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hardeyeanc:
GREATEST NOUNITES!!!
pls brothers anf sisters in the house I need ur help I want to apply for this program but direct entry into 200l but I am kind of confused in some area

1. Do I need to purchase direct entry from jamb or not?

2. When will d form be available and when is the deadline?

3. When is their resumption?

4. I got info about their payment on their website but I think the payment is too small to be true because I tot it will be costly because its meant for mainly working class. Is that payment schedule real?

Awaiting your swift response.

Regards
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1. No. Buy the school form. In the course of filling it, you choose DE.
2. The form is always and currently available. No deadline
3. Next resumption is January perhaps ending.
4. The payments you saw there are true. You pay differently for course registration (2k for each 2 units course and 2.5k for each 3units course) and exam registration (1k irrespective of the units). Then you pay compulsory fee each semester. If you accumulate these you will see why it is meant for the working class but that is not to say non working class can't run the program.

agarawu23:
We both enjoy ourselves when we fvck

What's the crap all about? A jo n gbadun ara wa ni

Exactly what I had in mind.

Op, none of the two. If you are not fairly pretty, educated, well mannered and cook skillfully, you are not qualified to be my wife. I no fit dey chop indomie every night and I no fit dey beg my family and friends all the time.

Omotayor123:
Wedding

Toor Ire akari. Take away nko?

Omotayor123:
Nice guy!

Nibo lo lo lataro?

PunkyVeer:
Because they haven't met me LMFAO

Advert?

summerflame:
Rokiatu shape

Where's she self. e don tey wey I see her

Toks2008:
I remember a day a busty female friend of mine removed her bra to wear casuals,it was an eye sore...Honestly many big bustline you se hanging are fine that way but if they unleash the dragons,you will appreciate smaller and firmer bustlines..a long as a lady is not below size 34 bra size,she has nothing to worry above just like a guy with 5inc and above p.nis size.

Every lady is lovely the way they are and most times, small bustline is complemented with a nice ass while most real busty ladies have flat asses.

You are really on point. More reason I don't too much like too busty ladies. It sags easily even when it is yet to feed any baby.

Maboo:
Wow....this is an amazing put up.. Keep at it. I'm guessing u were in Panel D. Panel B was smooth. Although I was battered about my family name....i always get that everytime I have to answer to that name.. The rest was micro teaching. I taught "money" and d denominations. I had N50, N100, N200, 500 N1000... With me. I NVR knew d topic I would teach till d person before me got called. My time came, i greeted the class and proceeded with " last lesson I defined money and the reason we hold money and I showed you N5, N10, and N20......dts how I saved myself ooo.

I was in panel E. what's your surname that you get "battered" about it?

Feedback: Written interview. It was an essay. Question: Education is the bedrock of development. discuss.

Oral interview: I was called 4 times by the panelists. First calling: Credentials verification.
Second calling: Mention 5 things that make school a safe place. (60 seconds)
Me: Security guard, Teacher, Head teacher, Parent.
Panelist: Uh? Parent? How?
Me: (Perambulating and trying to make sense out of it)
Panelist: Mention 2 more.
Me: Government, erm erm
Panelist: Don't go too far. Come down to low level
Me; (Repeated the first 4) and then added the school structure.
Panelist: You didn't mention the fence, the burglary etc.
End of the second calling

3rd calling of oral interview.

Panelist: What's your name?
Me: I am ****** ********
Panelist: Where do you come from?
Me: Okun Ajah town in Eti Osa local govt
Panelist: What is eti osa known for?
Me: Eti osa is basically know for 2 things; The ocean and the sea.
Another panelist interrupted: I beg your pardon?
Me: Eti osa is know for 2 things; The ocean which is the Okun and the sea which is the Osa.
The interrupted panelist: (Smilingly) Are you teaching us Yoruba?
Me: (Smilingly). I am sorry ma.
The original panelist: What can we get in eti osa?
Me: In terms of natural resources, we can get Fish, Sand and coconut.
A male panelist: Do you know Ado town?
Me: Yes
Him: What part of eti osa is Ado town?
Me: Eti osa east local government.
Panelist: You can go and sit down.
Me: Thank you ma

Before I move on to the 4th calling, the written interview (essay writing) was 10 minutes but we weren't allowed to use up to that. About 7 minutes were used

4th calling.
The 4th calling was 2 in 1. Current affairs and micro teaching.
Current affairs.
Panelist: When was Lagos state created?
Me: (I don cram this one tire) May 27 1967.


Panelist: What course did you study?
Me: Economics/Computer Science
Panelist: What subject do you want to teach?
Me: Computer studies
Panelist: Topic?
Me: Hardware.
Panelist: OK. You have 1 minute.
Me: OK ma. (I don rehearse am wella at home even on the sit before I was called)

Now to the micro teaching.
Me: (Facing my fellow interviewee) Good afternoon pupils.
Interviewee: Good afternoon sir!
Me: How are you doing today?
Pupils: Fine
Me: I am Mr ******* ******** and I will be taking you computer studies. The topic for today is Computer Hardware. Say it after me, Computer Hardware.
Pupils: Computer Hardware.
Me: Again
Pupils: Computer Hardware
Me: Before I move on I want you to see this device in my hand. (Brought out my phone. Dismantled it and showed it to the pupils)
Me: Can you see this device?
Pupils: Yes
Me: Can you touch it?
Pupils: Yes
Me: Can you feel it?
Pupils: Yes.
Me: Those part of the computer that you can see, touch and feel are hardware. Are we together
Pupils: Yes.
Me: So by definition, hardware is the parts of the computer that you can see, touch and feel. Examples of those parts of the computer that can be seen, touched and felt are monitor, keyboard, ......
Panelist: Round up!
Me: OK sir.
Me: (Rounding up) We have learnt in this lesson that hardware are part of the computer that we can sew touch and feel and examples of them are .....
Panelist: It's OK.

At the end of it, two of the panelists (females) called me and they have this to say. "Go and work on your question tag. Don't say "isn't it" instead say something like, "can you?" "Do you?". It's very important. For write it down and take note.
Me: OK ma. Thank you ma.
"You can now go", they signified.

END OF BOTH WRITTEN AND ORAL INTERVIEW.

xeems:
Apologies br.. some fellas didnt gt to c ya perceptions that way...anyways it gud u clarify things.... its jst a pity most applicants are filled wit anxiety and anticipation down dr adrenaline....However could u plz specify if d invite is based on d grps or anonymous and plz specify ur group. .......wish u all d best

dunmininu15:
@kazrem, please, don't be too busy o and also try and have power on your phone. The only reason I'm using my spare ba3 is because I was hoping to get some info from here. Pls try and have power. Biko

solarsonti:
I have a privilege to join this remarkable social network through a friend's piece of advice. My wife just got an invite by lagsubeb for written and oral interview 4th Dec, 15 @ Lagsubeb all, Maryland in the morning. It will be appreciated if experience of candidates be shared. God bless you all.

dupe007:
It's so bad people don't want to share any info

It wasn't that easy but I did my best and pray my best is sufficiently enough to take me to the next round

Fayose no see anything do to this. Na pmb he dey abuse.
When you leave your house to abuse the unroofed one, you leave yours to be carried by whirlwind.

Again! I think it's time to port to etisalat

dupe007:
It's so bad people don't want to share any info

How sure are you that people don't want to share info about the interview. Someone like me went to the interview. Left home as early as I could and got back home 9:37pm or there about. And since morning been busy at work. How do you want someone like me to share experience?
Anyway, by evening I will share my experience of the interview. I hope I am not too busy then and also have power on my phone.

STOP waiting for the Government to feed you, feed yourself and help the Government feed others.

On spot.

sodiksan:
Someone should shed more light about the content of the message,please people are curious coz only few people got this message

Dear ABOLORE KAZEEM, you're invited for Written and Oral Interview @ SUBEB Office, Maryland, Lagos. Date: 2nd December 2015. Time: 10am

I have a girlfriend named Evathyst. She told me she changes her pants once in a week. Is that hygienic?
*finding trouble *

I had a different thing in mind to post before but reading it now I have changed my mind. Ideally everyday. Worst case once in two days.

Evathyst:
It's moving gradually. Although it hasn't reached the permanent site yet, but it's moving sha.


Na wa o, this our thread don dull o! No e-fight wey person fit join?

Ha ha ha Onijogbon!

Omotayor123:
Wow.... It's the last month of the year!
Peeparty you should know five romance Landers isn't enough.

Happy new month to my sweeties may the Lord spare our lives.
Cc.
Lalasticlala
Kazrem
Aminat508
Ghostwritter
Greatness22
Adeh39 birthday girl
Cherlene
Agarawu23
Asumo12
Freemanan
Baba11
Dexrica
Misspicy
Wristbangle
HerexG
Tosyne2much
INTROVERT I miss you ooo
And other romance Landers.
Big hugs to you all!

Thanks dearie. Wish you and others countless months ahead. May this mark the beginning of good thing in our life.

fweshyboi:
which group are you?

Is it group based? I was in group 4.

What is the packaging in this now?

hardeysola:
Co ask bro!.. Who has gotten any message after the CBT?

I got one last night inviting me for written and oral interview by 10am tomorrow

As usual with techy thread, generates few comments. One page since when posted unlike entertainment and the likes.

Omotayor123:
No be me and you

okay. Make we no use club logo?

Descartes:
Are you sure?
Hope it won't be denied within 24 hours.

Exactly. It will soon be denied.

Omotayor123:
Wetin concern me

Me like am ni and will want US to use such.

Aminat508:

Arsenal can disappoint

Omooba77:
Norwich 0 Arsenal 5

Correct.
Aminat508 let's go and watch our darling team

I had to remind myself the name of the bank while reading if it wasn't Eco bank.

omotayor123 do you like that?

And so?