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RomanceRe: Face Mask Challenge(photos) by Keketu(m): 2:58pm On May 09, 2020
vanida6:
Here is mine dis morning in d bed,,,thor i may look ugly.
hi , please pm me thanks shocked
BusinessRe: How Nnewi Became The Nigerian Town With Largest Millionaires Per Capita - TVC by Keketu(m): 2:55pm On May 09, 2020
adadike:
Nnewi and ihiala but honestly, na Nnewi carry am. The day I went for my cousins' baby shower, chimo! .I missed my way , got directed to the landlord's personal house instead. Kai , I almost mistook the landlord for the gateman . The landlord was sitting at the gate, with bathroom slippers , Nokia torch and one bottle of hero beer. He told me plainly that he have so many houses for tenants, which particular one are you looking for? Ndi Nnewi, I throway yansh for una! Unu diegwu!!!
hi can you throw for me too? shocked
RomanceRe: Man Calls Out Male Teacher For Sex Chatting His 15 Years Old Student by Keketu(m): 1:42pm On May 08, 2020
CelebritiesRe: World Ugliest Woman by Keketu(m): 1:39pm On May 08, 2020
RomanceRe: Naija Girls Wey Dey Form Too Much Deserve This Kind Treatment by Keketu(m): 1:39pm On May 08, 2020
EducationRe: Covid-19 - Is This True About Resumption Date? by Keketu(m): 1:38pm On May 08, 2020
FashionHow To Bleach Skin With Groundnut (evidence And Pictures) by Keketu(op): 1:30pm On May 08, 2020
cool Hello it's your fashion guy here again, I have discover a powerful secret that many natural light skin people are using to light there skin even without money, and they light like people who use original bleach cream like the 200,00 naira one, it is natural groundnut



Method

Grand 2 cup in bottle ( #40 )

Pour half water in the bottle

make it soak like rice

use it to bath (ie add to bath water ; little quantity please shocked no Micheal jakson )


this is powerful formula especially for very black people I'm a witness cool I will drop another hack tomorrow

for getting girl hair cut hack see - https://www.nairaland.com/5840269/hairstyle-barb-made-me-get


Thanks so far

CelebritiesRe: Gospel Singer Tope Alabi Celebrates Daughter’s 22nd Birthday (photos) by Keketu(m): 10:41am On May 08, 2020
Romanoff:
As pretty as her mother. I pray she'll fulfill destiny, get to places her mother couldn't get to and even surpass it.
thanks
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Doctor Mohammed Kumshe Dies In Borno by Keketu(m): 10:32am On May 08, 2020
Tissaia:
morning how are you
I'm fine, I dream of you all through, please remove your profile image it not making sleep grin I still have your love on my heart , it still there cry
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Doctor Mohammed Kumshe Dies In Borno by Keketu(m): 10:29am On May 08, 2020
Tissaia:
I know Kumshe he is very good person.
May his soul rest in peace.
hi Tissaia , good morning , Pm me thanks
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Doctor Mohammed Kumshe Dies In Borno by Keketu(m): 10:27am On May 08, 2020
BOOOMNAIJA:
Dear COVID-19

It’s been over a month since you restricted all our activities, not minding what we all had in place prior to your outbreak. Initially i thought it was just a temporal stay, but days turned weeks, weeks turned months and we’re still waiting in uncertainty.

To say I’m not agitated on how things have turned out is laughable. I wish you never existed, at least not in my generation. What do you stand to benefit in The DEATHS, Those shocked businesses and business trips you’ve halted, those you’ve relieved off their jobs, the hunger and hardship you’ve brought, those exams you stopped not minding how well we’ve prepared for them.

But then I ask, will praying or lamenting bring a solution to this pandemic? “Tongue-tied” But I will keep praying for our front-liners.

Guns can kill but same guns can protect. Arrows can kill but can be used for hunting. Dear COVID-19, I ask again, among your numerous maladies, what advantage have you provided ? You’ve done enough, why not leave and allow us use the rest of the year in healing mentally, emotionally and physically? Living right now is scary. Dear Hunger you know we’ve come a long way, why not spare us for now while we focus on combating this stranger called COVID-19?

Where are the vaccines ? Oh Humanity! See what you’ve been reduced to. But there’s HOPE, whether sooner or later, Humanity will win the fight against this Virus

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Indeed when all these are over, I will appreciate life more and be down to earth. Because it’s obvious God is the giver of life and everyone is equal whether rich or poor.....Caucasian or Negroid
wow thanks bro
RomanceRe: I Can't Stop Thinking About Him by Keketu(m): 7:33pm On May 07, 2020
Filomena:
There's this guy I met in school and there has been this connection between us. We have gradually become friends. I find myself staring at him most of the time and when he tries to catch me, I hide my face. I have also observed that he stares at me a lot too and smiles and then says hey to me.

We had a small talk in school too. I didn't know he stayed in campus too so one night when I was going out to read, I saw him, like I couldn't believe it because I thought I was not going to see him again after they declared the two weeks strike, till it was called off. So I was really shocked and happy when I saw him. Then he hugged me and I hugged him too and held him tight.

So he then asked if this was my room and I told him yes. He told me he just escorted his friend that just finished cooking for him. I felt bad hearing that because I felt they had something more. So he then asked me which church I'd be attending the following day, I told him and he said okay and told me good night. He didnt even ask for my phone number. I wonder why he didnt.

The other day he just saw me and didn't talk to me and i felt bad for that. So after that day I saw him and he was just busy staring at me and smiling and I wasn't really in the mood for that but I still stared back. He then told me hey and passed. He was with his friend and I greeted him too and passed.

So the last day I saw him, I was coming back from church and was hoping I'd see him again one last time before I travelled. Lo and behold, I saw him coming towards me with some of his friends. He then hugged me and we had a small chat. I was still hoping that he'd collect my number, still he didnt..

I dont know if he wants to have something with me or not since he's yet to ask for my number..

Please guys I need your thought on this cuz I really want to go into a relationship with him..
I want to know if he likes me or bidding his time or just playing around.

Thanks.
Tinuke ?? undecided undecided undecided
RomanceThe Hairstyle I Barb That Made Me Get 3 Nairaland Girl In 2 Weeks (picture ) by Keketu(op): 7:54pm On May 06, 2020
Hi all guys, many have problem getting girl on nairaland especially after setting a meet , they realise the girl will not pm them again.. I finally found the the secret when I bard this hair and another and do testing . this is it


please note I get the 3 girls back to back within 4 months when I barb no.1 hair and set up meet up, when they see me they continue chat but when I barb 2 , they didn't reply my pm .

no.1 hair
no. 2 hair

Phone/Internet MarketRe: If You Have Any Phone For Sale, Post It Here. Meet Your Buyers Here by Keketu(m): 5:12pm On May 06, 2020
Hello, please who can borrow me phone till after covid? for payment my phone cut a bit on side help huh
RomanceRe: Im Not A Woman Wrapper - Keketu by Keketu(op): 5:08pm On May 06, 2020
topedoski:
I hope dey have ur time
me too
RomanceRe: Im Not A Woman Wrapper - Keketu by Keketu(op): 3:50pm On May 06, 2020
topedoski:
So how e take cure covid 19?
I decided to address it here
RomanceIm Not A Woman Wrapper - Keketu by Keketu(op): 3:46pm On May 06, 2020
due to current thread on this section where I talk , 2 guy send me pm that I'm a qoman wrapper, I decided you address the issue here , I'm not a woman wrapper, I love woman, but I'm not a wrapper huh huh
RomanceRe: If He/she Is Interested In This(1 Thing), Pls Marry Him/her by Keketu(m): 11:56pm On May 05, 2020
Thank bro so intelligent
RomanceRe: What Is The Pettiest Reason Why You Won't Date Someone by Keketu(m): 11:43pm On May 05, 2020
fattprince:
grin grin She's my friend nothing more. We are distance apart. So calm your self bro.
okay thanks bro for understanding matrimony
RomanceRe: She Wants To Commit Suicide by Keketu(m): 9:57pm On May 05, 2020
Pressure, don't okay ? undecided undecided
RomanceRe: She Wants To Commit Suicide by Keketu(m): 9:57pm On May 05, 2020
undecided my love is now at 3%
RomanceRe: What Is The Pettiest Reason Why You Won't Date Someone by Keketu(m): 9:54pm On May 05, 2020
fattprince:
I've started seeing you in my dreams. Guess that's the only place I could. (at least for now)
hi please stop angry
RomanceRe: People Who Wear Glasses Are The Cutest.. Argue With Your Keypads. by Keketu(m): 9:53pm On May 05, 2020
missimelda01:
Off-white dark shades
#15,000
hello lady, shocked I want to buy this 15 own , send me number and bank for teller
RomanceRe: Which Of These 2 Guys Will You Choose? (girls Only) by Keketu(m): 9:49pm On May 05, 2020
Hi on me huh huh
RomanceRe: Why Do Black Americans Have So Much Swag by Keketu(m): 9:47pm On May 05, 2020
sexylassie2:
Its true ooh, these guys have swag, even at 50, some of them are still looking fit unlike the men in our country, 35 years old is already looking pregnant, angry and aggressive, cant even walk with him in public.

God help us from some ratchedp Nigerian men.
hello lady, send your number and account teller for bank
FashionRe: DIY ORGANIC PRODUCTS by Keketu(m): 9:06pm On May 01, 2020
hi help, I use to be white boy but I'm now dark help please huh huh
HealthRe: How To Make A Face Mask With A T-shirt (pics, Video) by Keketu(m): 6:38pm On May 01, 2020
please can I use old boxer for it? huh huh
HealthRe: How To Make A Face Mask With A T-shirt (pics, Video) by Keketu(m): 6:37pm On May 01, 2020
thanks my wife smiley
RomanceHi Please Why Do Girls Lose Interest When You Are Poor? by Keketu(op): 6:35pm On May 01, 2020
Hi guys I have noticed this even on nairaland, please why do girls lose interest when you are poor and don't reply pm ?

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