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Anuoluwapo23:
I can't exchange words with you..

dont insult your elder brother

BiafranBushBoy:
No, send you to where your like are kept...

Females in Nigeria my diick..

people with your facial structure are considered threats....

please dont

BiafranBushBoy:
After watching that video, I realized that ......

stup it. dont insult your younger sister

Anuoluwapo23:
The last time I remembered thus is my post mofo

shut it. dont insult you elder brother

Hi,
i have been chasing a girl in my street for like six month now but we chat on bbm. Whenever i chat her up she will say im boring , please how do i write her love poen? how do you write love poem to you girl?

the yoruba we say because we want to speak the truth saliva should not finish from mouth.

SirL0neWolf:
This is a cry for help. I met this girl late last year and I really like her but I've always had this bad luck of rushing any girl I like and it doesn't work out. I decided to take it slow with this girl to make her feel free with me and comfortable first. I took my time, calls, messages, thoughtgul prayers..no new month that i wont send her a happy new month message and we could chat for hours and I won't make a single romantic comment. My plan was to let her know I liked her without even saying it but it backfired. I started suspecting I was in the friend zone when she would always say gist me..gist me gist me..whenever we talked but then she asked me if there was any girl I liked and I stylishly described her thinking she would understand but she didn't.
She also got so free with me that she hit me playfully on the back or shoulder..now there's nothing wrong but it always feel like a brotherly gesture.
Now the case have gotten worse..just yesterday she called me babes..imagine babes..she now throws all these 'hun' 'dear' so carelessly like she were talking to a sibling or a fellow girl.
People please I need your help..slow and steady is not winning the race anymore..and I feel like the Ambassador for friend zone right now..what's worse there's anoda nigga in the picture and I've dulled the matter too much that she now even ask me my opinion about the dude.

Abeg I just join Nl today..e never even reach one hour..no use bashing pursue me..I need your help

babes, gist me ... tallllqaaaaaa! *spits*
i always advice mature men to not love to this point why they will be in friend zone. smh

1. very virgin 2. finger broking 3. cucumber broking 4. Secondary virgin 5. Semi Virgin 6. Almost finish 7. Finish 8. Expire 9. Retired 10. RIP

Please rate your virgin status. thats

QueenSuccubus:

see how you made this boy is holding your pinpupu after all my begging in pm like seriously

it no news on this forum that im the most toasted guy on this forum expecially romance section, i get atleast 7 pm from girls everyday (really i have screen shot evidence to back it up) please ladies i know im a fine boy but please im in love my

Aderola15:
Hahahaha


How much are we talking about Keketu my love ?

shame on all the nairaland man who thick i cant date a fine lady in nairaland after i broke up with my ex girlfriend farano.
Moncherry i have message you offline in your box in mail. pls pls check. - with love

have been looking for a girl to marry since two year ago byt when i finally saw 10 nairaland girl that keep nauraland alive and i see you i cant help it . i see your picture too. please come and marry me. im serious

cococandy:
Lmao.

How silly. Zero sense.
So the asiwaju or whatever will understand Igbo culture enough to pilot the affairs of the igbos over there?
This is stupid to say the least

shot up coco, dont you know the title has meaning in yoruba culture?

bro i think you shoukd talk about this celebratiin first

A lot of ladies send me PM that if they dont see my picture they wont be happy and today celebration vigil night wont be the same since they wont be able to get wet. so here is it

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Millionaire badboy boyfriend Keketu as been interview by international magazine New York Time. He was ask on matter concerning his recent breakup with a popular nairaland female admin who is a admin in the lifestyle session of the site nairaland.com, in his words " I like girl that reverer neatness, i like girls that can prepare okra soup, i like girls that eat fowl bone, but i dont like girl that do not wash pot after done cooking " he concluded. This is coming in a time when christmas is coming, what all he numerous fan is asking is " is it because of christmas? " but keketu say " No no no, not christmas, you know im a millionaire badboy but i dont like girl that do not wash pot after he done cooking " he said.

like seriously...

marry me or 10 naira ?

girls please give tips on how to toast you in a right way

Synzu:
Ijaw weed

you had your first encounter with porn when you were 8 years old.

stiflerdrug:
TF is yo writing fam?

This one is a chronic mastubator.

Rabbi keketu knows beyond you give him credit for. if you love yourself you better dont comment

i my pressing a lady bress now

but why is there so much hungry guys in nigeria this days?

SnakeXenzia:
more

great ife

Cc NLjega
i vote Fynesetboi ( Great ife ! ) i vote my son Vizkiz i vote IAMKINGZLEE i vote my junior brother FALCONEY

ojun50:
emotion and feeling? U wey yr heart strong like stone

thats how i toasted one girl in pm and she was telling me im heartless because i talked about sex . bruh go help me like my picture for 5 naira na i snaped it with the best brains in my faculty

nairalanders dont judge me im a man like you with emotion and feeling

badboy badboy. amusina fufor just put milk!!!

Guys i dont understand this situation and its really depressing and draining my confidence. help please

The first time my girl came over to my place she saw a wall gecko (inside lizard) on the wall suprisingly she told me that was her first time seeing the creature and marvel at how cute the thing look that night (glowing) while at the same time showering compliment on the small thing, and the thing self no move come bend head forward like say he was looking at my girlfriend. that was nothing

Fast forward to yesterday, i came home unannouced and banged open my bedroom door saw her on bed with only bed cover hands inside the sheet with a funny upfront jerk move with the door half naked i thought it was just her possibly matubating till i bent my head up and saw that damn thing wiggling he tail on the wall just beside her.

i asked her about it and she got enraged (normally she should have just deny) this is why im suppecting a foul play