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RomanceRe: Thank You. It Not Paining Me Again by Keketu(op): 4:32pm On Sep 04, 2017
Cholls:
my brother it mean she is currently eating another d!ck and she won't out with your sorry d!ck
bruh why did you call my dick sorry? cry it not like im lazy i try my best to satisfy her any time. sometimes i might not even eat yet she has finish all my food in the house and even when doctors advise her to wash her weight shes over 85kg
RomanceThank You. It Not Paining Me Again by Keketu(op): 3:56pm On Sep 04, 2017
please if your girlfriend reject s.x because of the above line saying i dont feel it again "with you" do it mean he is cheating? huh huh
SportsRe: Super Eagles Players Rock T-shirt With Carl Ikeme's Face On It To Show Him Suppo by Keketu(m): 10:38am On Aug 31, 2017
thorpido:
Your dad's nickname@ bolded?
plea dont make me cry please cry i love you to try to correct you but now you have offended my father. i only say fool boy to you . i did not say fool boy your father. did i?
SportsRe: Super Eagles Players Rock T-shirt With Carl Ikeme's Face On It To Show Him Suppo by Keketu(m): 9:46am On Aug 31, 2017
thorpido:
I don't understand how the organisers in that team can miss out things like this.
fool boi.... The jerseys of the various national teams in Nigeria
would be redesigned by kit sponsors Nike
Nairaland GeneralRe: Tribute To Firstking01 A Nairalander ( Gone So Soon) by Keketu(m): 11:32am On Aug 10, 2017
*sober* RIP Soldier SALUTE
RomanceWhy My Mouth Cant Laugh Again At Nigeria Women by Keketu(op): 10:17pm On Jul 16, 2017
angry aside from economy, it is tough time in general even for relationships. kerosine is now 200 naira per bottle, no food to eat, i made addition of satchet tomato soup money few minutes ago and its running into 1200 ( without meat only dsh) . rice here is 600 that why i have decided to ignore nairaland ladies PM
RomanceRe: A Call By keketu Against Nairaland Woman Wrapering !!! by Keketu(op): 7:47pm On Jun 04, 2017
EternalTruth:
will you marry me?
RomanceRe: A Call By keketu Against Nairaland Woman Wrapering !!! by Keketu(op): 7:46pm On Jun 04, 2017
EternalTruth:
Thanks for your magnanimous gestures by providing the avenue where I'll be privileged to hobnob, interact and fraternize with a unique queen like MzJn.
08029532397.
Anticipating cheesy
RomanceRe: A Call By keketu Against Nairaland Woman Wrapering !!! by Keketu(op): 3:25pm On Jun 02, 2017
KennyID17:
#TeamBoobi grin grin angry grin grin angry grin cheesy
RomanceRe: A Call By keketu Against Nairaland Woman Wrapering !!! by Keketu(op): 3:18pm On Jun 02, 2017
Oyindidi:
Why u give me mention
undecided the vegetable you gave lefulefu turning him to woman wrapper will not wprk on me. i have a girlfriend and im a badboy
RomanceRe: A Call By keketu Against Nairaland Woman Wrapering !!! by Keketu(op): 2:11pm On Jun 02, 2017
lefulefu:
awwwwh! and my darling oyindidi cheesy..
RomanceRe: A Call By keketu Against Nairaland Woman Wrapering !!! by Keketu(op): 2:09pm On Jun 02, 2017
lefulefu:
maybe he like yansh small cheesy.tell me wich man no like ukwu sef cheesy.even a gayman if he sees ur ukwu he will turn straight by force grin.
RomanceRe: A Call By keketu Against Nairaland Woman Wrapering !!! by Keketu(op): 2:07pm On Jun 02, 2017
lefulefu:
grin any lady want to take a kiss grin grin grin i don brush teeth o grin
angry
RomanceRe: A Call By keketu Against Nairaland Woman Wrapering !!! by Keketu(op): 2:06pm On Jun 02, 2017
lefulefu:
in naija dat wont work grin.if u like put glue or put padlock..the babe dat want to cheat will cheat grin.if this A-rab guy jam a naija babe he go hail grin grin grin grin.seems their women are too docile.so me go dey waste time if na glue i dey look for grin grin grin.
undecided
RomanceRe: A Call By keketu Against Nairaland Woman Wrapering !!! by Keketu(op): 2:04pm On Jun 02, 2017
lefulefu:
the average naija babe is sharp,wordly and a go getter cheesy.if a naija lady makes up her mind to cheat she will cheat.if u like shout,make threats,or entice her money..na wetin dey her mind she go do.and forget those stuff about sharia cos some of dem in hijabs also dey cut corners wen dem want.they do it codedly with alhajis wen nobody dey look.this A-rab guy is just an azz anyway.sealing his wife"s snail cos she his 12 yr old cousin"s post.if these A-rab guys marry a naija babe na hypertension go jus kill dem.dem too dey damm possesive cheesy.
RomanceRe: A Call By keketu Against Nairaland Woman Wrapering !!! by Keketu(op): 1:57pm On Jun 02, 2017
SorftWerk:
10 seconds ashawo won't kill me...so just kiss me o Jere grin l don't mind being ashawo for 10 seconds
RomanceRe: A Call By keketu Against Nairaland Woman Wrapering !!! by Keketu(op): 1:55pm On Jun 02, 2017
SorftWerk:
kikiiikiki...soupy geh...henyway,I don mind coming to yor ause for the kizzing sha.. Fun'nmi ni address ile 'e yin
RomanceRe: A Call By keketu Against Nairaland Woman Wrapering !!! by Keketu(op): 1:54pm On Jun 02, 2017
SorftWerk:
aaaah...that would have been a good idea, but I'm saving my strength for ur wet tight hole...I won't need a female workout buddy for now. I might end up pouring all strength into her while I should store it for u grin grin
RomanceRe: A Call By keketu Against Nairaland Woman Wrapering !!! by Keketu(op): 1:45pm On Jun 02, 2017
1. SorftWerk:
ouch! That hurts my pride
Are you really letting go because of one
mistake i made?
i still love you baby

undecided
RomanceA Call By keketu Against Nairaland Woman Wrapering !!! by Keketu(op):
Please stop! the world has change man has become woman undecided


to all the men who feature here wrappering woman or want to learn to be the unwrappering ultimate lady killer and superstar like me read https://www.nairaland.com/3823194/romance-lesson-lizard
EducationRe: What Course Did You Choose In Jamb?? by Keketu(m): 1:26pm On Jun 02, 2017
EternalTruth:
drop your contacts pls
bov this what every miniter preach against . i have a thread on it as a minister for men against wrappering womam it will help you , read it here https://www.nairaland.com/3823194/romance-lesson-lizard
EducationRe: What Course Did You Choose In Jamb?? by Keketu(m): 1:22pm On Jun 02, 2017
EternalTruth:
I gave you my number and you refused to add me on whatsapp.. why? We're both uniben aspirants
bov read this thread urgently https://www.nairaland.com/3823194/romance-lesson-lizard
RomanceKeketu Share Is Raunchy Pic (picture) by Keketu(op): 7:46pm On May 28, 2017
I know alot of girls and women has been dieing for me to show my raunchy picture but after alot of crying and pleading( in PM) i decided it is i time to share my rauchy picture for the ladies to have wet dream for

RomanceRomance Lesson From Lizard by Keketu(op): 7:12pm On May 26, 2017
do lizard have penis? No
Do lizard have smooth pick up line ? No.
do lizard look handsome? No,
do lizard have fine hair? No,
Do lzard have money ? No,
Do lizard have car? No.
Do lizard wear fine clothes? No.

But yet female lizard still run after agama.... men think
RomanceRe: Helppp! Please Why Do Every Lady I See Think I Am Flirting With Them by Keketu(op): 7:48pm On May 24, 2017
like guys im really serious please help this is serious issue affecting me sad
RomanceHelppp! Please Why Do Every Lady I See Think I Am Flirting With Them by Keketu(op): 7:19pm On May 24, 2017
please help i dont know if its the way i look or something but every female i pass by or look usually think i am flirting or in love with them, this also happen even with very old women, young girls, plaintain sellers , caisher in bank, local drink seller, provision stall seller in my area and even my neighbours wife e.g this morning, she was carrying water with her husband and i was talking to someone so i glanced at her ( she just do eye somehow) then i glanced at her hubby, but after i glanced at her hubby i can see it in the hubby eye that he think im trying to hit on her wife . please help sad
RomanceRe: Being Female In Nigeria #femaleinnigeria by Keketu(m): 8:16pm On May 18, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:
Niggur. I don't know you and I don't wish to exchange typos with you!!
Do me a favour and Bleep off!!
#I won't reply you again!!
boys of nowadays no respect for elders.
RomanceRe: Pleace Teach Me How To Write Love Poem by Keketu(op): 8:14pm On May 18, 2017
solasolasola:
You may be boring but wait. You have been chasing her for six months?! You are very patient. To answer your question, read poems to know how to write one. But you want to write her a poem so that you won't seem boring. Lol. If a girl finds you boring and tells you, she will continue to find you boring even if you write her the longest poems in the universe. Funny what you wanna do.
it might be the picture. but i will look for some poem in my old school note thanks
RomanceRe: Pleace Teach Me How To Write Love Poem by Keketu(op): 8:12pm On May 18, 2017
Raine80:
Let's put the poem issue aside. What does she like to do? Have you explored her hobbies and interests? Do you actually do anything together I don't refer to spending money. What do you talk about on bbm? I personally cannot cope with small talk I would prefer stumulating conversation Perhaps she is an intelligent woman who expects more conversation wise other than " What are you up to?" asked 20+ times a day is a bit much . " How was your night?" And "Have you eaten?" Stretching things out a bit might be in order.
thanks for your reply. in bbm we do chat about sex stuffs and adult stuff, but if she sees me in the street she will jjust greet me and wave with a smile and hi then i before she told me i am boring i sent her my manhood picture she replied with a laugh clipart and said ''small'' since that day she has been avoiding me when i chart her uo n ask why, she said im boring
RomanceRe: Being Female In Nigeria #femaleinnigeria by Keketu(m): 8:05pm On May 18, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:
People like you can't make it

I should employ you and turn you to my Nanny...

Nobody can employ someone like you apart from keeping you at home!!

Females in Nigeria my foot...

The real title shoulda been...

Ugly Broke Females in Nigeria!!
look you this ugly bush boy i say you should stop it but but u still dont. it is people like you that make people hate biafra with insulting comment you are posting dont you know your nickname on nairaland represent ibo people? dont give it a bad name please angry
RomanceRe: Being Female In Nigeria #femaleinnigeria by Keketu(m): 7:57pm On May 18, 2017
Anuoluwapo23:
Then Bleep off watch me while I make it,....continue to beef
leave her alone my daughter
RomanceRe: Being Female In Nigeria #femaleinnigeria by Keketu(m): 7:56pm On May 18, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:
Piss off...
How much are your words in the black market?
Fvcking thread!!
Crappy write up
i say sto p it angry <sad

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