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RomanceRe: 18 Reasons Not To Send Unclad Photos, No Matter How Much He Asks by Keketu(m): 5:56pm On Sep 30, 2017
Safiaa:
Pay me 1 milli dollars. smiley
it aint worth that much ponto angry
RomanceRe: Dont You Wish Your Boyfriend Was Hot Like Me PIC by Keketu(op): 6:29pm On Sep 29, 2017
Lawlahdey:
Apart from your brain that's overheating....what else is hot in your body? undecided
i know you are secretly crushing on me .. cool
RomanceDont You Wish Your Boyfriend Was Hot Like Me PIC by Keketu(op): 6:25pm On Sep 29, 2017
No wonder all the girls want to date me

PoliticsRe: Revealed: PDP’s Secret Deals For 2019 - The Nation by Keketu(m): 6:13pm On Sep 29, 2017
Evablizin:
Keketu pls i beg you in the name of God bring that post down
sshh smiley i know you love me, you dont just realise
RomanceRe: Am In Pains by Keketu(m): 5:17pm On Sep 29, 2017
biacan:
so because you've spent on her she can't live her life in peace....... grow up dude
this woman is a cheat. just take a look at what she say now @goute . you are cheat
RomanceRe: How To Know If I Am Yoruba Or Igbo (secret Revealed) by Keketu(op): 1:44pm On Sep 28, 2017
Orobo2Lekpa:
We should be guessing your level of stupidity and not your tribe
undecided

RomanceRe: How To Know If I Am Yoruba Or Igbo (secret Revealed) by Keketu(op): 1:36pm On Sep 28, 2017
Oluwasaeon:
Your headache
dont hate me cause am beautiful
RomanceHow To Know If I Am Yoruba Or Igbo (secret Revealed) by Keketu(op): 1:33pm On Sep 28, 2017
Finally God has answered the prayer of all the woman who wanted to date me in the long run. Many of them has been messaging me asking for my tribe and my birthday day. Finarry i have decided to share all nairaland women tip on how to know my tribe

1. Read my post well well and tell my accent - Girls say i sound british but i still leave my tribe clue in my accent

2. Check my old post - I love my tribe woman so much and i comment on their post.

3. Check my Ex Girlfriend post - Many people here know her she know me my tribe and my familly

signed- your future husband - keketu
RomanceEvablizin Love Dont Cost A Thing by Keketu(op): 9:55pm On Sep 15, 2017
Evablizin love dont cost a thing. please i love you
RomanceCollect Money From Ladies Scope - My Account Was Hack by Keketu(op): 12:45pm On Sep 15, 2017
After series of calls from many romancelander including many fine woman lipsrsealed and my ex mod girlfriend i finally decide to make it public concerning my post i posted on yesterday >> https://www.nairaland.com/4054828/scope-how-collect-money-ladies namely ''How To Collect Money From Lady'' that all the people worrying about me should please dont. I dont collect money from Lady and many nairaland women can attest to that. my account was hacked but we working on seriously trying to get it back from this hack angry



Thank.
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Nigerian Guys STANK!!!! by Keketu(m): 6:47pm On Sep 14, 2017
LadyGoddiva:
[color=#000050]We no like am Biko. cry Make una try use deodorant/perfume. Good smell turn most girls on wink

To that goat above, I'm sure na you smell pass embarassed[/color]
i hate it. please stop using goat to compare bad thing
RomanceRe: Scope On How To Collect Money From Ladies by Keketu(op): 6:41pm On Sep 14, 2017
pcguru1:
Actually you shouldn't you will be ridiculed by NL Girls (I am assuming they are by now) collecting money from a specific gender is a female thing, besides Di.ck is free, you'd have to throw a convincing game to get a lady to spend money on you, the only lady that might do that for you is your mother. The Society is weird , even in Alimony the woman is entitled if the guy earns more and that's a normal case but the reverse will be met with ridicule, besides as man I don't support that, you should have pride............ is this last statement sexist....am confused lipsrsealed
thank this is very helpful
RomanceRe: Scope On How To Collect Money From Ladies by Keketu(op): 6:38pm On Sep 14, 2017
Desyner:
Go and eat shìt (excreta) like that warrh dude then bill her for $22,000.00 thank me later when the crowd that will catch you spare your life.
angry please i need real life advice thank
RomanceScope On How To Collect Money From Ladies by Keketu(op): 6:29pm On Sep 14, 2017
please i have this girl that really love me . Guys teach me scope you use to collect money from lady
RomanceRe: Please Have Sex With Me... by Keketu(m): 11:02am On Sep 06, 2017
seun oladele please i know you are a young boy of around 20 please stay away from the evil call sex it kill please you are still a young boy at 15 . you can talk to your mother for advise so you ll see what im saying please
RomanceRe: Compose A Song To Woo Ur Nairaland Crush by Keketu(m): 10:54am On Sep 06, 2017
dollytino4real:
dis ur song na curse abi it is bitter
dollyponto i toasted 16 girl with this lyrics and it a success. this lyre is only reserve for people i like. dollyponto please marry me , i promise to be your husband provide and protect our unborn baby i have a small subsistence farm i grow okra and cassava smiley please marry me
EducationRe: Pictures - Finally, I Am A Graduate!! - Thank God - Viviangist.com by Keketu(m): 10:45am On Sep 06, 2017
Freeman50:
But you sounded as such......and that's the way anybody wid sense will see it. Menh, You went too far forgetting that she's just a mere girl.
see viva to me it not a mere girl !! angry but that do not mean i go to market woman with you although it sound like it
RomanceRe: Compose A Song To Woo Ur Nairaland Crush by Keketu(m): 8:50am On Sep 06, 2017
Damilaresimon25:
Guy why? why u dey block my view?
Is my barallanee your barallanee??

#ayamJoking.
you are styling call her angry take time black boy angry huh huh
RomanceRe: My Dad Makes Me Feel Uncomfortable by Keketu(m): 8:47am On Sep 06, 2017
plwa my daughter report him to your teacher in school . especially your principal
RomanceRe: Compose A Song To Woo Ur Nairaland Crush by Keketu(m): 8:41am On Sep 06, 2017
barallanee:
jeeez....am nt yellow na cry
see barallanee i like uellow girls my girlfriend is black and over 85 kg i know what these can cause in a man life you will barely have money she has finish all my food excluding garri because she say i dont eat garri o . imagine angry
EducationRe: Pictures - Finally, I Am A Graduate!! - Thank God - Viviangist.com by Keketu(m): 8:37am On Sep 06, 2017
Freeman50:
Papi, can't remember dragging the small girl wid you. I still believe that every girl knows and goes for who they love.

Are sure you are getting the attention you need from her?
look freeman it not like im saying i go to market woman with you is it?
RomanceRe: Compose A Song To Woo Ur Nairaland Crush by Keketu(m): 8:34am On Sep 06, 2017
dollytino4real:
they said compose a song not toast
dolly solly x2
how can i
how can i
how can i (chorus x3)

beauty but dolly you are dolly
(repeat dolly solly)
you are fine like fresh tomato
i like to chop

how can i
how can i
how can i (choris x3)

i dont have a girlfriend
because of you
how can i
how can i
you have beauty lip and it like orange grown in kebbi
rare beautiful
RomanceRe: Compose A Song To Woo Ur Nairaland Crush by Keketu(m): 8:26am On Sep 06, 2017
makydebbie:
Who's the elder?
that boy you are fighting with
EducationRe: Pictures - Finally, I Am A Graduate!! - Thank God - Viviangist.com by Keketu(m): 9:09pm On Sep 05, 2017
Freeman50:
Congratulations vivygirl...... have finally gat to see you. you are pretty & cool.
angry please stop trying to toast my vivipopo
EducationRe: Pictures - Finally, I Am A Graduate!! - Thank God - Viviangist.com by Keketu(m): 9:07pm On Sep 05, 2017
adepeter2027:
Wetin Atheism do you undecided
he only looking for way to toast the girl angry
RomanceRe: Compose A Song To Woo Ur Nairaland Crush by Keketu(m): 8:47pm On Sep 05, 2017
dollytino4real:
yes mr man
please teach me how to toast you smiley
RomanceRe: Compose A Song To Woo Ur Nairaland Crush by Keketu(m): 8:45pm On Sep 05, 2017
makydee:
Isn't it obvious that I've noticed you and I find you stupid? Dude you don't need to stop gracing my mention, I'm unimpressed. You think it's everyone you can bully on nl? You must be more stupid than I thought. Run along now I've zero tolerance for dumb folks.

Carry your mediocre personality out of my mention. Irrelevant urchin. People are talking and this one wants to open his smelly mouth. Mtcheew.
pleas dont talk to you elder like that angry
RomanceRe: Compose A Song To Woo Ur Nairaland Crush by Keketu(m): 7:03pm On Sep 05, 2017
shasha101:
oya start composing
i love yellow girls x2 i feel they are neat im not too neat, it is bad compliment but we will complement you eye shawdow look fine you hijab look like the one the lady in mecca wear your lip stik compliment your link please dont say no o o please dont o o x2
RomanceRe: Compose A Song To Woo Ur Nairaland Crush by Keketu(m): 6:57pm On Sep 05, 2017
dollytino4real:
my juicey papaya, i ve bin lonely online, so wat is ur talent? u ve cash to spray on me
hello lady
RomanceRe: Compose A Song To Woo Ur Nairaland Crush by Keketu(m): 6:56pm On Sep 05, 2017
barallanee:
awwwwn!!!thanks xo much dearie..am highly privileged...made me feel worth it dear kiss
hello yellow girl kiss plea can i meet you

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