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Education › Re: Kwara University Produces 23 First Class Graduates by Keketu(m): 4:22pm On May 31, 2016

keketu

Romance › Why Your Girlfriend Is Not Yellow by Keketu(op): 1:00pm On May 30, 2016

Many nigeria complain that no matter how much their girlfriend bleach she still wont yellow. guys please why?

Romance › Re: Please Ladies Why Do You Hiss At Fine Boy When He Dont Toast You by Keketu(op): 10:42pm On May 27, 2016

SAINTSAMURAII:
LMAO one told me this morning that i am so proud. and i was like!! when and how did i form proudness for you. because i have never spoken to her. as in never, even when she is the hottest in my street. i choose not to talk to her.

my experience : i am one of the finest boy in my faculty , so i was in a lecture hall and one lady brought her laptop and ask if she can sit with me i say ok, she say ok , then later she ask if i know how to install file i said yes and i help her, later she started eating chin gum, later she started faning her self , later she asked me the time, later she asked about my shoe then after that she now hiss and stand up.

Romance › Re: Please Ladies Why Do You Hiss At Fine Boy When He Dont Toast You by Keketu(op): 10:32pm On May 27, 2016

sinaj:
What is green light?

green light when lady wink at guy and move her bum bum to show it to him, or touch his bicep , yet if he decide not to toast her because he already get 6 other girlfriend. why do ladies hiss?

Romance › Re: Please Ladies Why Do You Hiss At Fine Boy When He Dont Toast You by Keketu(op): 10:30pm On May 27, 2016

sinaj:
What is green light?

wow

a fine girl reply my question

Romance › Please Ladies Why Do You Hiss At Fine Boy When He Dont Toast You by Keketu(op): 10:10pm On May 27, 2016

After winking at fine boy and giving him green light, Please why do you hiss when he dont toast you? shocked

Food › Re: What Was The First Thing You Learned To Cook? by Keketu(m): 10:05pm On May 27, 2016

prettythicksme:
Nobody teach me how to cook

hello lady

Romance › Mr. Nairaland 2016 Finally (pic) by Keketu(op): 11:15am On May 23, 2016

all nigeria ladies have decide mr nairaland 2016 see pic

Romance › The Real Reason Almost All NL. Ladies PM Me Everyday (pic) by Keketu(op): 6:54pm On May 15, 2016

many people wont know i get pm all day because im tall and beautiful pics

Education › Re: Funny Memes You Can Relate To In A Nursing School by Keketu(m): 4:52pm On May 09, 2016

MotherConfesor:
What is nursing? is it a name of a food? Here in Kampala we don't know such food

Are you a virgin and above 20? pm me

Romance › Virgin Ladies Only by Keketu(op): 3:08pm On May 09, 2016

Met a lot of ladies from nairaland.com but most of them..... Well, if you are a virgin PM me

Romance › Finally 'edible Catering' - (pictures) by Keketu(op): 5:45pm On May 04, 2016

Wikipedia dot com has interviewed the legendary bad boy player who all nairaland lady wants has their husband Kekeku, but in a shocking revelation the hard fact from one of nigeria biggest relationship saga has been revealed (Tee bills Vs Tiwa Savage)

So you put a call to us ?

Yes I have to come straight, see im sorry and i personally beg tiwa savage that she should forgive me. Everybody is saying it , Who is the girl? Who is the girl? But he is man. Im sorry

So your are Edible Catereen ?

Im not proud to say it but i have to, Yes.

So what are you calling him for?

Eveybody no im gay but thats not why i call him. i call him cause im hungry and i want some money for garri [/b]

How did you met TeeBillz?

[i]Really im sorry i cause this things , really. how i met tee billz? Me and Tiwa have been friends since childhood. i visit mavin studio everytime when he want to record

We saw you press her bress

Yes. two time

Where?

In mavin studio, look this thing her in my profile on nairaland

Tell us what happen when you press are bress

Tiwa is a humble lady, that day she was recording and jamal (her son) what to drink milk so i help her milk it

What was tee bliss reaction ?

He snap the picture

Why did tee saved your number has Edible Catereen?

After i press tiwa savage breast that day he said wow , i should be a catering

Thanks for this great revelation Mr. keketu

Thank you. Please help me tell telemapreye1
i love her. please send me pm, i have washed my bedsheet and friday is almost knocking thanks.

Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Was Born Between 1990-1998, Stop Dating Her! by Keketu(m): 7:06am On May 03, 2016

MoNickk:
funny write up. i was born between the years you mentioned and i beg to differ...the fact that your female friends cant cook doesnt mean no other female can. i refuse to be termed 'indomie generation'. i can boldy n proudly say i can cook mouth watering meals that would make you forget your middle name,clean n also keep house. Now what do u bring to the table other thsn money? what makes you stand out from other guys?

Please come and pay bribe price. i will marry you please

Romance › Re: Why Girls Are No Longer Difficult To Catch And Sleep With These Days by Keketu(m): 10:48pm On May 02, 2016

pet4ril:
Please op, correct yourself and use most/some girls .
Not all girls are easy to catch and not all girls throw themselves at men.
All fingers are not equal

what if i tell you i will disvirgin you tomorrow ??

Romance › Re: Romance Game For Romancelanders....[ TAG AND ASK] by Keketu(m): 12:46am On May 02, 2016

Vinshu:
He does anything I want him to do. You won't believe he refused his sister from visiting because I didn't like the sister. Cool right?

Help tell him he is a GOAT!!! WHAT KIND OF A WIFE ARE YOU? HIS OWN FAMILY ?? 'Because you didn't like the sister'' just chill for moment and listen to yourself, what if you were to to be the sister and your bro.'s wife said that or your bro. refuse you visiting 'Because his wife dont like the sister" . Shame !! 'Cool right?" !!! what are you?

Celebrities › Re: Freeze Regrets His Open Letter To Tiwa Savage by Keketu(m): 1:43pm On May 01, 2016

Angelberry:
You fear
Happy new month dear

my number one girl on nairaland.

Celebrities › Re: Freeze Regrets His Open Letter To Tiwa Savage by Keketu(m): 12:18pm On May 01, 2016

Angelberry:
my spiritual husband to be

i reject any evil plan against my life in jesus name amen .

Celebrities › Re: Freeze Regrets His Open Letter To Tiwa Savage by Keketu(m): 12:11pm On May 01, 2016

Angelberry:
Trying too hard to be noticed

my predestined wife

Celebrities › Re: Transcript Of Tiwa Savage's Interview With ThisDay Editor: 21 Things She Said by Keketu(m): 12:15am On Apr 30, 2016

Tiwa savage and i met at mavin studio. check my profile for what went down

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Romance › Finally The Day I Press Tiwa Savage Bress In Mavin Studio (picture) by Keketu(op): 11:39pm On Apr 29, 2016

her breast soft i press it two time

Romance › Re: I Want To Contest For Miss Nairaland by Keketu(m): 9:29pm On Apr 28, 2016

Hadez:
It is getting interesting! i heard it is 50,000 and some nairalanders that called me yesterday convinced me to join the competition that I will surely get votes. pls if you want me to join show me some love on this thread and I promise I will give it all I have. I want to take this crown and show nairaland that I have what it takes
Beauty
Brains
Supporters.
Give me a shout out people

liar! we all know it is the 50 thousand that shined in your eyes that you want to contest . wow is that you? hi

Romance › Hadez Where Is My Food? by Keketu(op): 9:23pm On Apr 28, 2016

When i logged in to Nairaland this night, i saw a beautiful butterfly with yellow lips and very beautiful , a special kind of butterfly any man will want on his flower. Im the flower; i need butterfly to germinate my seed.

Nairaland General › Seun by Keketu(op): 8:57am On Apr 23, 2016

Seun, funny how you and your mods ban people for posting educative sexual content when you push posts like See The Dress A Lady Wore Exposing Her Boobs" to frontpage.

Romance › Re: A Cult Leader Threaten To Break My Head Today Because I Refuse To Give Him..... by Keketu(m): 8:17am On Apr 19, 2016

Suigeneris93:
stop trying to form Igbo, we know you're not. Kindly stick to your mother tongue, probably gibberish

your boobs have fallen cry

please i beg you because of God please click here for help fast https://www.nairaland.com/3053356/ladies-why-thou-boobs-fallen

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Phones › Re: (Pics)Nokia 3310 Memes: Classic Lovers, Vietnam Refurbished Nokia 3310s For Sale by Keketu(m): 8:09am On Apr 19, 2016

ladies save your boobs! computer vision syndrome

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji With Lagos Police Commissioner After Wizkid Apologized by Keketu(m): 11:07pm On Apr 18, 2016

yemoxyl:
i formed dumb from ur name that's y you are dumb

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Keketu(m): 5:35pm On Apr 18, 2016

mysticgal:
Chineke
Hi I am mysticgal, how are you doing this splendid evening

guys you see, girls love me. the most beautiful girl in nairaland reply me today is my lucky day

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Keketu(m): 5:19pm On Apr 18, 2016

mysticgal:
Yay, I tried calling you but it's switched off

i like the way your boob is yet although but its the type that can win miss nairaland

im the most famous in romance section and people love me, my name is keketu hi

Fashion › Re: Ladies, What's Your Take On Guys With Braids? (pics) by Keketu(m): 5:15pm On Apr 18, 2016

Twaci:
Gay, immature and agberoish

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Celebrities › Re: "Linda Ikeji Slept With Sesan Ogunro" - Wizkid's Fans Allege by Keketu(m): 10:39am On Apr 18, 2016

darlenese:
Linda isn't my fellow woman !

You have a stupid eyes that's why my comment is stupid to u,
BTW... This one u are crying like this ! Are u sure u are not Linda?

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Scroll on for blue pill

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Celebrities › Re: Pics: Laura Ikeji And Linda Ikeji Relaxing At Home by Keketu(m): 9:40am On Apr 18, 2016*

Houseofglam7:
Aunty Linda and Aunty Laura

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