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keketu im not ugly

click my profile for a trick to mess without it sounding

click my profile for a trick to mess without it sounding

No.1 ladies dilemma his their mess always get exaggerated due to the extra skin around their anus making it sound 2x louder than it is but finally me and my SaveLady initiate team have research the best way to mess with less noise

when you feel it ,
1. cross your leg
2. put your right hand on your right bottom
3. put your left hand on your left bottom
4. release the mess slowing counting 1, 2 (release mess) 3,4 (release mess) until it finish

naniawini:
Testify 2 wat

to the day i toast you with that technique i wrote in up

naniawini can testifu

Bruh their are 5 ways to toast black nigeria girls and 2 ways to toast the yellow one

lets toast the yellow one

Yellow girl are normally the most toasted girl on nigerian street they get atleast 1 toast in 2 week, according to survey the number of fake yellow girls is on the raise due to the attention they get from fine boys like me

Technique 1
1. Work up to her ( she will first do somehow)
2. Maintain eye contact ( she will be surprise )
3. Dont laugh then say ''Roses are Red but you are Yellow wow ( she will laugh, i use this line everytime fire line)
4. ask her about her mum ( survey shows that yellow girl are mommy girl )
5. then tell her i am busy so i have to rush give me your number ( dont remove your eye contact)

Technique 2

if shes person close to you and you want to take picture, touch her bellu button and slide your hand styly to her adomen

hello ladies, Good evening , lets get the monday stress off and feast on some sweet thing tonight. ladies share your unclad picture here

wow real gujarat poem. nemesti

After reading your thread i think im starting to love you.
You are an epitome of beauty encapsulated in a young body.
You soft yellow skin as corrupted my little imagination turning it into a wide dream land of erotic fantasy
I want to smell your yellow armpit all day.
You are beautiful, pharmacist are rich and hot.

please all should study this picture for atleast 35
minutes it is this picture i use to get my girlfriend back when se follow another man . i study it for 7 minute then

At it currently stand in nigeria many university dont teach romance philosophy/sexual philosophy becaose the subject its controversial, it is also banned all around the world due to its slight inclination and teaching of homo-sexuality sodomy and its extreme interest in female body exploration and the believe ''ALL HOLE IS HOLE''
but i bring the most important romantic philosophy picture in relationship, choosing a partner, female to male relationship and verse versa , toasting and getting a girl to bed

there is a million advice in this romantic philosophy picture below.

please i beg you, study and digest this picture well

please how can i punish a snorer that doesnt let his partner sleep due to her loud cow sound snore?. i feel like hitting her with a stick

SANDOSKI:
I'm fine luv,
Wat about u

stop it please im youre love

SANDOSKI:
My luv......

please stop calling a boy or any one my love please its breaking my heart

SANDOSKI:
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Hello wow how can you be this fine? please will you marry me?

Lol after pounded yam, come out or i will call you out . heart robber

he is found IJN

princeakins:
BRo that shld b a personal stuff... or r u a counsellor ... tell us urs first .. open d floor

im still a virgin

A lot of ladies dont like telling strangers who disvirgin them that is why a tread where ladies can express their mind to a popular nairalander like me is created.

Ladies who disvirgin you?

SmartChoices:
she is not presentable!

stupid boy

Sugarhugs:
So disappointed lanicky won. That small girl.

shut your trap !! you mango. cyber buller

Miss Nairaland that win tonight , i will appreciate if you invest in me. im the first born

I vote LANICKY Cc: NLJega

only prettythick and evegran . farano and refiner in works

buharisbae:
chimamanda wasnt from a reach family her parent dint send her there buh found herself there

chimanda go to yale

kaayposh:
When you go get sense bro

im telling the truth

guys the most easy way to .... girl is to flash her you penis. a lady was walking pass my balcony yesterday a total stranger, i bring my thing out from the side mouth of the trouser, she see it but she do like she did not see it, but when shes coming back she just come into the varander im in and start to laugh after i ask question, then we did it. im telling the truth

SANDOSKI:
Op nothing do you.....we dey your back







Vicstar come help me see oooo.....

doski is that you on your dp? woww. are you?

Mr Handsome

keketu