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Business › Re: 7 Reasons Your Neighbour Is Always Richer by Kelklein(m): 11:07pm On Sep 07, 2015
CUM4WHAT:
Permit me to say dis is NONSENSE

Career › Re: Transport Staff Ask Buhari To Probe Dangote, Say He Is Underpaying For Labour by Kelklein(m): 6:43pm On Sep 05, 2015
In the defence of Dangote

the last time I checked,, minimum wage in the country is 18,000...the complainant stated that some are paid as much as 40000, none is paid less than 20000..

so what's the fuss all about.
Jokes Etc › Re: Its September !!! School Fees Palaver (photo) by Kelklein(m): 6:39pm On Sep 05, 2015
grin grin grin

lucky me... I'm only going to pay day-care fee for now!
Politics › Re: A Street In Onitsha After Heavy Rain by Kelklein(m): 6:28pm On Sep 05, 2015
dear Lawd!
Politics › Nairalandaz, Come In And Declare Your Assets by Kelklein(op):
Hi guyz..as you are all aware, we are in the era of asset declaration. PMB has set the trail, so let's follow suite.. lol


leggo

Kelklein:
Bank account balance: N45,670.20 with GTB
N131,700.55 with access bank

No foreign bank account

An inherited 1990 Peugeot 504 salon car.

A 3-bedroom Bungalow

2 plots of land in the village (inherited)

1 28" LG LCD Plasma TV

1 set of furniture

A DSTV satellite dish

3 set of cooking pots, plates, spoons, knives and forks.

1 Kingsize Vitafoam Mattress

1 dressing table & chair.

No shares in any company

CASH at hand: N9,700.00



Oya lalasticlala come and declare yours..
Politics › Re: Dried Fish Worth N60m Seized From Insurgents By Army by Kelklein(m): 5:01pm On Sep 05, 2015
weird !
TV/Movies › Re: Chandra Dangi The World’s Shortest Man Dies by Kelklein(m): 4:57pm On Sep 05, 2015
rip man!
Education › Re: Uko Umoh Chronicles Udom Emmanuel's Milestones In 134 Pages! by Kelklein(m): 4:44pm On Sep 05, 2015
undecided
Celebrities › Re: Why I Told My Pastor I Can’t Do Gospel Music – Chidinma by Kelklein(m): 4:41pm On Sep 05, 2015
undecided
Phones › Re: How To Trick Your Callers Or Friends With Their Own Mobile Phone by Kelklein(m): 4:23pm On Sep 05, 2015
tried it...but the call still going through!
not Working!
Politics › Re: Cabinet: Buhari Begins Last-minute Consultations by Kelklein(m): 3:51pm On Sep 05, 2015
we're waiting..
Travel › Re: Fatal Accident Along Otukpa–Enugu Road This Morning (Photos) by Kelklein(m): 4:00pm On Sep 03, 2015
RIP to the dead!

Caution to the living: Na who make am reach house sabi drive pass. Avoid overspeeding!
Travel › Re: Fatal Accident Along Otukpa–Enugu Road This Morning (Photos) by Kelklein(m): 3:55pm On Sep 03, 2015
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Wike Commissions 1200 Seater Law Faculty Complex by Kelklein(m): 8:14pm On Sep 02, 2015
was this complex built in less than 100 days?!


*just thinking out loud tho*
Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia With Her Brothers And Mother In Throwback Photo by Kelklein(m): 12:05pm On Sep 01, 2015
cute fam...but that Annie's baggies tho
Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia With Her Brothers And Mother In Throwback Photo by Kelklein(m): 12:03pm On Sep 01, 2015
Family › Re: Should She Tell Him?? by Kelklein(m): 11:34pm On Aug 31, 2015
shey if u talk say na u, anybody go carry knife kill you ni?


anyways, tell your friends it's not as hard as she thinks. she doesn't have to tell him on the first date except of course he asks. She should be as plain, free and honest as events unfold. Truth pays!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Police Recruitment 2015 by Kelklein(m): 11:07pm On Aug 31, 2015
recruitment postponed till next year! according to the IG... so, calm down guyz
Gaming › Re: Video Games Graphic Evolution: Then And Now. by Kelklein(m): 7:38pm On Aug 30, 2015
Nicepoker:
this lady f na guy o
na now you know?
Food › Re: Some Kitchen Tricks You May Not Know by Kelklein(m): 9:49am On Aug 30, 2015
Pls anyone.. On trick number 1, is the oil applied inside or outside the pot
Celebrities › Re: Uche Jombo, Her Husband And Son Hang Out (Photo) by Kelklein(m): 7:58am On Aug 30, 2015
me, myself & I hanging out!
Celebrities › Re: Uche Jombo, Her Husband And Son Hang Out (Photo) by Kelklein(m): 7:56am On Aug 30, 2015
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Here's What A job-winning One-page CV Looks Like by Kelklein(m): 9:44pm On Aug 29, 2015
nice CV ..but I'm sure most employers will want to know how old you are..
Family › Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by Kelklein(m): 8:25pm On Aug 29, 2015
yea.. that awkward moment

Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade rocks Iconic live on stage at Dance Afrique Summerfest 2015 by Kelklein(m): 7:33pm On Aug 29, 2015

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 10 Mistakes Job Seekers Make … And How to Avoid Them by Kelklein(m):
Mistake #2: Mailing Unsolicited Resumes

I totally disagree with you on this...I got my present job through unsolicited resume and I am sure there are many here that have gotten same or at least an interview

on your last advice about getting the employer to name a salary range first, , that can never happen in Nigeria. The employment feels he has many options no matter your level of skills.. so he uses that as his joker to prize you down.. I'm talking from experience
Celebrities › Re: 14 Nigerian Celebrities With Their Beautiful Wife And Kids (Photos) by Kelklein(m):
cute fam!

Politics › Re: Jonathan Didn’t Perform But Buhari Must Prove He’s A Saint – Balarabe Musa by Kelklein(m): 6:45pm On Aug 21, 2015
"Jonathan didn't perform"? coming from Balarabe Musa... Naija na wa o!
Politics › Re: Photos: Was V.P Osinbajo Scolding Gov. Ambode In This Photo? by Kelklein(m): 8:07am On Aug 21, 2015
One day a professor entered the classroom and
asked his students to prepare for a surprise
test. They waited anxiously at their desks for the test to begin.

The professor handed out the question paper, with the text facing down as usual. Once he handed them all out, he asked his students to turn the page and begin.

To everyone’s surprise, there were no questions….just a black dot in the center of the
page.

The professor seeing the expression on everyone’s face told them the following:
“I want you to write what you see there.”
The students confused, got started on the
inexplicable task. At the end of the class, the professor took all the answer papers and started reading each one of them aloud in front of all the students.

All of them with no exceptions, described the black dot, trying to explain its position in the middle of the sheet, etc. etc. etc. After all had
been read, the classroom silent, the professor
began to explain:

“I am not going to grade on you this, I just wanted to give you something to think about. No
one wrote about the white part of the paper.
Everyone focused on the black dot – and the
same happens in our lives. We have a white paper to observe and enjoy, but we always focus
on the dark spots.

Our life is a gift given to us by God, with love and care, and we always have reasons to celebrate – nature renewing itself everyday, our friends around us, the job that provides our livelihood, the miracles we see everyday…….

However we insist on focusing only on the dark
spots – the health issues that bother us, the lack of money, the complicated relationship with a
family member, the disappointment with a friend, etc

The dark spots are very small compared to everything we have in our lives, but they are the
ones that pollute our minds.

Take your eyes away from the black spots in your life. Enjoy each one of your blessings, each
moment that life gives you.

Be happy and live a life positively starting NOW!
Politics › Re: Photos: Was V.P Osinbajo Scolding Gov. Ambode In This Photo? by Kelklein(m): 7:58am On Aug 21, 2015
One day a professor entered the classroom and
asked his students to prepare for a surprise
test. They waited anxiously at their desks for the test to begin.

The professor handed out the question paper, with the text facing down as usual. Once he handed them all out, he asked his students to turn the page and begin.

To everyone’s surprise, there were no questions….just a black dot in the center of the
page.

The professor seeing the expression on everyone’s face told them the following:
“I want you to write what you see there.”
The students confused, got started on the
inexplicable task. At the end of the class, the professor took all the answer papers and started reading each one of them aloud in front of all the students.

All of them with no exceptions, described the black dot, trying to explain its position in the middle of the sheet, etc. etc. etc. After all had
been read, the classroom silent, the professor
began to explain:

“I am not going to grade on you this, I just wanted to give you something to think about. No
one wrote about the white part of the paper.
Everyone focused on the black dot – and the
same happens in our lives. We have a white paper to observe and enjoy, but we always focus
on the dark spots.

Our life is a gift given to us by God, with love and care, and we always have reasons to celebrate – nature renewing itself everyday, our friends around us, the job that provides our livelihood, the miracles we see everyday…….

However we insist on focusing only on the dark
spots – the health issues that bother us, the lack of money, the complicated relationship with a
family member, the disappointment with a friend, etc

The dark spots are very small compared to everything we have in our lives, but they are the
ones that pollute our minds.

Take your eyes away from the black spots in your life. Enjoy each one of your blessings, each
moment that life gives you.

Be happy and live a life positively starting NOW!

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