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Crime › Re: A Man Finds Out He Has HIV And Kills Himself In Ilesha by Kelklein(m):
like seriously... I thought the picture on the post was acted until I saw a police van


How's that even possible for a suicide with his legs on the floor..?

RIP to him tho..
Food › Re: PHOTO: How Many You Still Do This? by Kelklein(m): 11:08am On Feb 27, 2016
I don't think that was 'purposely' left to form clot

some milk are notorious for forming that, no matter what you do

like Cowbell.
Jokes Etc › Re: Is This Kid Heartless Or Ignorant Of The Situation? (photo) by Kelklein(m): 11:03am On Feb 27, 2016
He is heartless personified


If he's smart enough to be able to create a what-is-that-called-again, he should be sensible enough to sense danger

I'd say he knew exactly what he was doing..


abi lalasticlala?
Phones › Re: How To Opt Out Of MTN Subscriptions That Are Stealing Your Credit Yourself by Kelklein(m): 9:14am On Feb 27, 2016
a very rare info indeed..


I like this..


@difakozigi..this is no SCAM...it's to help you and I..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Kelklein(m): 9:52pm On Feb 26, 2016
Raphtop:
Use a UC browser that's if you don't have access to a computer
even UC shows empty page

Thanks to those that responded to my post above

but unfortunately I'm not close to where I can use a pc ...until Sunday


I got an information that the timesheets(for January) are back up in the profile.. so I want to confirm if this is true

and if it's true, can one still mark the days at this late hour..
Forum Games › Re: Eye Test: How Many Squares Are In The Diagram? by Kelklein(op):
saintneo:
18

Kelklein can't see more than 18
jaymejate:
It's 18, simple
up to 18?...don't count rectangles
Forum Games › Re: Eye Test: How Many Squares Are In The Diagram? by Kelklein(op):
space reserved for the correct answer...


modified:

Correct answer is 18 squares

well done MRBrownJ...He knocked it out as in below (add to the Hint above)

well done saintneo, midetinz, jjwaterfalls, tonio2woo, jaymejate, texas1, badonkadonk, AwesomeRims, Sleekman

Forum Games › Re: Eye Test: How Many Squares Are In The Diagram? by Kelklein(op):
Hint: don't forget these 4 as you count..

Forum Games › Re: Eye Test: How Many Squares Are In The Diagram? by Kelklein(op): 8:34pm On Feb 26, 2016
theshaderoom:
12
more than that
Forum Games › Eye Test: How Many Squares Are In The Diagram? by Kelklein(op): 8:27pm On Feb 26, 2016
Ok...look closely and count how
many squares you see...No guessing pls

Education › Re: JAMB Adopts Item Response Theory To Reduce Possibility Of Guessing Answers Right by Kelklein(m): 7:23pm On Feb 26, 2016
so..the software go know say person dey guess abi..?

I smell scam


They are only trying to justify why they vote so much money for computer softwares. then come up with this lie

and besides... who guessing don help
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Kelklein(m): 10:32pm On Feb 25, 2016
I need to urgently log into my profile this night

but my password is showing incorrect


I tried clicking on the 'forgot password' and it took me to an empty page (all these were done using a mobile phone)


please what could be wrong here?? does the 'forgot password' page open only with computers?
anyone!
Phones › Re: Pictures: Is Airtel The Fastest Network In Nigeria? by Kelklein(m): 10:48pm On Feb 24, 2016
yes...& glo is the wackiest
Pets › Re: Info About Dogs For Dog Lovers (in Picture) by Kelklein(op): 9:31pm On Feb 24, 2016
Also..you can simply upload the picture of your dog or any dog for identification, information on possible health conditions and others. & mention me!
Pets › Re: Info About Dogs For Dog Lovers (in Picture) by Kelklein(op): 9:06pm On Feb 24, 2016
edlion57:
Neapolitan mastiff nko
THE NEAPOLITAN MASTIFF is a serious working dog. It is not a breed for everyone. It looks a bit intimidating, but is actually affectionate, calm, peaceful and loving. They enjoy family and friends. This breed is a heavy drooler, particularly in hot weather or after getting a drink.

They are very keen to their owners’ commands. Intelligent, very protective, courageous, serious and mild-mannered. Generally quiet, they tend to only bark when necessary. https://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images10/neapolitanmastiffAdamoOct20031.jpg
Lifespan - short, up to 10 years

Possible Health Conditions - Cherry eye , Hip dysplasia, Bloat , Pano-ostiosis, pups are usually born via Caesarean Section

Grooming level - low
Pets › Re: Info About Dogs For Dog Lovers (in Picture) by Kelklein(op):
LHASA APSO

https://www.dogtime.com/assets/uploads/2011/01/file_23154_lhasa-apso-460x290.jpg

The Lhasa Apso dog breed is a companion lap dog that weighs only 12 - 15 pounds.

Lifespan = 12 - 15 years

Possible Health Conditions = see Shih Tzu

Grooming level = very high
Pets › Re: Info About Dogs For Dog Lovers (in Picture) by Kelklein(op):
BOERBOEL

The Boerboel is a large, mastiff dog breed from South Africa, bred for the purpose of guarding the homestead

https://www.petpaw.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Boerboel1-1030x360.jpg

In 5 words

Obedient
Confident
Intelligent
Dominant
Territorial

Life Span: 9 - 10 years

Grooming Level: low

cc: Seun
Pets › Re: Info About Dogs For Dog Lovers (in Picture) by Kelklein(op):
Also worthy of Mention

CHIHUAHUA

Lifespan: 12 - 20 years

He's all dog, fully capable of competing in dog sports such as agility and obedience, and is among the top 10 watchdogs recommended by experts. He loves nothing more than being with his people and requires a minimum of grooming and exercise.

Pets › Re: Info About Dogs For Dog Lovers (in Picture) by Kelklein(op):
V - cutie Beagle

Pets › Re: Info About Dogs For Dog Lovers (in Picture) by Kelklein(op): 2:25pm On Feb 22, 2016
IV - I so love Boxers

Pets › Re: Info About Dogs For Dog Lovers (in Picture) by Kelklein(op): 2:20pm On Feb 22, 2016
III - This Pomeranian face be looking like a mouse tho.. undecided

Pets › Re: Info About Dogs For Dog Lovers (in Picture) by Kelklein(op): 2:10pm On Feb 22, 2016
II - so even dogs get albino - see that Rajapalayam

Pets › Info About Dogs For Dog Lovers (in Picture) by Kelklein(op):
I - And Bingo made the list...it's 'Combai' grin (I guess that's Indian word for Bingo)

Family › Re: Imade Nibokun: "Why I Avoid Nigerian Old Men Like The Plague"- by Kelklein(m): 9:47am On Feb 22, 2016
ok..her life.. her business

Agriculture › Re: Mangu-Bokkos-Plateau: The Largest Mechanized Farm In Nigeria by Kelklein(m): 8:06am On Feb 21, 2016
MadCow1:
Visit it to do what?

A private farm.

You sure say you get sense at all?
visit it to do the same thing he did in that Kenyan Farm

pls don't be like your moniker..
Agriculture › Re: Mangu-Bokkos-Plateau: The Largest Mechanized Farm In Nigeria by Kelklein(m): 7:13pm On Feb 20, 2016
It's a place like this Buhari should be visiting u know


But no.. they are gallivanting around on a tour of the world..


still haven't seen the outcome of that Kenyan Farm visit.



& why is this not on Front page already?
Politics › Re: Nassarawa Governor Sacks 10,000 Workers- NLC by Kelklein(m): 4:14pm On Feb 20, 2016
[size=15] This Headline tho..


looks kinda malicious!
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: President Buhari Bows To Pressure, Relaunch Jonathan’s Youwin Programme by Kelklein(m): 3:56pm On Feb 20, 2016
[size=15pt] The BIG site looks like a scam to me though


for those of you already passing judgement.. I think you should wait for an official statement from Ministry of Trade & Investment

Don't just take what you read online hook, line & sinker..

Someone could just sit in his own corner of the world to come up with this 'scam'

visit that site above and explore before you quote me..
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Phones › Re: Which Is Your Most Delightful Game App On Your Android? by Kelklein(m): 11:40am On Feb 20, 2016
Oghumu1:
Thnks. I'll give it a try
you're welcome..
I spoke with my download guy...this is what he said

when you enter the searched out site as stated earlier.. (see screenshot)

click on download & install

another page will ask you to download from zippyshare..click

In zippyshare, click on the big DOWNLOAD on the right hand side


To get obb files.. scroll down the screenshot below, you will see where it says
'proceed to download obb file page..'
÷
Also read instruction on how to correctly put the obb file in your SD>>Android>>data

I hope this helps..

Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke And The Trouble With Sentimentality by Kelklein(op): 9:54am On Feb 20, 2016
medoyin:
Gibberish. Story for the gods.

Babylon ni bobo yi sa..

She was favoured. Leave it or jump inside lagoon.
oga..did you as much as read the first paragraph..I doubt that
Celebrities › Olajumoke And The Trouble With Sentimentality by Kelklein(op):
Found this thought-provoking article online by Punch's Abimbola Adelakun

Enjoy:
https://woman.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/jumoke1.jpg
Like many Nigerians, I was excited to read the story of Olajumoke Orisaguna, the bread-seller turned model. A fortnight ago, she hawked bread on Lagos streets and happened to ‘photo-bomb’ – to use a social media patois – a Nigerian-British singer, Tinie Tempah, who was being photographed by T.Y. Bello around the Sabo area.
After the photos landed on social media, people developed an interest in her. She was searched out and the rest is a fairy tale being enacted before our very eyes.

Since the hoopla started, Olajumoke has been given a new look and a new life. Apart from gracing the covers of some magazines, she has been interviewed by local and foreign media, given a posh apartment and an opportunity to polish herself in a finishing school of sorts.
Olajumoke has become a brand ambassador for two companies. Her life mirrors the fairytale Cinderella who was rescued from poverty and domestic abuse because she embodied societal ideals of goodness – good looks, good morals (read: passive acceptance of one’s fate) and eventually attracted good spirits and good fortune. Olajumoke was sought-after, too, because she ‘looked’ the part of a model. If she had had a different body type or less appealing looks, her story would probably be different.
Just as Cinderella was found through a glass slipper, Olajumoke was found through the glass screen of a photographic camera. Such luck is not commonplace and it is understandable why the latter’s story, cutting through the mundane machinery that grinds our daily experience, interests us this much.

The whole hoopla began to rankle me, after I had read seemingly endless Naija Pentecostal-esque rhetoric, which attributed her story to providence, to God and an instance of the miraculous.

I have read effusive commentaries encouraging people to have faith and strive. They use her story as “a point of contact” to God to hasten their miracles, too. Then I became very uneasy. Turning Olajumoke into a formula, an anodyne, a pole on which our expectations can be hung, is like asking every young woman in Cinderella’s world to pray to meet a Prince!

Soliciting a Deux ex machina-ic intervention in the plot of real life is faulty thinking, disempowering and frankly, indolent. Fairy tales are not only non-normative, they are sedative; that is why they are read to children about to sleep, not adults that live in a realistic world. Fairy tales do not expect us to question their plot, rather they gush at the saccharine sweetness of “happily ever after.”

When a society that is as socially and economically imperiled as Nigeria begins to luxuriate in the sentimentality of a tale like Olajumoke’s, then we should hit the pause button and introspect.

First, there is a need to ask why the same set of people, who walk by the Olajumokes of this world every single day without seeing them, now converge to derive vicarious pleasure from her luck.

Like Ralph Ellison’s “The Invisible man”, the working-class and masses that Olajumoke once represented are sighted but never actually seen. How many people who now consider Olajumoke a point of contact for their own miracles ‘see’ young people, male and female, hawking or riding Okadas in their prime of life? Without education and no guarantee of a future, they survive by any means necessary. We “see” them of course when they dart to and fro in traffic, hustling to survive but do we really see them? They exist, but only as props of daily drudgery.

Once in a while, the world in which they live comes up through the racist anthropologist lenses of foreign journalists seeking Africa’s next Noble Savage or in the photo-shopped reality of glossy magazines where elegantly costumed models use the aesthetic of degrading urbanity as backdrop.

Combining the incongruence of poverty and modelling glamour, and turning both into a commodifiable resource to satiate elitist/middle-class appetites brings their world into focus momentarily but, simultaneously, mutes its hardness so that it does not compel any urgency in the spectator.

Olajumoke’s life so personifies Nigerian failures that you can almost draw up a checklist: foregoing education for child labour, vanquished dreams, artisanship without concomitant financial independence, rural-urban migration, urban squalor, homelessness,and survival on less than $2 a day.

Olajumoke’s story puts a face to the grim poverty statistics in Nigeria. Yet, she is just one case out of many others. Millions of people have worse tales to narrate. Her account of poverty and deprivation up till this time, however, has been obscured by the sentimentality of her discovery. We talk about her being a bread-seller only as a jump-off point to narrating the other extreme of the tale where she becomes a model. This, in itself, is the trouble with sentimentality: it induces emotions, but never channels them towards meaningful socio-political action.
Sentimentality gives us something to do while we do nothing. It does not enable us to ask uneasy questions because we cannot risk a critique of our complacence. The emotions we generate eventually become a waste, flushed into the cesspit of collective contentedness.

Our lack of engagement with social institutions that produce stories like Olajumoke’s is more palpable in the way we have failed to connect how representatives of certain institutions rushing to snag a photo-op with her are systematically (not necessarily individually) complicit in the socio-economic, socio-cultural and socio-political forces that leave the likes of her behind. Now, a bank is offering to sponsor her children up to the University level after making her the face of their brand because – they claim – they care about her progress.

Such unreflective capitalist exploitation masquerading as humanitarianism should be called out on its hypocrisy. If a fortnight ago Olajumoke had walked into their bank to ask for a loan to start a business to better her life, would they have cared about her progress?
Now she is a candidate for reductionist fortune cookie sloganeering: never stop moving forward as if stagnated Nigerians merely gave up on themselves, not that they were shortchanged by antagonistic social structures. Do not be surprised if politicians jump on this train and use her as a mascot for the supposed endlessness of miraculous possibilities in Nigeria.

This is why the sentimentality should bother us: the very class of people who have the cultural and economic power to advocate for the Olajumokes in our society are the ones merely emoting over her story. There is no ideological marriage between her story and the larger warped social and political frameworks that churn out Olajumokes. Yes, we have saved one woman from poverty; we can back-slap and hi-five each other for our efforts. We can watch in pleasure as she leaves her well-furnished apartment every day to go to school and learn poise; but no, the goal of this sentimental crowd should not be singularised.

We should redirect our emotional energy towards confronting the harsh reality that drowns millions of people from birth to grave.

At this point, let me reiterate that I do not begrudge Olajumoke her luck. As much as I abjure an attribution of certain happenings to fate, destiny or the supernatural, one cannot rule out the element of pure luck in her story. Yet that should not stop us from pointing at the determining weight of social injustices that keeps the Olajumokes of this world down.

T.Y. Bello, who perhaps can be described as Olajumoke’s fairy godmother, in an interview with the CNN , pointed out that Olajumoke’s story resonated because times are tough in Nigeria and everyone is “looking for that magical break.” The whole idea of “magical break” is doubtless appealing and desirable, but it should be recognised for what it is: an anti-reality and escapism that should be tossed so that as a people, we are not tethered to an illusion. One way to start is by making a critique of the appeal of Olajumoke’s fairy tale.
See Source here
cc: lalasticlala
Phones › Re: Which Is Your Most Delightful Game App On Your Android? by Kelklein(m): 8:54am On Feb 20, 2016
Oghumu1:
Download link for the Asphalt 8 please. Play store annoys me, most time it stop downloading and starts from the beginning. Help a bro plz
sorry bro I dont do downloads myself

the app was transferred to me

the obb files copied and pasted with a computer

but u can try this search on google ..

'download FIFA 16 ultimate team apk4fun.com'

then follow accordingly..

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