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 Jokes Etc › Re: Is This Really Possible????????.photo by Kelklein(m): 9:34pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
The things they form on social media Its a Photoshop joor |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Owns This House On Third Mainland Bridge by Kelklein(m): 9:23pm On Mar 03, 2016*. Modified: 9:52pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
abeg I dey come..
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| Sports › Re: Ronaldinho, The Only Player On Earth To Change A Red Card To Yellow. Pics!! by Kelklein(m): 9:23pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
and you had to bring your hatred for ManU into the post abi? Rashford stole the moment right from his stunning performance at the Europa game and not because he scored two goal against some noisy serial loser who claim they didn't know him...The good news is...now they do. 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: Pls Help, Mtn Wants To Finish Me. by Kelklein(m): 9:11pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
use MTN Zone (dial *135# then follow prompt) they charge 12k/s (like N7 per min) to all networks o but be careful between 6pm to 9pm..charges are higher then like 28k/s (N16.80 per min) I think this is the cheapest MTN plan for now.. |
| Celebrities › Re: "Those Tweets Aren't From Me" Linda Ikeji Cries Out by Kelklein(m): 9:03pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
so she was waiting to see where all these would go before she responded abi..? about how to get verified?..she should pm me if she's on NL |
| Nairaland General › Re: Mind Blowing Picture: Turn Your Phone Upside And See by Kelklein(m): 8:55pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke Orisagunna Spotted At UNILAG's Convocation (Photos) by Kelklein(m): 7:53pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
is she getting fatter now?.. *wipe face with hand* 4 Likes |
| Crime › Re: This Happened In Lagos! by Kelklein(m): 11:52pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
mynd44 |
| Phones › Re: Airtel Secretly Introduced 1GB Data For Just N1,000 (supported On All Device) by Kelklein(m): 11:32pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
I think it h a s been in existence for a while now..It's one of their normal Android data bundles. simply dialing *141# then select "data bundles" then "Android bundles" will take u to screenshot below..
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| Forum Games › Arrange These Words To Form A Sentence by Kelklein(op): 7:20pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
leggo
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| Politics › Re: #OneChanceChange Trends On Twitter (screenshots And Pictures) by Kelklein(m): 2:46pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
it's well! |
| Politics › Re: VP Osinbajo, Lai Mo'hamed And Their Deliberate Insult On Nigerians' Intelligence by Kelklein(m): 2:43pm On Mar 02, 2016*. Modified: 7:34pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
Please Read This Rib-cracking article by Prof. Pius Adesanmi Apostle Paul’s Random Naija Survey Apostle Paul was the Biblical equivalent of the Nigerian busybody. He was a prolific letter writer. A much better letter writer than President Obasanjo. Apostle Paul wrote his own letters internationally. There was no people he did not feel inclined to guide and advise via letters. He wrote to the Romans, the Corinthians, the Philippians, and the Galatians. Then he wrote to the Ephesians and the Thessalonians. Because he wrote so many letters to so many peoples, Apostle Paul often repeated or plagiarized himself. For instance, he gave the Thessalonians and the Ephesians the same advice: in all things, in all situations, give thanks and praise to God. In essence, no matter how worwor your situation is, find some wiggle room for praise. We are in agreement that President Buhari’s stubborn persistence on the Gulliver lane is an exercise in worwority. Last I heard about the Nigerian President, he had left Saudi Arabia for Qatar and nobody seems to know the next destination. It seems they now just board the plane, roll a die, and tell the pilots to file a flight plan for whatever destination the die falls on. Were he inclined to write Nigerians at this moment, Apostle Paul would have comforted them and told them to give thanks. At least President Buhari successfully addressed a group of Nigerians in Saudi Arabia and celebrated them without finding drug pushers and fraudsters among them. This is the first time in a long time that the President isn’t on foreign soil with a tar brush ready for his own citizens. As might be expected, major policy decisions came from Saudi Arabia. Apostle Paul would have written that where you are unable to stop your President from making all his policy announcements on foreign soil, kuku celebrate those announcements if they are good and positive. The news that those who padded the 2016 budget will be severely punished came from Saudi Arabia but it is a very welcome news. However, that news did not go far enough. Saying that you will punish those who padded your budget is not enough. You must apologize to the nation and accept responsibility for the mess. In the very minimum, you are guilty of egregious dereliction of oversight responsibility for the buck stops at your desk. Also, consider padlocking Lai Mohammed’s mouth for he was denying padding while you were affirming it. The news that there will be no more security votes for Federal officials also came from Saudi Arabia. It is a welcome development. Apostle Paul would have commended President Buhari for this one in a letter. Another source of free, easy money gone. President Buhari is going to have some rough weeks ahead with the very huge demographic of beneficiaries of free slush money created by the corrupt patronage system of the last order. Many of those still contesting the 2015 election for President Jonathan on Facebook and Twitter are beneficiaries of the trickle down mechanisms of free money and slush funds put in place by the last administration. Their noise level will increase in the coming weeks as another source of easy money dries up. Anybody they hold responsible for the electoral loss of their ineffectual hero should prepare for rough times ahead as another source of trickle down free money dries up for them. Luckily, Apostle Paul would have written that they should be ignored. There is also the news that there shall be no more Federal government delegation to Hajj. President Buhari had very harsh words to condemn the wastage represented by this practice. I am yet to hear any commendation by the Christian Association of Nigeria. I hope they understand that this also applies to Federal delegations to Jerusalem. Go and find money to fund your own trips to Jerusalem. However, Apostle Paul would have noticed that some state Governors were on that lesser hajj with President Buhari. Senator Ibikunle Amosun was there without his fila peteesi (skyscapper fila). Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola was also there jumping upandan. Apostle Paul would have impressed it upon Nigerians to ask some basic questions. These Governors were in Mecca for a religious observance, were they on the usual daily estacode accruable to a Nigerian official on foreign assignment? If they were collecting estacode, why? If Ogbeni Aregbesola was collecting estacode on that trip, Apostle Paul would have very harsh words for him. Apostle Paul would tell him: Rauf, ika ni e o. You are a very wicked man! You have nearly forgotten the meaning of the word, salary, because you never pay your workers. Yet, you are here in Mecca praying and collecting estacode. Who told you that Allah has time for the prayers and supplications of hypocrites? Apostle Paul would also look in the direction of Kogi state to take note of a recent little matter. Governor Yahaya Bello discovered that one of the former Governors of the state, Ibrahim Idris, was illegally tapping electricity from Government House for his private residence. In order words, Ibrahim Idris illegally connected his private residence to the electricity grid of Government House and has been enjoying free electricity since he left office. No, it wasn’t free. The people of Kogi have been paying for his electricity consumption. Honestly, ko ni da fun iyalaya Nigerian leaders. Gbogbo won ni o! The story does not end there. Upon discovering the crime, Governor Yahaya Bello ordered the illegal connection of his predecessor disconnected. Because this is Nigeria and the Nigerian is a special species created by God to suffer and justify his own suffering, there were folks who immediately rushed to the defense of Ibrahim Idris. They said that Governor Bello should not be persecuting his elder and predecessor. How much electricity is Ibrahim Idris consuming sef that Bello is doing gra-gra and embarrassing the man? Apostle Paul would curse this category of Stockholm Syndromed Nigerians for they are the greatest obstacle to the work we are trying to do. Apostle Paul would also have very harsh words for Governor Yahaya Bello. You discovered a crime and all you did was disconnect? Ibrahim Idris was stealing from the people of Kogi state. He broke the law. He committed a crime. Why did you stop at disconnection? What steps have you taken to ensure that he pays for his crimes according to the laws of the land? What steps would you have taken of you had discovered that the same crime was committed by an ordinary carpenter in Isanlu? Why should the only consequence for Ibrahim Idris be disconnection? Governor Bello, do the right thing and make an example of this law-breaking predecessor of yours. By stopping at disconnecting his line, you are contributing to worsening Nigeria’s case as a society of crime without punishment. That is why Nigeria is in the 17th century and is not ready to be part of 21st –century modernity and civilization. Apostle Paul would leave Kogi to check out our friend, His Excellency Otunba Doctor Peter Ayodele Fayose (Jerusalem Pilgrim) in Ekiti, the state that is now said to lead Nigeria in public defecation. Apostle Paul would note that, with his convoy of sleek jeeps following closely, Fayose was as usual at his populist best in Aramoko Ekiti the other day, riding okada to commission taps that are now flowing with water after being dry for four years. Apostle Paul would note the man hours that Nigerian governors waste commissioning roundabouts, water taps, culverts, and gutters in the 21st century. He would have a very important question for the people of Aramoko Ekiti. You all trooped out to celebrate your Okada governor as he commissioned your water tap. Who among you will have enough civic presence of mind to record how many days of water supply you have from the commissioned taps after the Governor’s visit? Because of stealing, contract inflation, and poor execution, projects always pack up after commissioning in Nigeria. When your taps dry up again in Aramoko Ekiti, how many of you will perform the civic duty of blowing the whistle so we can descend on Fayose like a ton of bricks? Apostle Paul would have concluded this Naija round up with: It is well! 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Crime › Re: Picture: Before And After Of Ese Oruru by Kelklein(m): 2:38pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
una no go rest for this girl matter again..? 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Family › Re: Ese Oruru's Parents House In Yenagoa, Bayelsa (photos) by Kelklein(m): 11:45am On Mar 02, 2016 |
hmm...so the girl has taken over from Olajumoke.. Nigerians just want to have something to be talking about yes... to kill boredom 4 Likes |
| Health › Re: Check Out This Amazing Photos Of A Woman Giving Birth To A Babby Herself by Kelklein(m): 7:14am On Mar 02, 2016 |
..and there is no blood inside that Jacuzzi water abi? kontinu make Liar Mohammed catch you.. |
| Romance › Re: Pics See What These Kids Where Caught Doing While Playing by Kelklein(m): 7:10am On Mar 02, 2016 |
they look like siblings to me..(their sandals) |
| Family › Re: Akwa-Ibom Baby Left To Starve & Die For Being A Witch In Healthy-Looking Photos by Kelklein(m): 7:02am On Mar 02, 2016 |
my people die because they lack common sense... abeg wher lalasticlala? 3 Likes |
| Phones › Re: Addictive Game Every Lollipop Users Never Noticed by Kelklein(m): 6:37am On Mar 02, 2016 |
like seriously... u just know about this?..which planet have you been living? |
| Forum Games › Can You Solve This Mystery? by Kelklein(op): 6:48pm On Mar 01, 2016 |
A man rode into a village on Monday, spent three nights and left on Monday. How is this possible? Let's get cracking! @lalasticlala |
| Education › Re: See The Mansion Used As Government Primary School In Equatorial Guinea by Kelklein(m): 9:10am On Mar 01, 2016 |
dear Lord..guide our leaders right |
| Education › Re: I Was Really Suprised By Jamb With 307 As My Score by Kelklein(m): 9:03am On Mar 01, 2016 |
damn.. @op, we get your message sha..but you murdered English! 29 Likes
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| Family › Re: Pregnant Woman Blasted For 'bleaching' Her Baby Bump [PICS] by Kelklein(m): 7:17pm On Feb 29, 2016 |
who doesn't understand that she's wearing a black tight what's this fuss all about? 23 Likes |
| Politics › 10 Quotable Political Quotes Of The Week by Kelklein(op): 11:04am On Feb 29, 2016 |
1. “We did not say we will employ, we said we will create jobs.” - Minister for Information, Lai Mohammed speaking on APC campaign promises (Source: Channels TV) https://www.venturesafrica.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/LaiMohammed-Ventures-Africa-640x429.jpg 2. “If any INEC officer is bent on rigging the rerun elections, let him first tell his wife and children where his will is located because he will be treated as a political armed robber.” - Governor Nyesom Wike of Rivers state warning those planning to rig the last rerun general elections in the state(Source: Nigerian Tribune)https://www.kakaakimagazine.com/ka/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/4e.jpg 3. “I have been a military governor, petroleum minister, military Head of State and headed the Petroleum Trust Fund. Never had I heard the words ‘budget padding.’” - President Muhammadu Buhari vowing to punish those responsible for the distortion of the 2016 federal budget, while addressing the Nigerian community in Saudi Arabia (Source: Premium Times) https://www.punchng.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Buhari-meeting-with-Nigerian-community.jpg 4. “In the 2015 presidential election, the APC was more prepared for defeat than for victory. The party did not expect to win and clearly had no agenda for victory.” - A scholar and international affairs expert , Femi Aribisala, criticising the APC-led federal government over its handling of the Nigerian economy (Source: Premium Times)https://cdn.dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/femi-aribisala.jpg 5. “If he hadn’t inherited $200 million, you know where Donald Trump would be right now? Selling watches in Manhattan.” - Republican presidential candidate in the U.S, Marco Rubio calling out his rival, Donald Trump for his privileged background, during a recent GOP debate (Source: CNN)https://i0.wp.com/quietmike.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Marco-Rubio.jpg 6. “His holiness cannot be killed; He is not a mere mortal like the rest of us.” - An unnamed member of Rev. King’s Christian Pentecostal Assembly reportedly said of the Supreme Court judgment upholding the death sentence against King (Source: The Nation newspaper)https://www.tribuneonlineng.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/rev-king.jpg 7. “Next month marks a year since President @Mbuhari was elected. There’s a time for everything. The time for blaming @GEJonathan should be over.” - Senator Ben Murray-Bruce(Source: Twitter) https://www.goldenicons.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Ben-Murray-Bruce-tm.jpg 8. “The federal government did not build “a single new road” in the last 10 years." - Vice President Yomi Osibanjo speaking at the pastors and leaders retreat of the Fountain of Life Church in Ilupeju, Lagos(Source: Daily Post Nigeria) https://cdn.dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/OSINBAJO-4.png 9. “I cannot run away; I am Ayo Fayose. If you hit me, you hit trouble, if I hit you, you will be in trouble.” -The governor of Ekiti state, Mr. Ayodele Fayose accusing APC-led federal government of planning to make Nigeria an Islamic state (Source: Nigerian Tribune) https://www.viewschannel.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Ayodele-Fayose-650x250.jpg 10. “It’s time, it’s time, it’s time for a woman in the White House.” - A crowd in Columbia, South Carolina reportedly chanted after U.S Democratic presidential candidate, Hilary Clinton’s landslide win in the South Carolina primary(Source: Aljazeera) https://www.orlando-politics.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/hillary-clinton.jpg Credit:: Premium Times 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: FG Removes 23,846 Ghost Workers From Government Payroll by Kelklein(m): 9:26am On Feb 29, 2016 |
..And here in Kaduna..we re still sitting on a long thing El-Rufai looked us eyeball to eyeball korokoro and told us he created 125,000 jobs in 9 months all I could do was smh like how did we get here?! |
| Politics › Re: FG Removes 23,846 Ghost Workers From Government Payroll by Kelklein(m): 9:11am On Feb 29, 2016*. Modified: 9:29am On Feb 29, 2016 |
..And here in Kaduna..we re still sitting on a long thing El-Rufai looked us eyeball to eyeball korokoro and told us he created 125,000 jobs in 9 months all I could do was smh like how did we get here?! 8 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Adeosun Signs Bilateral Agreement With Qatar Minister by Kelklein(m): 4:55pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
Despite all that has been happening in Nigeria, the fight between APC and PDP, Army and Boko Haram, Buhari and Jonathan, EFCC, Subsidy, Fuel scarcity, increase in dollar and decline of naira, unemployment, inflation and hardship I have good news for y'all.. Mango is out!! 62 Likes 2 Shares
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| Phones › Re: 5 Highly Exciting Things About The Airtel Network Recently by Kelklein(m): 4:55pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
#istandwithairtel and I still repeat glo is the wackiest of them all 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Am Not Olajumoke But You Can Be My Ty Bello by Kelklein(m): 4:50pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
keep dialling bro... |
| Phones › Re: How To Opt Out Of MTN Subscriptions That Are Stealing Your Credit Yourself by Kelklein(m): 4:05pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
difakozigi:  difakozigi: |
| Crime › Re: A Man Finds Out He Has HIV And Kills Himself In Ilesha by Kelklein(m): 11:19am On Feb 27, 2016*. Modified: 4:14pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
like seriously... I thought the picture on the post was acted until I saw a police van How's that even possible for a suicide with his legs on the floor..? RIP to him tho.. |
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