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Celebrities › Re: Bovi Speaks On His Mother's Death by Kelklein(m):
Take heart bruv...



God giveth and taketh when He wisheth..


still baffled why the good always die young tho!
Politics › Re: Ekitigate: How We Rigged Fayose Into Office – Ekiti PDP Scribe by Kelklein(m): 10:35pm On Jan 31, 2016
source?
Celebrities › Re: Lil Kesh & His Brother Step Out In Matching Outfit…can You Spot Any Resemblance? by Kelklein(m): 9:57pm On Jan 31, 2016
again...Olamide wan make Sandals dey trend now



Baddosneh
Politics › Re: Breaking: “i Will Increase Nysc Allowance To N39,800″ – Gen. Buhari by Kelklein(m):
[size=18pt] Most people didn't read this to understand it.




According to the op (who intended to confuse and mislead undiscerning readers with that 'Breaking' in his topic), this media chat was granted some months before the elections..

(I doubt the authenticity tho)


The proposal for increment has been before the Parliament in the last Senate...it wasn't one of the "Promises of Change"

Please Be Informed!

p.s: I'm not defending anybody
I am also one of those asking when did our Promise of Change become Change of Promise.
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Health › Re: The Zika Virus, Five Things You Need To Know by Kelklein(m):
Gentlemanly:
Either it's a genetic work of a selfish scientists looking to make money or its a conspiracy. They have come again
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Confirmation Of A Job Interview by Kelklein(m): 3:30pm On Jan 31, 2016
grin grin cheesy
@DANGOTE CEMENT AND FLOUR MILLS PLC
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lagos Civil Service Recruitment For Fire Service Feb2016 by Kelklein(m):
Father Son Conversation

Once day, father was doing some work and his son came and asked, “Daddy, may I ask you a question?” Father said, “Yeah sure, what it is?” So his son asked, “Dad, how much do you make an hour?” Father got bit upset and said, “That’s none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?” Son said, “I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?” So, father told him that “I make Rs. 500 per hour.”

“Oh”, the little boy replied, with his head down. Looking up, he said, “Dad, may I please borrow Rs. 300?” The father furiously said, “if the only reason you asked about my pay is so that you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or other nonsense, then march yourself to your room and go to bed. Think why you are being so selfish. I work hard every day and do not like this childish behavior.”

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy’s questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money? After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think, “May be there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs. 300 and he really didn’t ask for money very often!” The man went to the door of little boy’s room and opened the door. “Are you a sleep, son?” He asked. “No daddy, I’m awake,” replied the boy. “I’ve been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier”, said the man. “It’s been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you, Here’s the Rs.300 you asked for”.

The little boy sat straight up, smiling “oh thank you dad!” He yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled some crippled up notes. The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at his father.

“Why do you want money if you already had some?” the father grumbled. “Because I didn’t have enough, but now I do,” the little boy replied. “Daddy I have Rs. 500 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you”. Father was dumbstruck.

Moral: It’s just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life! We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family.

Credit: fb.com/Inspiration
Politics › Re: Dasuki Replies Presidency: ‘I Am Not A Thief Or Treasury Looter’ by Kelklein(m): 3:18pm On Jan 31, 2016
excerpt:
On November 26, 2014, the immediate past Chief of Defence Staff, Air Chief Marshal Alex Badeh sought for approval of the award of one pair of uniform(in the interim) for the Armed Forces at N165, 375 to El-Jahab Mubarak Nigeria and N330,750.00 for two pairs.
N330,750.00 for two pairs of uniform...na wa o

what material was the uniform made of?
Phones › Re: She Asked Him To Pay For The Phone, Is It Ok? by Kelklein(m): 11:32am On Jan 31, 2016
Flashh:
So you came here to disguise it's your friend, after obligating me to pay for the phone.

I understood, you're trying so hard to avoid E-bashing.
I tire


the way Nairalanders create 'third person' e
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Seekers, Take A cue From Lionel Messi by Kelklein(m): 11:09am On Jan 31, 2016
all are so on point


but I want to disagree a little with number two

It doesn't apply with Nigerian Jobs

Here you don't have that luxury of choice like you mentioned...u simply apply for all the applicables..who knows!
Politics › Re: This Is The Ajegunle CNN Won't Show You by Kelklein(m): 9:42am On Jan 31, 2016
grin grin
Health › Re: How To Get Rid Of Smelly Private Parts (for Guys) by Kelklein(m): 9:38am On Jan 31, 2016
I could tell..a woman wrote this article
it's written all over it
Education › Re: What I Have Observed About Hostels In Campus. by Kelklein(m): 10:48pm On Jan 30, 2016
**just walks by**
Education › Re: Difference Between Equity And Equality In Picture by Kelklein(m): 10:42pm On Jan 30, 2016
I see!
Phones › Re: Review: This Lenovo Yoga Tab 3 Pro Can Replace Your Television by Kelklein(m): 10:31pm On Jan 30, 2016
awesome!
Romance › Re: She Can Apologize For What She Has Not Done Because Of This- (hilarious Pix) by Kelklein(m): 10:22pm On Jan 30, 2016
grin grin
Forum Games › Can You Find The 6 Words Hidden In This Picture by Kelklein(op): 7:39pm On Jan 30, 2016
Ok...the first is MIRROR on the top frame of the mirror


now find the other 5..

Webmasters › That Whatsapp & Wikipedia Ish Is A Scam. Do Not Try It! by Kelklein(op): 4:35pm On Jan 30, 2016
Couldn't really figure out how to title this piece

it is simply to notify you of the scam I saw on frontpage about Whatsapp being linked to Wikipedia.

The whole ish is meant to get a pool of numbers as much as possible. What the scammers want to do with them is what I don't know.

Do not fall victim...it's not what they say it is.

a quick Google search will show you the country code +92 is india..so the number is linked to an Indian mobile phone.

Delete the number from your phone if you already saved it

Be warned.

A concerned dude,

kelklein!


lalasticlala..please take note
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How An Office Cleaner Outshined 6 'graduates' Today by Kelklein(m): 6:50pm On Jan 29, 2016
aadoiza:
Blame your so-called multinational organisation for its nepotistic approach to selection of prospective employees/interns. I'm also a graduate, and appalled at the level of mediocrity and ineptitude sometimes demonstrated by my fellow graduates. I'm also invariably left aghast at the supposed know-it-all like yourself when you can't get a simple phrase right. what does ''Scale Through'' mean in this polemical write-up of yours? I presume you also fall into that infamous category of appalling graduates as you put it. I stumble on many graduates, every so often, who can't compare to me--even with better grades--in virtually all spheres but with opportunities and careers while me dey hustle. You ain't better than me or some brilliant graduates I know. Consult your lexicon for the meaning of ''Scale Through''. There might have been other grammatical gaffes in your write-up but, this I find particularly exasperating for someone who hurled unjustified diatribe on all graduates for, probably, expected failings of fresh graduates. Make I calm down small joor.
don't mind him joor

the next time any of his kind come online to say any rubbish against the Nigerian graduate.. he with meet ten of my kind

one love!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How An Office Cleaner Outshined 6 'graduates' Today by Kelklein(m): 6:38pm On Jan 29, 2016
Danova:
I'm not trying to take sides here but; For instance, you being d boss, would you want 2 bank on something you're not Seeing any conviction in. In as much as you wanna tailor dem to ur taste, are they not supposed to be "half-baked" before leaving school. It's tru it's nt all about grades here but I see undergrads here in school and I wonda y dey think so low, without wanting 2 brighten their horizon
I get ur point

you see,,, an average 3rd class grad in Nigeria will comfortably make 1st class abroad..it's all about the system under which things are done here, which the appropriate authority need to do something about.

I won't take it anywhere when anyone for whatever reason heaps the entire blame on the poor Nigerian graduate.

And I also understand a lot of them need to broaden their horizon like you said. I agree
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How An Office Cleaner Outshined 6 'graduates' Today by Kelklein(m):
monacobull:
1. Telling you i have a 2:2 is to serve as motivation for people with that class of grade. There is hope for them. Not sure how you are viewing it.
2. A company looking for only ready made graduates will never give a cleaner a chance. So i think our company ethic deserves some credit for that.
3. Are you sure you are fine? You seem to have so much bile to spill. Im genuinely concerned for angry people. cry
yes I'm angry... that is exactly what I want you to notice


I'm angry at you and your likes who keep pissing at Nigerian graduates and telling them it's raining.

and for your information...I graduated top of my class and gainfully employed with the FG
but that doesn't mean I'd look down on those not so privileged like they wish it for themselves

we are all victims of a very bad system

+ all my post are always in red..get that!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How An Office Cleaner Outshined 6 'graduates' Today by Kelklein(m): 1:27pm On Jan 29, 2016
monacobull:
So i take it that you have something against 2:2 graduates then?
the issue here is not what I have for anyone's grade


it's about people like you( a product of the same system o) who come online to say nigerian graduate this, Nigerian graduate that

what is wrong with you advising your company to see how they can pick some, like 4 or 5 of the thousands that must have applied to ur sh*tty vacancy, then take some time to tailor them to your taste


but no..they are looking for ready-made graduates

sorry..the same way there are no ready-made jobs out there... there are no ready-made graduates too

tell ur dumb boss that!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How An Office Cleaner Outshined 6 'graduates' Today by Kelklein(m): 1:09pm On Jan 29, 2016
@op, monacobull or whatever you call yourself


you and your interview team should hide your head in shame for your inability to properly explore and get the graduates with 'good' brains out there..(yes..your sh*tty GNLD company doesn't deserve the 'best' brains)


so don't come here next time to insult all Nigerian graduates because of your stupidity and incompetence

Good luck to your cleaner cos that's who you deserve

Iranu..everybody dey talk..2.2 sef dey open im mouth vomit rub.bish
Jokes Etc › Re: Comedy: Stuborn Drivers by Kelklein(m): 8:15am On Jan 27, 2016
grin grin
Health › Re: Checkout What This Picture Means by Kelklein(m): 11:36pm On Jan 26, 2016
timidapsin:
Only that the guy smoking has a black liver huh
black lungs u mean..
Properties › Re: ‎ by Kelklein(m): 11:26pm On Jan 26, 2016
if u go sell Buhari land?...na u know o



grin
Education › Re: Osun Appoints Richest Black Woman, Folorunso Alakija Chancellor, Osun Varsity by Kelklein(m): 11:20pm On Jan 26, 2016
undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Caption The Photo Of This Boy Or Name Him. by Kelklein(m): 11:13pm On Jan 26, 2016
I think the kid is cute




'd name him...'Ellan'
Jokes Etc › Re: When Your Aunty That Just Came From The Village Cooks In Your Lekki Home. by Kelklein(m): 10:55pm On Jan 26, 2016
I'm curious... why is there no smoke from that fire?
Phones › Re: Iland Genesys: 5-inch Hd Display, Android 5.1, 1gb Ram, N15,000 by Kelklein(m): 10:48pm On Jan 26, 2016
undecided
Romance › Re: I Am Dying In Silence by Kelklein(m): 1:22pm On Jan 26, 2016
autofixng:
A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding. Pete Edoche
#word

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