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Nairaland General › Re: Amazing Animal Facts You Never Knew. by Kelklein(m): 7:13pm On Apr 06, 2016
Nairaland General › Re: Amazing Animal Facts You Never Knew. by Kelklein(m): 7:09pm On Apr 06, 2016
Nairaland General › Re: Amazing Animal Facts You Never Knew. by Kelklein(m): 7:05pm On Apr 06, 2016
Nairaland General › Re: Amazing Animal Facts You Never Knew. by Kelklein(m): 6:28pm On Apr 06, 2016
Marlvin:
Wow ! double wow !
'As happy as a quokka'
how's that for a figure of speech ?
nice one!
Nairaland General › Re: Amazing Animal Facts You Never Knew. by Kelklein(m): 6:21pm On Apr 06, 2016
Laid2001:
Only humans are so stupid that the bereaved will be the ones to cook for the un-bereaved in the name of burial ceremony!
grin
Nairaland General › Re: Amazing Animal Facts You Never Knew. by Kelklein(m):
Nairaland General › Re: Amazing Animal Facts You Never Knew. by Kelklein(m): 3:31pm On Apr 06, 2016
There's an animal called the quokka and it's the happiest animal in the world.
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/7/10/15/enhanced-buzz-12000-1373485736-28.jpg
Nairaland General › Re: Amazing Animal Facts You Never Knew. by Kelklein(m):
Nairaland General › Re: Amazing Animal Facts You Never Knew. by Kelklein(m):
Elephants show remarkable empathy, even to other species.
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/7/10/13/enhanced-buzz-17899-1373476892-24.jpg

Elephants are known to mourn their dead, but it turns out they will often put themselves in harms way to help another animal as well. Pictured above is the beautiful story of Tarra and Bella, best friends despite their stature. When the dog, Bella sadly passed away, Tarra found Bella and carried her back home to bury her. Amazingly, as Tarra was grieving, the other elephants gathered around, bringing food to comfort her. Amazing huh?
Nairaland General › Re: Amazing Animal Facts You Never Knew. by Kelklein(m): 2:56pm On Apr 06, 2016
Male pups will intentionally let female pups "win" when they play-fight so they can get to know them better. https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/7/10/12/enhanced-buzz-21942-1373473419-59.jpg
Nairaland General › Re: Amazing Animal Facts You Never Knew. by Kelklein(m): 2:52pm On Apr 06, 2016
Hassasin:
This got me laughing. Thanks for your contribution.
You re welcome,,buddy.. nice thread!
Nairaland General › Re: Amazing Animal Facts You Never Knew. by Kelklein(m): 2:36pm On Apr 06, 2016
cows have best friends like humans.

A group of flamingos is called a " flamboyance."
Nairaland General › Re: Amazing Animal Facts You Never Knew. by Kelklein(m): 2:28pm On Apr 06, 2016
Warmer weather causes more turtles to be born female than male.

African buffalo herds display voting behavior, in which individuals register their travel preference by standing up, looking in one direction and then lying back down. Only adult females can vote.

If a honeybee keeps waggle dancing in favor of an unpopular nesting site, other workers headbutt her to help the colony reach a consensus.

Honeybees can flap their wings 200 times every second.

The claws of a mantis shrimp can accelerate as quickly as a .22-caliber bullet.

A single strand of spider silk is thinner than a human hair, but also five times stronger than steel of the same width. A rope just 2 inches thick could reportedly stop a Boeing 747.

Fourteen new species of dancing frogs were discovered in 2014, raising the global number of known dancing-frog species to 24.

A sea lion is the first nonhuman mammal with a proven ability to keep a beat.
Nairaland General › Re: Amazing Animal Facts You Never Knew. by Kelklein(m):
Let me add these:


Wild dolphins call each other by name.

Octopuses have three hearts .

Butterflies can taste with their feet.https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/7/9/21/enhanced-buzz-301-1373418145-11.jpg

Young goats pick up accents from each other

Owls don't have eyeballs. They have eye tubes.

Dogs' sense of smell is about
100,000 times stronger than humans', but they have just one-sixth our number of taste buds.


Male Gentoo penguins "propose" to females by giving them a pebble.https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/7/10/10/enhanced-buzz-orig-21246-1373466849-31.jpg

Polar bears have black skin

A human brain operates on about
15 watts.

source: buzzfeed.com/animal_facts
Romance › Re: Help!! Hav U Seen Dis B4?? Wot Does It Mean? by Kelklein(m): 1:50pm On Apr 05, 2016
Are you looking for help or woman..? stay in one place bro..
Politics › Re: Why I Failed To Declare My Wife’s Assets -- Saraki by Kelklein(m): 8:28am On Apr 05, 2016
Izen:
Considering that she's a female child? Really? This in 2016? Breaking news! Women too inherit properties! I'm not saying this is the case here but please let's stop being shallow. Thanks.
I didn't mean it the way you choose to understand it...you probably see the word 'alone' there..now go back and read again!
Education › Re: NYSC Allowance Reduced By 25% by Kelklein(m): 8:04am On Apr 05, 2016
I'm so disappointed at the comments above


must you believe every fake and sourceless news you read online

we should learn to use our discretion and commonsense atimes 'cos it's simply not possible for Federal Govt to reduce the allowance without first passing through the National Assembly?


Phones › Re: I Need Good Phone Of Not Less Than 2gb Ram, Minimum 16gb Not More Than 40k by Kelklein(m): 7:52am On Apr 05, 2016
infinix hot note 2
Politics › Re: Why I Failed To Declare My Wife’s Assets -- Saraki by Kelklein(m): 7:32am On Apr 05, 2016
ha..Saraki why are you lying


the simple questions are

when was these assets 'inherited' by Toyin Saraki?
Did she inherit all the Ojora family assets alone considering that she's a female child..?

#StopFraudpls
Properties › Re: Tree Growing In Between A House In Benin (photos) by Kelklein(m): 7:10am On Apr 05, 2016
is it not the same Benin that a house has a gate without fence..?

why always Benin
Politics › Re: Late Abubakar Audu's 'Teen Bride' by Kelklein(m): 7:05am On Apr 05, 2016
cool
Phones › Re: Whatsapp Has A Hidden New Feature And Here's How To Use It by Kelklein(m):
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so if it's not working for you, that means u're still using the archaic Whatsapp..

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Politics › Re: Army Sacks General Aliyu Momoh by Kelklein(m): 10:20pm On Apr 04, 2016
well done NA... this should serve as a lesson to others
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Kelklein(m): 10:07pm On Apr 04, 2016
greatwin100:
GIS is nt a reliable scheme.
True bro...it was reliable until the present government came along and messed it all up


but we should thank God they didn't decide to scrap it like they did YOUWIN

cos if they had, we won't even have anything to complain about now..
Phones › Re: How I Lose My Phone Last Night by Kelklein(m): 6:37pm On Apr 03, 2016
were you still drunk when you typed all these..


because firstly, your diction is out of this world


secondly, is it your Caemon C8 or Phantom 5 that was stolen 'cos your were obviously either lying or still drunk
Family › Re: To Know If Your Partner Had Sex With Someone Else While U Were Not Around by Kelklein(m): 6:30pm On Apr 03, 2016
bolseas:
What if he masturbated?
your head dey there..grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Kelklein(m): 2:38pm On Apr 03, 2016
greatwin100:
My guy, marking earlier timesheet doesn't follow, for get alert. As far u marked, given the stipulated time. GIS team just gat issues. Many complain, yet no solution.
I didn't really get your point but if you meant marking the timesheet early has nothing to do with getting alert ..trust me, it does.
Education › Re: School Fee Schedule For Covenant University 2016 by Kelklein(m): 11:46am On Apr 03, 2016
seriously...this is none of my business

Jokes Etc › Re: When Last Were You As Serious As This??? by Kelklein(m): 11:33pm On Apr 02, 2016
he looks serious indeed


inspiring!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Kelklein(m): 6:56pm On Apr 02, 2016
hartson:
when is GIS hosting another internship fair nationwide for new interns?anyone with any idea
the fair is usually held state by state at different times

stay tuned to this thread regularly for info on when your State will hold theirs

Also like and follow their Facebook page
'Graduate Internship Scheme'
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Kelklein(m):
dnatz:
i didn't. Pls how do i do that?
very easy

every 1st - 7th of the month..login to your profile(www.gis.gov.ng)... click on 'Timesheet submission' ...then mark all the days for the previous month you see there ..click 'submit'

dassol!


March Timesheet is up now..so you should go online now (with a pc) and do these

Remember you have skipped for Jan & Feb..so there is nothing you can really do about those again.

Are you also with the Min Of Edu? ..and when are you exiting?
Travel › Re: Ada Onyilokwu Nigerian, Dies In London (photo) by Kelklein(m):
He appeared to me like someone who wasn't doing bad for himself..


but why did he decide to live such a solitude life?
see where it has led him

I see what my father used to say that 'cohabitation with your better-half makes you live longer'

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