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 Jokes Etc › Re: Pictue Of D Day by Kelklein(m): 10:35am On Feb 14, 2016 |
asamaigho:@op...re u still using a Java phone.. whr d pishure of the day na  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How The $1m In Soakaway Got There. (hilarious Photo) by Kelklein(m): 10:30am On Feb 14, 2016 |
 lalasticlala ..I think this sh*t is worth taking to the promise land. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Things some Christians Wish Jesus Didn't Say by Kelklein(m): 10:21am On Feb 14, 2016 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Eniola Badmus Releases Valentine Photos by Kelklein(m): 10:11am On Feb 14, 2016 |
Burger01: 2 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Eniola Badmus Releases Valentine Photos by Kelklein(m): 8:58am On Feb 14, 2016 |
Jaw - dropping pls kill me 2 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Eniola Badmus Releases Valentine Photos by Kelklein(m): 8:58am On Feb 14, 2016 |
Jaw - dropping pls kill me 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Is It Taking So Long For A Recruitment Firm To Hire After Interview? by Kelklein(m): 12:25pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
we all know who they r taking after..  3 Likes 3 Shares
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| Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Eats On The Rug (Photo) by Kelklein(m): 12:00pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Ronald & women tho.. .. 27 Likes 2 Shares
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| Education › Re: Why English Is So Hard! (PHOTO) by Kelklein(m): 11:42am On Feb 13, 2016 |
Most of the plurals depend on the origin of the words English is the language with the most words with origin from other languages.. 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Education › Re: See What The ‘tiny Pocket’ On Jeans Is Really For by Kelklein(m): 8:35pm On Feb 12, 2016 |
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Kelklein(m): 6:30pm On Feb 12, 2016 |
Just saw on front page that the SURE-P office is on fire Dear Lord!...I pray nothing awkward come out of this.. most importantly..I pray no life is lost..! |
| Politics › Re: Understanding Nigeria’s High Poverty Rate: The Classes @9jaclicktivist by Kelklein(m): 2:57pm On Feb 12, 2016 |
cool write up but I don't agree with the 'Upper Middle Class' being up to 15%.. They are way way less than that. |
| Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Kelklein(m): 10:52am On Feb 12, 2016 |
If you no wan make God pick your call this year.. oya come & like this post. 2 Likes |
| Music/Radio › Re: VIDEO: M.I Abaga – 'Phase 2' Ft. Moti Cakes by Kelklein(m): 7:02pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
well done!.. young Denzel. He also dropped an audio track today off the album 'illegal Music 3' #Everything I Have Seen (Prod by Himself & G-plus) damn this song is dope...the kind you wanna put on repeat the chorus goes like..how one day you re a king & the next day you in chains.. 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: President Buhari Appoints Personal Assistant New Media by Kelklein(m): 6:55pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
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| Car Talk › Re: WOW 2015 Toyota Yaris Has A 145 Degree Turn Radius! by Kelklein(m): 9:36pm On Feb 08, 2016 |
@op..let's say occurrence rate in Honda = 90% Toyota = 12% #mychurchmind 4 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Flavor's Babymama, Anna Ebere Cuts An Angelic Look In Traditional Attire (pics) by Kelklein(m): 9:21am On Feb 05, 2016 |
must they keep reminding us she's flavour's babymama on every headline can she just be Anna Banner |
| Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Kelklein(m): 9:17am On Feb 03, 2016*. Modified: 10:47am On Feb 12, 2016 |
Book Haram!! 2 Likes |
| Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Kelklein(m): 9:14am On Feb 03, 2016 |
davseun2ta:'taken' makes it difficult to continue the word-chain but I tried |
| Forum Games › Can You Solve This Puzzle? by Kelklein(op): 9:07am On Feb 03, 2016 |
Quiz Time A girl went to school & the teacher asked how old are you? She replied I don't know, but I know that I'm half my mother's age. The teacher asked ok how old is your mother? She said I don't know but I know that my Dad is 5 yrs older than my mother. Teacher, how old is yor dad? She said I don't know but I know that if we add our ages the answer is 100 yrs... 1. How old is the girl? 2. How old is the mum? 3. How old is the dad? cc: Seun |
| Politics › Re: Now Buhari Have Fumbled "Technically" On Fight Against Boko Haram. PICTURES. by Kelklein(m): 11:10pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
#welcome to Nigeria where human life means nothing to our RULERS May The soul of all of Boko Haram victims find peaceful repose |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: After A Long Day Of Job Hunting by Kelklein(m): 7:28pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
this guy blood dey hot o **pours cold water on him ** calm down bro #Welcome To Nigeria 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Danish Woman Rescues Baby Boy Abandoned In Uyo For Witchcraft(Shocking Photos) by Kelklein(m): 1:33pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
Naija and superstition is like 5 & 6.. |
| Romance › Re: Checkout This Nigerian Female Soldier by Kelklein(m): 11:59pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
Okerekepc100:guy..check picture ur picture joor |
| Politics › Re: Another Credit To Pmb's Administration. by Kelklein(m): 11:51pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
lordizak:please can you translate this..? |
| Politics › Re: Seriously: Nigerian Army ‘finds’ Buhari’s School Certificate by Kelklein(m): 11:47pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
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| Politics › Different Grades Of Chopping In Government (Revised Edition) by Kelklein(op): 10:16pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
Don't know whether to post this in Jokes or this section...but wherever, saw it online and thought to share It really got me cracking DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPPING IN GOVERNMENT 1. When you chop alone in government and no one chops with you, that is called OBJ 2. When you chop in government and you allow others to chop their own,that is called IBB 3. When you chop in government and you give others from what you have chopulated, that is called Abdusalam 4. When you chop in government and d place you are chopin eventually fold up, that is called Atiku 5. When you dey chop in government, you no remember your driver, secretary, office assistants, that is called Gowon 6. When you dey chop alone in government, no remember anybody, you kon dey get headache today, fever tomorrow, hehehehehe. .. I laff oyinbo laff...dat one is called Shonekan 7. When dem just appoint you for government position, and you just chop small, auditors kon come say bring all papers, dat is called Nwobodo 8. When you chop in government and you die while chopin, that is called Abacha 9. When you want to chop in government and you give others to chop before you begin to chop, that is called Goodluck Jonathan 10. When you are chopin your own in government and you call your friends to come and chop their own too, that is called Ibori 11. When you chop and clean mouth like say you no chop anything, that is called Fashola 12. When you chop from this government, that government, this government, that government like say na you dem create Nigeria for, dat one is called Tinubu 13. When you chop in government so taaay you scatter ground, three houses for America, two for London, six for Kubwa, seven for VI, as madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children m dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you, dat one is called Orji Kalu 14. When you chop well well for government and people know say you chop well well but you dey deny say you chop well well, dat one is called Rotimi Amechi 15. When you chop in government so tay you are even richer than the place you dey chop, dat one is called Dasuki. Credit: fb.com/Hon.Prince Adeniyi Okikiola Habeeb |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pls I Need A Job........tired Of Sleeping At Home by Kelklein(m): 6:38pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
missingrib:seriously?? watch what you type bro.. 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Is This The Tallest Woman In Nigeria ? (LOOK) by Kelklein(m): 6:22pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
whats her name? where's her location? we need to know all these tho 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: How To Fix Android Low Internal Memory Problem (How To Avoid It On Your Phone) by Kelklein(m): 6:19pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
@DavidTheGeek please tell me how I can root my infinix x600 (hot note 2) |
| Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dike Married Another Lady's Hubby? by Kelklein(m): 6:11pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
dear Lord, I hope this thread doesn't reach where I think it's going.. |
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