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Celebrities › Re: Checkout Basketmouth In A Blonde Wig (Photo) by Kelklein(m): 11:11pm On Mar 15, 2016
He didn't really put on a real wig



It's a Photoshop by a phone makeup app


see one I just did with same picture

Romance › Re: Who Did It Better? (picture) by Kelklein(m): 10:55pm On Mar 15, 2016
The lady did the impossible




The man did magic..



The man has it!
Education › Re: Okada Man Kills Student In Kogi-Polytechnic Because Of N10 by Kelklein(m): 10:38pm On Mar 15, 2016
lalasticlala
Politics › Re: Kogi Tribunal Discourse: Yahaya Bello Is Technically Out by Kelklein(m):
Let the tribunal decide if he's technically out or not and stop spreading rubbish with this guguru journalism




mynd44...I put it to the op that his headline is misleading
Politics › Re: Kogi Tribunal Discourse: Yahaya Bello Is Technically Out by Kelklein(m): 10:11pm On Mar 15, 2016
undecided
Phones › Re: MTN N300 For 3GB Internet Data Plan Is Out by Kelklein(m): 8:20am On Mar 15, 2016
all these are ploy to make you go get a new SIM

believe this, you'll believe anything
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Kelklein(m):
here is an excerpt from that Chris Ngige Interview

After reading this, all I could do was smh

just how low can a government get?

I have never been a PDP supporter but I couldn't help it but say some words of adulation for GEJ and his economic team for some of their laudable programmes (this GIS inclusive).
On the controversy over FG’s payment of N5000 to jobless Nigerians

Dr. Chris Ngige:
We will not give N5000 for people to go and sit down at home and be sleeping; we won’t give the money to loafers and indolent persons. We are going to give to categories of people that fall under the three programmes we have packaged.

The first programme is Teach Nigeria. It is a programme we take graduates, NCE holders, education and professional graduate majors, comprising geologists, biologists, lawyers, engineers, scientists, pure and applied scientists as adhoc teachers.

In this category, Nigerians will be converted to emergency and auxiliary teachers. They will undergo training, depending on where they are domiciled. If it is near the training centre,we can give them N5000 each as transport fare.
(per month o - my words)
After the training, which might be two or three months, we will now synchronise with the state government and deploy the beneficiaries not to federal schools but state schools.

It is not also true that we will only deploy them to primary schools. Some of them will go to secondary schools. We have told the NUT that they are partners in progress on this matter because we recognise teaching as a profession. We equally recognise the teachers’ registration council.

Just as we have council for medical persons, nurses, the teachers’ council will be part of the programme. They would be certified to start teaching. If, for instance, the engineers secure employment elsewhere, other persons will take up their teaching position.

We want to domicile the management of the centres under the National Directorate of Employment (NDE), a parastatal under the Ministry of Labour. The specialist capacity centres can take many graduates, the Lagos and Bauchi centres can take over 4000 trainees each in a cycle of training. It is the same for Lafia and Enugu centres that can take as high as 2000 trainees each.

We will graduate them in that cycle and based on the degree of certification received from the NDE vocational centres, the beneficiaries will migrate to the next category for specialisation in order to have Trade Test Certificate graded into certificate one, two and three.

The trade certificates are the progenitors and replacement for the former City and Guild Certificates recognised all over the world including Europe, America and Canada. Holders of that certificate can be employed in Nigeria or outside the country under a Labour Migration System. We are partnering Interna­tional Organisation for Labour Migration (IOM) system, a European Union-based organisation.

That is why we have made it clear that we are now creating pink and blue-collar jobs because there are no white-collar jobs anywhere for this administration to give Nigerians. We are facing mining, agricultural development/farming, rice, tomato cultivation, palm tree development so that we stop the importation of rice, palm oil and even tomato puree.

We are going into fish farming, bee and honey development programmes. We are concentrating on agriculture and mining as part of skill acquisition and blue collar jobs. The pink collar jobs are the service providers from those who acquire service skills. Among them are computer, GSM phones repairers, cake bak­ers, mechatronics, hairdressing and barbers. Some of them will be required to do five hours for two days and 10 hours in one week. They may do 20 hours or more in a month to qualify to collect N5000. There are others that will do more hours maybe because of their involvement in helping FRSC in traffic control or other type of community work which will involve working three times in a week. This category of persons cannot collect the same amount like others. They will get N10,000.


Celebrities › Re: Photo: Caption This Stare Between Faleke And Late Ocholi's Daughter by Kelklein(m):
@ DharmyYinks edit your topic immediately to 'daughter' or this thread will be taken down



cc: mynd44
Politics › Re: The Way Accident People Were Moved 2 Mortuary(pics) by Kelklein(m): 11:03pm On Mar 13, 2016
those were not Ocholi and his son


mynd44 pls take this crappy post down..
Celebrities › Re: Please Pray For My Mum- Ibinabo Fiberesima's Son Writes Open Letter To Nigerians by Kelklein(m): 11:03pm On Mar 12, 2016
good boy!



bu me think that time your mama spent jumping upandan at the AMVCA, she should have been with TB Joshua..may be just may be
abi
Celebrities › How Much Do You Know Chiwetalu Agu, A Nollywood Icon? by Kelklein(op): 7:55pm On Mar 12, 2016
If u think u know him so well then drop one of his famous exclamations (..with meaning o)



Igbos in the house ....leggo

Politics › Re: Ben-Bruce Shares A Cartoon By The Sun Newspaper by Kelklein(m): 7:57am On Mar 10, 2016
is it just me



I don't see nothing funny in thereundecided
Politics › Re: Yakubu Gowon Confirms Paternity Of Musa, USA-returnee Son Musa by Kelklein(m): 7:48am On Mar 10, 2016
The 'poor' boy man must have passed through so much..



In Mase's voice....welcome back tho
Webmasters › Re: Amazing Photo Of The "Internet" In 1996 by Kelklein(m): 11:44pm On Mar 09, 2016
epic..throwback!
Jokes Etc › Re: (photo) When Julius Berger' Staff Finally Decides To Wed. by Kelklein(m): 11:42pm On Mar 09, 2016
grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Photo: See This Unusual Obituary Of A Young Man by Kelklein(m): 11:38pm On Mar 09, 2016
This is wa o



I don't think the young man has lived long enough to be celebrated this way

#butwhatdoIknow
Phones › Re: Worst Smartphone Accessories Ever (photos) by Kelklein(m): 11:26pm On Mar 09, 2016
wooo!
Crime › Re: Boy Dumped By His Girlfriend Commits Suicide,Left A Letter To Say Goodbye(photos by Kelklein(m): 10:51am On Mar 09, 2016
what is the title of this film...or should we suggest a title?


who add poison to 'alcohol'?

Politics › Re: This Seems Correct. by Kelklein(m): 10:24am On Mar 09, 2016
grin grin #dumptrump now
Politics › Re: What Android Phone Has The Best Camera Quality??? by Kelklein(m):
LG's camera is the bomb.. esp G4



& why did u bring this to politics section?
Politics › Re: Jigawa Senator, Abdulmimun Zareko Dies by Kelklein(m): 5:10pm On Mar 08, 2016
May his soul rest in peace..


why is Lamido's picture on the post?
Car Talk › Re: The Wonder Of Seat Belts by Kelklein(m):
when God decides that it's time ...seatbelt or no seatbelt you have to answer the call


Let's just pray for the peaceful repose of their Soul (the five of them)


angryangryangry
Food › Re: Please Who Knows The Real Name Of This 'Fruit'? by Kelklein(op): 9:43pm On Mar 06, 2016
HungerBAD:
Almond fruit.

To the OP na you get those Feminine Nails? come explain those Nails.
grin @HungerBAD I take my manicure seriously
Food › Please Who Knows The Real Name Of This 'Fruit'? by Kelklein(op): 9:32pm On Mar 06, 2016
I grew up to meet this (see pic) called FRUIT

even as an adult, I still call it fruit

please who knows the real name of this fruit?




@lalasticlala..abeg u fit help us?

Celebrities › Re: See What This Keke Napep Driver Wrote On His Keke (photo) by Kelklein(m): 9:04pm On Mar 04, 2016
grin
Career › Re: The Nigerian Army Salary Structure: How Much Is A Nigerian Soldier Paid? by Kelklein(m): 9:01pm On Mar 04, 2016
they don't look like stipend to me tho...considering the size of the rank & file compared to the size of the officers
Phones › Re: Glo Introduced Another Plan N1,000 For 2GB - Alternative To Comonth by Kelklein(m): 8:19pm On Mar 04, 2016
glo is the the wackiest network ever
#IStillStandWithAirtel
Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Linus Reacts To Ese Oruru's Abduction & Saga by Kelklein(m): 7:45pm On Mar 04, 2016
good one Steph...


and why hasn't the #BringBackOurGirls group issued any official statement on this Ese girl issue?


#jusaskingtho



Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Kelklein(m): 6:39pm On Mar 04, 2016
ruqoyah26:
Is it possible to match some one twice? If possible, is that person going to use the same bank account?
with the BVN(since an individual can't have 2 BVN), that is almost impossible

@boldened ...it can be done tho with high tech which the 30k is not worth
Politics › Buhari: Our President, Their Deity - Gimba Kakanda by Kelklein(op):
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The biggest challenge in the assessment of any government is always the counterforce of a marked legion of partisans loyal to it and willing to employ both literary and physical violence to defend it and malign its critics, often without bothering to address the faults exposed in the critiques.

Over the past months, one has been challenged to explain that clear-eyed assessments of President Muhammadu Buhari’s administration, and even of his candidacy years before he was sworn into his present Office, aren’t expressions of regret or mortal disappointment in him. They are the basic civic vigilance required to keep politicians on their toes, because, despite their declared interests, all are selfish or self-serving in different ways and to peculiar extents. But their partisans are quick to remind you, for every honest critique, that their principals or candidates are infallible. Perhaps this is because at our schools, teachers are not motivated to point out the difference between criticism and critique in public discourse or civics or even social studies.

The truth is, for many of us who have registered that Buhari’s honeymoon is over, if an election is conducted even today between him and the ousted former President Goodluck Jonathan, none would have a second thought before casting their votes against Jonathan, whose government almost legitimised corruption and was cruel to the point of diverting funds meant for counterterrorism to personal accounts of party stalwarts and terminal sycophants. Which was the reason for the overpopulated IDP camps across the North!

Our assessment of President Buhari was exactly the mindset we expected the pro-Jonathan to exhibit when they were busy singing praises of atrocious mismanagement of resources and disdain for critics of the government. Jonathan failed because they asked us to give him more time—even sharing his statement that a four-year tenure wasn’t enough to fix Nigeria— while things were steadily falling apart. Jonathan failed because, even after squandering his goodwill and unable to meet expectations of the majority as validated in the March 28 polls, the sycophants allied and formed a sycophantic group paraded as “Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria” to extend the sufferings and dying of the Nigerian.
It’s easy for us to identify with Buhari based on shared religion and regional reasons, in the PDP apologists’ fashion of polarising realpolitik. But how would such sentimental advocacy fix the problems of the average Nigerian from Aba down through Oyo to Zaria?

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Another mischief, though surprisingly infrequent, employed by some successors of the Pro-Jonathan, the Buharists, in countering critics of the government is reminder that criticism of the government is a ploy to get the attention of the government. This is the pitiable low to which public discourse has fallen in Nigeria. Unknown is the truth that many of these critics are frequently approached for political appointments, often rejected on grounds of principle or on having realised their role really is merely to head the propaganda unit of a government department.

Early this week, I questioned the need for the popular #iStandWithBuhari movement. It’s hard not to notice them, with their outrageous spending on ads, planting billboards at strategic locations in Abuja to complement their online ads that spam the social media platforms of even the most tolerant internet users. If you know what it means to have a billboard planted on the busiest streets of Abuja and to also promote an obscure Facebook page for a large audience, then you may have an idea of the millions going down the drains for a markedly irrelevant partisan cause that masks its sycophancy in patriotic garments. This waste of resources on political frivolities is happening in a country with the third largest population of internally displaced persons in world, after Syria and Columbia!

If partisan movements designed to promote the interest of politicians, instead of that of the nation, are a confirmation of patriotism, then we must have a second thought on our disapproval of Daniel Kanu’s Youth Earnestly Ask for Abacha (YEAA) for the late General Sani Abacha and Ifeanyi Uba’s Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria (TAN) for former President Goodluck Jonathan. Both campaigns elevated the virtues of personalities to the detriment of national or patriotic interests.

It is, to me, embarrassing that youth who ought to remain in their workstations to manage their specialised ventures and contribute to salvaging our collapsing economy are busy with sycophantic advocacies months after elections.

The greatest service to any politician is electing him to choose qualified citizens to run the affairs of the nation. But what forms a good leader aren’t the cacophonous praise songs hummed by partisans, but the determination of civic-minded citizens to ensure that electoral promises are kept.

Between TAN and #iStandWithBuhari, I don’t see any difference. If anything, TAN and YEAA pursued justifiable interests, the electoral capitals of their principals. Theirs were sycophancy with a defined purpose. #iStandWithBuhari, happening months after the elections, for, as one of them argued, the defence of an elected leader, who has the military and the para-military institutions and the civil service at his beck and call, isn’t only sycophantic but inessential. They are a collective of ambitious partisans desperate for relevance.


If indeed the partisans need such profligate movement to get Buhari working, it means they don’t even trust the man. Which is ironic.

May God save us from us!

@gimbakakanda On Twitter

Source

@lalasticlala, Seun
Politics › Buhari's Questionable Deal With Qatar - Olusegun Adeniyi by Kelklein(op): 10:56pm On Mar 03, 2016
Buhari's Questionable Deal with Qatar -written by Olusegun Adeniyi

President Muhammadu Buhari was in Qatar last week and the major news that came out of the visit was the signing of Bilateral Air Services Agreement (BASA) between Nigeria and Qatar to pave way for direct flights between major cities of both countries.

While I continue to wonder whether any due diligence was done by the relevant authorities before committing Nigeria to such an agreement, there are pertinent questions as to whose idea this BASA deal is. Since Nigeria currently has no national carrier, it stands to reason that Qatar initiated the idea and that is where the problem lies: I don’t believe that the interest of our people was served by the agreement.

Early in January this year, I got a mail from a lady, Mrs Chioma Okigbo, narrating one of those unpleasant experiences to which Nigerians are usually subjected in their own country. On receiving the mail (with supporting documents), I immediately forwarded them to THISDAY aviation editor, Chinedu Eze, asking him to investigate the claims and give me a feedback. Since Mrs Okigbo’s enclosed her phone number, I also called to assure her I would follow up on the matter. It took Chinedu a week to get back to me but he confirmed Mrs Okigbo’s story. Now, this was what she wrote in her mail:

“Dear Mr. Olusegun Adeniyi,

“I felt a need to share an event that happened to me with you. On 19th November, 2015, I accessed Qatar Airways website with the intention of purchasing a ticket to visit Doha and Dubai. The visit to Dubai was the major reason for the trip as we had planned a reunion of our secondary school classmates from all over the world in that location. Having a friend working in Doha, I opted to leave Nigeria some days earlier than the planned reunion dates of 25th – 28th February.

“Before buying my ticket, I confirmed from the website that the airline was able to process visa for visitors to Qatar; in fact this information was very prominently displayed on their website. I proceeded to purchase my ticket and on Tuesday, January 19th, a month to my travel date, I visited Qatar Airways website again, this time to complete the visa process.

The site redirected me to a website called Discover Qatar, which I believe is the official information center for all visitors to Qatar and had been set up by the Qatari government to provide accurate and timely travel information to visitors. I was required to complete a simple form but the first unpleasant surprise was that Nigeria was not listed among the countries under the pull down menu for Nationality.

“I found this curious and told my classmates that I had planned the Doha trip with a friend (who would be flying in from London) and she suggested that a country called Niceau was their own clever way of writing Nigeria. I decided however to contact the center and make proper inquiries.

“To my shock and utter dismay, I received an almost instant response from the website informing me that the government of Qatar does not issue visas to Nigerian nationals. This response upset me a great deal and raised a number of questions in my head: If we, as Nigerians are not good enough to visit their country, what exactly are they doing running an airline in ours?

“What is the Nigerian Government’s stance on Qataris visiting Nigeria? Do we issue visas to them or are they also not allowed in Nigeria? Why is the Federal Government of Nigeria allowing a company to run a business in Nigeria, whilst their host country feels we are all criminals?

“Anyway, I went to the Qatar Airways office where, by the way, I met some really nice Nigerians, and asked for a full refund. To add insult to injury, the airline will be deducting a 10 percent fee for cancellation! Where in the world is this fair and equitable? I felt that I needed to share this with you as I do not know the number of other unsuspecting Nigerians that would be affected by such discrimination.”


When THISDAY sought explanation for such discrimination against our nationals, the Qatar Airways Lagos Airport Manager, who simply gave his name as Hashim said: “for a Nigerian to get a Qatari visa, he ought to have a sponsor who is resident in Qatar; that is the new policy for those countries that are not listed among the nations that its citizens are allowed to visit the country (Qatar).”

And it is this same Qatar with which Nigeria has just signed a BASA deal!

For those who still may not get it, what we are dealing with here is not the usual impunity of some foreign companies operating in our country, the summary of Mrs Okigbo’s ordeal is that Qatar Airways operates and makes money from Nigeria yet our citizens are considered not good enough to enter their country like other nationals.

There are several critical issues here for both the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the Consumer Protection Council but I will highlight only two. First, Mrs Okigbo was practically fleeced of 10 percent of her ticket money because she did not embark on a flight to a country that would not give her a visa. Two, it is an official policy of Qatar to discriminate against nationals of Nigeria.
I believe that the humiliating experience of Mrs Chioma Okigbo should not be seen as a personal insult, it is a serious affront to our country. What is perhaps more worrying is that the presidential statement announcing the BASA deal went further to disclose that Nigeria has commenced discussions on partnership (with Qatar, I imagine) towards establishing a national carrier without providing any details.

Given that the nation’s aviation industry is currently going through financial crisis with many of our local airlines highly indebted, the Buhari administration has refused to answer the most pertinent question about this idea of national carrier that is being driven more by nostalgia than economic common sense: On what model will the flag carrier be based and what are the funding plans, especially at a time like this?

Again, coming up with a prestige project at a time Nigeria needs all the resources it can muster to meet pressing national demands betrays a clear lack of seriousness on the part of this administration. Against the background that even countries like Italy and others that are better managed have found running airlines a difficult proposition with most of them divesting from the business, I still fail to understand what is driving this obsession with national carrier. However, more pertinent is the question of why the latest announcement was made in Doha after signing the BASA deal.

Since our international aviation sector is very lucrative (Nigerians travel a lot and to everywhere in the world) and we currently do not have a national carrier, the implication of any BASA deal with Qatar can only be to the advantage of Qatar Airways. While I should not begrudge them for that, I hope the Nigerian authorities also have ready answers for the questions posed by Mrs. Chioma Okigbo. Yet, there is something in this untidy affair that should make one very sad. Apparently because we are now looking anywhere and everywhere for “foreign investors”, we don’t have a sense of shame anymore. But just how cheap can a nation be?

Source: http://www.elombah.com/index.php/opinion/5640-buhari-s-questionable-deal-with-qatar-by-olusegun-adeniyi

Forum Games › Which Number Is Real Messi? by Kelklein(op):
OK.. only one of the eight is the real Messi (bodywise)


which one?


@lalasticlala
Seun

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