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Dat response was epic...but wait oo... no be dis pastor wey been buy one bad ferrira abi na buggati smtym ago Cm talk say na him member dash am? No be dis same pastor wey dem talk say him been d Bleep him ushers and secretary smtym ago? Now,he is been attacked for having a yatch party..nawa ooo...Dis pastor has been involved in a lot of controversies..

When it comes to d issue of biafra,everybody will wisen up including our deluded president.. abeg fix the issue of electricity and naira devaluation...stupid old fool

Dat guy looks like a monkey and d best heading for this post should be "Snake in the monkey shoulder"

I attend methodist church and fine gals no too many for ma church becos ma church doesn't tolerate anyhow dressing. So, no time to womanise cos na almost decent gals full everywia..

This kind of thing was wat made me kill 4 people in southafrica...

Endtime

The solution is simple - kindly ho and buy a carton of POSTINO 2 and take 2 pills after each intercourse den u wldnt get pregnant. But be ready to accept the side effect..thank u

I dont even think dat dis old man knows dat the dollar is rising everyday and instead of sitting down and think about handling the situation,he is busy going on unnecessary trips here and there. Nonsense president

Where do the black market get their dollars?? Am still puzzled becos the black marketers has a huge amount of dollars that even all the banks combined together doesn't have.

What do they know about marriage?

Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses
1) 16 Missed Calls? “You Killed My Battery So
You’re Capable Of Killing Me” It’s Over!!!
2) How come mosquito is biting me and not
biting you? I smell conspiracy. ITS OVER!!!
3) You don’t even respect me, I’m talking and you
are busy breathing? It’s over!!!
4.) So now you are drinking coke that has
another man’s name on it, better go and find him
because it’s over between us.
5) So Beyonce’s “Drunk in Love” is your caller
tune?I can’t trust alcoholics with my future kids.
6) I called you and you picked up immediately.
You lack patience. Its Over!!!
7) Why are you using Broom to sweep my room
when you know I support PDP? It’s over!!!
You are always abbreviating the words in your
texts, you want our children to be short abi? It’s
OVER!!!
9) I told you I love my food hot but you refused
to warm the ice cream. You don’t care about me.
It’s over!!!
10) You don’t pay your tithe, if you can cheat on
God, then who am I? Pack your things. its over!
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ADD YOURS...@lalasticlala

In my business, the money i use to buy 2 containers last 2yr is not even enough to buy 1 container now....which way Nigeria? We are slowly fading away..

One niara can buy u one grain of groundnut..

See make i tell una,no amount of money invested in d medical facilities can make our politicians and dia children go dia..if govt like,let dem invest 1trillion dia, all of dem wil stil travel oversea to get treatment,so wats d need..abeg make dem find beta place invest d moni like electricity

Afta u don carry 500mil mansion d opress men anyhow..who wan get liver marry u?

Oh my God,what is dis?

No be dis actress wey bin talk say she get 200 bottles of perfumes? No be joke oo.. dis her hair na miss joor

Wat nonsense, he rewarded thoes dat played since 1981 bt gave only 20,000 naira to our junior players dat won d world cup

END TIME WOMEN.

No matter how your sins are,our God is faithful and just to forgive you. Go to God in prayer with a broken heart and make sure you are really sorry for what you did,he will forgive you. I hv seen a man of God who use to be an accult grand master,despite all the souls he wasted, he is now a pastor and God has forgiven him. Do not let the past hunt your present. God has a purpose for allowing anything that ever happened to happen. So bro, ask God for frgivnes n u r good..

That bae is different and i love her for what she is doin..now,lets look at it from this angle...Do u knw dat girls like that are hard to be lured in bed wit money? The man dat would marry dat bae will hav nafin to worry abt when he is sick becos he knws the kind of wife dat he married. She can go out there and hustle to feed her family.

Endtime

There is an atom of truth in every lie just sayin though

jkendy:
WE, THE PEOPLE..........


So tell me, who art thou to pass judgement on the dead?
These guys might even be Christ-like more than yourself.

you getin it twisted dude,i aint pasin judgment on anyone..

Oboy, women na case oo.. dia is dis gal i knw, if she needs some money on friday,she wil start calling and peting you on phone from monday den on friday,she will tender her demands by den,u wld hv been feeling loved and accepted,but once u give her the money or wateva she wants,off she goes and n starts calling n peting u again wen she needs anoda tin...lolz

Tonite,some people will give their lives to Christ.

If someone told these people that they would die today,they will reject it and shout "back to sender,premature death is not my portion" then i ask myself, y didn't their faith deliver dem frm the fire? Or y did they hav to die dis way on this xmas.. then i came to realise that "it is not of he dat willeth nor of him dat runneth but of God that showeth mercy. And again he said dat he will show mercy to whoever he wishes.. No one knows when he or she will die. Jesus is knocking on the door of your heart now and i will advice you to allow him to come into your life.if these people had christ,they wouldnt bother much abt dying cos they knows where they are going to. Now place your hand on your heart and say after me... lord jesus come into my life,i accept dat m a sinner but the blood of jesus has cleanse me from all sins and iniquities. I accept you as my lord and personal saviour,give me the strength to abide in you and do your beeds, in jesus name Amen...Congratulations you are now a born again...look for a church near you and join them to fellowship..you are blessed

m sure dat guy na naija guy and dat woman na him maga oo, na him green card be dat..

taa.. na lie

The bible said that your right hand should not know what your left hand is doin. you donated common 1m you collected from the bribes and 20 20naira you collect from buses and motorcycles to your fellow policemen, and you are all over the internet becos of it.. plssss.. who knows how u will announce it wen u donate 10m...

[img] After reading the story, i cldnt hold back my tears.. God will surely bless you... directly or indirectly

i knw dat sandwich, it is condsandwich... itz quite tasty and i once bought it from KFC..