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abc115:
One day, his wife or girlfriend will ask him to choose between her and his mother😃🤣🤣
Heartless girls. Imagine struggling with ur mom and a girl who comes from nowhere trying to control what your own mother does with your money. They even go as far as stopping your mom from living with you in the same house.

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Once she asks that yeye question.....
I go first wire her beta thunder slap wey go close her mouth and senses completely

uzomakanaki:
Fellow nairalanders, please I need advice from matured minds in this group.

I'm in a two year relationship with my woman, we're both working. I'm 34 while she's 27. My montly salary and commision is over 200k with other side hustle i do that bring in funds for me, i also just got a car i want to register with bolt/uber to still bring in funds in my free time.

My fiancee on the other hand is earning 75k monthly. I take good care of her needs and makes sure she doesn't lack anything I can afford.

We both plan to settle down by December.

Sometimes last month she missed her period, after the test we discovered she's 5 weeks pregnant.

I'm against abortion because of the dangers involved in the aftermath, i suggested she keep the baby while I come and see her family and do some necessary things before the main wedding. But she insisted in aborting the baby, reason being that she can't be pregnant and be working. Unless I place her on a monthly salary.

She has aborted the baby and had complications because of the quack nurse that performed the abortion. I spent a lot to make her back on her feet

I'm gradually losing interest in the relationship cos that single act of her. I've kept this to myself.

I just need advice on how to handle this. Cos I'm already fed up with her with her recent disrespect and the way she talks to me anyhow even in public.

Gee, relax first
U were not the man responsible for that pregnancy. No be u give am Belle.
That's why she insisted on removing it while giving you some stupid flimsy excuses 🥴🥴🤣🤣

Better break off now

Bro, visit a lab for serious test ooo
You are talking about ur manhood
Abeg no take am play at all, go run some serious test

N3TRAL:
If Bukola Saraki a serving Senate President was made to stand trial before the CCT for not declaring his assets honestly, an ex-governor that underperformed should stand trial.

If Justice Walter Onnoghen, a serving Chief Justice of Nigeria stood trial before the CCT for not declaring his assets diligently, a second runner up should stand trial.

Nobody is above the law. As an Anambra man, I need justice!

The petty thief must return what he looted from Anambra. If he claims it was not looted, then he must inform the CCT why he didn't declare it as a public official. No other way about it.


Obidîot must stand trial for stacking our money in tax havens- facts.

Akụkọ onye mgbu
Ara agbala the poster

johntolu:

Peter Odi did a lot in Anambra state, as governor.

One of his 'landmark achievements' in governance, in Anambra state, was to make education inaccessible to the poor by declaring publicly that
'education is not for the poor'.

Professor Soludo was quoted to have said that 'poverty level', doubled under Obi's stewardship, in Anambra state.

Solud0 na mumu man
Na to increase tax here and there im Sabi do pass anything else.

All the major roads in Awka, Onitsha, Ogidi, Nnewi, Nkpọọ, and other places, who do you think built it ?
Including those flyovers in Awka town....

When he handed over to Obiano, he shared a manifesto of his works including all the income and expenditures during his double tenures as then the Governor of the state.

johntolu:
His supporters will come out to say that the two likely winners, Atiku or Tinubu, influenced voters with money or they will cast aspersions on Northern Christians for taking sides with their 'slave masters', the Fulanis.

Bring on the full details about the Pandora saga.
After that saga, what holds him.....??
Absolutely nothing, the saga no wok cos he's super ok and clean

BluntTheApostle:
Obi is a disaster waiting to happen.



An insensitive man who kept arrears of salaries and pensions in the bank, and starved workers of Anambra Water Corporation workers for 8 years.




He could not increase IGR to a sufficient amount to pay the minimum wage but rather chose to blame FG for revenue distribution.



He awarded contracts to his associates. Government House was reconstructed by his associate and one of his former campaign manager. Ever wonder why Psquare are hellbent on pushing him down our throats? Because they know they would be rewarded handsomely by the nepotistic Peter Obi.



A man who did absolutely nothing world class in Anambra, whose only achievements are miles of road which have all washed off, and money he saved in banks.



Like someone said, Peter Obi is better off as w treasurer. Someone like him should not be leading a country, especially a multiethnic country like Nigeria.

No tok trash here
Na mumu u be wella
Show the proof of ur write ups ASAP and stop blabbing trash.
Ur brain de hyperventilate on a high level.

daboy18:
I heard rumours that she is dating a yahoo boys at only 16 years she has a Iphone 12 pro max and expensive clothes and hair my mum doesn't care

Bro, ignore ur mum and sis from now.
Look out for ur dad and make him happy
Work hard and be a successful person

Let Posterity judge ur mum and sis
Karma is real, wait for it

Jogs1900:
This is the height of it... Imagine leaving your region to another person's region committing crime...It's very bad.How I wish each region can control those that they allow into their region.

Mad entity u be ooo
Ethnicity crap

Before u start this debate, pls explain to me who are the Levi's ??

FeliciaOja:
It's my mother
She will cry and roll on the floor if she hear I chase him out. I still blame her for over pampering him. Always giving excuse for his bad behaviours now she has left me to deal with him.
I really want to send him back, what happened last night almost drove me mad.
Now he has comeback and still ignoring me.
Like seriously, I'm the one that should be ignoring him for what he did last night.
It's just becuz of mama that I trying my best to tolerate him.

Send him back to her, else, he will put you into a big mess one-day that will negatively affect your future.
Think about yourself, your life, your destiny, your future.
I know it's quite hard.
It could have been easy for you to handle if you are a man, but been a lady, we boys/men find it hard to bend low to our senior especially female.

tony0806:
*MODIFIED*

2,000,000 monthly

As at 2019, Nigeria had about 11,877 professors (though this include both those on private and public higher institutions).

That means; monthly, the government will pay 2,000,000 x 11,877 = 23,754,000,000. That's over twenty three billion naira monthly.

As at today, Nigeria produces about 1.2m BPD of crude oil (Our main source of income, excluding mineral resources from the north which I don't know why they don't mention it. Only God knows where that money is going to). Using the official exchange rate of about 414 naira/dollar,
If 1 barrel is about 93 dollars, this becomes 1,200,000 x 93$ = 111,600,000 per day



that's a total income of 111,600,000 x 414 = 46,202,400,000 (Nigeria's income from crude oil).

THEN; 46,202,400,000 x 30 days = 1,386,072,000,000. This is over 1.3 Trillion naira monthly.

Boy o boy, This country is making money.

SUMMARILY, THE GOVERNMENT CAN PAY ASUU COMFORTABLY.

You forgot to know that Nigeria still imports those products from crude oil.
So, the country sells for $93 per barrel, only to buy back the same products from crude oil

flejnr2:
Child abuse ,
The Aunty is desperate, while the young boy is lust and probably enjoying some financial benefits.
Time will tell

No b child abuse abeg

Giftlove11:
I don't even know the procedure on how to end it that is why i want to report him

To end it, he must be involved.
Both of you have to repeat the same process again.

Ur woman na pure BITCH.
DIVORCE her and keep the baby to ur self.
When she comes of age, explain to her the type of mother she had.

Complete Bloody Hypocrite

That ur fada de craze wella ooo
He needs to be dealt with and taught a big lesson: this can only be done by YOU.
Deal with your fada as man you are now.

Nonsense fada of a kind, spoiling the name of fatherhood and family.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Nice...

But not allowing niggarrrrs in the hood to play the normal Saturday and Sunday football is not a good one

These public schools can be Santiago Bernabéu , old Trafford and Anfield sometimes especially on Saturday morning for niggars in da hood

Yes ooo.
GSS opposite ShopRite is an example.
The school field na pure Old Trafford, Santiago Bernabéu, Guiseppe Meazza, Camp Nou, Allianz Arena

Which yeye achievement be dat i ask .....?
This same man has increased Debts from 12 trillion to 38 trillion.
The debt was 12 trillion before he came into power in 2015, now it is 38 trillion.
He added 26 trillion to it in his own reign.
Dollar was 185 at the highest, but it is above 530 now.
Boko Haram attacks were low during the past reign, but now there operate freely to even mount check points. Banditry have also taken over as well.
Over 600 million dollars have been recovered from Abacha's loot. What happened to it......?
The country's foreign reserves are now very low due to increase in the country's debt.

This country is Finished
Lord help us.

Nonexisting:
They took him for friendly chat, nothing serious. North is safe. The real terrorism is happening in Imo state by ipob terrorists.

Mumu like you
Ur president has wrecked this kwantri to dust.
Yet u ar here talking rubbish
Face the fact

juniorstar:
Make dangote no run us street ooh..i know say foreign money dey that refinery so them still wan get their returs in USD..but make government no loose guard.

Na street he run us nah
because he will buy d oil, process it and sell at the time and price he wants.

We have oil refininaries in warri and another one in the northern part of the country.
Both are in custody of the federal government.
None of them are working at all.

Naija get oil, but yet we de import PMS.
Price na #175 now
Remove subsidy, price will be #350
Dollar now na #565

So if Naija no get oil nko..........
Fuel price go be #2,000 per litre
Dollar go b #3,000
Chai, this country is dead and has been sold out, just like Wizkid sold out O2 Arena.
Naija de #12-trillion before Buhari came into power, but currently Naija de owe over #34-trillion, still yet buhari de still borrow again.

This kwantri don finish ���

Spaxon:
SO even after all the jump ship and all that.
he's still a criminal.

i thought joining APC made you a saint.


but in other news tho, i really feel these politicians just make up stories an events to keep us thinking they're actually working or serious. THEY'RE ALL THE SAME THIEVES PLAYING WITH OUR SENSES

Which saint...
After wen im don tear dem finish with his mouth and he made openly to the international communities as well.

E be something, E be tinz

Godada:



It's would be a morale boost if Man united came out tops in this fixture.

Messi has left CR7 in the race to be the greatest.

In retrospect, CR7 lost ground when left Real Madrid.

Fastest player to reach 100 goals for Juventus:: CR7
Won 5 trophies in 3yrs
Won Seria Golden boot

Both Messi and Ronaldo are the Legends and the Best of the Games both on and off the Pitch.

Ayemileto:
Probably thought was best.

Keyword: Probably thought.



Well, Attached are some screenshots of publications made by different media as far back as July, 2020.

Make of it what you wish, but from the publications, it's was clear the effect of COVID was responsible for their decision.



FIFA made the decision to give their award (just like France football make the decision not to give their award).

This is similar to EPL/Bundesliga deciding to resume their leagues from where they stopped, while French football federation decided to cancel theirs.

Different strokes for different folks, everyone made their own decisions.

Fifa don de sense d ojoro for long now.
Thats why dem pulled out and started giving theirs since 2016

Chloraseptic:
He should go and contest it with the coaches, captain and journalist that voted for him..

Maybe he should make himself Germany captain so he can vote next time. .

Mumu talk from overrated midfielder that's just lucky to be Madrid team..

Thierry Henry has topped the scoring chat before and didn't win it because of a certain Ronaldinho..

Football is an art it's not an act of scoring goals.

Toni Kroos has an accuracy of 92+percent on all of his passes since he joined Madrid
No player, I repeat no player have such pass completion and accuracy.

Siwel25:
You all are just Ronaldo and Man Utd fans hiding behind Lewandowski. Messi won 27 man of the match awards out of 50 matches. How many did Lewa and the others win? Anyway, you can keep wailing �

Including match awards that Greizman and Pedri deserved to win as well.
What happened......it still went to Messi.
Football na pure Business na we wee de here neva understand am that way.

Kingcalls:
They said its because of copa... so y dint suarez win it in 2011 , he won copa abd also had a brilliant season with Liverpool....it went to Messi, 2015 sanchez won it , also had a decent season with arsenal, he wasn't even nominated, Messi won it... lets bet it , if psg is knocked out in the round of 16 , and messi ends the season with 20 goals , and gets to the semi final of the world cup .... they will give it to him again .... this time , they will say he had a brilliant season despite joining a new team for the first time in his career , he won the league , French Cup and scored 20 goals in a season and also got to the semi of world cup .... then the winners of world cup will come second .... joke of an award

You have a point there my brother.
It all started in 2010, Wesley Sneijder of Inter-Milan won the treble and came second at the world cup what happened.......
2011 a good season for Suarez.......
2013 for Ribery of Bayern..( it went to CR7: that was totally unfair)
2018 CR7 but it went to Modriç
2019 Both Salah and Mane were completely Outstanding but it went to Messi......

France football award is another thing.
That's why FIFA pulled out of it.

chatinent:
Ironically, these are all what the Nigerian police are doing.


The Nigerian Police will arrest you because you look like you will have money in three years time.


The Nigerian police will arrest because your papers are complete. “You wan show us you know the law baa? Take him to station. By the time we get there, you'll explain how you knew the law when you aren't a lawyer.”

The NPF will arrest you because a big man tipped them and told them he would like your girlfriend to be his. They will arrest you and charge you with illegal possession of girlfriends.

The NPF will arrest you for being silent and neutral as to why you allowed a robber to rob your nextdoor neighbour without killing one. “You have the right to remain silent because anything you say or do will be used against you in the court of law” is their favourite singsong even when you didn't say anything.


The NPF will arrest you for wearing singlet and strolling to buy bread at night. “You are under arrest for improper dressing. You dey find person daughter to rape baa?”

The NPF will arrest you for trying to save an accident victim about dying. “You are under arrest for killing this man unless you want to explain why everybody run commot here and na only you remain.”

The NPF will arrest you when you are doing your jogging exercise in the morning. They will say it is only the wicked that runs when nothing is pursuing them.



The NPF will arrest you for buying a car as a young man like me.
P: what do you do for a living?
Me: I'm a content writer.
P: na dem. Yahoo contents baa?
Me: no, sir. I write contents and get paid.
P: that's what I am saying na. You can write contents on Yahoo right?
Me: On Yahoo mails,yes, but not on fraud nor do I defraud.
P: it's the same thing.
P2: let me see your phone.
Me: why sir?
P: (slap gbas gbos) why abi? Na so una go dey theive upandan. Who get this car?
Me: (mid-tears) Sir...sir, that's my car.
P2: wetin dey this boy phone so? Wetin bi Upwork? Wetin bi Office? Oh na HK office una don dey use abi?
Me: Oga, that's Microsoft Word. This thing you guys are doing is wrong. I am a hardworking citizen. I am not a con artist. Perhaps, the police is supposed to be our friend.
P: my friend, shut up, I am not your friend, my friend. Ok, you are not a writer again na artist now? Constable arrest him.

...and when I try to resist arrest for my right, I receive slaps from the left and uppercuts. When I don't give in, my dear killer pulls a trigger from yonder. In the morning, you'll hear my headline: “It was a sad day for one Constable Abdul Adekunle Emeka, posted to the joint TF, Lagos, when a cultist, who is also a yahoo boy drove past the base and tried killing the policeman. Unfortunately, our brave inspector saw him in time and neutralised him...”

Commissioner of police will now give en talk ontop matter. Buhari will now talk..abi read Garba’s speech on the matter and encourage the NPF for fighting corruption and tell the EFCC to keep on with the investigation of the car I left behind. Two weeks later, EFCC will find two new AK-49 with live ammunition in it. The car will be confiscated. Next tomorrow, one oga son will repaint my black car to white and be using it to visit brothels and trade coco peacefully. When he passes check-points, he receive hailing and “show us love” from the loutish policemen not searching his car.



The NPF is not your friend.

Know this and have peace. By the way, I am available for research writing services that will pass Turnitin.

U just said it all
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God bless you
God punish and Dissolve this yeye country called Nigeria.

I remember his lyrics in Baba Nla
"All my gbedu is Final, Wizzy baby Baba Nla"

Thank God say no b Naija d show de hold
Haters for tok rubbish and babash
Oyibo dem de struggle full time to see Machala de perform.
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