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Celebrities / Re: Nothing Sweeter Than Money — Wizkid Declares (Photos) by kelpat581(m): 5:21pm On Feb 15, 2022
What is the gain from smoking �?? Like seriously you are just putting your whole health at risk,bro stop smoking for just 1month and take a look at how your look will change , not to talk of inside ur body,quote author=slawormiir post=110240950]Damnnn niggar
Wizkid my niggar

Always smoking like me

Preparing my own afternoon weed already.....let the smoke begin...

I be exhust....make bros Righteousness2 nor allow me catch am for Benin city....we go smoke tire that day[/quote]
Romance / Re: I Really Don't Know What To Do. Please Help A Sister. by kelpat581(m): 3:32pm On Feb 10, 2022
He is an unwise human being,real and matured men Don't keep Malice,not to talk of keeping it with your biological dad,what the man has faced in life he the boi has not faced half of it,if he knows what is best for him he should reconcile as soon as possible cause if the man dies without Dem being in talking terms hmmmm,anyway stand ur ground that he has to reconcile with his dad or be ready for whatever happens later between you two..

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Family / Re: My Dad Pursued Me Out Of His House Because I Smoke by kelpat581(m): 12:33pm On Feb 08, 2022
Don't go through that lane ,it's not worth it, smoking is never in anyway beneficial,you will loose more than you gain,the earlier you stop the better for you,I'm saying this to you from experience.

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Health / Re: #Nobraday: Five Quick Ways To Firm Your Breasts Naturally by kelpat581(m): 11:29am On Oct 14, 2021
Evercurious:
I pray mine remains the way it is. I dont need stories kof sagging... God abeg help me and the breats ooh. Lol...
dm me, 08121764259 .
Romance / Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by kelpat581(m): 12:48pm On Jun 19, 2021
Girl,you look really pretty,wud not mind being your friend,dm me on 08121764259
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Advice To Unemployed Graduates by kelpat581(m): 4:36am On Jun 19, 2021
Please how can I also learn it ?? Dm me on 08121764259 thanks...uote author=DropsMic post=102860386]Learn a skill
Learn a skill
Learn a skill
Learn a skill

Or open a church



I didn’t pay one naira to learn web development [/quote]
Romance / Re: Please I Need Help Before I Kill Someone!. by kelpat581(m): 8:37pm On Mar 07, 2021
That's life,life is deep,the best you can do is start as fast as you can to begin to take him away from ur mind and and plan on your next move in life ,I'm available tho a single man from Delta,live in Lagos 08121764529.dont kill no one its not worth it .
Travel / Re: Can You Believe This is Nigeria? Travelling As A Single Nigerian Lady (Pics) by kelpat581(m): 3:31pm On Dec 17, 2020
Wow,you look prettier than those pictures,will like to be your friend tho,you can dm me 08121764259..
Family / Re: I Dislike My Small Stature by kelpat581(m): 6:13am On Nov 28, 2020
So for me I like your look , you are my kind of woman ,and I'm so single and searching,I would not mind getting to know you tho,I'm an entrepreneur also here in Lagos,from delta state ,you can contact me on 08121764259 quote author=Venerealisles post=96483550]So this year my family decided we were gonna come back to naija early for the Xmas celebrations, we also wanted to do Thanksgiving in Nigeria hence the early arrival.

Well, we were back home in Lag, so I decided to go hang out with some of my long time friends, and what I saw shocked me ooh. They were really big now, felt like they were way older than me. angry To make matters worst, I senior them pretty damn well, but my tiny physique just makes them think otherwise. embarassed

The last straw that broke the camel back was when I went over to my cousin's place, only for my Aunt to start saying stuffs like "I look like a toothpick" she even went as far as saying I should start eating enough beans!! Chaii I have suffered .

I will be 25 by December, but yet most people I come across still think I am a teenager, Little did they know that the so called teenager is the owner of a business in Lagos and also a degree holder.

Inspite of my achievements, I feel what they are saying is beginning to get to me, i can't change the way I look, if I could, I'd probably add more height to my physique grin.
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Business / If You Want The Best Tasty Food In Town by kelpat581(m): 1:04pm On Oct 10, 2020
For the best of tasty food,chops,snacks etc pls contact ellas dish at : 08121764259,0803 558 1399..I promise you will never regret you did..

Politics / Re: Ogun To Suspend Lockdown Free Days On Friday by kelpat581(m): 12:32pm On Apr 16, 2020
Bros asotime na place to be for night life,,I visited there when I came to Benin,, mennn life is sweet when you have moneyquote author=Ashawoboi27 post=88487680]Okay
Abeg shebi I fit see babes carry for aso time for Benin this kind time [/quote]
Romance / Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by kelpat581(m): 3:05pm On Mar 22, 2020
I like ur look like sooooo well,dm me on 08121764259,,will like to be your friend
Romance / Re: How Do I Get A Man That Understand Me by kelpat581(m): 11:16am On Mar 19, 2020
Don't worry dear,send me a DM on 08121764259,you the kind of woman v been looking for,I swear u won't regret knowing Kelvin!!!
Romance / Re: Looking For A God Fearing Guy For A Serious Relationship. by kelpat581(m): 1:41pm On Feb 11, 2020
Im interested o,dm me on 08121764259. Im a single man, working, from Delta State...
Investment / Re: Is 500k Enough To Open A Unisex Salon? by kelpat581(m): 6:23pm On Jan 31, 2020
Bros why not use this 500k jakpa comot for naija,even if na Dubai!!! My own little advice .
Romance / Re: Who Should I Marry Plssss?? by kelpat581(m): 10:39pm On Sep 29, 2019
The nurse is not a liability but the other one they collect like 4k from my hand every week apart from other things when I dey buy each time we go outquote author=Tajbol4splend post=82676725]Marry the one that is not a liability [/quote]
Romance / Who Should I Marry Plssss?? by kelpat581(m): 7:21pm On Sep 28, 2019
One is a qualified nurse presently working in a pharmacy outlet, the other is a fashion designer,but not yet established and she still depends on the money I give to her,both have good character,which one do I choose Pls help a brother....
Romance / Re: Mike Bamiloye: Some Sisters Are Not Worth More Than Ice Cream by kelpat581(m): 6:11pm On Aug 24, 2019
etcsines:

I swear her pix can shut ones mouth up
I wanted to reply you. But I saw your p.pix and kept quiet.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FG To Recruit 5,000 Unemployed Nigerians Under BRISIN by kelpat581(m): 7:05am On Sep 17, 2018
Hmm I jst hope it dosent go like other previous govt recruitments.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Shares Photo With His Son, Zion Ayo Balogun, In Bed by kelpat581(m): 3:35pm On Jan 24, 2018
Davido looks healthier than him..he needs to watch his health.
Romance / Re: Yahoo Boys & Ritual: Nigerian Lady Has A Strong Message For Lazy Girls (Video) by kelpat581(m): 11:03am On Jan 24, 2018
When the devil wants to destroy someone he makes their heart stiff like a stone continue you hear, that which I v I already gave to you.
Jigba:


Oh please!!

We've heard this same message countless times, this is not the first time
Romance / Re: Yahoo Boys & Ritual: Nigerian Lady Has A Strong Message For Lazy Girls (Video) by kelpat581(m): 10:50am On Jan 24, 2018
See your life,you are more concerned of the tin instead.of the milk inside the tin, Wisdom is key!!
Jigba:
I'm more concerned about her skin
She has nice skin

What moisturiser does she use?
Politics / Re: Michael Jonathan Asemota And Abike Dabiri Meet After He Returned N150m In Qatar by kelpat581(m): 6:37pm On Jan 17, 2018
No way he cud v moved the money away from that country without authority getting hold of him,Qatar isn't a free country.

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Travel / Re: Human Friendly Crocodiles At Agulu Lake Anambra State- Video by kelpat581(m): 7:50pm On Jan 13, 2018
When he is finaly eaten by the crocodile hope he will understand bettet wherever he is that animals can never be like humans.

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Politics / Re: Boss Mustapha: Profile Of The Secretary To Government Of The Federation (SGF) by kelpat581(m): 3:48pm On Oct 30, 2017
TheShopKeeper:
...just another northerner...PMB never fails, he is so predictable
as in other tribes are hard for him to cope with so he prefer his fellow northerners even tho they have nothing to offer.

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Family / Re: ''my Husband Emeka Okojie Is Trying To Kill Me'' - Nigerian Lady by kelpat581(m): 3:33pm On Oct 30, 2017
biacan:
Kill him first nah
why not give her gun...�
Celebrities / Re: Frank Edoho Blasts A Guy On Twitter Over Paul Scholes by kelpat581(m): 10:05pm On Jun 30, 2017
Frank you want to kill sombori abi?? Jesus that was it for me, I give up ., grin
Romance / Re: Child Abuse!! by kelpat581(m): 11:18am On May 27, 2017
Evidence is available picture with recorded video
Romance / Child Abuse!! by kelpat581(m): 10:12am On May 27, 2017
A man in my area is always exhibiting domestic violence toward his 10yrs old daughter , curses and shout at her at any little provocation, the brother jst came to me now with pictures of phone his dad broke because of the same 10yrs girl cause she did not bring her script home from school ., pls wat can he do ...

Romance / Re: I Live In America-why Don't Men Approach Me? by kelpat581(m): 11:17pm On Apr 19, 2017
Call me on +2348121764259..I'm single and ready for marriage this year..

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