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Family › Re: Who Is The Right Person To Choose As A Next Of Kin ? by kelz88(f): 9:24pm On Nov 19, 2011
My parents have always used each other, while I've always used my dad.

When I get married it will be my husband.


Will be hard to decide on which sibling as there's so many to choose from.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are There Many Different Denominations In The Christian Faith? by kelz88(f): 9:22pm On Nov 19, 2011
It's all about the money.

These pastors don't care if you make it to heaven or not. All they care about is making sure they remind you of those verses in the bible where "tithes" are mentioned. They are nothing but thieves.
Romance › Re: Help - Shes Killing Me by kelz88(f): 9:17pm On Nov 19, 2011
The length of the post, and colour didn't let me read it. Seems like it would have been an interesting story.

But all I can say is, if your relationship is complicated enough to take that long-a s s space writing then you are most likely better off without being in it.

Some things are just not troubling your head over.
Islam › Re: Muslims Seek For Islamic Homosexual Weddings by kelz88(f): 9:15pm On Nov 19, 2011
After the first date. Na wa ooohh.

Happy for them.
Islam › Re: Allah Is Great by kelz88(f): 2:54am On Nov 19, 2011
The bible is just as bad. In the old testament God commanded the killing of so many people that went against his will.
"And that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams, shall be put to death; because he hath spoken to turn you away from the LORD your God, " (Deuteronomy 13: 5)

"If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;" (Deuteronomy 13: 6)

"Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people." (Deuteronomy 13:8-9)

"Thou shalt surely smite the inhabitants of that city with the edge of the sword, destroying it utterly, and all that is therein, and the cattle thereof, with the edge of the sword." (Deuteronomy 13:15)
We need to stop bashing Islam cos at the end of the day no one really knows the real truth.

Love your neighbour as yourself, do all you can do help others, and all that ish. We have no right to pick and criticise other religious beliefs.

Why can't we all get along?!
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Always Do This Shakara by kelz88(f): 2:38am On Nov 19, 2011
Hahahahaha "Is there a problem?" OMD! grin grin grin grin

Mixed signals. cry Maybe her husband was around so she had to pretend she wasn't looking at you. grin

Either way, best thing would be to speak to her next time you see her instead of all that "look me I look you" you both seem to be doing.
Romance › Re: Naija Broke-sharp Guy Vs Naija Hungry Chick! Lol. by kelz88(f): 2:33am On Nov 19, 2011
Poor guys. cheesy cheesy cheesy

These broke-a s s chicks sef. No shame at all.
Politics › Re: Warahell! Govt Not Responsible For Delay In Salary – Aregbesola by kelz88(f): 2:32am On Nov 19, 2011
Cos no one is delaying his own salary. So unfair.

When will all this madness end??
Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyk Addresses Nigerian Haters by kelz88(f): 2:30am On Nov 19, 2011
Ha! So the rumour is true.
TV/Movies › Re: Who Would You Pick For James Bond In Nigeria? by kelz88(f): 2:15am On Nov 19, 2011
LOL! This is gonna be the biggest joke in Nollywood hahaha.


Erm, I'll go for Ali Nuhu. Least person I can think of who would gross me out.
TV/Movies › Re: The Fall Of Nollywood by kelz88(f): 2:11am On Nov 19, 2011
Nollywood is in need of urgent makeover.
So many recycled scripts.

The reason I still watch them is to criticise them. I enjoy it! grin


And with the issue of piracy I still wonder how they manage to make any money.
Romance › Re: Can U Date A Very Fat Woman With Sweaty Upper Lips by kelz88(f): 2:08am On Nov 19, 2011
There's more to a person than their weight.
Besides some guys have fetish for massive women.



If her weight is that much of an issue she can join the gym, have surgery, treat the sweat issue. . .etc.
Education › Re: Osun To Distribute 150,000 Laptops To Students Free by kelz88(f): 2:05am On Nov 19, 2011
This is an example of having more money than sense.


skfa1's idea is better. That way all the students can benefit from it.
Romance › Re: Do You Still Remember? by kelz88(f): 2:01am On Nov 19, 2011
Abi o!! ^^

Some people like to exaggerate sha.
Romance › Re: I'm 17 And I Have Six Female Suitors by kelz88(f): 2:00am On Nov 19, 2011
You're so dumb you didn't realise that was my opinion.

Don't bother looking for beef with me. I don't have time for crap.
Romance › Re: I'm 17 And I Have Six Female Suitors by kelz88(f): 1:31am On Nov 19, 2011
NL and fake stories.
Politics › Re: Governor Orji And His Son On War Path by kelz88(f): 12:21am On Nov 19, 2011
No rest for the wicked.
Romance › Re: Am Not Sure! by kelz88(f): 12:20am On Nov 19, 2011
Why do some people pretend? I tire o!

Anyways, I'm sure she wants it. When some chicks say no they really mean yes. Maybe she just doesn't want to appear easy, so she would rather front.

Then again, maybe she's just enjoying fooling around and is not ready to have s e x with you yet.

Speak to her.
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Girl Who Eats Eight Times In A Day? by kelz88(f): 12:17am On Nov 19, 2011
He is exaggerating. We have greedy people but for someone someone to eat that, I refuse to believe.
Food › Re: Food(s) That Can Make You Really Tall by kelz88(f): 12:10am On Nov 19, 2011
I heard it's 18 for women and 21 for guys. Dunno how true this is.

Eating a lot of beans and drinking milk aids growth.

And afternoon naps.

(What I was told when I was younger)
Politics › Re: What Is Your Favorite Quote From A Nigerian? by kelz88(f): 12:08am On Nov 19, 2011
"I say what's on my mind; I no get time to edit"-Tuface.
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Girl Who Eats Eight Times In A Day? by kelz88(f): 11:59pm On Nov 18, 2011
she fit consume eight eggs with a huge jug of tea and a massive loaf of bread at a sitting
^^ Impossible unless she's in a food contest.

I can understand if she was eating crips, biscuit, gala, etc but ^^. I don't buy it.



OP, egg with yolk?
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Girl Who Eats Eight Times In A Day? by kelz88(f): 11:50pm On Nov 18, 2011
OP you such a liar!

Anything for attention, I guess.
Romance › Re: -- by kelz88(f): 11:42pm On Nov 18, 2011
You have to like what you see first before wondering what could come out of their mouth.


Then again some chicks fall for guys online without seeing what they look like-pic or cam.

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NL is an example. Some chicks seem to be on some guys' d!cks without knowing what they look like, cos of the kinda crap that comes out of their mouth. They seem to always have something to say to whatever the said dudes type on here.[/s]
Health › Re: When Will The Nigerian Govenrment Value Human Life? by kelz88(f): 6:43pm On Nov 18, 2011
As long as we have the same type of people in power things will never change.

They can afford to fly their sick families abroad for treatment so they don't really care about the ordinary man.

We need a miracle.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Manner Of Healing Is Dis @ Ghana(pics) by kelz88(f): 12:53am On Nov 18, 2011
Eww!!

And people will sit through to service, and even go back next week.
Celebrities › Re: Demi Moore To Divorce Ashton Kutcher After Six Years Of Marriage by kelz88(f): 12:45am On Nov 18, 2011
Saw it coming the moment they got together.

Life goes on. Hope they both find love and happiness.
Family › Re: How Would You React If You Know Your Dad Is Cheating Of your Mum? by kelz88(f): 12:42am On Nov 18, 2011
Might this be a phase he is going through? Maybe he wants to get back at your mom?


He is probably no longer in love with your mom. They should consider counselling or divorce or something. Anything.
Sad.

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