Awkabigboy:

Your mother is hurt not me

see frustration.

uglyafonja:
Alcohol may not be a sin.....But where the problem lies is the after effects....

Alcohol will always make you to think about fornication...
Alcohol will always make you to think to commit mastabation
Alcohol breed anger and hyperactiveness
Stop lying.

The sad event is just enormous, if it is possible to avoid it, kindly avoid it.....

I have the urge to fornicate whenever I take alcohol....

Stop lying.

Awkabigboy:

Words of consolation from an evening newspaper olosho who has used her fruitful youth to prostitute. If marriage isn't an achievement is it the prostitution that you indulge in that is achievement. What people can't get , they hate. What a loser

You sound hurt, take it easy.

saphiere:
I don't have plan B. I know the God I am serving. My plan A must work for me. He promised me through His words (Bible) that he will grant all my heart desires. I desire to have a decent home and raise wonderful kids to His glory.

Once you think of plan B, you have limited your God.

Have your God provided for every old and or eligible worshiper of him a partner?

AFvckingAlpha:
Yo my nigga, don’t let no one pressure, your the captain of the ship, do what you think is right.

People don’t really get the joy in Sunday set, damn! Just some few hours to burn some calories and express yourself, bitch ass niggas ain’t gonna understand

My girl too she always sad but I don’t give a damn, the one thing that gives me joy, playing soccer and you wanna take it away from me cos of church, damn I ain’t even religious.

I said what I said

Who religion help?

Maxwell775:
Good day nairalanders. Hope everyone is having a good weekend. I'll be brief.

While I was growing up I love playing football, I'm a very good defensive midfielder, I be correct number 6, I have always wanted to play for Nigeria and other big clubs. But my dreams becoming a footballer wasn't coming to reality so I have to focus on my business full time.

I work from mon - sat, while sundays are my free days but I don't go to church. I'm part of those people that plays ball on a Sunday morning, I'm 31 and I still dey play ball well, Infact from Saturday evening my friends have started calling me against tomorrow's match.

Although my girlfriend have persuaded me to start going to church but all to no avail. I can't remember the last time I went to church. Please note that I study my bible, I pray always, I help people around, I visit homes of the needy. But Its been a decade I went to church.

My girlfriend attends church very well, even weekly service. She is really mad at me, she has invited me to church several times but I would turn her down. Now she said she can't go on with our relationship, she don't want a situation whereby if we get married and other families are going to church with their husbands, that I will be in the streets playing ball, she want her marriage to be built on God's word... Bla Bla Bla

Now My Mother on the other hand, is putting pressure on me to go settle down. Everytime, your mates are married, give me grandchildren, do you want me to die before you marry, I didn't give birth to impotent children.

Guys, please note that my elder bro is married with 2 kids. Abeg no be grandchildren be that?? Why put pressure on me.

My Mother pressure.. My girlfriend pressure. I'm just confused and its getting too much. Please I need advice.

We are agemates, I don't go to church because I stopped believing, I live in Kaduna, play football Saturday before business and Sunday. Marry when you're ready and to a lady who is okay with your choice, as long as you don't interfere with hers.

BTW I need a lady who is content with my lifestyle, if interested, quote me or dm me.

Righteousness2:
Woman Proposes to man,
Feminist wanna take the place of men,
Men turn themselves to women in the Name of cross dressers, Woke ,etc
Man marry man with pomp and pride
Woman marry Woman with all boldness and pride.
Male/Female call themselves non - binary,
Animal Heart implanted in man in the Name of technology,

Abominations and Confused Confusion Everywhere!
The End is so upon us. We have Surpassed the Abominations and evils of Noah times and sodom and Gomorah!
Live Ready! We are the Rapture Generation!
JESUS is Coming Quickly!

Jesus has always been coming, make we hear something.

BeeBeeOoh:


https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2022/01/20/two-plots-of-land-cant-contain-me-my-cars-anywhere-in-the-world-ibiyeomie/

Armed robbers!

HERITAGEFASHION:
Your story made me remember something that happened 4years ago.
There's this lady that's so down to Earth. She doesn't believe in God and religion. She was trying to be "friends with me" because she sees me as a very beautiful soul.

One-day,a guy who has make advances on her in the past went and was telling fellow men in a beer parlour that i have been screwing her siince and that's why she's always all over me all the time. All the Guys believed him.

The only savior i had was when the girl heard the rumors before me and knowing fully well it was all lies, she confronted the people involved and simply told them that " She Wished That I Liked Her That Much To The Extent Of Having Sex With Her".

The story long shaaa

Please what's her location, I want an irreligious woman in my life.

InTheCloudySky:
Firstly, as a man, you have a shorter life expectancy than her. Just a lil' fyi.

Secondly, the idea that she will age faster than you is ludicrous and you being delusional, because YOU ARE 4-YEARS OLDER THAN HER.

Finally, if we were to put your photos side by side, we can most definitely tell who's older: YOU. I wouldn't be surprised if you're already spotting some greys either.

Finally finally, you don't love her, otherwise you wouldn't be asking this absurd question.

I mean, if she's too old for you to marry at 32, then she ought to think twice about marrying your ancient 36-year old behind.

You're being emotional here, are you the lady in question?

gladdensir:
Dirty state with dirty inhumane acts

Dirty thing you are.

GreatBoss:


Ijaws are larger than Igbo in population.

What kind of weed caused this confusion?

matrix199:


I'll let him go because he fails the test of reasoning/I.Q, which is an evaluation on its own. Only a mad man cares not or less of people's opinions about him.

You are wrong!

amnesty7:
And how many lives has atheism saved?

Reverse the question ❓

Amojii:
I can donate my sparm for free

How can you be so cheap?

Hassanmaye:

What a terrible experience! A gay! God forbid, please never ever consider this guy again it's one of the reason why he is lazy in bed is because he is draining his energy/sperm on another man, just look at this please so disgusting, sorry sis, I hate gay men but its sad that this alien culture has come to Nigeria!

How much is your hate worth, nothing.

NGArmyTerrorist:
Nawaoo! Have you seen him putting on pampers before? You're lucky to see it on time but you can take him for deliverance if you truly love him, then help him out most of this people don't really know what they're doing. But if you can't, go your way. Moreover, you too needs a deliverance; if you had ever chop his gbola and enjoyed it "asaaa" you need a serious deliverance believe me. Remember that your guy had this particular issue doesn't mean I have the same problem; I am normal and I hate anything that goes into anus and the only thing I like coming out from the anus is "my personal poo" apart from that forget it. As it is now, you need someone that will help to mend your heart.

The "pampers" story is just for ridicule, in reality most gay Men are very masculine and healthy. Stop ranting stereotypes and pause to learn more about the world we live in.

MartinsD12:

We the able men of nairaland sympathize with you on this , any man that is gay definitely will be wasting sperm there is going to be very weak in bed no wonder he doesn't last more that 4 minutes , gay people have shortage of sperm production, I advice you confront him peacefully to change his life and live straight and immediately take a walk out of the planned married infact leave that guy completely but help him to change his satanic lifestyle

Stop lying, a gay man can Bleep as good as any man. Any man can have erectile dysfunction, I suspect the OP is lying to ridicule the man, many women can be like that, how comes she never minded his "inadequate" dick, but wanted to marry him?
Tonto Dike, FFK's Chikwendu etc all said the same about the Ex lovers.

RxHero18:
Lol its quite unfortunate that this poor lady was dating a gay for 2 years without even realizing... This gay stuff is quietly penetrating into our society and nothing much is been done to stop it.

If you people had respected freedom of association and information, you will realize homosexuality even predates religion, is a biological phenomenon. But you keep pretending, " it's not African".

siofra:

This is what these redpillers do. 80% of the redpillers on this forum are homosexuals. Yeessss they are.


I'm sorry dear. Men are scum and useless. Disgrace him and tell all his friends. For two years he deceived you.

Since you're a very emotional woman I suggest you go to therapy because the months to come will not be easy for you at all.

But you'll heal and you'll be fine. Men areee scuuuummmm.

You don't mean well for her.

GurlFriend:
I see a bunch of threads here created by guys who see nothing good in the women folk, but if I start writing about the evils that men commit, the mods may move the thread to the literature section.

My Experience

I am pretty, well kept and groomed and at an age where although I may not be a spring chick, I am still young enough to attract attention from guys in their early 20s who have no qualms about toasting their elder sister's age mates. I have had my fair share lovers but I am currently sworn off men till such a time I recover from the trauma of my latest experience in the hands of the 'ejaculating gender.'

My now ex, let's call him Kingsley was supposed to be a godsent. He is fair, heavily bearded, handsome and a single father. He is also terrible in bed. TERRIBLE. He doesn't last more than 4 minutes, and once he reaches the four minutes mark, he spurts his disgusting seed into the condom and goes limp for the rest of the time with him. Even if I squeeze and massage his small member like bitter leave, he will remain limp like golden penny noodles.

That did not stop me from giving two years of my life to him because I genuinely loved him and felt I could cope with the terrible sex; man shall not live by nacks alone. I had met his family, he had met mine, we were literally 5 and 6. We fixed the wedding for January 8 next year. I'm looking at the stupid IV as I'm typing this.

So we closed for the year at my work place on December 24th and I decided to spend the evening with him. We had agreed that no more nights over till the wedding since it was barely a month away, so we might as well start living right before God. None the less, I had closed by 2pm, I didn't look forward to spending the whole evening in my hot apartment alone so I, against better judgement went to his place and let myself in. His line of work doesn't give him the luxury of closing early like me, so the apartment was also empty but he has a generator and AC.

I settled in, began watching movies on his laptop. I don't know the devil that pushed me to leave the film I was watching to start snooping through his files. In my two years of dating I have never gone through his phone or PC because if you cherish your peace of mind, never snoop through your partner's devices otherwise you will see things. What you are looking for, you will find it.

He has this folder in his laptop called 'Don Quixote.exe' which I see all the time. I asked him what it was some time back and he casually said they are program files and if I mess with them, I will disorganize his laptop. The same devil I had earlier mentioned pushed me to open Don Quixote, and behold, what did I see?

Gay porn. Man nacking man. Woman nacking woman. My fiance is gay, I think. Or bi-sexual. I don't know. My hands are shaking again.

I'm so hurt. Photos upon photos of homosexual and lesbian contents. But this is not where the story ends.

After the initial shock of these disgusting photos, I was confused, shocked, disappointed. I quickly shut down the laptop, prepared dinner (Indomie) and cried myself to sleep on the bed because I'm a very emotional person. I took Lexotan so I could sleep.

Around 10, I think, Kingley came back. He didn't know I was in the house because I left the lights off. He, however didn't come back alone. He came back with a guest. A male guest. I know this dude is his lover because I know him from the office and I have always been suspicious of his sexuality. What kind of masculine man wears purple skinny jeans and wiggles his bum when he thinks no one is watching? I also saw a TikTok video of this guy dancing, wiggling his bum and twirling his dreadlocks?

That is the colleague Kingley brought home by 10 in the night.

Anyway, Kingley walked into the bedroom, saw me and the guilt written all over his face made me ask him who was in the parlour with him after hearing another male voice. When he couldn't give a coherent answer, I went to the parlour and saw Uncle Purple Skinny jeans. Now added to the gay porn I discovered in his laptop, you will not blame me for having a meltdown. I yelled, screamed, cussed, threw his ring into the toilet and flushed it. I ordered Uber to my parents house that night and spent 25th chopping breakfast with tears.

Two years, with a bi-sexual man. Or maybe he is gay himself. I don't know. He has been begging me not to expose him to his family, but it's too late. I have told my family and they intend to formally let his family know that their daughter cannot marry a 'confused' man, as my father says.

What do men want?! Two years of my life, plus all the wedding expenses, gone down the drain. I am so heart broken and humiliated.

I don't want to say men are scum because I have a wonderful father and loving brothers, so I will leave it. I'm done with men.

How did he humiliate you? He cannot change, but wants love, a stable home and a partner, blame society for making him and his likes hide their true self.
You are over reacting, if we can reveal to you all men who are not just heterosexuals, you will faint, including some of your relatives.
He wanted to out himself to you stylishly, although it seems your meeting the other man is by accident.
Many gay men are married, off he had meant to hide it you will never know. Sorry for your discovery, your outing him may bounce back to hurt you too.

blazepascal:
Redpillers is the man a simp

Yes he is, you don't kneel to add to your responsibilities.

htdot:
The way nigeria yahoo boys no get shame for scamming na the same way nigeria gay no longer have shame for being gay.... God kill all these disgusting animals.

You may be one, search yourself.

Aanumi16:
Nairaland is the home of tribal bigots.

All of una dey craze

It's too much, just too much.

EdoFirstBorn:
Bi sexual man wants to sue his faggòt lover over outing his sexuality online...

With that his ninja turtle face...useless faggõt hugger.

Just imagine the disgusting filthy smelly vomit inducing , turd sandwich of a man loving up to a faggōt!
Sometimes terrorists have the right script o. If bokoharam suddenly started killing faggòts I would become their biggest fan

Broke Haram can start from hate-drunk people like you

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!


Are you telling me mompha is yanshing Bob's shit drooling anus? Can't imagine how these people do it, I once tried anal with one of my female fan that came to my hotel room for autograph, I was drunk and that her big ass dey enter my eyes, she just gave me biro and off her pants to sign on her ass, I had no choice than to bend her over and insert my 11inches no doubt she was enjoying it, na so I start to smell that kind smell wey person dey smell after inserting finger in the ass when we still small, omo I had to rush to the bathroom to wash my pweeq with dettol,

I gave her 100k and told her to leave immediately,
Things we go through as celebs

Sex is never absolutely neat, stop making a mole hill out of your fetish.

AGurlnoname:
Lol... Is it only men that have problems here? Everytime my wife this, my girlfriend that, my sister that. Oga you're a lazy man for you to come online to say such things about your wife. Go and hustle more and stop complaining about your poor wife.

Mod: keep quoting me guys, lol. Check the validity of this story, all is cock and bull story for clickbits, another thread to say vile things about women again. This same handler loves degrading and body shame women but well is a platform, everyone can say shiii.

Lmao.... Nairaland men are so emotional , see quotes abeg

Golddigging is not a good profession

Rtk5:
Men you need to hussle and if possible avoid marriage. The worst thing that can ever happen to a man is going broke.

Please I am not trying to poison anybody's heart. It is good to fall in love and marry the right partner. I tell you most solemnly, until things get bad, you will never know the real attitude of your partner.

I remember when I lost my job and things became so bad that I planned to kill my self on a certain day, what stopped me from committing suicide was I fell into a deep sleep that I didn't wake up till the next day at around 8am. On waking up i relaized that God did something to me that i couldn't explain till today and the thought of suicide vanished.

Back to my topic, there was a day during my times of trial and hardship that my wife told me she wanted to go and visit her male friend in his house, I stopped her by saying why will a married woman do that and you even have the guts to tell me. It ended in a fight, anytime we have any slight quarrel, she will pack her things and leave to her mum's place and the family always support her actions without knowing from me what happened.

There was a time when our child was just barely few months old, i left the house for an interview, i trecked about 3km to the venue, she left him at home and went to only God knows where, only for her to call me that she has left the house and my son for me, that i should get home before he wakes up from sleep, i couldn't wait for the interview to get to my turn, i begged a random person on the road and he gave me #1,000 that was after i begged more than ten different people with other refusing to answer me not to talk of helping. I ran home and thank God i met him just waking up. I took him back to the interview and a kind lady helped me with him until it got to my turn and i finished and went back home.

In the night at about 7pm while i was preparing to bath him, she entered the house and carried him to bath him, i didn't utter a word and i forgave her.

Guys, you need to see how thin i became during those trials, no single food to eat. I became a shadow of myself, i became so shy of walking in public because of how frustrated i became. I have many experiences but i rest my case here.

The sad reality right now is that we are still married, while the good is that things have improved 10times better than it has ever been but i've placed her where she belongs. The only thing stopping me from divorce is what people will say and my image. Do you know that honestly she hasn't learnt her lessons as she is still a problem to me, always nagging and i don't have peace in my own house.

Right now i'm on the process of divorce and i'm building resistance to whatever people will say.

Your last paragraph makes sense than your entire writing.

[quote author=Asquare84 post=108652753]This is the reason why we need to meet our pastor for strong prayers against natural disasters like this[/quote
So the pastor will do what?

joe4christ:


Fat lie from a liar. I've masturbated and have been masturbating for nearly 20yrs now. I'm very bearded and never lost a single beard. I'm not ashame of my act. It's my body and I do it to relieve myself of stress. It's better than raping or being filled with sexual lost.
And I masturbate like 6/7. And I'm more healthy than you are. I can bet my salary on that!

Same here.

KushLyon:

Odogwu

That's me

Stenewiser:
quit masturbation, it causes loss of hair, poeple will argue but that's the truth

Stop lying, I masturbate well, but I'm just too hairy.