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grandiose4ever:
To Doctors In The House.

I am a Covenant University graduate. Some years ago during my 200L I enrolled for a course themed "CHM212: Physical Chemistry". After the semester end, half of the class failed the course miserably. So we retook the course in 300 Level as a "carryover", then I failed this course again. Then in 400L I enrolled for this course again.

This time around I read severely for the course because a failure would amount to an extra year. But when I got to the exam hall and opened the questions, much of it looked like Arabic to me. I couldn't even make sense of what the question was talk more of what the answers could be. Beyond writing my name, I could only attempt a few questions.

Looking around I could see how the 200 level Chemistry students where flipping papers. I could only curse my own department for making us enroll to Chemistry courses that were of little relevance to my department. To make things worse, some of these 200 level students where requesting for extra papers and I was wondering why anyone would need extra papers.

From afar it was clear that my 400L class mates also retaking the course where equally in disarray. One was sweating under AC, the other had that look - you know that look of a clueless person who was certain of failure and the last was making unsuccessful attempts to 'giraffe' another student. Some minutes later, some people started submitting scripts, then the principal supervisor declared 10 minutes more for the rest of us.

The moment she made that declaration, it was as though the reality of an extra year came blaring at my face. I could feel tension surging down my body from neck down and then my muscles contracted. Two seconds before, I was now certain I was going to have an ejaculation. I immediately held my head and pretended as though I was having a painful headache as one or two people looked my way wondering why I had a 'squirting face' and was in apparent discomfort.

After the ejaculation I felt peace of mind. So I immediately stood up and dashed towards the exit with my almost blank papers in hand covering my groin. I submitted and ran back to my hostel room before anyone could notice any wet spurt on my trousers. I changed over and ran back to Chapel begging God for even a D so I can graduate.

Glory to God, when the results came out I had a D - which is the minimum grade you could evade a carryover/extra year at CU.

But till today I wonder why and how I could have had that disgustingly embarrassing experience. I would be grateful if Doctors or Biologist could explain why such a thing would happen to me at an examination. I would like to know if anyone has experienced anything remotely close to that. Thank you for your time

It happened to me when I sat for English the second time in WAEC, the anxiety built up within me, the examination was good, I was very prepared, but when I was informed I have 30 minutes I was tensed and was rushing to finish, the feeling was good and orgasmic, luckily I always wear original cotton pants.

WriterNig:
🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇻🇦

How is wearing a suit a sign of respect?

mecuries:
in a better society, she would have had the p*nis cut off

There is no need for that.

ScotHarvath:
Sex is another issue, I always have to beg for it and when I raised the issue in anger she said I can be going to get it from other girls.

I really don’t think most Nigerian girls deserve or want a cool headed man. They will show you shege.

Thinking back and seeing only the things I did I can only can myself a fool. Helping with the chores, helping with the kids, revealing everything about my finances to her, standing up to her family for once admonishing her, spending too much time with her and trying to make her my everything.


Friends have taught me a lot in this life which I why I chose to avoid friends and focus on my wife and family but this woman is making those same guys I abandoned for her call me a fool.


If there’s an altercation, she turns on off the TV and sound system so the neighbors can hear everything.


Is it wrong to be a good man and want your wife to be your best friend.

If this marriage finally fails, the next woman I will date will see another version of me

I swear you are annoying.
You don't generally treat women like equals, except a mother, a boss, a supervisor, or an elder female relative.

ebubeson:
But your parents can be healed of HIV. But I don't know if you are a Christian. Try this in one week and tell them to test again. You can help them since they are not strong.

Do 7 Days Midnight prayers for them. From 12:00 am to 2am. What should you pray about? But first tell them to repent and accept Jesus Christ. You also should do so.

Pray this for those seven days and hold same bottle of water for 7 days as you bless the water each day in the name of Jesus Christ.

(1) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I break all covenants my Dad and Mum entered with the spirits, powers, viruses and demons of HIV and Aids in Jesus name. Amen. 2hours (Day 1).

(2) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I destroy all dedications my Dad and Mum entered with the spirits, powers, viruses, demons of HIV and Aids in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Day 2).

(3) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I destroy the legal grounds, hand writings, decrees, judgements, evil case files my Dad and Mum have with the spirits, powers, viruses, demons of HIV and Aids in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Day 3)

(4) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I cast out the spirits, viruses, demons, powers of HIV and Aids in the soul, spirit, body and life of my Dad and Mum in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Day 4)

(5) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I replace the blood, cells, DNA of my Dad and Mum with the Blood of Jesus Christ in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Day 5)

(6) By the Power in the Blood of Jesus Christ, I use the Blood of Jesus Christ to speak better things and to speak HIV Negative into the blood of my Dad and Mum in Jesus name. Amen. 2 hours (Days 6)

(7) Lord Jesus, I thank you for changing the HIV status of my Dad and Mum in Jesus name. Amen. 1 hour.
Give your parents the water to drink and go for a re-test for HIV Negative.

Story story.

Cooolme:
Greetings everyone. This festive season, I traveled to my family house and noticed something.

We rented out the 2 bedroom in our compound to this couple with a little girl around 4 year old I think.

Understand that my lil Bro (10) is the last born, so he stays with my Mom and 3 other of my sisters including the eldest. He is very close to our last sister (13), they do literally everything together.

So I noticed whenever our last sister plays with this our neighbour's kid, my lil Bro leaves whatever he's doing to join them. He grew up with the ladies in the house though cos My dad is late so I'm more like the father figure now. I don't live with them, the 2nd boy (17) lives with me and is in the university at my state of residence. This is a new estate we moved into and unlike our former estate where he goes out to play with his peers at the play ground, this one is very quiet and more like OYO (on your own).

Normally, there's a gaming console in the house and also a desktop computer, put them all in the house last year, he could make use of that whenever he's bored but he choose to play with the girls. My Mom doesn't have a problem with that but I don't want him to start behaving like a girl or something, so I'm considering putting him in a good boarding school cos he's too young to come stay with me at the moment.

Also looking out for the best way possible to handle this, need advice from mainly parents please.

Thanks.

Don't project your insecurities on an innocent boy.

santaclaws:
What steps did you guys take to help him develop masculine traits as a child? You see a boy acting like a little girl, y'all should have made sure he did more manly things like playing sports with males and generally reminding him that he's a boy. You don't allow a boy play with dolls, it's very wrong.

It may be a bit late now but there is nothing God cannot do. You all just need to pray for him cos if he's already having gay intercourse, then it's a serious issue... Nevertheless, God can change anyone.

Most gay people are actually masculine, athletic or heavily built, many are family men, it changes nothing.

You cannot do anything about it, support him and advice him about his safety, you cannot change a man's sexuality.

Jennyclay:
The heart of a broke man is dangerously wicked and evil .

My hatred for broke men knows no bounds.

You are wrong, it's not about poverty, it's about mindset.

MTNnews:
Hate will not kill you igbos.
To the well meaning Nigerians that think Igbos only hate Fulani Hausa Yoruba you can see that Delta n Akwa ibom weren't spared in this clown bigoted criticism.

If I list abandoned project in Igboland I will still be listing till Jesus return but I rather not be consumed with endemic n irredeemable hate like the OP.

The Eko Atlantic you badmouth tomorrow igbos will claim the built it that is how despicable a pig the OP is.

Just shut up, it's not about any tribe.

Stop listening to her and stop trying to impress her, let her feel your absence, concerned on yourself, she will learn.

In Kaduna here I have visited 44 Army Reference Hospital, the pathological department of the hospital too, St. Gerard Catholic hospital mortuary. Their was no vacancy at that time.
I am a Law graduate, no law school yet, but I always love to work in Human rights and dispute resolution institution s, Humanitarian institutions and Emergency services, this includes mortician services.
I don't care about what I do as long as I earn a living and impact humanity and the earth positively.
Anyone with connection can help me, I am willing to travel.

helinues:
The illiterate people don dey go drag Pakistan land with the indigenes.

Why is it hard for some Nigerians to respect their host?

Your illiteracy is top notch.

She wants to frustrate me to leave her house, but I am leaving after the expiration of my rent, she doesn't even know when I will be going out.

Kobojunkie:
Wetin your landlady do wey land her in the cell?,

I am encouraged to know there are sensible beings in Nigeria still. If people like you can take it on themselves to educate others--- become influences-- on how to stand up for self, that would be great.

I don't owe her rent, I paid her a lump sum of her rent in transfer, then the smaller balance in cash, my rent will expire by February.
Then KAEDC disconnected our power supply, after a 3 days notice to pay, I gave her son money for illegal disconnection they demanded, before we pay the bill, then she cut my power supply for not paying, whereas she did not pay a dime to KAEDC, I warned her but she bluntly refused, many time my bill is just money I dash her because they do illegal connection a lot.
Then I called the police, because she cut me off for one week, she was evading the police and not picking her calls.
On that fateful morning, by 3:00am , I disconnected the power supply from the electric pole, the whole house was thrown into darkness. She is a very violent woman, she brought guys to deal with me, broke my iron door, I ran inside for my safety, she even brought a soldier, I refused opening my door, while I recorded everything, she was threatening to send me to mortuary.
She locked me from outside, and only opened the padlock for the soldiers, imagine the fool. I called my people, added to the fact that the a complaint has already been lodged with the police.
She thought I don't have people, her case was so bad she was disgraced, spent so much money and apologized to me and the police. I had to withdraw the my complaint out pity, and she undertook never to intimidate me, as I was coming back home on the day she was released my power supply was connected with properly, even with tape, I had paid my normal electric bill too, she hasn't paid to KAEDC, but I don't mind, the shame made her calm down.

LikeAking:
You guys shud stop fighting with ya landlords and land lady’s..

Do you have mental issue?

hopexter:
Igbo people worship money too much which is their biggest problem, they have basically made every other thing that is more important secondary. How can a woman from Delta state be leading Ndigbo women? So the main igbo women from the east has no qualifications for such position? Odiegwu

How can you be this stupid?

My landlady just left the police cell yesterday, after being taken there since the day before yesterday morning.
Your recording is important take it to the police, my voice recording turned the case against her.

Supreme145:
I've been dating my girlfriend for over 18 months now and it has been a bumpy ride. One major I issue I have had with her has been her relationship with other men. She spends a lot of time in my place and each time we have issues her one stop solution is to go out and see other guys.

In fact 90% of our issues have come from this same relations with other men. When I complain she makes it look like I am insecure and overly jealous. I have made it known to her that it's wrong to go on dates with other guys when you are in my place especially when we have issues. She would always insist that they are just friends.

She recently got a job close to my house so she had to move in though she's barely at home cos the work is a 8am to 8pm job. She insisted on the job cos she would be able to learn her desired skills while been paid though the pay is very poor.

She would come home and gist me about how guys have been asking her out in her work place and all. Yesterday she even showed a number that a guy wrote for her on a piece of paper and asked her to call him. We later had a minor disagreement cos I saw her sitting on the floor trying to burst a boil on her laps, she started scolding me that I shouldn't be starting at a woman's private part like that, I pointed out that she had panties on and I was just concerned cos I saw something that looked like a drop of blood on the tiles. This resulted in an argument so I just ignored her.

I later observed her copying out the number given to her on her phone amidst other giggles while chatting with other guys online. I overheard her talking to a guy she just met about him coming to pick her up today so she could follow him to church and then go to work from there. This is someone that have never attended church anytime she costs even though a Catholic church is just a stone throw from my house. I voiced out my displeasure and she said I had no right to interfere in her business since I was giving her attitude.

It rained this morning so she couldn't go to church as planned but I am worried that I am dating a terrible flirt and this is someone I am thinking of getting married to. I had to chat her up at work to complain but she still saw nothing wrong with her relationship with other male folks and told me that I am just being insecure and anytime we have issues she would still leave the house cos she can't stay in a house with someone giving her attitude.

I told her I would no longer continue with the relationship since she sees her attitude as normal and she dosen't give me peace of mind which every man craves for. She started guilt tripping me and talking plenty but I already made up my mind. I can't deal with am unrepentant flirt.

Do you guys think I am over reacting?

You aren't overreacting rather you are complacent, dump her immediately or continue dey play.

azraeljaheel:
Good idea to have to signatures?

One is for public documents, one is for private and personal documents.

I have 2 signatures, not exactly beautiful, but almost impossible to recreate bu another person.

mediclife1987:
Chei! So sorry about that man.

Me wan try start for one small area with #1M.

Do you think it would be enough?

Very well.

mediclife1987:
Which did you settle for eventually, and how's the business going?

I didn't start, too many life issues.

taylor88:
I LOVE LESBIANISM


Where I get problem na penis to penis


I fit kill you for that one

Lack of sense.

Afonjanistan:
She got what she wanted so where is the sad news here??

Idiot.

And you think even the UK is safe enough to hide in after your MONUMENTAL act of wickedness and betrayal against such a personality? Such unprecedented cruelty and coldness of heart?

I don't know Ekweremadu's ways and means, or if he has a sufficiently vengeful grown son with ways and means. Because... HMMM.

Grrrh.

Bootlicker, go give them your own organ.

Babaibe:
You are mad, and in honesty, it shows that common sense is not even common. Peter Obi who is a tax evader in the united state, a pathological liar who invested state fund as personal fund with fidelity bank. An 8 years governor with no landmark achievement other than lies and propaganda. He has no mandate. If you like, you and your bittered Igbo people can commit suicide. Ojukwu has once scarificed you during your selfish Biafra war. Tinubu is the president-elect, and he will rule for 8 years. Afterwhich, power will return to north and back to south-south. Useless and power toxic igbos will never rule Nigeria.

HBP is not far from you.

Kilometres:
That's Yoruba for you.

They always appreciate and acknowledge others.

Assuming it was an Igbo person now... he will start beating chest that he is a strong politician even if the movement helped a bit

Tribalism and stupidity is too much for one person.

Tflex01:
It is easy to win in Hausa territory if you don't call their territory a no man's land.

Stop justifying your shameless tribalism.

jumper524:
most of the voters weren't aware who she was, she even stopped campaigning at a point so her identity won't trigger some level of sentiment.

Truly.

jumper524:
Ireti was never the choice of the FCT people.
The Obidient movement took advantage of the people's love for Obi.
They took the FCT people for granted. The people of FCT were blinded by the Obidient crowd movement, and just like how celebrities felt betrayed on banky w, that's how the FCT locals felt on Aduda.
If election is to be reconducted again in Abuja, my friend yahaya who own a block industry would try as much as possible to denarket the labour party he once admired.
He had a positive intention of thinking obi is his candidate while Aduda of the PDP for senate, little did he know that the Obidients had an agenda of voting Eluu p from top to buttom.
Despite the voters education being melted out by the PDP in my ward, the LP party had over 300votes for presidency while having 263 for senate. The locals were betrayed, they were used and dumped by the crowd mentality.
Funny enough the APC came second with over 83 votes there. My vicinity used to be a pdp stronghold in the past, not even in 2015 did Apc win there.

Was there enough publicity on that, I am not in Abuja, but I think Adidas has overstayed his welcome, the Gbagis could have sponsored a young and pupular candidate, whether in LP or not.

booblacain:
So "Obidients movement", a so called igbo movement, helped a Yoruba woman to win in a Hausa territory. Wonders.

Not Hausa, it's Gbagi land, and the Gbagi are not killing people for it.