₦airaland Forum

MrTolu:
I know Accion MFB like the back of my hand. They only want marketers same thing they did last year. You'll all pass the test don't worry. After the test you'd be told to find a guarantor that earns at least with N2.5million yearly.

Then you'd sign a bong for 2 years not to leave them or your guarantor shall repay N2million to them. You'll then be given a marketing target with N40,000 monthly salary.

Hahahahahaha... Thanks my guy for this info. The only work available in Nigeria is marketing.

wizaro:
Brother u ve to stop telling her d I love you whatever if she tells u fine ur reciprocate if not forget it... U know most women don't know wat dey want and like. #teamcomplicated.... I ve not experienced such though like #cutehector I pretend not to hear it too wen told by a girl and dey complain am with anoda girl dats y I don't reply d truth is am tired of d word... I hear it from dem like d flow of water from d tap.. Jus package even without pepper.... If u be fine Bobo too na advantage to get I love uuuuu uuuuuu.... We ball @team cute hectares team wizaro

I can't predict her, i don't know her mind. I'm confuse too.

chiboy1928:
Go and make money dude and when u finally arrived she would be d one callin and telling u I love u sooner or later u will so get tired of the word "I love u". Tank me later.

You make point. Thanks

Mjshexy:
Bros pls just stop saying I love u to her, if she vexes allow her & give her some space, in fact start saying those words to someone else jokingly in her presence, that will make her a little jealous & start doing d needful

Thanks, i think i can try this.

chi4ik4:
if she is below 18, just endure, she will change but if she is above 18, my dear run for your life if u really wanna marry her. then if u don't intend to marry her, then play along. lastly, U CAN'T BEG SOMEONE TO LOVE YOU...

I don't know if i have been carried-away by her kindness and care. She is just too caring.

kaziblake:
Op she is just shy You are in the right relationship and she loves you

Thanks dear

chiboy1928:
Go and make money dude and when u finally arrived she would be d one callin and telling u I love u sooner or later u will so get tired of the word "I love u". Tank me later.

I think love should exceed money. I will try. Thanks

My girl always want me to say i love you to her. The problem is when i told her i love you she is not responding like i love you too and she has not say i love you to me before. I don't know if I'm in a wrong relationship because i expected her to know what to do. But She is caring. I don't know if she is deceiving me. What should I do? Please i need a good advice.

jewelbaby55:
I rather die! Than to vote PDP in. God forbid.. Other parties no dey?

You rather die? Please debunk that statement. Whether u vote pdp or not u will not die.

We have good roads here in Akwa Ibom state and the State govt hv not toll any road and the roads are well maintained. Small children in nairaland are celebrating high increase of tax. With all the money budgeted for road construction and maintenance what are they been using the money for? Becos lagos tolled their roads does not mean all the roads in the country should be tolled. Lagos is the most corrupt State in Nigeria. With all the Internal and federal Revenue Allocations to the State they still have minds to toll road again. And some small children here are celebrating.

We south-south are not part of Biafra. If they want us to be part of Biafra there must be negotiation and agreement. The number is; the name Biafra must be changed. 2. Portharcourt would be the federal capital territory. 3. Each state will manage their resources.

Ibibios begat the Efiks. Efiks emigrate from Uruan. Am proudly Uruan man and am happily Ibibio. Ibibio is the mother of all their dialects.

Op you have done a every nice and wonderful research. Keep it up. Oron, Eket, Annang, Efik etc are all from Ibibio. They can't deny the fact. Well done sir!

naijaguy77:
Are you sick? Since when did Oron people become Ibibio? And since when did Oro language or even Efik language become an Ibibio dialect?

Just consider the following facts:

1) Oro people speak oro language, they also generally understand Efik language but only because the bible was first translated into Efik, so the missionaries used Efik to spread the gospel. Even in the most rural parts of Oro, people can understand efik, but ibibio is some irritating sound that no one relates to.

2) Ibibio is a dialect of Efik, not the other way around. Efik is the main language, it is understood by everyone, Efiks, Oros, Ibibios, Anangs, etc. The Efik bible is what is used from Ikot Ekpene to Ikot Ansa, so I wonder which alternate universe you live in where Ibibio is a language and Efik is a dialect?

3) What are the characteristics of a language, as opposed to a dialect? Efik is studied in university, Efik has poetry and artistic music from Inyang Nta Henshaw to Peter Effiom, plays and playwrights, literary luminaries, Professors of Efik language such as E.N. Amaku, Efik alphabets and etymology. Jesus, what is ibibio? Ibibio is a barbaric dialect of the efik language.

Comparing Efik and Ibibio is like comparing Queens Engligh to Pidgin English, just because more idiots speak pidgin English doesn't make it the language, it is still the sub-language/dialect of proper English.

Maybe becuase you have started getting some oil money (which you don't even produce a drop of oil, oil is produced by Oros, Ibenos, and Obolos) and you are no longer houseboy and housegirl, you think you can come on nairaland and denigrate other people's culture and language? You better think again.

The Ibibios, up until recently, have been something of 2nd class citizens in that region. Because they live in the hinterland (despite being in a predominantly Riverine/coastal region) , they had the following misfortunes:

1) The Efiks and Oros are coastal people and their main commodity during the slave trade era were ibibios. They sold ibibios to Europe slave traders and this led to the generally perception of the ibibios as inferior. Since they had no access to the coast and were mere commodity.

2) During the colonial and missionary era, the Europeans first settled in the coast - Lagos, Calabar, Oron etc. Because of this, Education and Administrative generally went to people from the coastal regions, hence the reason why you find the oldest schools in these areas - Hope Waddell Training Institute Calabar, Methodist Boys High School Oron, St. Patrick's College Calabar, Kings College Lagos, etc. Because of this, the ibibios had no access to Education until the late 20th century. This naturally placed them at a disadvantage to the Efiks and Oros, who are coastal people and had earlier interaction with Europeans, embraced western education early, etc.

Today, you see jokers come on the internet to proclaim a barbaric dialect as a language. Can you tell us even one seminal work done in the ibibio dialect? None. You think a sound is considered a language because it is chanted by numerous monkeys?

What a joke.

The main language of the Lower Cross River Basin is EFIK. The dialects of Efik include Ibibio and Anang. Some related languages to Efik are Oro and Ibeno.

Oron would continue to serve the Ibibios till time immemorial. We rule you and nothing you can do. We are ur masters so you have to serve us. We control the Aks and all its resources. Plz if you cnt accept this fact go and hug transformer. God gave us that authority and power to rule and control you. So you can't help. It is not ur fault, sorry. Thankz.

Nursy:
I just hope those babies I have been delivering in my dreams are not spirit children o.

Please don't waste any time see a deliverance minister of the gospel. Those spirits children need to be killed so that you can have ur Physical children. As far as those spirit children are there, you may not be able to have children in a real world. You need deliverance. Just contact any anointed deliverance minister of the gospel. God bless you.

Mprepz:
Enyeama did not try.... Am 4rm AkwaIbom and Enyeama was just too proud!

You speak like a fool. Are you telling me Enyeama shud hv not gone to burry his mother? Coming back he was to be demoted? Plz use ur head well.

Why is Buhari complaining? Was not that the same Aso Rock that Yar'adua stayed? Jihad is smelling.

ddippset:
amaechi worked for Jonathan to be kicked out and he succeeded. As buhari's campaign director general and financier amaechi and tinubu are seen as the 2 biggest masterminds of jonathan's booting back to otuoke. That's why in the wailers' diaries, those 2 are the most hated men.

How did Amaechi kick Jonathan out? When he couldnt win in his own polling unit for Apc. Amaechi is a worst loser. He lost in all the elections both in the federal and the state, he lost even in LGA elections. And you are telling me he kicked Jonathan out.

Sylva image have been damaged in Bayelsa and Nigeria. So he can't win any election. I served in Bayelsa as a corper when Sylva was a governor. Bayelsa people hate him. Apc should look for another person. Sylva can't win a councillor seat election even in his ward.

jonaji:
Know your genotype before you say yes to that
handsome guy and beautiful lady whom you
wish to spend the rest of your life with.

Genotype and It's Appropriate Suitor:

AA + AA = Excellent

AA + AS = Good

AA + SS = Fair

AS + AS = Bad

AS + SS = Very Bad

SS + SS = Extremely Bad (In fact, don't try it).


#SickleCellAwareness

Pls share with others...

Thnkz dear, atimes it is dificult to ask at d initial stage of the relationship

robosky02:
Port Harcourt is greadually become the home of football

40,000 seater capacity stadium

(aka Adokiye A miesimaka Stadium)

Please that stadium does not reach even 20,000 seaters. I watch world cup qualifier match there yesterday, S. Leon vs Cote'dvoir. The stadium look somehow local. No way to be compared with Uyo stadium.

Oh! The End of Chelsea as come

There is this girl i met on facebook about 2months ago. Today we hookup. She is very beautiful to my taste, and i love her. I pray the relationship last.

Congratulatoions

Akpabio remain d best performed governor. Fashola executed painting and cosmetic projects in Lagos. You can't compare d qualities of projects here in Uyo with that of renovating and painting in Lagos. For ur info i hv stayed lagos.

During Abacha regime Nigeria was listed among the poorest countries in the world. Infact we were the 13th most poorest countries. Poverty was another name for Nigeria during his regime.

We need self goverment. The north should go and cultivate in their deserts, we are tired to feed them with our oil money.

0GBUEFI:
This is three years after you made this comment ... Akpabio hasnt built the Ibaka seaport and he is leaving office in few weeks time. Is it suffice to say that you lot have been scammed?

He is still better than many governors. He still remain one of the best.

Congrats my incoming Governor! You really deserve it. With Your experience in banking sector, you can equally transform and industrialize Akwa Ibom State. Congrats once again the ex-DG Zenith Bank Plc! PDP.........Power!!

PDP won in all the local government in Akwa Ibom. Accounted for 90% votes. Likewise in Cross River.

Yorubas are the most confused human being i have ever seen.

UTILITYMAY:
Before being MILITARY Head of State, he had been Governor of one of the Northern States (under Obasanjo’s Military government) as well as Minister for Petroleum. He later served as Chairman of PTF under Abacha.

He is a no-nonsense man, hence you can never see anyone accuse him of corruption..

In his time as Head of State, he did not implement Sharia law; he reduced inflation from 23% to 4%, by fiscal discipline and a homegrown economic team (not achieved under any other era, even military).

He is the only former head of state that does not own property or land in Abuja .

Despite serving in senior capacity in the oil sector, first as Minister for Petroleum and then Petroleum Trust Fund, Buhari has no petrol station, much less a rig, refinery or an oil block like so many of our leaders. He could have retired into nauseating opulence like most of his counterparts (IBB or Danjuma or even OBJ) but didn't.

He refused to collect an allowance while serving as Chairman of the PTF because he said since he was already drawing a pension from government, his conscience would not allow him to draw another salary from the purse of the same government.

His personal driver of many years is a Christian from Plateau State!

JJ Rawlings of Ghana took over 2yrs before him, and killed all the corrupt leaders, while Buhari only sentenced the corrupt leaders here to prison.

I hope this makes sense to you or is it story for the gods?

#VoteWisely

This same man (GMB) said Abacha didn't steal any money. Him saying that mean he is more corrupt than the Abacha.