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Sexytemi: we never had anything intimate, so no b am, I heard cuz he's my first love.

Dis is y I hate most girls, dey never agree dat dey had anything intimate even when dey have done series of abort*on 4 d guy. D one wen pain me pass na when a single mother dey claim virgin

uzolexis: So cause i'm dating a guy I can't av another guys pix on my DP?? Any guy that tries 2 rule my life that way I would dump his ass so fast he won't know what hit him. I dated a guy like dat,so possessive,always wanted his pix on my Dp, it shows that he lacks self confidence and nothing turns me off than a man who does not believe in himself. He was always putting my pix on his DP n I told him to stop,d relationship is btw both of us,d whole world does not need 2 know our business and before we met each other we had friends so why would I push my friends aside(male or female) cause I met you. He started putting other gals pix n thought I would feel bad,i no even send and he was d one that got worried at d end. I believe in myself and any guy would be lucky 2 have me, I don't expect you 2 ban ur female friends cause u met me,just give me d respect I deserve that's all.

U never see anything, at angle 90 u r right but at any other angle u r wrong

Ok let's start.
If I say piom piom, u guys will say kpara numa!!

Piom piom
Kparanuma
Piom piom piom piom, kparanuma
Piokuru ede, kparanuma
Ede ana eri eri, kparanuma
Msi ya, kparanuma
Onye akala ogiri, kparanuma
Onye igbirigbi mmor, kparanuma. Am tireeeed

safarigirl: I don't have an ex.

U wen dem don brake ur heart tire, ur finger tells much about you, (not ur nails o)

berem: Sanusi Lamido Sanusi will forever be respected as the CBN governor who made charges on ATM withdrawals absolutely free.

God bless His Royal Majesty!

And so?
Why didn't he do it at d beginning of his tenure?
He only wanted to make things hard for who ever succeeds him. 5000nairanote

glitest: I can bet heaven and earth that he isn't my father.
1. The man hate any social website. All he does is read MFM prayer points, and daily Nigerian news online...Mostly the political and health section.
2. The man self no get him own perosnal email address..Him dey share ham wife him wife.All he does is check his emails, send emails.( which I often help him with).

3. I know every pasword of his....Na mi set ham up for ham.

Girls can reveal. I like ur type sha, no pretence

charlesbright: wow


this is why people fail exams.. question says "How many legs do you see" not how many legs has an elephant..

As for me I can see five legs there. chikena
As for the logs of wood, there are 3 and 4 logs there depending on what angle you're looking from. it's was Photoshoped for that purpose so no definite number is right.
As for the first pics, I think there are 8 animals there..

This exactly what I also observed

Our problem is not mikel but keshi. I used to b a great keshi fan but d man has lost it, he doesn't know how to change games, I wonder if he is d one dat coached nigeria against ivory coast in d nations cup where we play possession and tactical football, these days mikel and onazi just keep throwing long passes to d opponents, very predictable!

This topic will move from LSG&FG to tribal just watch. Naija I dey hail una o

This topic will move from LSG&FG to tribal just watch

Larrey: sup majekodunmi?

U r my type of a woman in terms of physical appearance. U r cute!

missbronze: Hahaha.

Jealousy.

U r fine in face but y is ur tommy so fatttttt If u aren't preggy then u r uggggglllllyyyyyyyy

If u ask me, I would say d OP is d girl in question. U better choose one b4 it's too late

sexzskil: There was once a guy who came to scot with two of the guys in my compound when he came to write post utme. All the whole girls in the compound were into him cos he was so cute. Later, i also fell deeply in love with him, gave him all the greenlight but he was acting too rigid and gentle. Later on, i got obsessed with him, so that i became a dunce. But he was a psycho. One day he got angry, slapped my face, then went farther by slapping my head with my necklace. Maybe he got drunk that day... But later later, i began to thoroughly hate him. These were my top signs that i was so into him then.

1. I compliment him! Ladies never complement a guy to their face, no no, except they just too jovial with a particular guy. Even before we started talking, i compliment his facial structure, hairstyle, dress and all that.

2. I look into his eyes whenever the slightest opportunity shows up. Here is one thing, mature ladies always stare at men's eyes they interested in. The case maybe slightly different with teenage girls.

3. I cook him food specially. Now this was more than a green light. Do you know what it means when a lady, a girl, cook indomie for you, not only that, she cooked mere indomie for 30 minuites to the extent her room mates were complaining, ''Deree,do yu want to cook that indomie to death?'' I know what am saying.

3. I bite my lower lip a lot whenever i see him dressed. I do wish he can home into me right away, u know what i mean!

4. I call him. I am an arrogant girl, i never flash guys.

5. I laugh so deeply, showing my widest grin when he tries an attempt at humour, regardless how unhillarious the attempt is, and if really the comment was hillarious, i laugh my a.s.s off so that i cry.

6. I always disturb him to buy me something whenever he goes out.

7. My friends usually tell him i'm single and searching. I occassionally give a passive objection. (I was actually dreaming of marrying that dude. He became my personal celebrity; my fantasy!)

But the guy fell off big time at the end. He was obviously deeply into me too, but he was too egoistical and ''gentle''. At the end, he faced the biggest embarrassment of the year. I felt nothing for him ever agaiN.

Hmmmmm, T0000MUCHGREENLIGHTendswithREDLIGHT

mrham03: that one will be received during practicals. Lol

Lolz, u have a point there

Kinkybraids: What about the other 20%

D remaining 20% is for d gods, wats important is dat u got an A

UjSizzle: Hehehe I don't think I have an answer to that. Haven't been interested in men for a relationship for so long, and the last time, I was positively responsive (to an extent though)

Not like 'positively responsive' isn't vague enough

Just wait till I say "I like you a lot", "I'm in love with you" or "Do you think we'd make a good couple" and I'm NOT smiling and literally breathless


If I don't say anything, pls don't toast me. It means I've not even begun having compound interest in you.

Oh and there's that shy smile.
Maintain eye contact briefly, then look away and give that silly half smile (the one where only the left corner is used)
I can't help that one.
I'm generally shy around people I'm very very attracted to.

So u know wat we were implying but just want to form small

Kinkybraids: Im loving this Topic...the comments are too funny

Personally I think the following are 'green light' moments

1. When you look across the room and your eyes lock and she doesnt look away but challenges you and smiles... its hard to keep eye contact so if she does then its a clear sign she wants you to come say hi

2. My personal favorite is coming up with excuses to always talk to him... like borrowing a book, or something that I will have to return to you. If she is always doing this then its a sure sign

3.When you are talking to a guy and as you laugh you tap on his arm ...

4. If she is always looking sexier than normal when she has to meet with you then its obvious she is trying to impress you...

5. I really think the smile says it all... I personally have this 'unique' smile that i only show when im with someone I like. Its sort of a shy smile...like im 'blushing' ... I think many girls use this

Lastly my personal favorite when she offers to pay for stuff...including your stuff, girls dont mind using the money of guys that they dont like but when a girl likes you she will try to make sure you dont spend unnecessarily.

I would score u 80% on this. Tnx

TundeCole: Compare Tiwa with AS..wetin? bros, if na joke stop am o. even if u serious... STOP AM.

Tiwa Savage is incredibly talented, no doubt, but ASA is way high more talented than any artist , male or female Nigeria of present has to offer now.
You doubt me? Do a research on ASA!!!

I beg to differ, she is more talented dan any other female but not more dan my 2baba.

Tiwa wins everything for me. Seyi is not what I call beauty because she is only beautiful when coated with make ups. But am surprised dat most pipu are opting for seyi in terms of beauty, so mayb am wrong.

egift: Yes. Anyone, anything can do a better job than the failure in Aso Rock. The first way to solve a problem is to remove the Source.

By removing the folks enriching themselves and exploiting the situation is one sure step to resolve this insecurity situation. How can his best solution be demanding for a billion dollar Loan? What has he done with the over a Tillion naira budget? BTW, once he is gone, nobody will be shielding the Sponsors again (How many Boko Haram sponsors prosecuted and convicted in a competent court for more than 5 years of being in power?).

How do u know d sponsors? U tink dey convict people without evidence?

Am single because.....

She is good. Watch her in phone swap n u will like her more. She also did well in mr & mrs but she hasn't done half of what genevieve, omotola,bimbo akintola, mercy johnson, rita dominic, kate henshaw and stepheny okereke has done in terms of interpreting films. We r already too used to the above names that's y we seem to forget them easily.

ayindejimmy: You are assuming The Aussi went to BH members and asked them, 'pls Mr Shekau, kindly tell me those Nigerians who sponsor ur activities?'
the man was revealing his findings. What he uncovered while dealing with BH.
But sadly, this's Nigeria where truth is bitter. And certain ppl have already been dimed guilty online

Did you read what the man said at all? HE said he asked some of the high rank BH officials and they revealed. He never said he did any investigation. And y do u think its a reliable source? Did u know he also mentioned sanusi? NOW I ask u, if U r a BH member will u reveal the source of ur income to ur enemy?

koboko66: Omo igbo...i pity u badly. After the Northerners, your tribe has been worst hit by these demons....yet are here talking thrash. You are really a foolish person

Omo yoruba... Omo APC, Did u not hear d man also mentioned sanusi, who else is d leader of CBN dat has been removed by GEJ. And who hired d negotiator? I suspect Obj because he used him during his tenure and four months ago Obj was interested in d Chibok girls n dats d time d man was hired and u know Obj is an APC man by heart.
And not against investigating d military man but Mr Davis is just vibrating based on hasty conclusion and deception. Shekau will b happy now dat he has set up his enemies. Yes enemies because Sherif did not keep to his agreement with bokoharam and Ihejirika killed his fighters

[quote author=udatso]So? Are you saying he did more than he was asked? And it's bad?
So has he released the girls? How did he do more dan he was asked. And who even asked him? The Fed govt said they didn't hire him. Or may be APC hired him and told him pipu to mention as d sponsors without any evidence. Illiteracy in nigeria!!! DAVIS need to provide evidence, Boko haram did not give him d girl but dey deceived him by giving him d names of his enemies. what kind of hostage negotiator can be easily deceived by unlearned terrorists

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Yea

I love cats! Ours fights with our pitbull dog everytime, brave animal.

I support d governors because I don't trust Ribadu at all. He was sent by APC to win and bring back dat state for them, hat explains why TinuBu n BuharI were praising him and keeping silent respectively upon his defection.

Berem = smelling bombom = missugly1ofnairaland = rottenteeth

Virtually everybody on this forum knows she isn't more dan 19 but jealousy and hate won't allow dem to agree. Just because u forged ur own doesn't mean she forged her's