₦airaland Forum

Must it be pastors?




This must be specialized in tempting any one call MANOF GOD.


Lol

I said the nature of women are very complex and some people attributes it to some women.


It all over the world, women are terrible creature that it will only take the Grace of God to get a "safe" (good) one.



The guy went too far...

When you escape from this prison call Nigeria, You will excel in anywhere else in the world.


If he was here, he wouldn't have been given the opportunity to show his excellency.

Whitestory:
Am I the only one seeing august 22 in the post when today is august 15...

maybe it happen last year

By default, APC is a rejected party that only succeeded in coming to power through the back door.

Lol

I just open nairaland to read news and the first news that appear is "police kill driver". I said it before that Nigeria is an open prison.

If you have been lucky to escape this open prison call Nigeria, thank your source of power.


Sometimes I wonder if there's any other hellfire outside Nigeria.


Hmmm i'm so unlucky to be a citizen in a country that does not give us any hope of seeing tomorrow.



Nigeria is an open prison... Only the lucky ones escape.

A kidnapper contest for an office of the government... Lol. Nigeria!

Everyday in Nigeria, we survive by luck.


A country were human is as worthless as cockroach life

Heromaniaa:
Your intended meaning was lost in the incoherence of your post.

leave it like that.

You really need the journalism job. It was nice of you

Heromaniaa:
The currency spent in the defunct Republic of Biafra during the Nigerian civil war (1967-70), Biafran Pound, has surreptitiously crept into the currency market, serving as the legal tender in some communities along the West African coast.

Investigations carried out by Sunday Punch showed that the money is being spent in the border town between Togo and Republic of Benin, while some currency hawkers also exchange it for the naira and other currencies in the border town between Ghana and Togo.

One Biafran pound still bears the signature of Dr. Syvelster Ugo, the then Governor of the Central Bank of the defunct Biafran Republic and the picture of a palm tree. What is, however, baffling about the currency is that it has more value than the Nigerian naira and it is openly accepted as a legal tender in the affected communities.

When Sunday Punch visited the Ghana and Togo border town, known as Aflo, some of the money vendors were eager to sell the currency. They, however, insisted on selling one Biafran pound at N800. The scenario at the Togo/Benin Republic border, known as Helakondi, was different as the vendors willingly sold one pound for between N200 and N270 to our correspondent. Some food vendors in Togo were telling passersby that they were willing to accept Biafran pounds.

In Ghana, the vendors were discreet about the trade. One of them, who identified himself simply as Tony, told our correspondent that the money was not accepted as a legal tender in Ghana, but that Ghana was a transit route for the currency.

He said: \"We get the money from some Igbo people in Nigeria. They bring it here for us and we cherish it so much.

you no try with this funny episode.

The nature of women is very complex

But can he get away with it?







That's not honesty, he save himself from unforeseen pains

NwaAmaikpe:




You just took me back to when Nigeria was a country, when coins were precious assets.
When Texaco filling station attendants cleaned your windscreen and thanked you for your patronage.

When Nigerian Airways was still a robust Elephant with wings.
When PAN flooded our streets with seductive 404s.
When we stood by railways counting the number of coaches on each steam train passing.

Do you remember when we used fluorescent tubes to construct HD-ready antennas so we could hear the truth from Siene Allwell Brown and Frank Olize.
And when we put coloured glasses over our TVs so we could watch in colour?

Should I remind you of our TVs that had shutters, keys and legs or tell you the stories of eating moi-moi out of milk cups while watching white cranes come home from their fishing trip and beg them to exchange their white claws with out dirty nails?

When we ate New Society bread with planta.
Drank Ginger Ale or Pronto.
Licked "chichi" sweet and coloured saccharine icecreams after taking an overdose of kwilikwili so we could win the farting competition.

Back to when ladies wore shimmy.
When permed and jerry curled hairs were the styles to beat.
Tales by moonlight for the teens,
Icheokwu for the adults and Danger mouse for the kids.
When we just had to consult the telephone directory to get anyone's land phone number.

Tell me did you write love notes and pass to your crush through her younger ones?
Did you sprain your finger from turning the "roundabout" telephone dial?

Did you knot grass leaves to stay out of trouble?
Did you ever smooch your female neighbor on your father's settee while Teddy Pendergrass record was spinning on the turntable?

Did you walk from house to house on Christmas eve to sing carols?
Lalastic.lala.... Did you ever use Aquafresh toothpaste to drink garri or use Krest and Akanwu for birthcontrol?

Did you ever feel a sense of pride sitting in "Merry-go-round" long buses because your neighbor's kids had to ride their father's Long John bicycle?
Did you ever visit the library to check out what new tale Cyprian Ekwensi or Chinua Achebe had made?

Nigeria was great.
Night journeys were interesting, we had toll gates at every boundary with jovial soldiers exchanging banters there.
Life was greater if you had the privilege of growing up in Eastern Nigeria.

"when night journeys were interesting" You nailed it there, men!

Hmmm

Lol pale balance is resetting your brain

You

Those who saw tomorrow

hahn:
The same god that has done nothing about his disability? I don't think so

you dey craze.
Don't as long as the world exists, there will never fail to be people who are differences in their their health conditions?

Lol! Does the guy deserve any response?





This response is from a jobless dude

The men that controlled the national treasuries

Baba, The only sensible senior citizen alive

These are those with the ability to smile despite the destruction buhari has caused Nigeria

It's only in Nigeria that a president will be appreciated for obeying the law when it is a must for any democratical leaders to obey the law.




With this mentality in our legislators, Nigeria is finished.


Is it on the president to choose to obey the order of the court of law or it a binding constitutional order for a president to obey the rules of law?

That's their business
And I got my own to face.

The mans leader is a lost soul

I don't know but I think the reason for this arrest is because, we are not one. Our reasoning is differences as a nation. It could be a certain ethnic majority is working out to suppress the minority.


My open thu.

PoliteActivist:
Why won't I believe it? They've done much worse.
*The original title was "You won't believe what Boko Haram did to women's ears"


*I'm FTC and I'm not even making any noise about it. It's like I hardly even notice. Not all these people that will be shouting FTC! FTC!! I am just cool and collected, like it's no big deal. You don't see me bragging and giving shoutouts to all ma niggaz. I am FIRST TO COMMENT!! Not second, not third, the VERY FIRST TO COMMENT, and I'm not even calling attention to it. People wondering what gave me the insight, the dexterity, yet I'm just like "no biggie".

after all the drag you say, a silent dexterity. Lol!

Hello

To do what

Hello phone is traceable this days.

Let them go with the phone.

Then make a report to the appropriate authority.

Get a little patience and your phone is recovered.

Don't drag it with them

Don't die for phone.



Don't think you can lose your phone this days except the thief destroy it.