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greencard:
The first time I saw this guy was on HIP TV ..


THE LAST TIME I'M SEEING HIM NOW IS ON Nairaland ...so sad...who sane person fight with a bouncer?

Ordinarily bouncers are there to ensure peace. Na few bottles he took dey worry am

AdolfHitlerxXx:
Or you have a gun

If it misfires....sorry would be your surname

Lol. It's very likely the guy was drunk and under the influence of alcohol. If i were the bouncer, i wouldn't near such a frail looking man, let alone fighting him

AdolfHitlerxXx:
RIP.

Never fight a war you are not sure of winning.

A bouncer is supposed to be physically intimidating and specifically hired to break up trouble and throw people out.

Why fight such a person whose CV probably has skills like "Neck-breaking", "face-smashing" etc.

Lol @ the bolded. The guy actually looks weak and probably had no chance. If your going to engage a bigger and stronger guy in a fight, you must be sure your a better fighter than your opponent. Otherwise your getting some serious ass kicking. It could be that the guy was drunk

ApexPredator:
I will never condone herdsmen attacks just like I wouldn't condone attacks on the innocents. From what I gathered they burnt innocent unarmed men hmmmmmmm
Don't go seeking trouble when it lays peacefully..

Your a very very big idiot. You were not in this country when 73 innocent souls were buried on the same day goat. The Fulani's are just awakening the beast, the killing instinct in every other tribe in this country. But just like Hitler and the nazis, they will definitely pay for it with interest. Your women and children will beg for peace and they will never have it. They will beg to be taken as slaves, but will rather get extermination.

Germandude:
Debating how many were killed is not the issue here.its d FACt DAT Nigeria has now become worse Dan Afghanistan. This year am removing my mom from dat shithole finally.if she complained of cold here,I go gum her yansh stay. Nonsense see country.

Thats the best my brother. Nigerians and there leaders deserve each other

Pubichairs:
Old man who should be preaching about heaven and hell has made it clear to us that he is a sugar daddy and u people tagged it humble

Not everybody is interested in your biblical heaven.

janefrancisca:
I will go with cherry as a first choice cos I like dem dark skinned...vanilla is my second choice cuz he is cute and looks fragile. Biko onye a quotukwalam.

Onweyi onye ga ekwuto gi. Ihe masiri gi ka ikwuru

prettyjo:
red velvet in the morning and cherry at night

Badooo

Tessyama1:
Nollywood actress, April Joju Muse has revealed she had her first lesbian experience inside the church, when she was just 6-years-old.

According to her, Jesus didn’t protect her from the lesbian that molested her in the Church.

http://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/01/i-had-my-first-lesbian-experience.html

For your information young lady, jesus died 2000 years ago. How would he have protected you

Ever8054:
Jesus didn't protect you cause he already knew you will grow up to be useless.... and you just prove him right with this post...mumu ...see as e be like dried stockfish...

Then why did he create a useless human being

Shugavee:
Now my friend was gisting me abt a guy she just met, cool,nice n all that!! She liked the boy to the stage she started forming n collected 2k 4 tp even if he even asked her if it was enough (n no it wasnt) she said that that they kissed, that it was very romantic to the extent he kissed her at the park b4 leaving!! So i asked, are u guys officially dating?? she was confused!! N she was planning to go to his house the next weekend to cook n sex him!! i was happy she was happy n all that,, but i asked again is he ur boyfriend?? She was confused!!! So i told her to ask him whats the bases of the relationship,,,, uncle said they are still friends trying to know each other!! Really but when u met her u wanted to touch her body n all n probably hv sex if u had the chance to!! Is tht how friends kiss each other up n down!! All of u are mad!! So u just give a girl so much hope 4 nothing!!! Just 4 the fun of it?? My friend actually cried!!!

A product of a scum is what?

hobermener:
450 million for wizkid watch, and you believe that poo??
Thats over a million dollars.

No mind am. Person wey be tenant for banana island dey wear watch of 450 million

Amadaz:
yiure so on point... My babe have been on my neck to get a phone for her after she lost her phone but on a second thought I said to myself....if I buy this phone she would use it to chat and connect with some dude she thinks is better than me and richer than me, so I decided to play her each time she talks about it. I prefer her sharing phones with her mum or siblings

Correct guy. They are extremely disloyal, especially the younger ones. There is one that use to visit me when i was in school. She once asked me to recommend a workout for her, that can increase her backside(can you imagine). I told her to do sit up.

That miracle is sooo boring. If other housemates are like him, that house will be as quite as a mortuary. He needs to be evicted

Belafonte:
I agree. But let me add one more point. As you spend on her, she's looking to get someone better than you who can spend more on her. Don't be a stepping stone for a bîtch.

oga your head na oil well. You know them very well. You don't let them use you

The earlier southerners take care this people, the better for them

jorion:
Here we go again. Who are you to decide?

She will have more time to look after the kids. One of them definitely need to compromise. That's choosing a less demanding job

Tallesty1:
Most women hate kids that aren't their own, just dunno why.

I dey tell you my brother. 85% of them. That's why, when people come out here to tell us how loving and caring there mothers are, i don't take them serious. A woman's motherly love is measured by how well she treats people that are not related to her by blood.

Teaching is actually the best for mothers.

PierreDeFermath:
friend with benefit abi? how many times has he dug your borehole?

Silly comment. How is that your business? When are you going to grow up?

Peachess:
I'm not shy about it, I don't just like it.

Your right. They might start looking for you, in the cause of the hug. So stick to that

stilldoingokay:
Funny


has anyone see this joke

A British doctor says:
"In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."

The Nigerian doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. Two years ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.

Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"

Share with your friends, don't laugh alone.

Lol. Nice one

Useless country

She will be lucky to get those #200 aboki ring

Wizkid is a shameless liar. That watch is not worth more than $1500

ChidiAlaigbo:
Blind people of Nigeria can't you see that we, the people are the problem.

Even Jesus Christ will FAIL if he became president of Nigerians

Lawless, cheating, dishonest, corrupt, two-faced, hustler, unproductive, over sexualised, immoral, liars. That's the lot of you Nigerians.

How can this set of people expect angels to come amongst them into leadership positions. The Senate president, the legislators, governors, what are they? crooks!,,, A country of crooks looking for a saint to rule them....U go look tire!

Who else after BUHARI.........And those idiots from the east are shouting articulation all over the place.

Don't mind the idiots. An average Nigeria does not deserve a good leader

Bubewilson:
A nation gets the kind of leader she deserves.

This is first half, the second half is coming, then extra time, injury time and of course penalty which he must win.

Behold the life president of nig, buhari. This man and the cabal inside him don't seem like one that will hand over power even after his extended second tenure in office.
Every security apparatus in the country is under his control, plus his foot civilian murderers and millions of illiterate northerners who are ever willing to die for him provided power don't return to the south or the south hold a prominent position in the country again.

For all of you who have taken to abuse him despite voting him in 2015. You will never go free until his evil gives you a permanent scar if not consume your life. There is no escape. This is the waking of your end.

I pity southerners who think atiku or any other northerner will save them. It is their religion/ethnicity first before any other thing, without or without buhari, the northern agenda will still be pursued. Southerners woke up late.

Igbo's saw it coming and stood up for themselves, their western neighbours rejoiced over the violence the govt visited them with. Now it is going round and round and round....

The only solution to safety is for every region of this shithole to go their separate ways, for as long as the unity is tied together, the untouchables will do more harm. How many years have nig been fighting boko haram yet no victory, add fulani killers to it and see clearly.

Words of wisdom. Majority of Nigerians definitely deserve there leader. Till we learn not to vote with sentiments, but choose our leaders based on merit. Till we learn to look at peoples track record before voting them into power. till we learn to condemn evil, not minding who is at the receiving end of it. Till we learn to actually practice love we preach every sunday in the church. Till we learn to make our leaders accountable for there actions. This country will continue boiling and we will all pay for it.

dollyjoy:
Spit on thread.

You really need to calm down. Your taking this issue too personal. What ever a full grown man chooses to do with his life, is non of your business

dollyjoy:
Spit on thread.

You really need to calm down. Your taking this issue too personal

pocohantas:
Guys, whenever a 'random' babe tells you she is sad and it's personal. Apply caution

Let it remain personal, except you are prepared for whatever.

If you press further, once you hear " Can you do me a favour? I want some help from you..." Na you use your hand buy market o.

Nice one poco. Always very objective

DuBLINGreenb:
1. Its a Pity But if you ask me sex doll won't ask you for 5k or have family problems.
2. The way she gave her number to your friend without seeing you and still made you believe she likes you and under a week has asked you for 5k bro na the work she dey do be that, "DO THE MATHS ITS 1000naira FOR each of the 5 days you had her number", run. I've been dating a somali girl for a year she hasn't asked for one kobo it's on a if I want to surprise you or gift basis.

Honestly, our ladies just tire person. I will never fall for such trick

norris123:
Please I need advice from you guys, there's this girl I saw last week when I was coming out from bank, she was trying to cross road with my guy and I got attracted to her so I asked my guy to tell her someone is falling for her and she said he should give me her no. We have been talking on phone for close to seven days now and everything seems to going well, have told her how much I love her and she seems to be falling for me too because she calls/flash sometimes but here lies the problem now; we talked on phone in the morning today and in the evening she flashed me and I called her after that we started chatting on whatsapp, she told her me earlier when we were talking on phone she's not happy with her dad, I asked what the problem was she said it's personal, I told her to be happy with her dad that things are hard now so she said no wahala. So when I chatted her up on whatsapp she said she wants some help from me that I should please give her 5k remember we just started talking seven days ago. PLEASE GUYS IF YOU ARE IN MY SHOE WILL YOU GIVE HER THE 5K because am having double mind on that? Please I need answers from you guys. Thanks

Tell her your not happy with your dad as well. Little wonder why some guys are celebrating the advent of a sex doll.