₦airaland Forum

What system of government are they even using in the western world, that made them so advanced?
I think our government should go and learn because am tired o.

These are ways to fall asleep without sleeping pills, try them to find out what works for you

1: Read a novel until you fall asleep

2: Do a vigorous high intensity exercise before bed time

3: Drink a bottle or two Alcoholic beer before bed time

4: Masturbate and ejaculate before bed time.

Note: If none of the above worked, then it's probably witchcraft, you may take sleeping pills now or go for deliverance.

wittywriter:
Which state in Nigeria?

Wittyness

Lagos state

Hello, Good Morning guys,
I need a bit of assistance,
I am planning to start a car wash business,
Please guys, what are the factors to consider when picking a location?

He should come to Nigeria and lead the war

Eget one lady wey I dey suspect say na she pay for her own marriage, she was so desperate for marriage then boom, it happened

See her tattoo sef, cardi b wanna be .

A ghana man came to look for a wife in Nigeria,
He met Ngozi, took her out on a date, after a very romantic evening, he said to her:

Ghana man: Ashawo

Ngozi : what did you just call me?

Ngozi slaps the Ghana, walks away and the relationship ended.

A week later, the ghana man met another lady named Linda, they went In a date again, had fun, and after everything he said to her:

Ghana man : Ashawo

Linda lands him a dirty hot slap

Linda(angrily): you are a fool, na your mama be ashawo!

the relationship ended.

Getting a wife in Nigeria must be a Herculean task the ghana man thought, seems every 9ja lady have anger issues.

He decided to try again one last time, so he met Cynthia and they went out on a date.

While they were chatting and having a romantic moment, he look into her eyes and said:

Ghana man: Ashawo

Cynthia: What!

Ghana man: I said Ashawo

Cynthia: Do you know what you just said?

Ghana man : yeah and I mean it

Cynthia: you mean it? Something is not right, ok say it in pure English language.

Ghana man : I love you

Cynthia: Oh my God, you thought ashawo mean I love you?

Ghana man: yeah a friend of mine told me so

Cynthia: that your friend don't mean well for you o and I demand an apology because ashawo means LovePeddler

Ghana man: Jesus, no wonder I have been receiving slap back to back from 9ja women, I am so sorry dear

Cynthia( smiles): it's ok, I love you back but you really need to show me that your friend, I needs to be dealt with.

Ghana man: no need love, his evil plan worked out for my good

Cynthia: how?

Ghana man: I disrespect you but you tolerated me,
I gave you a reason to leave but you where patient with me,
You were intelligent enough to figure out what went wrong, what more can a man ask for, I found you, thanks to my wicked friend.
Will you marry me....

Incompetence

Bec scam don cast since 2020 no body falls for it anymore, thanks for your concern though

Nova15:
The Flash - 4/10

What is this shithousery... . This has to be the worst DC movie ever.

1.3/10

Endure a little bit more till when sir, give us a date.
When will this shege end?

As for relocating, I don't know but with what is happening in this country it is not a bad idea .
3 businesses you need to start immediately if you decide to stay back in Nigeria.
A Big bet9ja shop in a good location will not fail.
3 car wash business in strategic locations will keep keep your bank account growing.
A classic barbing saloon.

Too long stopped reading at number 15, skipped to reading comment.

Too bad

Lol

Exmilitant:
Nah bro. I am also a witch. A wicked one!

adebayo987:
Right ... The reason is that.

1. No good road
2. No constant electricity
3. No clean water
4. No waste management
5. No good internet (mostly 2G networks are installed by network providers) in the village
6. Low population (would result to poor patronising if doing business)
7. If doing business, cost of transportation will make you make less profit. Sometimes things stay and spoil in your shop due to very low patronage and if it becomes expensive, nobody will buy because there are alternatives and enduring/ultra managing minds in the village.
8. No security (especially if you're known as a wealthy person)


However, the village is good for retirement or to have a peace of mind. It's also a place to go and hide from the rest of the world (especially hiding from unwanted guests and visits).

Omo you come from a real village.

Exmilitant:
Honestly, if i have a village i would have relocated for the comfort, quiet and slow paced life.
The hustle and bustle of PH city is killing me.

Village witchcraft might kill you fasterD;

Hmmm, if she travels abroad as a nurse, she is going to find a job and start earning massive income in dollar.
She will find another guy in the same profession as herself and your name becomes apology.
Another problem I see here is you doing the dishes and over pampering her, you think it's romantic but you are creating a very big problem for yourself.

fredagu:
Mind your words them they Nairaland

Tell am

True but nobody really cares, the day we start to value people over money, our healing process begins.

You are not a lady, stop the impersonation already, bombastic element

Wow nice one

AlexBells:
Go and protest na, Lekki toll gate no longer in your mind, who gave the order, Tinubu that has upgraded from thugs to armed forces is what you want to protest go ahead, left for me no Igbo should join the protest

So you are saying that they are using arms to hold the masses hostage just like kidnapper do?
Is that what democracy about?
We have the right to protest against the removal of subsidy but not tinubu's regime, he is our presido unless the court says otherwise.

Bestfits:
Play stupid games win stupid prizes

In the other thread they were blaming ibos because a lady that stole a bag If money at the club was beaten to death, but here it seems the thieves deserve a bullet. One stole cable at the airport, the other stole a bag of money in the club what is the difference, tribe and Gender.

kizxaxa:
They are not brutal with thieving politicians

They never caught any red handed stealing on the street, did they?

Guestlander:
For telling you it is not OK to gang up and beat a woman to death?
If I was a tribalist then you must be a sadist.

I didn't support the killing either, I just said that anambra people are known to be brutal with thiefs

tollyboy5:
I'm not a tribalist. Because you're igbo you're playing a victim card. Get lost!

You assumed that I am an ibo

tollyboy5:
A region where ipob activities are being defended i don't expect anything less so his defense of why the lady was murdered might be norm there and jungle justice in other region.

Sorry I won't argue with a tribalist that's low

Guestlander:
Nothing can justify beating her to death. If you want to beat anyone to death go and find the people who are terrorizing Iboland.

Another tribalist spotted shit happens in different parts of the country.

georgeakins:
Ibo and barbarism!

This statement portrays you as a tribalist there worst things happening in different parts of the country.