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Romance › Re: I Regret Having Sex by Kevineleven(m): 2:20pm On Sep 10, 2023

You mastered vigorous sex without cumin lol, funny boy

Health › Re: What Is This White Spots On My Penis? by Kevineleven(m): 11:53am On Sep 10, 2023

BigYash:
The preek be like wetin dey do legbuke. Op you dey carry ur dick go do site work?See vein for preek wen never stand../
Op e no go pass Toto mosquito wen bite you.

I don die lol

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Romance › Re: If A Woman Is Giving You Attitude, Do This Immediately by Kevineleven(m): 2:33pm On Sep 09, 2023

iammo:
This thread long ooo, over woman Kwa...

If na Politics or Money making now I go dey motivated to read it

Same here bro.

Health › Re: What Is This White Spots On My Penis? by Kevineleven(m): 2:20pm On Sep 09, 2023

Iagos:
Rub funbact A on it till it disappears

An added advantage is that your prick will brighten small, it is too black and devilish.

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Crime › Re: I Am Being Prostituted For Anal Sex By Prison Guards: 15-Year-Old Boy Sentenced by Kevineleven(m): 12:13pm On Sep 09, 2023

That boy is a killer, pay the prize.

Properties › Re: My Landlord And His Dad Just Beat Up My Co-tenant by Kevineleven(m): 11:56am On Sep 09, 2023

How can a man let another man rough handle him like that, it baffles me, how can a man not know how to fight.
One close range elbow strike or hook punch to the jaw would have reset the landlord's brain and render him useless for a while.
His father would be limping at the end of the day.

Romance › Re: Kanye West Exposes Buttocks During Boat Ride: Found In Compromising Position.... by Kevineleven(m): 7:39am On Sep 09, 2023

Smitaro100:
Dats a bj boat cruise.

That 2nd pix really looked like it

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Romance › Re: How Long Do U Last During Sex ? by Kevineleven(m): 8:28am On Sep 08, 2023

First 10 secs
No second round or whatever
My happiness comes first in everything I do.
She can get her satisfaction anywhere she chooses.

Romance › Re: In A Dilemma Right Now, Please Advise by Kevineleven(m): 8:09am On Sep 08, 2023

She is too exposed, she will cheat on you even after marriage.
So I suggest you use her to do a Nairaland give away(promo)
Post her number here, so that skilled hunters can enjoy too.

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Romance › Re: People say Age Is Just A Number. Do you agree?(picture) by Kevineleven(m): 7:56am On Sep 08, 2023

Nonexisting1:
If a 45yr old vaginarian especially in this Nigerian can have the body in that illustration, not these "B cups size agbalumo breasts I see everywhere, then age might as well be a number.

I support you

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Romance › Re: People say Age Is Just A Number. Do you agree?(picture) by Kevineleven(m): 7:55am On Sep 08, 2023

Yes age is just a number that will be written all over your body at old age.

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Crime › Re: DSS Operative Reportedly Kills Fashion Designer In Abuja by Kevineleven(m): 7:15am On Sep 08, 2023

[quote author= post=125655379]Is this what DSS has been reduced to in our darling nation?!
To be going to intimidate and to collect clothes from tailors?!
Imagine an American citizen inviting a FBI officer to intimidate their tailor over there?
What a shame.

Justice must be served.
We will take up this matter personally @MANNA.[/quote]It seems like most Nigerian security agencies have an unexplainable interest in tailoring, I could remember that abba kyari had something to do with tailoring few years ago.

Celebrities › Re: Drake Shows Off His Bra Collection by Kevineleven(m): 8:56pm On Sep 07, 2023

Na to sell those bra o, anything else is waste of money and time.

Romance › Re: Why You Shouldn't Marry Man Who Cannot Afford The Thing You Can Do For Yourself by Kevineleven(m): 2:37pm On Sep 05, 2023

Shege start with she
Broke start with bro
It is what it is

Politics › Re: PEPT: Military, Police Warn Protesters As Tribunal Delivers Judgement Tomorrow by Kevineleven(m): 7:22am On Sep 05, 2023

I see trouble ahead...

Politics › Re: Jewish Rabbinate Rules Igbos Are Israelites by Kevineleven(m): 7:01am On Sep 05, 2023

The isrealites are white, the ibos are black, I repeat black.
How come the descendants are black, where did the white gene go?
I don't believe.

Romance › Re: Ladies How Do You Feel When You Notice Guys Doing This To You(photos) by Kevineleven(m): 12:24am On Sep 05, 2023

Zxcvbnmghtr:
I ALWAYS FEEL SO PROUD OF HOW MY BODY IS ABLE TO CONTROL MEN.

AM ALWAYS LIKE "SEE DEM, SEE DEM, SEE DEM, OYA LOSE CONTROL..... "

INFACT I DELIBERATELY WEAR CLOTHES TO MAKE THEIR HEAD SPIN 360, WITH THEIR EYES POPPING OUT.

THERE ARE ONLY TWO TIMES I FELT SO SAD. ONE WAS WHEN A GUY HIT HIS HEAD ON AN ELECTRIC POLE, THE OTHER WAS WHEN A GUY FELL INTO A GUTTER. APART FROM THESE TWO, I ALWAYS FEEL SO PROUD. YOU KNOW, THAT KIND OF CONTROL WHEN YOU ENTER A PLACE AND YOU MAKE ALL THEY MEN SILENT BECAUSE THEIR MOUTH IS WIDE OPEN AND SALIVATING LIKE A DOG.

I purposely wrote this in bold and capital letters because I love how it makes me feel when I control men with just my body.

Funny enough, I do that to women too, once I enter any place, they turn and stare like zombies,
They start trying to get my attention and when they notice that I don't give a fxxk, they start doing things to annoy me just to get me talking with them but guess what?
I still ignore them.

Crime › Re: Two Kidnapped Lagos Teenagers Dumped Near River In Ogun by Kevineleven(m): 3:44pm On Sep 04, 2023

The kidnappers needed 2 virgin boys for ritual but this ones don chop obloblo, bad boys, see their eyes.

Politics › Re: How Peter Obi Looks Like With Artificial Intelligence by Kevineleven(m): 1:22pm On Sep 04, 2023

The man resemble my mathematics teacher back then, Mr jibuno.
Looks nothing like obi peter

Pets › Re: Found This Dog In Our Compound This Morning... by Kevineleven(m): 9:57am On Sep 04, 2023

Beremx:
Stray dog. The owner will come get it anytime

Sorry but the Op is a calabar man, a cabal, the owner will find nothing but bones.

Romance › Re: My Plan To Take A Loan Of #84M Naira To Send My fiancéTo America On Student Visa by Kevineleven(m): 12:11am On Sep 03, 2023

I believe this is a joke, else you are finished.

Crime › Re: 2,588 Children Sexually Abused In One Year – Lagos Govt by Kevineleven(m): 1:57pm On Sep 01, 2023

izonborn098:
Just imagine'' why they no go hate men...

Now I can understand why siofra, Jenny and co, hate men hmmm.

Education › Re: World Facts That You Need To Know by Kevineleven(m): 4:10pm On Aug 29, 2023

tydi:
Interesting

$39000000 for a gallon of Scorpion venom?
Ok, I will start hunting Scorpions soon.

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Travel › Re: My Friend Just Got Convicted In The USA, Will He Be Deported? by Kevineleven(m): 4:01pm On Aug 29, 2023

Hope your Egusi soup cooking skill is wetted, he is gonna need a nice delicious Egusi soup when he comes back empty handed.
What are friend for?

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Romance › Re: Should Couples Have Access To Each Other's Social Media Accounts? by Kevineleven(m): 3:52pm On Aug 29, 2023

BIG YES

Family › Re: How Do I Confront My Husband About This Issue? by Kevineleven(m): 3:49pm On Aug 29, 2023

This is bad, what advice do I give you now? Mmmm mmmm
Ok follow your heart, anything you decide to do is right.

Family › Re: This Photos Are Deeper, The More You Look, The More You think And Shed Tears by Kevineleven(m): 3:32pm On Aug 29, 2023

kestolove95:
The man is a very useless man, a coward sucking ur own biological daughters breast just to stay alive..that is he can even commit incest just to stay alive..

I agree with you

Romance › Re: Some People Actually Spend Their Whole Lives On Nairaland (photo) by Kevineleven(m): 3:25pm On Aug 29, 2023

Op don't 4get that when a member forgets to sign out from their account and go about their business, the algorithm assumes that they are online, when they are not.

Food › Re: Indomie Generation Doesn't Know The Drink Called Goldspot And Olo by Kevineleven(m): 6:50pm On Aug 27, 2023

Apus:
Goldspot, limca, krest, Schweppes... Only 7up survived.

7up is still around, I drank it last week.

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