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Go ahead and do your ICAN plus your job. Masters can come later! Many will kill to have this opportunity of free sponsorship.

johnydon22:
some threads are just no worth commenting on you would agree

I do agree...Infact most threads here these days. Tackling same religious garbage everyday and seeing the same people post ignorantly. Pfeew, you dey even try answer them, me I don resign a long time ago.

Atheists turn Christian, Christian turn Muslim, Christian and Muslim resort to juju means when the chips are down...what's new? Abeg talk something better jare!

Hope eligible bachelors like us are allowed to comment on the topic, I love side chics . Side chics make sense. Side chics make good loving Side chics help keep the body sane for those in distant relationships. My Side chics can be upgraded to girlfriend/fiancee level if girlfriend messes up Infact side chics make the world go round!











#just.playing.around Shout out to the pretty side chics though.

OP, no mind them. Married people are some times FINANCIALLY frustrated and are always looking out for singles, who earn as much as them or even more to drag into that same frustrated hole/cage with them by chanting the marriage mantra to them.

efilefun:
The kain news hitting FP today ehnnnn, but whats the work of soap and Vaseline if not to relieve those fools of konji instead of raping/ killing someone

When we say allow people to use the soap/vaseline method a.k.a masturbation to relieve konji stress and that it is harmless, the silly religious punks will start demonizing it and throwing all sorts of lies.

Now you have rape and murder up and down that could have been avoided if only they soaped/vaselined the konji stress away.

How time flies! Dude making waves now!

You beat him up in OAU around your halls, expelled him(forced him out) from OAU. Dude runs to Netherlands for safety where he is now comfortable with himself. What else do you guys want from him again that you are bashing left right center? He should return to Nigeria so that you can have your vampiric bloodthirst fill and kill him just because he is transgender? I don't understand ...

Satirical news! These ones don't even know what satire is!

Nothing! I live and enjoy my life like it's the last five minutes no time for some after-life crap.

SimpleJetty:
The fool delights in ignorance!!!

Is that your best shot? I've seen this line play out on Nairaland religion section countless times by christian apologists. What's next, threaten me with hell fire?

frenzymirakk:
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Good Luck in your search!

SimpleJetty:
I beg to disagree with you. The spiritual comes before the physical. It's a sign of bad omen to come. Take it or leave it. The family can't afford to fold her arms and watch the ugly euphoria rare it's ugly head. They MUST seek the face of God. I repeat. It's a MUST

Abeg make we hear word jare! Spiritual my foot!

@OP Remember in my previous post, where I mentioned that all you will get is negative interpretations about your dream? Well, so far we've not been disappointed on this thread with an abundance of it.

You are what you make your brain think you are. Keep feeding your brain with negativity from these fellas! Good Luck!

Nneka123:
Noise is not talent. Hello!

Instead of all these kangaroo judgements and unnecessary burning down of courts by Irate islamic fellas, Why not allow Mohammed (DBUH) to fight his battles himself? Oh, I forgot dead people don't do sh*t that humans can do.

Na Rainy season na! Rain don blow your parents roof for village and the gods of the land are sending you a message through dreams to come and repair it!

On a more serious note, it's just a dream! Nothing to worry yourself about! Searching for silly interpretations up and down will only make matters worse, as your brain becomes programmed by such interpretations (which is always negative) and will forcefully seek to validate this dream of yours!

Drink loads of water! Meanwhile try to see a doctor, don't try to force it out if not the tear might be worse!

No I don't.

Adultnextdoor:
......I know this.......but it seems you didn't get the message clearly....it says...is it right or wrong to eat before going to church?......pls read the content of the topic I wrote and also the comments of the two nairalanders above you and from this,you can re-state your comment......bless!

You do not know it if not you wouldn't claim fasting an hour not eating before going to church receiving holy communion shows sincerity in christ. I want you to correct that perception first.It has nothing to do with sincerity or not just eating before you go to church. Clear that perception, you are on a public forum before people will start reading different negative meanings to it.

Now to your question, I will answer based as a former catholic now fully atheist. The fasting is just to make you prepare yourself and make you worthy of receiving the Eucharist. Besides, The First reading, Responsorial Psalm, Second Reading, Gospel and The priest's sermon are already way more than an hour so why bother. I'm running low on battery but will come back to reply when fully recharged. Meanwhile you need to mention people like Ubenedictus and Italo, catholics on NL to help you out.

Adultnextdoor:
Happy sunday my dear nairalanders!...how was church?.....as for me ,i couldn't make it to church today due to the rainfall......Anyway guys,i've been wondering if it is truely christianic of a person to eat before going to church......as a christian(Catholic),i was taught to always go to church with an empty stomach to show sign of sincerity for christ......So does breaking this christianic rule change or affects your relationship with God?or does it count as nothing important?
HAPPY SUNDAY TO YOU ALL!!!!
Cc:Lalasticlala,Ishilove,Orijin101

Nowhere in the Catholic church's doctrine that says fasting before Mass( not just going to church) is a sign of sincerity. It's a pity that as a Catholic faithful you have no idea of the true doctrines of your church. Fasting is encouraged an hour before you receive the Holy Eucharist not before you go to church/mass. You know the significance of your holy eucharist, so i don't need to tell you. According to the church's canon law:

PARTICIPATION IN THE MOST HOLY EUCHARIST

Can. 912 Any baptized person not prohibited by law can and must be admitted to holy communion.

Can. 913 §1. The administration of the Most Holy Eucharist to children requires that they have sufficient knowledge and careful preparation so that they understand the mystery of Christ according to their capacity and are able to receive the body of Christ with faith and devotion.

§2. The Most Holy Eucharist, however, can be administered to children in danger of death if they can distinguish the body of Christ from ordinary food and receive communion reverently.

Can. 914 It is primarily the duty of parents and those who take the place of parents, as well as the duty of pastors, to take care that children who have reached the use of reason are prepared properly and, after they have made sacramental confession, are refreshed with this divine food as soon as possible. It is for the pastor to exercise vigilance so that children who have not attained the use of reason or whom he judges are not sufficiently disposed do not approach holy communion.

Can. 915 Those who have been excommunicated or interdicted after the imposition or declaration of the penalty and others obstinately persevering in manifest grave sin are not to be admitted to holy communion.

Can. 916 A person who is conscious of grave sin is not to celebrate Mass or receive the body of the Lord without previous sacramental confession unless there is a grave reason and there is no opportunity to confess; in this case the person is to remember the obligation to make an act of perfect contrition which includes the resolution of confessing as soon as possible.

Can. 917 A person who has already received the Most Holy Eucharist can receive it a second time on the same day only within the eucharistic celebration in which the person participates, without prejudice to the prescript of ⇒ can. 921, §2.

Can. 918 It is highly recommended that the faithful receive holy communion during the eucharistic celebration itself. It is to be administered outside the Mass, however, to those who request it for a just cause, with the liturgical rites being observed.

Can. 919 §1. A person who is to receive the Most Holy Eucharist is to abstain for at least one hour before holy communion from any food and drink, except for only water and medicine.

§2. A priest who celebrates the Most Holy Eucharist two or three times on the same day can take something before the second or third celebration even if there is less than one hour between them.

§3. The elderly, the infirm, and those who care for them can receive the Most Holy Eucharist even if they have eaten something within the preceding hour.

Can. 920 §1. After being initiated into the Most Holy Eucharist, each of the faithful is obliged to receive holy communion at least once a year.

§2. This precept must be fulfilled during the Easter season unless it is fulfilled for a just cause at another time during the year.

Can. 921 §1. The Christian faithful who are in danger of death from any cause are to be nourished by holy communion in the form of Viaticum.

§2. Even if they have been nourished by holy communion on the same day, however, those in danger of death are strongly urged to receive communion again.

§3. While the danger of death lasts, it is recommended that holy communion be administered often, but on separate days.

Can. 922 Holy Viaticum for the sick is not to be delayed too long; those who have the care of souls are to be zealous and vigilant that the sick are nourished by Viaticum while fully conscious.

Can. 923 The Christian faithful can participate in the eucharistic sacrifice and receive holy communion in any Catholic rite, without prejudice to the prescript of ⇒ can. 844.

Source : http://www.vatican.va/archive/ENG1104/__P39.HTM

By the way, I'm atheist!

Minemrys:
s0mething i learnt from superman films. Krypt0nite is never scarce but the questi0n is why d0n't criminals use it in metropolis. The joker is a maniac but batman will never kill him.

1st off not all Metropolis criminals have the resources like Lex Luthor to obtain kryptonite, most are just freaks who came accidentally across kryptonite without knowing its potentials.

Secondly Batman, just like Superman(bar the last Superman movie) can never kill anybody no matter how evil. That is how their characters have been since time immemorial. It goes against the logic and what true superheroes are supposed to stand for in the comic(real) world. They can only stop criminals and defend innocent victims.

OP, has done some injustice by adding Hollywood and Nollywood goofs under one list. Nollywood goofs are just unforgiveable like their accidents.

Lastly and most important point, most of the goofs raised by the OP (in the Hollywood genre) are necessary for purely entertainment purpose and are allowed in the movie Universe despite being exaggerated. A Jet Li or Arnold Schwazeneger battling 100 people in a gun fight/martial arts fight is more entertaining than a Jet li that throws a grenade once and kills hundred people. As a movie director you need to appeal to the senses of your would be audience

SMH

Go girls, free tatas on show See as those old men they peep Meanwhile Real flag or not, furck #ISIS and every eediot who openly or secretly accepts their brand of islamic ideologies .

abdulstech:
The last time I check this is Religion section. I will not join issues with you and others of your type

Last I checked you and your likes championed a cause to have your own subsection under religion section through life threatening threats to some individuals where you can have your Islamic tea parties without interference, you have your section now yet would not open related Islamic topics/threads there, please go there and have your or.gies and stop posting nonsensical stuffs like splitting of moon here.

Geophem:
i didnt see them having sex wt each oda

Like other anti gay activists, you have failed to see that the average homosexual wants more than just meaningless sex and it is more of companionship which they find more fulfilling with their same-sex partners.

Once again, google is your friend. Animals perform homosexual acts, a special case is the Bison where there is anal penetration. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals Take your time to read the link with an open and unbiased mind.

Geophem:
Av u seen same sex animals making out before... Get a life nd be responsible

Male Lions and even dogs perform homosexual acts with themselves to assert dominance. Oga google and youtube is your friend.

Whether one supposed holy book says one man walked on water or another one says one man split the moon (this part is really silly actually), It does not change the fact that both books and its adherrents are illogical. It's pretty dumb both ways! And not the kind of points you guys (christians and muslims) should be waving about for solid arguments.

Meanwhile @OP there is a special section created for this piece of trash, next time post it in Islam section, where your likes can enjoy themselves at the marvels of super mohammed!

Try harder

Mintayo:
Ogbanje do exist, so does witches and wizards, but getting to know is the difficult part!

If you you claim the bolded phrase, therefore you have no empirical evidence in other words they do not exist! Case closed!