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Telling 3 to 6 years old at every opportunity you have that one man up there will burn them in an everlasting fire

I'm pretty sure Lagos alone has conducted more 3 days power crusades from 1977 till present that will make the effect of Festac 77 be like a drop of water in the Atlantic Ocean when comparisons are made.

Apostle Chibuzor Chinenye you are just making noise! Those curses won't work! Nothing will happen to the uploader. By the way, is this what Christianity is about? Laying curses on people! No forgiving spirit?

Act 2 Scene 3 : Chelsea Haters Go Into Hiding
ACTION!!!

CFCfan:
Fact: United have only scored 1 EPL goal in 5 matches against a Mourinho-managed Chelsea at Stamford Bridge.

Quoted for emphasis.

If you have not sold this juju to any serious National millitary like the American Army for hand-to-hand close combat purpose since 2013, then shut it!

Akposkool:
People just da injure for Drogba to play . Ironic

Ivory Coast juju strong well well na!

fnwalie:
Now, would you say I and those like me cannot fill forms correctly?

I know how frustrating it can be when you are not selected during a job process.All sorts of negative comments will come from fellow candidates both truth and lies. I've been there in my job hunting days. That you were not shortlisted doen't mean you are not intelligent but out of 15000 candidates, for a job for only 100 people even if they all had first class from Havard, one way or the other 60% would still go in the first stage. Someone has to do the dirty job of sorting the candidates?

Take Heart! Move on. NIS is not the final bus-stop! Many opportunities lie ahead. Cheers

Kikiki Seven drums of water! 1 drum to 100 people!

yinchar:
No wonder, I though as much, almost 60% of the applicant were eliminated in the first round on the flimsy excuse of incomplete application. Shame on them all.

One way or the other, 60% of the applicants will still be eliminated in the first round. How are you sure the 60% had complete applications? Do you know some Nigerian graduates can not fill forms properly? Some never follow instructions! Have you ever worked in HR?

Kini big deal! Why all the lies? Any hush hush abracadabra recruitment by this outgoing government can simply be overturned by the incoming President.
The present government is very aware of this. So why all the noise from The Nation?

It's Dunamis Church jare. With headquarters based in Abuja! When you don mention Dunamis Concert already. po-TAY-to or po-TAR-to! Same thing noni!

Stop covering the faces of these criminals jare! Of what point is putting up a picture only for you to cover his face?

Dan1cole:
So, Who invited you here then?

You invited me here, albeit indirectly. When we see nonsense threads like this with the sole purpose of stylishly enforcing tithes while claiming otherwise. Expect us here!

Might I remind you that Nairaland is an open forum for everyone not a personal property of Dan1cole.

Dan1cole:
Nobody's forcing it on anybody.

So why did you create a thread for it ? Plus it's beginning to get pretty boring all these tithe threads that have been countered and set straight since 2012 on Nairaland.

Oh dear, what is the point of all these fake predictions?

Tayeni:
There is no WAY these smaller guys will give u the same contents as dstv at low prices.

Oga, for 14k premium bouquet apart from live English premiership (which is mostly on weekends) Dstv has no serious content. You can get more content for less with Startimes and other payTV for lesss.

gdcomms:
She even gave the last amount to a friend. The friend kept the money together with hers, but surprisingly only her own money got missing, but the friend's remained in tact. [s] Wonders shall never end. [s]

Oga, it's either your friend is lying/exaggerating to prove her point to you, has short-term memory loss, multiple personality disorder or just plain dumb to believe only her part of money got missing !

I'm pretty sure your friend's money in the bank never for any reason disappears!

I don't pay stupid tithes and my money never disappears. I get unexplained bonuses from some financial institutions I have stopped using for one to 2 months (e.g First Bank) sometimes big and sometimes small. And if/when broke, I know who or what I might have spent my cash on so I don't need to complain that it's the devil . You people should learn Money management or simply jot down how much you spend on so called ''un-important stuffs''. You will be amazed at the amount you have been wasting. Dangote, Bill Gates, Zuckerberg also don't pay tithes. Deal with that.

@OP
No ghost is stealing that your friend's money. Someone is surely stealing it or the man(or she herself) has short-term memory loss. Let her/her parents take the camera solution.

Poor fig tree! The omniscient and omnipotent god in form of man called Jesus could not make his own food out of nowhere! Had to curse the poor fig tree which was not even in it's fruit bearing season! And this is coming from someone who somehow managed to use a few loaves of bread and fishes to feed thousand!

Abuja to Lagos most precisely. No way it can be lagos to abuja after the elections and he's already at Minna. Not possible!

Other questions: Does he have a REAL job? Does he have a family? Does he have a wife or fiancee who should've talked some sense to him? No friends? How do we verify if dude is really trekking, video proof most importantly?

Such walks/trekking/marching are meant to create awareness or raise funds for a particular cause esp medical, in his case Buhari is already president-elect why the waste of time? Would it not have made more sense if his trekking were to gather votes for Buhari for the March 28 elections?

POPdecorator:
u are already dead
dead with human shelter

Shut up! You have nothing to say. You, your a.llah and mohammed are useless weaklings. Just let the thread be what it is mr.POPdecorator, don't want to derail any further.

AgentOfAllah:
You didn't answer my straight forward question. Have you had a personal encounter with these spiritual forces?

Trust me, he (they) won't give you answer because there never was any one. He'll just keep going round in circles till you are tired of him.

Hayden Panettiere a.k.a Claire gone! Yeah, that is what I'm talking about. All the boring scenes in previous episodes had the Claire character attached to it.

dayjahvoo:
ok, this is not fun at all. I have an exam on my wedding day (sat 2nd of may).

It's a draft time-table. They will still change it.

mujahid1339:
Hell is more than enough for you and your likes

Oh shut it! Hell my foot. Tell that hell crap to the monkeys and others like you.

sorextee:
How far.. D lightening don strike? How many megawatts e carry??

Bros the thing never strike ooo. I'm beginning to get bored of waiting sef. Surely a.llah, mohammed and popdecorator are weaklings if they can not strike this mere mortal with thunder till now. I give them till 11 a.m today.

#Sorry for the thread derailment!

Abuamam:
Please take a selfie if/when it happens. Put on automatic upload to NL.

How do I achieve that? My phone and I are not selfie compliant. Still waiting for a.llah's or Moh's thunder. Would actually prefer a combo from both.

Classic Christian vs Muslim thread! Where arguments and counter arguments in favour and against Jewish and arab deities will be made. Grabs popcorn!

POPdecorator:
Trash!!!

alhamdulilha that a muslim

and proudly muslim

quote me and thunder go fire u

I have quoted you! Still waiting for the thunder! Who's going to send it a.llah, you or the paedophile Mohammed(DBUH)?

I am vindicated. Truth always prevails.

Harry3:
And kevoh, edittin some1's thread's title shows u are really lookin for troubles and its very wrong. It simply a childish act. Allow moderators to be d judge here.

Is this the new plan from you guys? Changing the thread title and point accusing fingers at the guy who has put you all on the hot seat? I will re-iterate only Richard and the moderators can change this thread title. Last I checked I was not a moderator, trust me if I was a moderator I would have deleted the thread and banned him long time ago. No hard feelings!