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EggovinMma:
Chai! This story is bringing back memories to me o.
I have had an experience like this.AAlthough in my own case, according to the useless men of GODS and fools, my ogbonge gives me power to destroy things .

From one pastor to another, from one prophet to another, from lagos to east to even yoruba land na so them dey carry me waka.UPON ALL THE PIGEONS, COCONUTS, CANDLES, WHITE WRAPPERS, FRUITS AND EVEN PIGS, NO BE MY HEAD STILL STUBBORN LIKE GOAT?


Na so one man god ask me how many demons dey my head .ewwwwwww! I was about 9 or 10 then.I innocently told him 24 demons..Na so the pastor pray, fire, twist my head (And my mama dey there o, dey cast and bind), fire fire.TThe kind spit wey this yeye prophet dey pour for my face, I just open one eye dey look him face..Him kon dey press my head make I fall, NA THAT TIME I VEX.NA BY FORCE TO FALL DOWN? I kon stretch my small legs like person wey won run, strong the leg for ground to gain better stamina for ground.Strong my head for the man hand dey push him ha d with my head.WE GO KNOW WHO GET THE DEMONS TODAY, WEDA NA HIM OR ME . Laye! Others dey fall, na so I stand gidigba! Ma mama don enter a other level dey fall for ground, as I see my mama for ground, I put more effort for my head to defeat the" deliverer".After the spitting a d shouting, him kon ask me how many demons remain?" Is 22 remain".NNA THERE PRAYER STOP O.THE MAN TIRE Na.E easy to cast out 24 demons? 2 fuccking dozens? !






SO WETIN WE GO DO THE 22 WEY REMAIN ?

Kikiki

redsconsult:
With the profile of jeffery he has gone on international voyage on a shipping vessel as a marine officer. There is no way he would be able to communicate only through turaya or inmarsat . He may take between 9months to a year or more depending on the ship or trade involve, he is very much alive and not in pain. He will be back in far more better condition. Am a maritime pgd std

The above sounds more logical to me and I wished it was/is so. Only thing that punctures holes into the whole logic is his friend who is not mentioned to be a marine officer but is also missing.

Nice one!

mtchew

eromspete:
How is Dangote's business related to what the poster is complaining about?

You haven't said how they're similar and yet you speak.

Keep waiting for more explanation to my ''Dangote analogy'' even after my reply to ca.seless, the bus has passed you a long time ago if you missed it that's your cup of tea.

Caseless:
you people just don't read. Dangote na dry cleaner? Is he not an employer of labour? What does he do by himself?

Oga, Dangote is a business man and an employer, OP is a business man and an employer even if its just two. Business is Business! There is no difference! My analogy of Dangote points to the fact that business must go on irrespective of religion to succeed.

If madam or any employee wants to whine about fasting all day and not do any work at all, OP pls show her the door and get another person who knows when not to mix RELIGION with her JOB. Shikena!

eromspete:
what you posted oga is totally unrelated

Pls get off my mention if you don't have better things to say. Do you know what handling business is all about? Do you know that customers move over to another of your competitor within a matter of seconds when your service delivery becomes poor overnight?

Someone wants to sit her fat ass lazying about all day, doing nothing and complaining that is due to fasting while CUSTOMERS clothes remain unwashed and undelivered and you are talking of unrelated!

Dangote is a muslim, does he close down all his businesses just because of fasting?

That girl is a lazy girl, throw her out jare and get another worker. Don't waste much time except you want to lose all your customers!

Mynd44:
*sips kunu*

Pass me some jare!

Getting paid back in your own coin If you guys see nothing wrong in polluting our streets with several mushroom churches and mosques and practicing your mode of worship and rituals freely albeit noisily, I don't see any reason why these guys should not be allowed to. It's pure hypocrisy on your part.

What two consenting adults do in private is the least of my worries as long as no one goes ahead to harm others, maybe when I make more cash than Dangote and Bill Gates combined on a steady basis then I might start thinking if gays are even a problem in the first place.

Try SYSTEM RESTORE to a previous point in time before the installation of flash share or even earlier!

I will soon start hacking and closing down all these yeye nigerian blogs!

Unnecessary roughplay! If ashes or charcoal gets into his eyes and blinds him now na only sorry them go dey talk!

Yes I can!

chilet4cici:
for your mind u just speak english...pls correct your nicompoops and batard... fool

Petit Batard means little bastard in French and not adding ''n'' to Nincompoop is just a simple error in fast typing. No way did I lay claim to be a master of English Language or Linguistics and the OP is not even about English spellings.

Let's assume that I made some spelling mistakes it does not change the fact you have a very low intellect and peanut for a brain and can not contribute meaningfully to the topic at all. It's beyond you, trust me!

This will be my last response to you on this thread, you can continue in your grand delusions of having a higher hand at being insultive if that's what will make you orgasm well.

Au revoir, petit batard!

Luukasz:
If you have no reasonable comment then Bleep Off.

Calm down you are getting high BP over nothing .

Not using CSS is like claiming to drink garri without water,sugar, g.nuts and milk. Yes, the garri gets to the stomach but not properly enjoyed. Are you happy now?

Still a funny and silly question, and funny and silly response like the garri analogy will be applied. Mr.Lukassz if you like tear your veins over this one too. OYO

Funny question

Thread for the hypocrites to converge on! It's her personal life, free her jare!

Herapal:
I've learnt from your comment Kevoh.

I'm glad/happy you did.

izutex007:
dear u hv ur point... But mind u, there are more mobile phones in d world than humans!!! Mobile phones are made from raw materials like iron,silicon etc


dont u tink mining sch materials tampers wt our ecological balance?

Everything we do on Earth tampers with nature! Having better alternatives at a possible lesser damage to nature and not discouraging people from embracing these alternatives is what I'm about.

You do know how voluminous Encyclopedia pages can be? One smartphone/tablet can be made to hold 50 Encyclopedias and still have space for other educational books e.g Dictionaries,Thesaurus,Lecture notes(meaning no paper wasted). Same tablet is used to read daily news online,instead of buying Newspaper, save or download large volumes of religious tracts,audios and videos instead of stockpiling Newspaper,different Bible versions and CD/DVD plates.

chilet4cici:
what is this one saying? ode oshi

Here is one of the reasons I hate having a comment of mine being on the first/second page of a possible front page topic, you will get nicompoops like the petit batard above with no brain to carry on an intelligible discourse quoting you.

Vado:
You might as well say we should stop consuming plants and animals in order to prevent their extinction. Heck hunger is no biggie yeh? Let's stop cutting down of trees so that we can shutdown the furniture industry, i mean who needs paper currency, let's go electronic or just return to barter trade, wiping our asses with tissue after taking that dump is now over, water can always do it. Academic instituitions must quit using paper resources, they should go buy Opon Imon from Osun and sync it with power-point presentations to teach our kids from creche up till university level. I'm feeling you bro. We gotta leave these trees alone.

Clap for yourself! Now go back to the OP, then read my first post on this thread, understand properly my angle before you start ranting. Bible app is a feasible alternative to paper bible. If there's a better alternative at little cost why not use it. If people feel ok using bible app electronically why discourage them and force them to use paper bible instead.

All you have mentioned above still buttresses my point. The Academic institution you mentioned make use of paper sparingly these days and is embracing online technology to teach people. Thesis and Projects are published online. Book libraries are now a thing of the past as information from Libraries is readily made available to anyone with a simple access to internet. All this is done with minimum cost and damage to TREES.

Paper currency! I laugh in greek! Do you know Governments spend money in printing paper money? Ever heard of cashless policy? At what cost will it take me to transfer 350k to you right from this mobile phone than for the government to print paper currency of 350k that you have in your house, then you take bus to deliver same amount to me in my present location at the risk of being robbed.

I could go on and on...

nedu2000:
then plant more trees

Did you get that line of reasoning from your religious book? Do you know how many years it takes for a seed tree to grow before you can actually call it a TREE. Of what environmental benefits is cutting trees to make religious books that you guys hardly read/read to understand, while some use same religious books to commit atrocities ?

Stop encouraging Deforestation . Trees are cut down and used to make paper that make up the pages of Bibles/Qurans/Religious tracts.

Trust me, who ever is going to marry more than one wife will do it, irrespective of whether his religious belief permit it or not. Man will take irrational decisions over a piece of ''Punny''.

This government must favour me

The fact that you still depend 100% on your parents for food,accomodation and education is going to make your coming out as Atheist a very difficult one in a country like Nigeria.Trust me, you don't want to be the ostracized one.

But is it really necessary to announce you are atheist? Stick to raising logical arguments only with religious folks, don't go telling every one you are atheist, trust me, these religious folks are the worst sets. They will seek to harm you just to prove there is a dog god.

Till you get a job and become fully independent, just play along. It takes nothing to sit in a boring church service for 2 to 3hrs Infact use that opportunity, to socialize and build your network contacts for the future. You need others (Christian/Muslim/ATR/Budhists) the way they need you too. That person responsible for your job or next 100 million naira contract might just be an old friend you made in that religious institution, you definitely don't want to jeopardize that opportunity by distancing yourself from others because of your personal convictions. Common sense is necessary my brother. Play safe where necessary!