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petra1:
There is no lele. Anybody can post any accusation against another . It's just attention getting things . If you want to leave a church . Leave jeje. If Judas were given opportunity to post . He would have good reason to betray Jesus from his perspective

Fair enough...!

You can't spend more than 7k officially for the whole process at the marriage registry. Every other expenses apart from that one is the one you decide to add yourself.

uvalued:
imagine a scenario where your hand is tightly chained and your feet shackled how to you get a slight opportunity?

An escape opportunity can present itself in many ways, that's​ why you need to be attentive and keep using that brain to think of creative ways till it's hopeless to use that brain. Some people can break one of their legs or cut out their hands just to escape, some can use the power of persuasion a.k.a sweet mouth, some will even go as far as doing utterly disgusting stuff that will make their kidnapper lose guard... it's a game of wits between the kidnapped and the kidnappers!

uvalued:
already you are in a hopeless state ...so what next?

Make use of your brain till the last minute when it's hopeless to use the brain. Is that really hard for you to understand? What other situations can a human no longer use his brain if not death...

uvalued:
okay your brain cells have reasoned all you can and you turn to prayer to who?

If you don't understand basic things like what a paragraph is, then we might have issues understanding each other. Below is my second paragraph

kevoh:
If the opportunity does not come, remain attentive till the last minute when it becomes hopeless.

No where did I say the atheist should pray or resort to prayer.

uvalued:
you used your brain but so do the ritualist and all available exit you can muster are all used up... what do you do... ?

Go back and read my comment again. The answer you are searching for is there, in the second paragraph!

Which one is survival kit again? If kidnapped, find the weak spot or the point your kidnappers lose guard and strike real hard. It's one shot so ensure you don't miss it. Watch the recap of the guy who escaped from Evan's custody on channels TV, the first set of chibok girls who escaped the first night Boko boys kidnapped them e.t.c they all have one thing in common, they struck hard at the opportunity to escape the moment it presented itself.

If the opportunity does not come, remain attentive till the last minute when it becomes hopeless.

I dunno the kind of mumu survival kit, you guys are talking about . My best guess is talking to myself a.k.a prayer, like that stuff ever works!

hahn:
This Jehovah dude is indeed incompetent and petty

I swear.

I would say hell fire was created before Adam when the Angels rebelled. Lucifer (Sorry sonofLuc1fer ) and his rebellious angels where sacked from heaven. Then hell fire was created to punish Lucifer and his rebellious angels. Now the problem, as usual with stories like this is it begs more questions that need to be answered not pushed away:

1. Why should heaven, a place created by this god as holy (Revealation 21:27), now have creatures that later turned sinful/evil. The bible says in 1 Thessalonians 4:3 , God can will sanctification a.k.a turn things holy. Armed with these knowledge, we can deduce that this god
a) Was powerless to keep Lucifer and his angels in a holy state in heaven so that they will not sin and rebel against or
b) The Bible was just telling us lies and contradicting itself as usual in those verses.

2. So armed with Omniscience, Omnipotence and being merciful, after discovering that Satan/Lucifer, his own creature, was up to no good, this god decides instead of forgiving Lucifer and instilling in him a total state of holiness, decides to create a burning hell fire where even his later creatures(humans) will join in burning to eternity

Marchman:
3. Pastor Chris is the orthodoxy
In CE, Pst Chris is the standard; he is the orthodoxy of the word of God. He is in fact treated like God. His words are law. He could cancel engagements, delay marriages and, in my mother’s language, can do and undo!
Everything revolves around him. He has limitless powers and not inhibited by anything.

And what do they say about absolute power corrupts absolutely?

Exactly what you have in the church. No one dares challenge him. In a godly environment, there should have been some enquiry in to the crisis of his marriage with the objective to mend the issues. But no one dares even raise such issues. People like Joe Agbaje are prepared to lie for him. I recall a time when the issue of PST Chris living separately from his wife came up here, Joe Agbaje defended him, claiming that the couple see often and even go on romantic get-away. It was not true. To all intents and purpose, the man abandoned his wife and family in London while gallivanting around the world with his concubines. This was wrong, but who could challenge the KING? The man had also warned members never to discuss pastors and that they should run away where such matters are being discussed. What you have is a situation where people are so afraid to even consider the allegations against him, so as not to be consumed by fire! SMH!!!

With such a context, the man can get away with anything, including polygamy. He can rewrite the bible, claiming that some portions or verses were not clearly written. He can do ANYTHING, and the staunch members and the pastors would defend him. I mean ANYTHING.

They deify him, call him the ‘Jesus in white suit,’ ‘the Jesus of our time’ and such heresies.
Two personal experiences really got me worried.

A. I was in church one day when a leader in a talk show said, “Pst Chris is not only in Ikeja or Lagos. His spirit is even here right now’’. I was shocked by the comments and obvious deification of a mere mortal. But when the pastor came up, he did not rebuke the speaker or said anything about it. I left for home, thinking hard: What has happened to these people?
B. Th other one was during prayer. The person leading the prayer asked us to pray so that the message of PST Chris will take over the world. Message of Pst Chris? I asked myself. I thought we came there because of the gospel/message of Christ? Does Pst Chris have a different message? Of course, I didn’t participate in that prayer but I was shocked that no one saw anything wrong in this, which validated my growing belief that the church was veering out of the Christian lane into something else.

I will stop here for now. But if challenged by the minions of the church, I have more arsenals. Good day and God bless you.

Pastor joagbaje a.k.a Petra1 , come and clear your name and that of Christ embassy. Once again another allegation/accusation is knocking at the door of Christ Embassy.

enomakos:
we have the money but the govt just refuse to buy

all teaching hospitals shall have at worse 10 ambulance each

and fully serviced, fueled and ready to go!

Japan thank you! Hopefully we'll stop hearing stories about ambulances not being available to move patients in emergency situations, because me I do not understand this country.

Looks like a farmer to me... Ikorodu people how far? Soon you will lynch the whole residents, in the name of finding Badoo gang members? Police and NIA what steps are you taking to tackle this Badoo menace?

hahn:
kingebukasblog people representing Jehovah

Kikiki ...So called christians can not even accomodate their fellow christians! They can not marry each other either! The hypocrisy within christianity is deep! They think unbelievers and atheists are their biggest problem and keep chasing the wind. When the cancer is already eating Christianity from within! I just dey laff!

5 years later, maybe there's still hope for mature threads on Nairaland!

NoToPile:
When they tell men to be part and parcel of the pregnancy process they think its only a woman that needs to know, if he had educated himself when he had those suspicions , he wouldn't have acted irationally and just be patient till he was opportuned to have a DNA test.

I bet some Fathers here are just knowing that pregnancy is counted from the first day of a woman's LMP. Some also don't know scan can be unreliable.


Men should educate themselves, they think they calculate pregnancy mathematically.

Its all online read about your wives pregnancy process .

Nope they won't read! They keep thinking the whole process is one plus one equal two.

OP, calm down! From the calculations you gave,the baby is yours! Calculating the day of conception is not linear mathematics like 1+1=2. The factors( safe period, fertile days, unfertile days, menstruation) involved vary a lot from cycle to cycle since we are dealing with the human body. Be wary, when your wife/girlfriend tells you she is in her safe period, she might be telling the truth but at the same time her body might have proceeded to very fertile at the very hour. Sperm can stay in the female body for 3 days and in the right conditions for 5 days before they die off. Now do the maths, safe but have sex today, fertile tomorrow, 3 days sperm! Voila proud parents!

All the gods are asleep on this matter. A supreme omniscient deity would not lose sleep on the matter of these kids. It's either it is aware of the suffering of these kids and would not do anything (which is wicked) or it simply does not exist hence the kids are left at the mercy of medical science. You would expect Benny Hinn and the other TV miracle crusaders rushing to the aid of the only 16 kids in this World with this ailment to perform a miracle to glorify their ever powerless yahweh. If its faith, trust me, their deperate Parents already have it!

I'm even angrier. Even our London based President will not miss the chance to score.

Mtchew! Those rocks will not do the work!

Where are the female fans? Aboki boys everywhere with their one way dressing style! And she has a name to identify with, enough with the expelled hausa actress crap!

1. If a baby girl of age 3 needs N200k for her upkeep, how much will she need when she gets to 20 years old and is now a bonafide slay mama? Mathematicians over to you!

2. Some families with 4 members( Father, Mother and two kids) live on a combined income of N150k and are still getting by?

3. What exactly does 3 year old girl use N200k for? Brazilian weave? Internet data for using Instagram and facebook? Shoes? Clothes? Lipstick? Mary Kay? Expensive perfume? Uber treats?

Marshalxv:
This is hypocrisy of the highest order,a woman confide in you about her challenges hoping you'll be nice enough to talk to her man and yet all you could do is to turn her to a joke and post her chat with you for the world to see.since you know you can't help her out,why not tell her clearly instead of being a dick about it,this is the part of this our so called celebrities I hate the most.you didn't even think of how the lady will feel when she gets to read this.

what an accomplishment,clap for yourself .

Ogbeni calm down jare! She asked Ali Baba to share it on his timeline!

Nma27:
As in, rinse the pieces after use Eeeeeeeewww!

kikikiki!

Rabbit fur and sometimes ordinary grass were even used! Keep eewing! Read the link below for some info then:
http://www.gregjenner.com/history-of-periods-and-tampons/

Nma27:
You should have seen my astonishment when I was told that Always is now sold for 400naira! Which way naija! I wonder d method our grandmothers used during their time sef

Cut wrapper into size enough to soak it, about 8 pieces will do the magic every month/cycle . Wash with antiseptic soap. Rinse and repeat method every month/cycle.

Me I want to ask and play the devil's advocate ooo . What would you do if you were in the man's shoes and your house girl stole your N200?

I was expecting something​ really different . Agnostic atheists (forming majority of Nairaland atheists) are still regarded as atheists on Nairaland, even Christians that are sincere like Wilgrea are quickly tagged atheists! Any counter opinion without a hint of Islam, gbam you are tagged atheist!

AntiWailer:
The bastard apparently gave a fake name.

Yemi Eberechi Alade and Segun Arinze are also fake names.

ITbomb:
I read that stuff on quora on how the oxygen might be the thing reducing our lifespan.
Something must kill a man

Thank you! Quora was where I read about it.