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I switched from etisalat to mtn. I can barely use mtn 5 gig for 6 days on PC...

Lekki flood is child's play compared to Suleja's own.

Those guys defending the picture are not smart jare, when losing an argument like that just use reverse psychology on those silly Chinese. Get YouTube videos and link to Chinese people defrauding others too. You can start with the plastic rice video.

The hush puppi joke was beginning to become stale. Suddenly every comedian started taking jabs at him in their shows, only a matter of time it becomes dry.

Church members and fashion parade are 5 and 6. Too much focus on fashion. Check Instagram and Facebook every Sunday morning for your fashion style.

QueenOfNepal:
You have a IQ and you see nothing wrong with buhari ruling you from a London death bed.



Go and exchange your IQ for used pads biko

Chaii! Una Sabi yab for Nairaland!

Your thread title is an Oxymoron, see some examples below:
1. How bitter is honey?
2. How fast can a 1 month old baby work/walk?
3. Am I 100% protected without a condom?
4. True lies
5. Facebook privacy
6. How real is the ponzi scheme xyzabcdotnet ?

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Ok, he probably will be sent to a Catholic school where he will be the coach of the boy's football team.

Lol...this happened in Jamaica. Majority of their dance steps are lewd but their society most times see it as normal, I won't worry myself much about the picture, it's freaking Jamaicans.

Make una marry atheists, una no go hear! We don't have wahala! We don't discriminate like the Orthodox and Pentecostal churches do or like the Shia and Sunni muslims do. We rarely grace the frontpage of Nairaland with news of divorce, wife/husband beating, paedophile case, rape, drinking of Pastor's holy milk e.t.c A trial will convince you.

BizLifeE:
Many armed robbers who have been caught and paraded on television always have different kinds of charm among their possession.

Yes I believe Nigeria Juju is real.

Doesn't this tell you that if their juju worked, they would not have been caught in the first place?

sonofluc1fer:
So.. God will take away a great future that can impact millions if you fornicate. Lol. You have stupid beliefs.

Kikiki

Quit that job and return to Abuja! You will spend less with you and your family in one location:
1 house rent, 1 light bill, 1 foodstuff shopping, money you use for traveling down everytime from lagos to Abuja can be used for something else, good roads and lesser hold ups meaning that your car will last.

Bank SMS charge major culprit! As for the annual ATM debit card maintenance charge, someone with an idea should please explain what they are maintaining after we have been charged for procuring same card!

hahn:
No 1 is the best religion so far

I already know you will like that number one...

I've seen that Baha'i building here in Abuja, not even far from my estate. As for the number one, yimu

hardbody:
A bad male child will sell your house while you are still living there.

I will take a make child selling my house than my female child whoring herself out for all and sundry, my heart just can't take it with the kind of imagination of her being cheaply used that I might have. Just my opinion!

maybe our able nairalander, Babalawos will have the answer!

Forget Badoo! Right now, Ikorodu residents are blood thirsty like vampires! Many residents trying to experiment/experience what it feels to let another person's blood flow. Any small reason, they will cause murder.

Is it normal for one to wish to have only one girl-child or no girl-child but only boys as kids? Cos the kind tin pesin they see every day fit get Fathers heart-attack if they find out.

Make she try smile small for her pictures, she will look prettier.

Kikiki... And there will be chanting that stale verse upandan to Atheists that ''A fool says in his heart bla bla bla..." Meanwhile they are eating grasses like cows in their churches, drinking petrol/poison, drinking holy milk of their Pastors or rolling in muddy water in the name of Christianity. The comedy never ends with these lots..!

What's special about this? Why should we give a f.u.ck because someone is on the streets?

RaptorX:
I think people are referring to the regular fire service not the airport fire service who have to be on top of their game before countries like US and other western countries allow their airlines to fly into Nigeria.

At the bolded phrase, If you say so I can not speak for those ones.

grandstar:
Maybe now but the Sosoliso fire incident was due to the neglect of the fire service. It's a pity

Fair enough! That was when Obasanjo set the ball rolling for the sanitisation of the aviation sector. I am not saying every thing is now 100% with the aviation industry but things have improved. International bodies (ICAO) are now sending their own inspectors to ensure that the airports meet international safety standards. Without these certification, international airlines will refuse to fly into your airport. A lot of things going on underground!

Those of you saying if na Naija bla, bla, bla, are just ignorant. The fire service (under FAAN) at our International Airports are on standby 24 hours, they basically have their office there. All it takes is a simple radio call from the Air traffic controllers who are the first eyes on ground at the airport. At least the one in Abuja, I have seen in action in both fire and non-fire emergencies, and they were efficient and responsive. Their firetrucks are similar to the one in the OP but in red color.

It's not every time you people will be denigrating your country. There is some good you know, even if it's minute.

Noise ! Nothing go happen! Police informant carry on! The informant is among you guys (Yahoo boys) . Search yourselves well.

Ikorodu people, hope you guys will have sense now? NPF, NIA, DSS do something, this is getting out of hand! More innocent getting murdered by blood thirsty mob in the name of Badoo members!

Just saw the video this morning. See smiles on my face , you won't understand till you have kids. The sight of your kids being happy and playful alone trumps these no furniture, dirty house e.t.c trolls are making noise about. Try and have the experience of raising one first before you
start trolling.