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logica:
It's the accent.

kikikiki I understand now...

Shoe magnate you mean ! Vanguard newspaper for that matter

I don't think we care now, he's been gone too long and we don't miss him. PYO can continue till 2019.

MadCow1:
Israel and Saudi Arabia. .

Yes oh. How did I forget those ones?

Israeli tourism ministry be stacking that cash everyday! All thanks to African sheeples!

naaija:
They confessed to the crime and led detectives to Ogidi in Anambra State where the 12 suspected stolen children were recovered from one Pastor Chinedu Strongson 48yrs of Gospel Fire Ministry, Nkwele-Ogidi, David Ikesinachi, Ebere Edwin, Adaeze Enyi 22yrs, and Chike Agwunenu 55yrs. The Pst Chinedu Strongson paid 400,000 for each child sold to him. Please parents let's be careful with our children and wards. God Bless Delta State, God Bless Nigeria.

Tomorrow they will tell you one 86 years old barren woman gave birth in their Church . We know how you guys (Pastors) work na, dem plenty for Abuja.

ftechclass:
You al are going to hell. Osanobua is fake just as Yahweh.
Orunmila is the true God , you try counter me. May Sango strike you

Religion funny sha

Thankfully, Osanobua is not a wicked, malevolent and blood thirsty god like Yahweh, who was said to have created hell for his people to roast. With Osanobua, once you die you cross over to meet with your ancestors pending the time you will be reborn to earth. It's a cycle Osanobua has created. No one gets roasted.

John 14:6 says

6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Mischievous OP, any religion that doesn't believe in Christ is not recognize by God.

I stand with Osanobua, the creator of all and the one true GOD. Any religion that doesn't believe in his four sons is not recognized by Osanobua, the only true GOD.

Kenyan Pastor with mysterious skin disease? That's an Oxymoron na!

Originakalokalo:
Ok. If the mosquitoes have developed resistance to the insecticides​, they cannot penetrate the tiny holes in the net.

If you or anyone you know make the mistake of putting his face or hand on the net while sleeping inside then you will know they don't need to penetrate the net holes to cause any harm. I experienced this in boarding school, woke up the next morning and I had over 20 mosquito bites on one half of my face that was resting on the net.

Yesternight, I was spraying raid insecticide directly at two mosquitoes hovering around my sitting room light and the moth**f**kers didn't even feel it. These tiny insects have evolved beyond everything we throw at them. Maybe a more biological approach like introducing a specie they will mate with and make them sterile and not be able to reproduce will be better.

NubiLove:
what exactly makes him more Nigerian than Anthony Joshua?

It's normal trash talking in boxing, it's allowed [s]as long as it doesn't extend towards racism.[/s] Any thing that puts Nigeria in the positive light of media is welcomed. T. Fury feel free to fly the Nigerian flag.

People saying ''A woman being raped must forcefully scream in pain'' are just being ignorant . A classic case of being educated by too much Nollywood/Hollywood rape scenes. Down there, there are about 8000 nerve endings for females concentrated in just that small region which about doubles the 4000 nerve endings males have. Any slight stimulation in that region sets the mood on, be it consented or forced. If you understand female core physiology very well, you would know the husband is just using the moaning as an excuse to evict her. The man has been battered psychologically and lost his ego after witnessing the scene. That's what his making him send her away.

Nice one Kcee! Your music is crap to me but this humane gesture from you and E-money is commendable.

Enyimbamercedes:
Boarding procedure:

Surely don't wear shoes with torn socks or a trouser that needs a belt to hold it up and if you have smelly feet please be sure to fumigate it; you'd be required to take of your belt and shoes.

This is true. Take this advice serious! A sweet babe might just be behind you on the queue, you sure do not want to spoil your chances.

Too late, the Arabs of Saudi can not be fooled.







I love dates though. Very good for quenching those midnight cravings and good for your health, instead of a bowl of ice cream or another plate of akpu at 12 midnight, grab a few dates instead.

nana228:
No, most of them did not keep their first pregnancy to draw public sympathy, they kept it because they were either not "wise" enough to have an abortion or they had a conscience thing going on. However, pregnancy and having a baby outside wedlock in a society like Nigeria changed them. It is a very difficult position, They saw that the hypocrisy was too much (same people that are anti abortion also shame unmarried moms), they are constantly shamed and it's better not to have another child outside wedlock.

Does it mean that most unmarried girls have not had series of abortions? They are just "wise" enough to have an abortion and not become single moms.

In addition, even legally married mums sometimes do abortion with their husband's consents​. People don't talk much about it in 9ja because they don't know and the hypocrites and poke-nosers usually focus the attack on unmarried fellows. You would be shocked at the number if a survey was carried out.

hahn:
They might be researching on the limits of human stupidity

hahn:
Chai!

Nigerians were claiming they were aliens that year

We don't have superior technology na! Aliens can not come to 9ja! There's nothing to find here.

Marketing strategy...soon they will announce their product. Anyone remember 3 orange men of miranda

Striking testimony is actually on this thread. A condescending Christian,without being provoked,insulting someone and calling the person ashawoo on a Sunday! And yet these ones will be mouthing off, calling atheists bad people. SMH

This is a jail worthy offence according to Nigerian law. Churchill should be in jail by now, at least 7 years..

How Israeli tourism department and their government react when they see Africans troop in daily to see the birthplace and grave of the Nazarene:

Chei, see easy way of making money . Please, I am selling T.B Joshua's morning water ooo! Even afternoon and Night water I get. Contact me if you live outside Lagos and need some bottles. Offer limited to only 20 gullible christians.

I like the one you hear in the background of those viral comedy videos: Chisos is Lord... Apostle must hear this!

Madame gathered the whole house for a crying selfie! This is classic! Should make the top ten outstanding selfies of the year.

NnamdiN:
you no get chills at all where these pastors dey

Lol...

A good paying job can also get rich men attracted to you. No one wants to get married to a liability these days. The people you were arguing with are just close-minded.

How do we know the conversation was not forged by the Pastor? Pastors have been known to do all sorts of vices to become popular.

Your money, your problem! I see people spend heavy on phones and then utilise only 20% of the phones capabilities, end up with a cracked screen and then get same phone stolen. If you feel it's ok to spend 100k to 200k on your phone, please go ahead, like I said, your money your problem.

I have never really liked this man Right from the days of bayowa half hour, no reason just disgust anytime I see him.

It's not the courses that are the problem, it's the lack of creation of jobs. Only very few industries are functioning, those who shout entrepreneurship are basically doing businesses ,such as importation, that rarely need the services of any professional skill. Fresh graduates, not just the ones listed by the OP alone, are churned out every year to face this stark reality.