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googles:
[size=13pt]sorry sir wat would you like to have ?[/size]

your manager

hmmm that woman is disgusting. it is not likely that she has any money cuz she would have used it for surgery by now. the express way growing boobies and stuff is a little too abstract. lets create a hypothetical situation where we make the following assumptions:
. there are an equal amount of men and women in the world.
.1/2 of the men are rich and 1/2 are poor.
.3/4 of the women are beautiful and the others are fat.
. there are also monkeys whose males are very rich and whose females have boobies and stuff.
.monkeys are capable of performing all sexual functions of human beings

Hypothetically the result would be that the proportion of men with money would be paired off with an equal proportion of women who are beautiful. this takes care of 1/2 of the entire human population. of the remaining women, remember that 1/2 of them are beautiful and therefore these are the women the poor men want to marry. however these women want a rich guy and would rather pair off with a rich monkey than a poor man and so we are left with 1/2 of the entire population of guys to make a match with the remaining women who constitute only 1/4 of the entire population of women. after this round of pairing there are 1/4 of the entire population of men without partners and these men turn to the female monkeys and pair with them.

conclusion: women would make money their top consideration when given a number of options while men would only resort to extremes for the lack of any other option.

i've been sitting here for thirty minutes and no one has attended to me

:-(:-(

Hey pweety afar now? U stil need company in that room?

Googles divorce that ur husband abeg. Come here and make me feel good

Simple. Wat about the unbeliever who do not speak arabic?

Hmm since its now become the fashion to fall in love with pweety i hereby declare my undying love for pweety. Baby i w ill take a bullet for u eversince i saw your username i knew u were the one for me ;-)

obviously this person feels threatened by the 'wat do nigerian girls offer' thread and came here to wage war and started by telling some stupid meaningless lies. why start what you can't finish?

guys lets support this dude naw, this would have been funny if i hadn't seen it before

6 pages already?!?!? you girls are maniacs!

we must judge this one o.

and wats with tupac pics on NL these days? the op has one and some other posters too. good to see the big man is still alive in our minds.

^you too??

^ yea ur a hunter alright. hunting in the jungle of rich men yea? happy hunting

candylips:
these are are two best times in a man's life . i can't wait to be 50 with a lot of dough.

14 - 20 was so much fun

so where you at now?

if you want to hunt go out and hunt. is anyone holding you? truth is that women prefer to 'sit back and look pretty'. in any case your lion vs lioness analogy is inept because in real life, lionesses do most of the hunting.

was[color=#000099]that[color=#550000]mean?[/color][/color]
(oboy nor vex)

medjai:
there are 1001 players in the sme level wiv messi, kaka and likes, its all about the media. For example, Luis Suarez( Ajax) scores like every other day in the dutch league but when Fernando Torres scores a brace, he is likened to Van Basten. When C.Ronaldo scores a freekick, the media make seem like it's something unprecedented and when Sebastian Larsson scores a brace of freekicks, they turn the other way like nothing had happened.
Modric deserves to rated with the best of the best. Another guy is Joe Hart. Everybody knows he's good but how many think he's the best? To me he is. Sebastian Larsson is another very good player. He's been very instrumental to w@ Birmingham has acheived tjis season. Rodallega proved me right yesterday. Sublime finish against Liverpool.

the fact is that you have to analyze a whole lot of factors such as the strength of the league the player is playing in. good players in small leagues eventually get moves to bigger clubs where they get better coverage. some go to bigger leagues and are establish themselves as true stars where as some others go to big leagues and fade out completely. it is fallacy of cataclysmic proportions to say there are even 10 players like messi and ronaldo in world football right now.

you buy two standard issue army grenades, one m16 assault rifle, two .44(fo fo) magnums and a bunch of hollow tip 9mm bullets and then blow then to hell!

Pweety4me:
_{As many as possible!}

looks like the op needs a friend.

dude are yu for real??anyways i can't help you but let me call the appropriate authorities.
bad mo fo they are looking for you where are you?? @ poster don't worry help is on the way

fine lets say you have to understand arabic to understand islam. my original question was why did the so caled miracle signs have to appear in their arabic form and not in the much more easily recognizable english form- allah?

one of the prettiest chis here is sadly the least intelligent , mama-gee.

woman wrapper tendencies! lol you sound like my brother. well i'm too sleepy to fight with a lady i don't know from adam

@shilling nice pic.you have noticeable eyes, not sure if thats quite the word though

hey sweet pie chill. i was under the impression that we were all joking?

@ meatpie, glory to you.now disappear before i eat you

sweetpie23:
to be honest there are more pretty babes on nairaland compare to the guys I can at least come up with 20 nairaland girls name that are at least pretty, but I can not come up with even 5 hot nairaland guys. And who make the loudest noise, the guys.

i don suffer no be small.who be this meat pie sef?

@ inesqor, guy u be united nations peace keeper?

hmmm nice pic. what took you so long?

chiogo:
is you talking to me? or quoting me was a mistake??

i smell a catfight brewing

@selena ait don't mind me,i was just hopping you would post a pic so i could salivate over it . if you think you are that pretty what's it to me?

sorry i meant tupac is now a na'vi lol sorry

okay selena lets startover. i agree your the most pretty, accept my imaginary hand shake