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CrimeRe: #findhinyumoren: "They Raped, Killed And Buried My Friend" - Lady Cries Bitterly by Khaldave(m): 10:44am On May 02, 2021
This is so sad and heartbreaking, was actually praying she's found alive and unharmed , so sad it had to be this way. God punish anyone into rituals and get rich quick methods , punish Nigeria government for not creating infrastructure for graduates to thrive, punish all self centred millionaire that choose to build mansion all over the world and don't think abt viable business that will help and sustain Nigerians.

But in the long run , it's never too late to learn a skill , no matter how small, from there one can grow also

Saddened by this news , Rest in Peace , young soul
CareerRe: What are The Best Handwork To Learn In Nigeria? by Khaldave(m): 6:27pm On Apr 30, 2021
Well so nice trying to learn a skill

Ever tot abt food or catering

Becoming a Chef is quite lucrative and you never out of job since Naija likes faaji Wella

Though the training is quite expensive but it's worth it
TravelRe: Cow Imported From US By Ekiti Government Breaks Loose At Lagos Airport by Khaldave(m): 8:44am On Apr 23, 2021
catfrog10:
You see these creatures called black people, they are are very very useless. They don't have sense at all. How can someone with a right mind import cows?
Guessing you are the one lacking knowledge.
The cows being imported are of a different species and variants .
The cows are being imported for the production of diary goods , such as milk ,cheese and the rest.
Some cows are only useful in meat production while others thrives in different angles.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help A Soul In Desperate Need by Khaldave(op): 8:17pm On Apr 18, 2021
Kindly I'm still pleading with anyone. please help a friend
God bless you all abundantly
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First Bank
Bless you all
Regards
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help A Soul In Desperate Need by Khaldave(op): 7:00pm On Apr 18, 2021
Khaldave:
Hello fellow nairalanders ,

Sadly I wouldn't bring this here but I'm running very low on options and I need the little help I can get from the generous heart of every kind hearted people here .

I'm a Chef , practicing for a while , got trained at a culinary school in Lagos and was working with one of the top hospitality brands in Lagos b4 I had an accident. The accident caused me my job and I've spent virtually all I saved up to open a shack for myself on treatment.
Now I'm fully healed and recovered from my injuries and opportunities are coming up ,good recommendations from my previous place of work but sadly I reside on the mainland and major opportunity are mostly on the island .
I have an interview scheduled for tomorrow on the island ,and kindly need your help in sustaining myself for the prior one month before monthly pay comes in, as I'm typing, don't even have transportation fee to my destination tomorrow . I'm pleading for your assistance and understanding.
best regards

Any kind gesture can be sent to my account.

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Hello Everyone

Shouldn't be posting this here online but desperate times calls for desperate measures.
I'm soliciting for any kind help,but as the saying no free food even in Freetown.
So if there's anyone on the mainland craving for that special dish, salads , sandwiches, continental dish , Mediterranean dish, Pasta dishes , Indian and national dishes , DM at a very discounted rate of services.

I'm at your service ,kindly DM for information.
Jobs/VacanciesHelp A Soul In Desperate Need by Khaldave(op): 5:49pm On Apr 18, 2021
Hello fellow nairalanders ,

Sadly I wouldn't bring this here but I'm running very low on options and I need the little help I can get from the generous heart of every kind hearted people here .

I'm a Chef , practicing for a while , got trained at a culinary school in Lagos and was working with one of the top hospitality brands in Lagos b4 I had an accident. The accident caused me my job and I've spent virtually all I saved up to open a shack for myself on treatment.
Now I'm fully healed and recovered from my injuries and opportunities are coming up ,good recommendations from my previous place of work but sadly I reside on the mainland and major opportunity are mostly on the island .
I have an interview scheduled for tomorrow on the island ,and kindly need your help in sustaining myself for the prior one month before monthly pay comes in, as I'm typing, don't even have transportation fee to my destination tomorrow . I'm pleading for your assistance and understanding.
best regards

Any kind gesture can be sent to my account.

3078185653
First bank
RomanceRe: What Three Moments Made You Shed The Most Painful Tears? by Khaldave(m): 10:04pm On Apr 11, 2021
Well guessing the day I lost my grandfather, the man was really a good old gee, mostly he will be like, Guy take my phone check weather pension Don enter, withdraw 250k, buy me goat meat and make sure food stuffs dey house, u self use the remaining for ur upkeep and don't tell ur mumsy ooo.
Cried like hell, he's unforgettable
RomanceRe: The Number Of Girls I Have Dated and made love to (pictures) by Khaldave(m): 9:13pm On Apr 11, 2021
Lovethaa:
Last year October I decided to write down the names of all the women have had a Romantic relationship with and the numbers were 23..

Although I only had sex with 16 of them countless times .. the remaining managed to escape without penetration but cuddles and kisses were involved ..

I'm a changed person now and I don't really fancy sex again , sometimes I even wished that I didn't have that much relationship count . but too late

So NL guys What is your relationship count ?..

Note : slashed names in pics means sex involved
unslashed means just cuddles




modified.

I have removed the pictures
You still be first class learner, wanna bed 100 b4 marriage, currently on 90+ the last few just eluding me.
So my Guy u never start
CrimeRe: Deardevil Driver Jump Two Tunnels To Escape #police by Khaldave(m): 3:42pm On Apr 10, 2021
Fast and Furious Japa edition
RomanceRe: If You Visit Your Fiancee And See This (photo) by Khaldave(m): 7:22pm On Apr 09, 2021
Bornsinner7:
Haha.. suspicious about what??

She can have a fat friend.. who might have visited her and sat on the bed
Hired Killer , Bed Killer , Way Paver,
PoliticsRe: Wreckage Of Missing NAF Alpha Jet 475 Found In Bama, Body Of Pilot Also Found by Khaldave(m): 8:47am On Apr 05, 2021
Monogamy:
Too bad

That crash is questionable.. Let assume the jet was faulty, the pilot should have known and eject before the jet would crash
Lolz, this is Nigeria, who knows maybe the eject button and system has been sold off at ladipo auto market.
CrimeRe: I Was Scammed Of 58k On Instagram by Khaldave(m): 8:47am On Apr 04, 2021
Funny , why pay 53k for a faulty device , faulty device ,Haba bro u no do well oooo, if your money to reach to buy iphone 8 plus, biko buy 7654 or maybe a tecno ,sorry for ur loss bro
Christianity EtcRe: Should I Do This ......or Continue Being Depressed?.pls Advice by Khaldave(op): 10:04am On Apr 01, 2021
But kindly guys I wanna know , and need ur advice.

Should I do as instructed in the dream by buying locust beans or seek a more enlighten spiritual guidance
Christianity EtcRe: Should I Do This ......or Continue Being Depressed?.pls Advice by Khaldave(op): 10:01am On Apr 01, 2021
Down and at my lowest point in a long time.But thanks to everyone that took time to contribute , appreciate you all .God bless
Christianity EtcRe: Should I Do This ......or Continue Being Depressed?.pls Advice by Khaldave(op): 9:36am On Apr 01, 2021
bugatti02:
Kindly do as you have been told to do... You've been given a spiritual direction... Stick to it. Peace.
That's where the fear lies , haven't done anything as such b4 , and it doesn't sound biblical . Anything beyond olive oil and water , count me out
Christianity EtcRe: Should I Do This ......or Continue Being Depressed?.pls Advice by Khaldave(op): 9:32am On Apr 01, 2021
Jashub:
Brother, you're beginning to sound like someone who doesn't have faith. Do you know that giving is one of basic duties of a Christian? Please never regret it. In fact, giving sometimes might seem like foolishness but in disguise it is a spiritual move that blesses. Which is why the bible says " it is more blessed to give than to receive "(Acts 20:35). So please never see it as a burden
It starting to look so , and it's confusing the mind , guess through my last night praise I had an eye opener.and things are really rough at the moment , but guess will proceed on a fast , should help clear my head
Christianity EtcRe: Should I Do This ......or Continue Being Depressed?.pls Advice by Khaldave(op): 9:17am On Apr 01, 2021
heendrix:
This is deep

concerning the careless giving I've since stopped giving alms to beggers esp women beggers except my heart strikes me into giving. you gotta be very careful bro esp giving to women and those Old mamas
If I could think properly,I guess that's during the new year Eve, gave one particular person and it's just getting clear on my mind now , sadly I'm owing the woman currently but her old nature , u can't owe her and pin , now I'm out of job and she's less concerned abt the amount I wanted to pay her
Christianity EtcRe: Should I Do This ......or Continue Being Depressed?.pls Advice by Khaldave(op): 9:14am On Apr 01, 2021
majamajic:
Which blockage ?

grin grin grin

The blockage didn't add to your story, unless u are teaching us
The fortress that wasn't on the road b4,that's way I mean by that blockage.

Don't know if it has ever occurred to you b4, that at times when u dream ,it feels like you've been there b4 or sometimes in real life
Christianity EtcShould I Do This ......or Continue Being Depressed?.pls Advice by Khaldave(op): 8:54am On Apr 01, 2021
Hello guys

So I rarely comment,post but most active everyday whenever I can on nairaland and urgently need your advice.
Will try to be brief to the point and kindly forgive my diction .

So I've been going through a depressing time lately , lost my job in January through a flimsy fight that could have been avoided. So most times I think about how things suddenly turned sour as I was already looking forward into 2021 and making some plans.
Most times I think about my sudden situation and ask myself how it all went wrong ,I pray whenever I can and also get high when the thinking overwhelmed my heart.
But to cut the long story short , I had a dream last night and it was one of those vividly real type, couldn't sleep was awake all through then I sang some praises maybe my body will calm and fall asleep , finally I did and now the dream.

Dreamt that I was on a trip ,more likely to a place I know but haven't been there in a while , so as the trip continued only for me to get to a familiar road ,which was untared but only this time more like a fortress has been built on the road , I tried going through but with each step the slippery the road becomes , then suddenly a woman and a child appeared to me, not the fairy god mother type , she was looking old and rough , and she sought for my help by asking for arm,which I gave and in return I asked for direction as the last time I was on that road the fortress wasn't there
Then something shocking happened, she said I caused the blockage due to careless giving and my carefree attitude, and that if I want the blockage removed I should get locust beans ,rub it all over my feet and either find a river to throw the beans or give it to birds to cart away

Kindly is this biblical ,need your advice and prayers
PoliticsRe: Amidst Paucity Of Funds, Nigerian Govt Proceeds With ₦42 Billion NASS Renovation by Khaldave(m): 3:34pm On Mar 27, 2021
Yus2020:
Apc and Buhari Government is not useless
Devil punish you there
PoliticsRe: Police Officer, Garba Saleh Rabo Rejects ₦1 Million Bribe, Arrests Giver In Kano by Khaldave(m): 4:27pm On Mar 26, 2021
UNBELIEVABLE, Nigeria police officer turns down one million naira bribe , guess it's a dream, probably officer wants more and since the marketer refuse to pay more , guess when he gets to the station and court of law and also getting his warehouse locked and goods destroyed he will lose more
CrimeRe: Niger State Official Shot Dead By Suspected Bandits (Graphic Photo) by Khaldave(m): 4:21pm On Mar 26, 2021
R.I.P ,so sad n shocking , sadly don't understand y the north are not saying anything abt this daily killings.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Did You Come About Your Nairaland Moniker? by Khaldave(m): 1:10pm On Mar 26, 2021
womenareapes1:
I hate Naija women, and our foolish women have this morphological characteristics with apes,

hence my moniker (womenareapes)
Pardon my curiosity, Is ur mother a male or ,,she male or wah else
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Did You Come About Your Nairaland Moniker? by Khaldave(m): 1:07pm On Mar 26, 2021
deherdsman:
no yaps. i choose that that moniker because i'm a proud gentle FULANI.
Gentle Bandit, Hmmmmmmmm
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Did You Come About Your Nairaland Moniker? by Khaldave(m): 1:06pm On Mar 26, 2021
Kondomatic:
Some things are better left unsaid
Not as kondomatic as a friend I used to hangout with
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Did You Come About Your Nairaland Moniker? by Khaldave(m): 12:50pm On Mar 26, 2021
#G.O.T ,Dotkari , Khal Drogo , guess came from there or so
RomanceRe: My First Date Got Ruined Because I Don't Have Chair by Khaldave(m): 11:02am On Mar 26, 2021
Sorry abt your plight brother , but next time buy a taller bed and not those hostel regulars. build a proper bed , ask your carpenter should be able to fix u up
FoodRe: Looking To Employ A Chef by Khaldave(m): 12:52am On Mar 25, 2021
You for best find houseboy then , a chef cooking and cleaning at the same time .Food safety and hygiene regulations , that's why a proper kitchen has stewards
PoliticsRe: Governor Ortom Confirms Attack On His Convoy By Herdsmen. PDP, Reno Omokri React by Khaldave(m): 7:30pm On Mar 20, 2021
jrusky:
Your last statement carry the whole talk. The day Buhari get his stinky
a s s out of Aso Hell, fulani go see hell.
Well 2023 almost here , next year it's gonna be campaign all through, Buhari's end is almost near , that's if Mr death don't come calling first
HealthRe: Borno Man Babagana Usman Commits Suicide In Kano, Leaves A Note by Khaldave(m): 7:17pm On Mar 20, 2021
This Buhari regime is very depressing but suicide is not the answer. If u are feeling depressed talk to someone about it , find that one thing that gives u happiness and embrace it , believe in yourself irrespective of this government
PoliticsRe: Governor Ortom Confirms Attack On His Convoy By Herdsmen. PDP, Reno Omokri React by Khaldave(m): 7:12pm On Mar 20, 2021
And thinking of it, which sane country gives personal security details to Cow rearers , killer fulani herdsmen , guess only under Cowlord Buhari regime ,. Other saner climes don't have cows patrolling their street and highways . Nigeria has enough arable lands for ranching .An average New yorker don't see a cow in their lifetime excerpt you visit a farm yet u get the best beef steaks .This is the 21 century .Ban open grazing

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