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Ex Zimbabwean leader Robert Mugabe was given a heroic state funeral on Saturday (14.09.19) and above all, he will be remembered for his great wit.

These are some of his ‘deepest’ quotes that he is famous for.

1) “When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don’t take a goat as a friend.”

2) “If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk around with X-ray machines to see inner beauty.”

3) “When one’s goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour’s soup gets suspicious.”

4) “Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.”

5) “Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on, rather than send it to your mum, and you realise witchcraft is real.”

6) “If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.”

7) “What is the problem with deporting white men from Africa? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.”

“Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.”

9) Interviewer: “Mr President, when are you bidding the people of Zimbabwe farewell?”
Robert Mugabe: “Where are they going?”

10) “If I am given a chance to travel through time, I will go back to 1946, find Donald Trump’s father and give him a condom.”

Mugabe who was a teacher by profession ruled Zimbabwe for 37 years. He left two sons and a daughter by second wife Grace

OsunOriginal:
The same shameless old man has no other place to live apart from Lagos (Lekki) which Tinubu developed.

People like you sha! You get luck sha say na just social media. No go carry talk like this for some kind place o. Them fit lynch you I swear

The 5 musketeers

Massiveglory:
Op you must be a failure. Only failures manufacture excuses for their failures.

NBA held symposium at emilokan backyard, he was missing in action.
ICAN had an invite for the presidential candidates, emilokan was missing in action.
Various stations invited emilokan to come speak out what he has, the old man japa.

From the intro of the presidential candidates, if emilokan was there, it would have been a show of shame.
Everyone there had a visible background. Primary , secondary and higher institution.

Emilokan has no background of primary/ secondary institution.

Emilokan is a failed institution. A certified unfit politician who is desperate for power.
The number of votes he gets will really goba long way in telling the number of people that need yaba help.

Thank you

spencekat:
I ask:Is ObJ the Alpha and Omega?

Take it or leave it. Obj is a kingmaker. He left Goodluck Jonathan that was why Buhari won in 2015

immortalcrown:
I laugh.

They are just trying to confuse and convince fools. How is calling the nanny on phone an offence? What you can criminalize is what Eniola discussed with the nanny. Eniola calling the nanny is not an offence unless Eniola was labelled an enemy to Davido before the call.

First of all, show a CCTV footage of how Ifeanyi walked out of the house alone, met nobody around the swimming pool and jumped into the swimming pool. I am not talking about a video of how Ifeanyi was struggling in the pool, I am talking about a video of how he entered the pool. If that footage is not released, the incident is not an accident.

At last person wey get sense.

Tinubu has more than 400 houses... Atiku nnko?...

If to say them succeed na so them for come out they call themselves yahoo boys. 89 percent of these so called big time yahoo guys are ritualists or kidnappers...

If you like lick the man ass. The man made a vow. "Atiku will never be president as long as I am alive" -Obj

Aremwayne:
May God give Davido the fortitude to bear the loss.

Please don't call God's name in such devilish act. Shey na God send am to...

easyfem:
I even get house pass am self ...hiss

And you dey here dey use freebasics.com take enter nairaland

Some of them are not really mad. Some are secret agents,...and all other sort of things

Hmmmm....

If Atiku wins... He will use our money to pay for visa to the moon, Mars, Jupiter and only God knows where

Which one be "please accept the warm regard of the permanent secretary"
What does the man have to do with the regard?

BanevsJoker:
You might want to delete this.

Why?

Nothing like generational curses. OBO knows what is wrong. Ask yourself why there was no CCTV coverage of the incident?
With your phone and google check people who had drowned in pool or bathtubs or whose kids had drowned. They all have one thing in common.... Hmmmm....hmmmm...

Ademola47:
Same thing happened to Dbanj few years ago...so sad.

Question is; is this just a mere coincidence?

Question is are these coincidences?

Hndrrxxx:
RIPP






Our Prayers and Thoughts are with them ❤️ ❤️

What's that? As an Arsenal fan I pray they don't ever get up sef

CheapHomes1:
So the 100,000 political appointees and their families will show Wike their ballot paper before casting their votes?

Appointments or not. Rivers people love Wike. He virtually owns the state right now. They adore the man. He's done really well as a governor. His people will follow him. You will remember these my words

icedbreez:
Shey Tinubu share money for Kano and people nor still come out?

Of course them go come out take money na... Even during the elections people go still collect money from the broom and the umbrella people na. The actual voting na him matter

“The implication is that with the appointment, Wike is already 100,000 votes ahead because all the appointees will vote for the presidential candi­date who the governor backs..."
The siblings of these 100,000 will also likely vote for who wike votes for... A very potent strategy... Imagine what happens if the other 4 musketeer governor friends of his imitates this plan. ATIKU is out of the race

La click la bend

Exactly! We all thank God you survived. But please sir kindly tell us who killed those seven that were not so fortunate like you to survive. Since it's clear you know them. The7lives matter

Ataga's death is tied to one man's illegal arrest in a certain African country...

Technomics:
If only you all understand what it is.

If you say let's do fair elections, Obi will win.
If you want to rig the election, trust me, you can never do rigging more than OBJ himself.

In other words; Obi go win whether by hook or by crook

It is finished! PDP will not get 1k vote in Rivers.

BlakKluKluxKlan:
Bro, let's stop unnecessary delusions. Even if Russia has such quantity of nuclear weapons, do not forget that the others will not just look on as spectators.
Again, your assumption is based on Russia's claims which could be neither here nor there. Yet again, all the myth of Russia's near invincibility in conventional warfare has been rubbished by this war. Russia has been humbled. Her lack of war strategy and and dependable weaponry has been laid bare.

Bro how market? You reading the news?

The government is sending a message... The contract to Tompolo in the first place had a motive

Them no say make pikin no get big big teeth so far make e get big lips to cover am. Zelensky no go say him no see who warn am.