₦airaland Forum

Lord Naya: How is the social or party life in ekiti ? Are they hospitable?

Social life:

Queens court and pathfinder are their top hotels with night club..but their location is like going from WUSE 2 in abuja to NYANYA in nassarawa. ( In summation: RUBBISH)

Corner shops and lock up shops close as early as 8.30pm and open as late as 11am...( Lazy people)

So tribalistic even to their fellow yorubas

The beat the shit outta KOCKANE at oriakpata( cultist zone)

Kockane: Employment opportunities in ekiti are numerous. They have one of the highest number of schools in nigeria. Everywhere you go, school. I can guarantee you 80% of corpers posted to ekiti would end up in d classroom. And d pay package, its a handsome sum of five thousand naira a month. Even those in governor's office, house of assembly, dey all get 5k. I served in the teachin hosp so I was a lil fortunate, my salary was 30k. Apart from that,the only oda places where you can get more than 5k are the banks and private companies (wich are few anyways).

@ kockane....lwtmb..your blog mentioned some people u miss

I LOVE EKITI.. EKITI IS PERFECT.

BLADES OF GLORY: the final stunt pulled by will ferrel (chaz) and his patner.. The one that almost took off his head
CONSTANTINE: the part he pulled down angel gabrielle by aligning his hands together

Sons of anarchy S2: part where the sam crow gang put a hand to hand combat against the KKKs

Romeo and juliet: the part where john leguzamo splendidly and stylishly pulled of his jacket, pulled out his LONE SWORD( beretta ) , kisses it , aims at romeo's boy and BANG

MI4: all ethan hunt stunts....

Gang of new york: the first battle betweem BUTCHER and LIAM NEESON

DEADWOOD
SONS OF ANARCHY

Jeepers creepers( nigerian version)

Wow!!!

How did you upload it in HD

Ode

Straylight run's hands in the sky featured in the series SONS OF ANARCHY

Evanesence....smokin aces 2

GOODDAY,
I AM OKERIE EMMANUEL UR CORPER MATE AT ADO L.G.A IN EKITI STATE 2010 BATCH C, MY STATE CODE IS  EK/10C/1027 HAVE YOU GOTTEN JOB? IF NO CALL ME FOR MORE INFORMATION I AM WORKING WITH NIGERIA AGIP OIL COMPANY IN RIVERS STATE, THERE IS ON GOING RECRUITMEN NOW .YOU CAN CALL WITH MY PRIVATE PHONE NUMBER, 08038275117.

The above is a scam

When you call this number, you will be told to pay #15000 to a FIRST BANK ACCOUNT WITH NAME INNOCENT ODENIGBO :3043016652..

The swindle goes like this;

That agip is recruiting for workers. That a specified oil producing local govt was required to get graduates but are in short of them

That the inlaw or whatever is the person in charge of recruitment..and you are guaranteed to get a job

#note# they will source for your nysc particulars possibly from nysc yearbook or friends
THE NAMES and ACCOUNT ABOVE ARE REAL as well as the phone number

@OP: please, post this to front page...the public needs to be informed as many are falling for this.

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Naaaaa

The exclamation from thor: o odins beard and wat he said afterwards indicated that no one has ever performed such feat as stopin the hammer with his hand

Just concluded the final episode

Wow...KHALESI is to watch out for in season 3

matoyeh:
HOUSE, I WANT TO KNOW OUR MIND IF WE WERE TO BE NIGERIAN PRESIDENT RIGHT NOW...

First 6months is for rapid erection of a state of the art correctional facility some where in the nigeria controlled sao tome and principe

Re-activation of all Panels from oputa panel to subsidy panel

Appointment of general buhari as efcc director

Banning of importation of generators...

General arrest of all PDP politician and subsequent probe

Appointment of BEAF as propaganda mgt advisor ( he is doing a great work for his boss: GEJ.. I give him that.

Dyt: my bf gives me 10k every week and is still not enuf

You are just UNEMPLOYED..

Oshi gbuo gi ebe ahu

27 Cars burnt yesterday, den a Nigerian Plane crashed in Accra. Bomb in Bauchi today. Now a terrible plane crash happening right now in lagos All in 48hrs.....NTA Is showing Horse...AIT is Showing Ball, STV- beauty show, Channels- bible study, CNN -Dana Air crash..Finished country! God Help 9ja..

beblessed: God does nt punish plz

And the. WRATH OF GOD means?

billante: Can Nigerians ever stop taking? some criticize and talk just for the fun of it....not that they even know or have a solution to what they criticizing GEJ of! All they know is that GEJ is a fool

Remix of aesop fable

CyberG: [size=18pt]YOUR ID WAS CREATED TODAY MAY 30, 2012 APPARENTLY AFTER RECEIVING PAYMENT FROM THE DAFTEST GOVERNMENT OF ALL TIME IN NIGERIA OR TRANSFORMING FROM BEAF OR ANYONE OF THE SCUMS OF THE EARTH!

NL, IGNORE THIS RETARDED LYING BASTARD!![/size]

GAWD!!! U dug up his profile...

nsiadi: If UNN is replaced wt Ikembas name will it make people who hate him hv sleepless nites?

Lol
Uniben : majek fashek university
Abia state university: bright chimezie university
Ui: rasheed yekini university

mcqt21: GEJ,,,if u 1nt war...jus try renamin uniben

Uniben just renamed MAJEK FASHEK UNIVERSITY

That shit cray!

there are lots and lots of sick seasonal movies in the market but I have just a few I'l recommend a mature soul and high IQ guy or gyrl to watch

DEADWOOD

SONS OF ANARCHY
RUBICON
JUSTIFIED
MAGIC CITY
GAME OF THRONE

Someone could still recommend some for me to watch( please NO: Vampire diaries, trueblood, secret circle and all those superstitious poos)

Mature series only

5 4 3 2 1 .....KA BOOOOOOM
The bombing of nairaland in the making...seun! The earlier you shut down this thread the faster you defuse the boko BOMB

Yawns...
Where is my linkin park ' HANDS HELD HIGH' track

On a fateful saturday morning, I strolled to a barber shop in my neighbourhood to get a clean shave because I have started assuming the facial appearance of fidel castro of cuba when I noticed crowd gathering around the barbershop.
I asked around what was really going on? Oga, the barber replied: mama seyi pikin dey for shock. Electric shock or abi the pikin get fever, I asked. he nodded in affirmation..
Later that evening, I found out that the kid has been sick for 3 days and was given " AGBO" which did not work out
AGBO. GEDI GEDIis a locally made placebo that has eaten deep into the fabrics of the poor masses...this cocktail is believed to be the cure for everything ranging from tenesmus, haemorroid, stomach upset, " man power" to malaria, typhoid. Even blood purification. Please my question is : is this ALMIGHTY POTION FOR REAL?