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Romance / Re: Get Married, If Not Depression Will Hit You Hard by Khoielvis: 8:22pm On Jun 06, 2022
Bodyodour:
The redpill movement nearly made me believe marriage is useless. Please it's not. Many of us think we will be young forever,but we wouldn't. Get married oo if not loneliness will kill you. Old age will hit you hard. Very hard.

Just 4 months of ASUU strike, I am sad, lonely and always tired. I pray everyday for school to just resume because the loneliness and boredom no be here



Get work or get invested in projects. Your narratives only proves you're idle, nothing else.

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Family / Re: These Adulthood Realities Give Us Nostalgia About Our Childhood Privileges by Khoielvis: 3:52pm On Jun 06, 2022
Lol

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Politics / Re: Owo Attack: Fayemi Commiserates With Akeredolu, Monarch, Catholic Bishop by Khoielvis: 3:48pm On Jun 06, 2022
Na so
Politics / Re: Fisayo Soyombo: Owo Attackers Were In Miltary Camouflage by Khoielvis: 2:53pm On Jun 06, 2022
Lies
Politics / Re: Tinubu Is A Demented Egomaniac That Refers Himself As 'Lagos' - David Hundeyin. by Khoielvis: 1:26pm On Jun 06, 2022
All of this anti Tinubu attacks all of a sudden . Why?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Get A Job Or An Accommodation First? Which? by Khoielvis: 1:20pm On Jun 06, 2022
Cleo18:
Hello, a fresh graduate just relocated to Lagos in search for job and doesn't have a place of his own for now but squatting with some friends. It seems he's not that comfortable.

He saved some money from his previous job in Enugu before relocating to Lagos in search of a better job.

Presently, he's thinking of enrolling in a cyber security training and ethical hacking tracking with his savings.

Should he get an apartment first before he gets a job or he waits until he gets a job before he rents an apartment? For now, he's squatting with some people and not really comfortable.

What do you suggest please?


Look for apartments you can pay monthly rentals. Like 10-20k per month

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Politics / Re: How Owo Church Killings Put 2023 Northern Presidency Up In The Air by Khoielvis: 1:19pm On Jun 06, 2022
Ok
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Laments Terrorist Attack On St Francis Xavier Church, Owo, Nigeria by Khoielvis: 1:05pm On Jun 06, 2022
Ok
Politics / Re: 9 Shrines Used By Unknown Gunmen In Anambra Busted. Native Doctors On The Run by Khoielvis: 12:45pm On Jun 06, 2022
Miracle2020:
everybody is a billionaire on nairaland.
Btw, what brought about money on this topic?
You really need to use those billions of yours to go back to school.


It won't solve your problems or improve your life. Try another line
Politics / Re: Owo Church Attack: Tinubu Donates ₦75 Million To Victims And Catholic Church by Khoielvis: 12:43pm On Jun 06, 2022
Na so
Politics / Re: 9 Shrines Used By Unknown Gunmen In Anambra Busted. Native Doctors On The Run by Khoielvis: 12:42pm On Jun 06, 2022
Miracle2020:
hahahaaaa.
I don't reply kids

Same. I don't reply your kinds
Politics / Re: Tinubu, Osinbajo And Governor Akeredolu Visit Scene Of Owo Church Attack by Khoielvis: 12:40pm On Jun 06, 2022
Okay
Politics / Re: 9 Shrines Used By Unknown Gunmen In Anambra Busted. Native Doctors On The Run by Khoielvis: 12:16pm On Jun 06, 2022
pquaver:


Wake up. It was no smear against GEJ.. It was fact.. Insecurity as we have now was rife.. Or do u want to. Say criticism of the current govt for insecurity is also smear campaign? Get over it onye igbo and face reality.. Mtschew


I'm not igbo. And it's about your future not ours
Politics / Re: 9 Shrines Used By Unknown Gunmen In Anambra Busted. Native Doctors On The Run by Khoielvis: 10:29am On Jun 06, 2022
Miracle2020:
you are one of these terrorists, I can see your pain.



Have you ever held 200,000 Naira at once your entire life ? Use your brain
Politics / Re: 9 Shrines Used By Unknown Gunmen In Anambra Busted. Native Doctors On The Run by Khoielvis: 10:29am On Jun 06, 2022
Miracle2020:
you are in pain. Control your emotions or you will be seeing as a foool.


By the Grace of God 50 Million isn't my problem. By next year, my enterprise will be churning out at least 1 billion a year. It's your kinds I'm speaking for
Politics / Re: 9 Shrines Used By Unknown Gunmen In Anambra Busted. Native Doctors On The Run by Khoielvis: 10:11am On Jun 06, 2022
DonTattaglia:


U were making sense from d beginning until the end of your thesis which u ended in total nonsens and complete rubbish...It spoilt your whole epistle.


Before your very eyes, there will be no elections next year
Politics / Re: Why Buhari’s Preferred Candidate Has Not Been Unveiled by Khoielvis: 10:01am On Jun 06, 2022
Loues
Politics / Re: Buhari, Tinubu And Succession Confussion by Khoielvis: 9:09am On Jun 06, 2022
WhizdomXX:

SOUTHERN PRESIDENT MUST EMERGE 2023.


It must. We will rather not have an election. We must begun to populate the idea and recruit social media influencers.
Business / Re: TLK Voucher: Ademola Ajibola Creates Own ‘Currency’ In Ijara-Isin, Kwara State by Khoielvis: 8:59am On Jun 06, 2022
Ok
Politics / Re: 9 Shrines Used By Unknown Gunmen In Anambra Busted. Native Doctors On The Run by Khoielvis: 8:12am On Jun 06, 2022
Apply the same energy to the north


As for Tinubu, You were served notice in 2014 but you didn't listen.

I hope you know how it feels now to be betrayed. You popularized the concept of betrayal without remorse and know your me tees have adopted the teachings you thought them.

From your leuitenants to your professors, all loyalty is gone except for your foot soldiers in the street or social media.


Hope you now know how GEJ felt in the midst of your whole smears, scandalization and blackmails. How Funsho Williams felt. And so many others you trampled beneath your feet. Now, the last step that is left for you to ascend on in life that will be your masterstroke is being used as a torture tool over you.


Braceup. This is an indelible experience both yourself and your followers will continue to recall for the next 100 years. Next time, practice true goodness.

To all you SWners hyping the PYO mantra, may you experience deep bitter betrayal




As for me, I call upon all youths of this generation to listen to this clarion call. ohaneze communicate it to the youths of the SE, same thing to the South-South. Same thing with the Oodua nation. If 2023 isn't about southern candidacy, declare no elections in 2023. Here is the stretegic blueprint



No transport operators must operate throughout the election period

None of your children must accept VP candidature

No northern candidates must be allowed to campaign throughout the South

None of your children should participate as an electioning official


Nigeria has failed. Let's make them know they've messed up with the wrong generation. Let's turn it to end SARS for them


Broadcast this message on all your social media platforms and let's keep broadcasting it till it occupies the entire social media space. Any president from any bloc from the south is okay, no southern candidacy, no 2023 election. Simple. The mandate and objective is as clear as crystal



Anything short of southern candidacy is slavery. Southern Nigerians, wakeup. No 2023 elections. Begin to spread this message till it trends. We only need a few ten thousands to make this noise and it will become a trend.


No northern rulership 2023. There will be no elections



Southern youths wake up and put up the battle spirit. I Simeon, the son of my father and the son of the Most High, by the spirit of the Almighty declare it today 2023 elections will not hold. I will use myself as the tool to get this to become a reality. Everybody take it to all road parks and transport parks, tell all transport operators and all market unions in the south, 2023, no southern candidacy,no elections. Anybody from the south is okay. No one from the North is acceptable.


Nigerian police, Nigerian army, Nigerian DSS and other secret services, I'm not hard to find. I don put my name. I'm on the island in Lagos and I'm not hiding my face.I prefer to sleep in prison a freeborn, than a submissive slave. You are all mad in the north all of you. I curse you all IJN


God punish the ideology of slavery. I reject continuous slavery from my life. Youths wake up



SW there should be no operational polling units


SE I trust you. No voting throughout Biafra


SS, no voting booths too


The constitution mandates 2/3 wins in all parts of the federation, when this becomes good, there will be no elections.


Copy and broadcast this message across all your social media handles. There must be no elections come 2023. If they think they canspin the game, we will show them we can also spin it.


I prefer a dangerous freedom than a peaceful servitude. Southern Nigeria, wake up



I am putting my.money where my.mouth is.


We must begun to populate the idea and recruit social media influencers.

I am going to raise and drop 50 Million Naira for a social media tank team to begin the process of massively campaigning that no elections must hold next year if we don't have southern candidates. Start contacting me

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Politics / Re: Buhari, Tinubu And Succession Confussion by Khoielvis: 8:04am On Jun 06, 2022
You were served notice in 2014 but you didn't listen.

I hope you know how it feels now to be betrayed. You popularized the concept of betrayal without remorse and know your me tees have adopted the teachings you thought them.

From your leuitenants to your professors, all loyalty is gone except for your foot soldiers in the street or social media.


Hope you now know how GEJ felt in the midst of your whole smears, scandalization and blackmails. How Funsho Williams felt. And so many others you trampled beneath your feet. Now, the last step that is left for you to ascend on in life that will be your masterstroke is being used as a torture tool over you.


Braceup. This is an indelible experience both yourself and your followers will continue to recall for the next 100 years. Next time, practice true goodness.

To all you SWners hyping the PYO mantra, may you experience deep bitter betrayal




As for me, I call upon all youths of this generation to listen to this clarion call. ohaneze communicate it to the youths of the SE, same thing to the South-South. Same thing with the Oodua nation. If 2023 isn't about southern candidacy, declare no elections in 2023. Here is the stretegic blueprint



No transport operators must operate throughout the election period

None of your children must accept VP candidature

No northern candidates must be allowed to campaign throughout the South

None of your children should participate as an electioning official


Nigeria has failed. Let's make them know they've messed up with the wrong generation. Let's turn it to end SARS for them


Broadcast this message on all your social media platforms and let's keep broadcasting it till it occupies the entire social media space. Any president from any bloc from the south is okay, no southern candidacy, no 2023 election. Simple. The mandate and objective is as clear as crystal



Anything short of southern candidacy is slavery. Southern Nigerians, wakeup. No 2023 elections. Begin to spread this message till it trends. We only need a few ten thousands to make this noise and it will become a trend.


No northern rulership 2023. There will be no elections



Southern youths wake up and put up the battle spirit. I Simeon, the son of my father and the son of the Most High, by the spirit of the Almighty declare it today 2023 elections will not hold. I will use myself as the tool to get this to become a reality. Everybody take it to all road parks and transport parks, tell all transport operators and all market unions in the south, 2023, no southern candidacy,no elections. Anybody from the south is okay. No one from the North is acceptable.


Nigerian police, Nigerian army, Nigerian DSS and other secret services, I'm not hard to find. I don put my name. I'm on the island in Lagos and I'm not hiding my face.I prefer to sleep in prison a freeborn, than a submissive slave. You are all mad in the north all of you. I curse you all IJN


God punish the ideology of slavery. I reject continuous slavery from my life. Youths wake up



SW there should be no operational polling units


SE I trust you. No voting throughout Biafra


SS, no voting booths too


The constitution mandates 2/3 wins in all parts of the federation, when this becomes good, there will be no elections.


Copy and broadcast this message across all your social media handles. There must be no elections come 2023. If they think they canspin the game, we will show them we can also spin it.


I prefer a dangerous freedom than a peaceful servitude. Southern Nigeria, wake up



I am putting my.money where my.mouth is.


We must begun to populate the idea and recruit social media influencers.

I am going to raise and drop 50 Million Naira for a social media tank team to begin the process of massively campaigning that no elections must hold next year if we don't have southern candidates. Start contacting me

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Help Me by Khoielvis: 8:00am On Jun 06, 2022
Seniorwriter:


Fellow Nairalander seeing that we still have persons like you who still believe in physical relocation before they can maximize their Skill or talent I feel like flogging such persons ....in this tech-age and time when the world is like a global village online you don't know how to earn from anywhere/location you find yourself?
If you are a good fashion designer (fashionista) or even average why not leverage via online either by creating third party designs or by actually sewing and way billing to your online client.
You can even go into sales of trending fabrics to interested clients online.
I have a fashionista I mentored way back 2016 and she started earning around #1m every month after an intensive 2weeks paid($30) mentorship.
Our LTE mentorship is such that will take you by the hand to master the technics of creating your Online Brand, Online Presence, Clients growth and payment gateways you'll get paid from to mention but few.
Quote me with your email link or whatsapp if you are really ready to earn via online as a fashion designer (Fashionista).

@Seniorwriter.



One after two weeks mentorship. When you make such bold claims back it up with proofs


Don't lead people to fall. 1m kor, urgent 2k ni
Travel / Re: Which Country Can He Travel With 2million? by Khoielvis: 7:08am On Jun 06, 2022
HRprof:

Recommending a business for him does not justify your comment that he is too old to learn a skill. How long does it take to become a web developer, data analytics, app developer etc. I know someone in his 40s who become a data scientist in one year. As you claim to be tech mentor to youths you only circle among youths and don’t need to conclude with that


I've been in IT for 25 years now. 35 is around time to settle, not to start. There are hundreds of businesses that can be started and grown within a year or two and stabilized for family and future. Not freelancing sir
Travel / Re: Which Country Can He Travel With 2million? by Khoielvis: 6:36am On Jun 06, 2022
HRprof:

What are you saying How long will it take him to learn a skill People in their retirement age is learning skills to work remotely when they retire.


I'm the team head of an online tech team and I've mentored over 800 youths in the past four years. I Dre to say it again. 35 years old is not when to begin skill acquisition. Especially freelancing that needs time, patience and some mental tasking to do.

His brother has money. If his brother setsup am ice block production business for him, it is by far better
Politics / Re: The Day Has Finally Come,who Is Going To Be APC Flag Bearer? by Khoielvis: 6:22am On Jun 06, 2022
Whatever it will be, it will be an evil one
Romance / Re: MEN ARE SCUM! Lady Narrates Her Ordeal With Her Ex by Khoielvis: 6:48pm On Jun 05, 2022
Puskas:
Swear you haven't cheated on him before now. Your father is also a scum



Stop being shallow minded. Sometimes make una dey use una brain na.

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Romance / Re: MEN ARE SCUM! Lady Narrates Her Ordeal With Her Ex by Khoielvis: 6:47pm On Jun 05, 2022
You waited two years after you got the information of him cheating. SMH. When una don abort everything finish, na wetin go remain there.? If it is not skin to skin, it is not sweet ba. Is all right. Enjoy it.

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Business / Re: Ice Block Makers, How So You Cope With Poor Power Supply? by Khoielvis: 6:43pm On Jun 05, 2022
If you guys can pay me for professional counselling I will tell you what to do about it and you will be profitable. Life

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Religion / Re: Shepherds are Called To Serve: Strengthen Them In Prayers. by Khoielvis: 3:53pm On Jun 05, 2022
IrepChrist:


I have been through tribulations myself and I found Christ and help at the right place. In my journey and struggles I have turned down offers that feels right but are compromise to my faith.
I ain't making gest of those that are distressed but I advise they go after Christ first not miracle. At the end solutions will come.

God bless you.



My dear. Let's be humble. I've served in deliverance ministries for at least two decades and quarter. I won't say much on this.
Religion / Re: Shepherds are Called To Serve: Strengthen Them In Prayers. by Khoielvis: 1:02pm On Jun 05, 2022
Aystarz:


Agreed.

Mostly Nigerian women fall for these antics. It shows that they have no clue about Christ that they so much love to talk about.



Pray you don't see problems that will make you run about seeking for solutions. You will judge less
Religion / Re: Who Is The Wife Of Cain? by Khoielvis: 11:01am On Jun 05, 2022
Janesouthall:


Shut up joor....when God created Adam and eve there were other people living in this earth then also...the bible only focus on Adam and eve....


Good luck

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