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Investment / Re: MBA Investors Forum by khome(f): 1:47pm On Apr 27, 2020
I invested since last year and i am still enjoying my 20% interest.
Health / Re: 12 Prominent Persons In Kano Die In 10 Hours by khome(f): 12:02pm On Apr 26, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Which stupid safety? Infact anyone that trys to sneak out of there should b shot on sight
Babes, you dey vex o
Travel / Re: COVID-19: Air France Begins Evacuation Of EU Citizens In Nigeria by khome(f): 7:51am On Mar 27, 2020
Le2money:
Saudi Arabia do not have any record of it yet

[quote author=sexiestharam post
That's not true. They have over a thousand already

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Nairaland / General / Re: Pregnant Gaboon Viper With 30 Babies Killed (Graphic Photos) by khome(f): 11:11pm On Mar 26, 2020
Kingjay007:
Waiting for lala..

What kinda snake gives birth to her young alive?
Was it to birth dead ones?
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: FG Tracing 4,370 People by khome(f): 8:47pm On Mar 26, 2020
Oshin56:
Water don pass garri, close airport they no gree now yawa don gas. My prayer is that if it's true there's fire on the mountain.
Where is the prayer point?

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Travel / Re: Nigerians Abroad, How Do You Cope With The Coronavirus Issue? by khome(f): 10:29pm On Mar 23, 2020
DCmonster:
Mississippi is calm, national guard patrol often time. Enough groceries at home, I am still working though and am scared coz I don't wanna catch this shit and die. And finally, it's now clear to me that white and black ain't the same. grin grin
Sir, what's the difference?

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Family / Re: She Is Single And Living On Rented Apartment, Away From Family ! Is It Good? by khome(f): 6:08pm On Mar 08, 2020
LordShiva97:
Wait, let me get this; So a fully grown human being thinks it's wrong for an independent lady to be single and live alone in her own apartment?

There are three things here:

1. either this op is joking and is trying to rile us all up

2. or this dude just time-travelled from the middle ages to 2020 and haven't yet realize that adults have the damn right to do whatever the Bleep they want to do with their lives

3. or he's suffering from a rare never-seen-before kind of mental retardation unknown to psychiatry.


The 3 joined together

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Family / Re: She Is Single And Living On Rented Apartment, Away From Family ! Is It Good? by khome(f): 6:01pm On Mar 08, 2020
MrBrownJay1:


you know nothing about the realities of life, if you believe that a woman living on her own is wrong... i guess in your mind Linda Ikeji or Genevieve should be living with their parents, abi?!
No o, when a lady gets a job outside her state, she should refuse the job or carry her parents on her head
Health / Re: Packaging Food In Polythene Bags Causes Cancer – NAFDAC by khome(f): 10:25am On Mar 04, 2020
kestolove95:
Yoruba wey dey put amala inside leather, shey una dey hear?
lol......you aint cwious
Celebrities / Re: Tacha Ships Her Benz To The UK For Use by khome(f): 9:30am On Feb 25, 2020
FuckBots:
Fucking this girl will be a waste of time
Haaaaaa, uncle why?
Family / Re: What My Fiancee Said Is Bothering Me by khome(f): 1:20pm On Feb 20, 2020
elektra:
LOL!
You better leave her alone before you go and die. Go and marry a woman that will let you beat her to death.
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Family / Re: What My Fiancee Said Is Bothering Me by khome(f): 1:17pm On Feb 20, 2020
Oluneutral:



What kind of play is that? Na from clap dance dey start!
He too has been thinking and ruminating on it for long before spewing it out jokingly. I swear, he wasn't expecting the girl's response, the response was a rude shock to him.


But, if you insist the guy was just playing by asking that question, then, the fiancee was probably playing with her response too.

Score=1:1

EOD.
Chop kiss jare

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Family / Re: What My Fiancee Said Is Bothering Me by khome(f): 1:16pm On Feb 20, 2020
RisenPhoenix:


Op was playing with his fiancee and asked what she will do if he beats her. Is that a crime? Real wife beaters don't go around planning and telling their future wife the plan.

Even if he was serious about beating her, are you now equating beating with murder? Her response was too well thought out and detailed to be mere play. She will do it because she has thought about it for long. His question did not provoke that response. It is entrenched in her mind as the best option should the situation occur.

Tell me, if your wife or gf asks you what you will do if she cheats, will you state that you will poison her if that is not what you will really do?
Small pikin is doing this one

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Romance / Re: 6 States Where Free Condoms Will Be Distributed On Valentine’s Day (names) by khome(f): 10:25pm On Feb 11, 2020
Firebomber:


Then I guess you will be more educated enough not to bring religion into this issue. From your first post you claim that because nassarawa is not Muslim majority that's the reason why they are part of the state that will be given condom I guess you neglect that Muslim do use condom too. Or what makes you think because your so called god forbid it now mean your muslom brothers don't do it? Seriously you people are so hilarious.

Well no religion support fornication or releasing outside a woman so stop coming here to feed us with trash.
Her first post is correct, just that she did not explain well.

Muslim communities see condom as encouraging sex hence they don't allow such to be distributed
Romance / Re: 6 States Where Free Condoms Will Be Distributed On Valentine’s Day (names) by khome(f): 10:22pm On Feb 11, 2020
OgbanjeProphet:
I wan shout "ashawoo states", but when I no see Delta and Imo states.... Na something else dey sup.

Meanwhile,

I saw a condom with CHOCOLATE FLAVOUR the other time.

Can anybody here that has used it enlighten me on how he or she experienced the flavour.

How would my penis feel the chocolate flavour bikonu?
Its for MouthAction
Celebrities / Re: Checkout This Big And Bold Slay Mama At The Beach by khome(f): 9:43pm On Feb 10, 2020
NorthernSerene:
Khome you dey so?
My brother, i dey ooo. I don reply you
Education / Re: Meet 9-Year-Old Siju Olawepo Who Has ‘Calendar Dates In His Brain’ by khome(f): 3:58pm On Feb 09, 2020
Kingrexyl:
Yeah I think so, are you one?
Yes sir. I sent you a mail already
Education / Re: Meet 9-Year-Old Siju Olawepo Who Has ‘Calendar Dates In His Brain’ by khome(f): 8:07pm On Feb 08, 2020
Kingrexyl:
Okay. what should I think of
Do you need a fashion designer?
Romance / Re: Valentine: Ladies, Make A Wish. by khome(f): 11:48pm On Feb 07, 2020
I wish to have more than enough patronage from now
Education / Re: Meet 9-Year-Old Siju Olawepo Who Has ‘Calendar Dates In His Brain’ by khome(f): 11:24pm On Feb 07, 2020
Kingrexyl:
Blame the social media for this, the riele girl is already spoilt.
You are still on this issue. Please, think of something else and drop Riele matter......biko
Family / Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by khome(f): 12:18am On Feb 05, 2020
missimelda01:
Do you have to brag about something in every post you make? I wonder how these so called girls cope around you tuehh
grin
missimelda01:
Do you have to brag about something in every post you make? I wonder how these so called girls cope around you tuehh
lol......leave am nah, make he dey brag him brag

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Business / Re: Opay Risks Ban As Report Finds Them Guilty Of Offering "Crazy Loans" by khome(f): 6:45am On Jan 22, 2020
mascot87:
Sokoloan should be number one to be banned. Those guys are bastards

Update: Please let us continue to report that Sokoloan app on play store till they ban them completely
Why?
Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Most Painful Loss You Had This Year, 2019? by khome(f): 8:05am On Dec 31, 2019
sinaj:
repels magic
Okay
Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Most Painful Loss You Had This Year, 2019? by khome(f): 10:00pm On Dec 30, 2019
sinaj:

E be like say those aboki guys for Rumuola near you grin
Put kolanut or pin for pocket next time wink
Wetin the kolanut go do?

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Crime / Re: He Ran Away With My N700k, Please Can I Get Justice ? by khome(f): 11:44pm On Dec 17, 2019
Keep trying his number, once you reach him on phone, record your conversation and keep talking about the 700k you gave him as cash for the land, make sure he agrees he collected the money meant for land from you. This will serve as evidence you gave him 700k

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Crime / Re: 1-Week-Old Baby Killed & Hidden In Carton By Her 8-Year Old Sister In Edo (Graph by khome(f): 12:47pm On Nov 08, 2019
denko:
Careless mother looking for a scapegoat
How is she careless nah?
Crime / Re: Dad Who Hanged His Four Children When Wife Asked Him For A Divorce Jailed by khome(f): 12:45pm On Nov 08, 2019
These cute kids
Career / Re: How Do I Tell My Colleague She Has Mouth Odor? by khome(f): 1:16pm On Nov 06, 2019
kestolove95:
Maut and body odour at same time? Who did she offend
Lol..... you are not nice
Phones / Re: Which Data Plan Lasts Longer? by khome(f): 1:09pm On Nov 06, 2019
Darklite:
The Etisalat 3days plan is d best for me. I've been using it for over a year now
Wawu....there is still etisalat
Phones / Re: Which Data Plan Lasts Longer? by khome(f): 1:09pm On Nov 06, 2019
1000LIKES:
My Airtel sub burns even without turning my data ON
Lol.....this one deep o
Celebrities / Re: Unique Fabric Gallery: Mercy Aigbe Called Out By Chinese Fabric Seller Over Debt by khome(f): 11:03am On Oct 29, 2019
AryaSand:
Not a new thing. She's always entering one problem or the other because of Clothes. Lai se pe won fi Aso sepe fun.
Lol.....let aunty mercy wear cloth ooo.....edakun
Politics / Re: Kiki Osinbajo's Outfit To Lagos Fashion Week (Photos) by khome(f): 8:46am On Oct 28, 2019
pharmagba:
Cute lady Nice outfit
It just the hairdo I don't like
Why nah?

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