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UyaiIncomparabl:
Do virgins get boners?

Before nko. Even aliens from mars get boners when they see correct curves

UyaiIncomparabl:
But, what's sex without kissing, though?

Last I checked, kissing passionately releases oxytocin and dopamine which in turn sends signals to your brain to make your down region wet like the red sea.

Okay. If he won't at least kiss you, gag on his deek, or tell him to suck your clits without mercy and see rivers of joy flowing down your eyes.

Errm. Do it with ice. Thank me later.

This early morning, you want to tune up person libido to the highest. It's not fair na. Make our big boy wey get him own brain no embarrass us for outside na

This pastor shouldn't let aunt UyaiIncomparabl hear him oooo

Tell her “lagbaja, nothing for you". If she blocks you, then thank me

Pegi23:
When you were raising her leg, swinging it like a jangelover did u notify us?..when u were bleeping her doggy going in and out on a fast motion painting like a over swollen pig did u notify us?

Use condom no. My Pull out is A5. Papa chinedu welcome to the fatherhood..

Lol...... See as you describe the process as if you were there. Abeg, no slay me with laughter

PerkyB be laughing in her house right now. Like she doesn't know the meaning of the slang

Fifi2017:
This happened to in 2018 mehn God saved Me.

The story is long sha but I'll try and cut it short.


So my guy then usually pass tru my house while going to work and while coming back he will see me briefly and go home. So on that beautiful day I can't forget 28th Feb 2018 he came and the weather was stormy and he decided to stay over.

My sister left the room for us and slept in the sitting room while himself and I slept in the room, after one round of enjoyment we discussed for a while till about 12am when he held my hands and we prayed for God making is to witness 1st of march. And we dose off afterwards

Only for me to hear , Blood of Jesus repeatedly and I woke up to see him holding his neck immediately I held him up tried to drag him to the sitting room I couldn't I called for my sister help and she kept asking what happened I didn't have an ans. We both succeeded to make him sit up right at that point his teeth were getting together my sis rushed and brought spoon and put in his mouth while I put a call across yo his sisters and my mom.

Everyone began praying on phone not even minding to ask how did it happen. I annoited his head, tie a Mantle round his neck (to those of u who will understand d mystery). From there I called my cab man by 3am to come pick us I was confused of where to take him to d cab man came in and we all dragged him lifeless down the stairs to the car.

Heading to no where cos I was confused and didnt know what to do. I directed the cab man to pls take me to his church. When we got there all d security could recognized him that he's the one who use to singlehandedly sweep the whole place after service the allowed him in. D helped us bring him out of the car while everyone were praying and immediately his legs stepped pass the church gate he could walk alone and we all started screaming, even the cab man refuse to go and refuse to collect money from us as well he was just thanking God for me

And that's was how we later took him to the hospital to run all manner of test but they couldn't find anything, and he regained himself.

The sisters thank me a lot saying the bless God that they won't have know what to say if anything bad had happen. Since then I Japa and left him. I know he knows it's becos of that please I cannot come and kill myself. God really save me. Mine was a miracle

After one round of enjoyment, God still saved you. God is really merciful

thatgirl504:
These are the golddiggers that made one Nairaland tout to call Nigerian women useless.

Imagine the wicked lady still have the guts to spend her boyfriend's sweat on another good for nothing guy.

I still blame the foolish guy for giving that huge sum to a lady he is not married to all in the name of love when he has immediate family who can help him achieve that plan.

Ooooooooooooooh! Who is this lady? You have finished work on this story. God bless you jare. Don't worry, very soon I'll order twenty 504 for you.

A world with over 500 million single women and you wan kill yourself on top one nonsense cheat? Bros, walk away na.

ReneJay:
ok,the red tablet is for what

Ketrax. Worm tablet

Pegi23:
I don't know who is behind that username but I'm suspecting someone.. anything I post he will attack me yet he can't come clean let me know who exactly he is .

Bouz come and answer your name. You need to clear Pegi23 suspicions. If you like her or dislike her, tell us na

A girl swallowed your semen while giving you Mouth Action. You thought she did but she actually took it to her marine coven because she is not of this world. My brother you need to pray hard and hit your scrotum five times while praying

Why do i feel Bouz and Pegi23 have a history. Abeg yarn us una koko

thelish:
Hmmmmm, True though. Thanks for ur insightful replies sir I learnt from it too

Ma'am I'm not sir ooo. Clocked 2 years old last year

thelish:
Ok sir.
U are right, just that marriage issue is a technical matter. Do u think the husband doesn't know the wife is cheating? And still send her 50k monthly

Marriage issue is like walking on thin ice. I see your point but don't get me wrong, I totally understand your view. It's difficult when you are the one that might end up the union. The husband might have an idea but what if he's giving his wife the benefit of doubt

thelish:
These are two people who have become one.
I won't be the one to put asunder oooo.
What I do most times, I confront the cheating partner, urge them to.desist..

The cheating partner might find a way to turn it against you. Thelish, if you were my friend and I found out that you knew all along that my partner was cheating and you didn't say anything, I would feel much more hurt from what you did than what the cheat did. It's better to lose an unfaithful partner than a true friend. In all sincerity, both have been unfaithful. The fact I knew the friend first before I met the partner counts for something. If you were able to hide something as damaging as this, then you have been hiding much more. I'll definitely cut ties with both. True friends stay true to one another no matter the consequence

Fashionista01:
Up Man U!

Music to my ears. It's really touching my big round stomach

Pricelessruby:
Good question

Whether it showed or not, perverted minds don't have self control

SweetCunt97:
Car? Orgasm? Ive never been swayed by car. Definitely power bike but not car.

Realest, so if I carry power bike...... Bia, who sells power bike hiaaa. I want to buy

thelish:
I have seen and learnt from too many around me to fall a complete victim oooo...

Guilt won't let me stay quiet. Rather say the truth even if it means losing the friendship. Friends don't let friends down

Abeg make Glazier family sell Man Utd, give me my own share as compensation for the years of torture

Odinaka00:
Maguire just came to Man u and became useless, he was so good at Leicester, I used to admire him a lot when he was at Leicester, he used to push ball front and scores

Maguire is still the same player he was in Leicester. The level of expectation was different. He was comfortable with mediocrity then. Besides, British media is good at packaging substandard products

frankson1:
Na their version of 'Ikwerre boy'

Hahahaha. Man Utd defenders reeks of mediocrity. Coach sef na minus 10

frankson1:
Them forbid the useless defenders from giving De Gea good cover? Instead of 'mumu' McGuire to head there ball for another corner kick he put it backwards without knowing what was behind him.

How is Maguire 80 million pounds sef? The guy no worth 80 thousand

Them forbid De Gea to keep clean sheet?

sapphiere:
Nigeria is becoming boring. If I have my way I would leave this country.

Don't leave me!.
Don't leave me!.

N2B2:
Look at De Gea and Maguire. Not even up to 5 mins, and see the rubbish they're doing.

Abi you no know say Maguire na confirm rubbish defender

wany:
Is the husband innocent

He might not be. He might be. That we don't know. What we know is the wife is cheating. You can't conclude on the guy because we don't know his own situation

thelish:
My response has always been. ( I Neva wanted to be d reason why ur marriage will be no more)
It won't be worse, cos everyone understand that, people marriage matter, na sense ooo.
If husband and wife don use u settle before, u will understand better bro.

Are you speaking from experience? Don't be offended by my question.

thelish:
But I can't tell my friend or sister that her husband is cheating.. Don't know why, but can't just do it.

It would be a lot worse when they find out that you knew and didn't say anything.

thelish:
What my neighbor did some time past that backfire, is what you are advising this guy to do so ooo.
Cos eventually, the man forgave the wife, n confessed to her the source of his knowledge about it..

This is a test of true friendship. Real friends won't hide the truth from one another no matter how painful it is

perkyB:
So this beautiful sunday morning I was invited by a friend to a new church, but I came late. So therefore I sat at the back seat with the protocols behind me, I so much felt like a late comer, and the most unimaginable thing happened....

there's an usher right behind tryna give me a shoulder massage or yank my boobs from right behind me like seriously

So guys and ladies what would be your reaction if.

an opposte sex is trying to seduce you in church. How would you react?

The guy is wicked. Your first time in the church, he didn't even allow your boobs to relax and settle and the next thing he did is to use scoop to try to yank them all in the name of " it was a mistake" if confronted. I'm sure that you are not the first girl he tried that to. A part of me is wishing you changed it for him in ORUBEBE STYLE.