₦airaland Forum

NwaAmaikpe:




Very typical of women to turn their flops into an aluta battle for womanhood.
If you are really that proud of your menses, why did you then wear the pad?
You should have allowed it sprinkle around the stage during your performance so your fans could lick it up like spilled Fanta.

Aunty all we are saying is.....if you had to be skimpy, it should have been kinky and not the creepy mess you made.
What happened to using menstrual cups or tampons or even wearing concealing panties?

something is very wrong with you. you are turning to a good guy and i don't like it.
we bad guyz rock because without us the good guyz would be irrelevant

oyin44:
with that rocket launcher..it would be easy for the SW to create ( ICBMs) intercontinental ballistic missiles.Education is growing fast in west.good luck to them.Sw is a region owned by the yoruba people.hausa/ibo people are also there with them..simple

ballistic missiles hahahahahahahaha (coughs) hahahhahahaha ballllliisstiiiiccc missiles hahahahaha

GrabHisBalls:
That's because they know their friends more than their sisters do. I've a gf I won't mind my brother marrying, while I have those that the second I hear they want to date, I'll personally scatter the relationship. You just can't watch your blood getting hurt.

nice point. but your moniker though hmm!!

Skyfornia:
The border remain closed....Our forefathers ate local rice and lived healthy.

are you trying to say nigerians can't make the choice they want. so if you are harvesting stone, everybody should join you in eating stone and forget rice, beans

Skseries:
because he is more if a scout than a tactical coach

which match made you decide

JONNYSPUTE:
.. Omo. This guy is running low on redpill drugs. Martinez79,more supplies for him. ASAP.

so you think latina guys always do drugs

DenreleDave:
As in I don dey on this girl matter since last year oo, I really like am much if I must Confess.
One thing happened yesterday and it Pained me so so so much. One of my neighbor in hostel fell sick early in the day and in the evening after church weekly meeting, I got to meet this babe as she was going back to her hostel and she was on a call and I heard a name that sounds like one of my sick neighbors roommate. She was asking the guy about the sick one (the sick one is her frnd like she claims). She was asking the clinic they took him too and so on, I could sense that she was kinda worried.

Later that night, she still called me again to go find out about the sick guy bcox he is my next neighbor. She still called the roommate to my sick neighbor again asking about his whereabouts and so on.

So later later sha, we dey chat for Facebook. So I was like why are you so worried Cox I cud sense dt she is kinda tensed.

She said
"the guy took care of her when she was sick, he was the one doing the stress for her when she went to clinic and now he is sick and she is stuck here and doesn't know which hospital they took him too"

Now here is my problem;
Most times when things are not really fine with this babe, I used to sense it or have dt kinda feelings dt sumtin is wrong with her. We stay in different hostel so we chat and call. When she was sick, she didn't tell me, I even told her that I av this feelings that she is not feeling fine but she lied and said she is fine. It was her younger sister dt later told me that she was admitted in a clinic. Imagine oo, I even offered to go with her whenever she is going for her injection and she was like no, she can take care of herself.
I couldn't force her but I never knew it was bcox of this guy she was doing this.

Guys, I'm not angry that she cared for a guy that cared for her but lying to me when she wasn't fine annoys me. I feel helpless and angry.

Maybe he who get more bargaining power gets the babe. Most times I av always wanted to help her but she always insist No, she doesn't wana stress me, I'm just a hustling student.

Guys, do u think I shud just end this with her and go my way.. I can't keep enduring this

ghost her

Sofistcatdmoron:
na wao, this one looks like my grannys own,,
if she is 24 like she said what of by the time she gets to 70 , lowd have mercy

ego be like bathroom slippers

Mutemenot:
I so much like this church and the pastor doesn't hide his identity .
Whoever goes there has a clear mission different from praising almighty God.

lion n'onitsha

pjc:
I believe it is high time stringent cashless policies be applied especially to the Nigerian public sector. All transactions, payments for jobs or contracts should be remitted to designeted account numbers. Cash withdrawal of large sums like these should be strictly frowned at and victims thoroughly penalized.

when you use banks, they will take percentage of your hard earned money

skin2care4:
There is this skin problem I have Been having on my body for quite a while now especially on my chest as you see in the pic below.

It doesn't seem to respond to all the treatments I have used on and it's not itchy, it doesn't hurt at all. and it seems it runs in the family including some of my cousins too. Please and please Doctors and skincare experts in the house can you help me with a solution to this problem? Am planning on getting married very soon. Thank you God bless.

it is lack or iron in your diet. take lots of milk and medicine that gives white blood cell

supernet4:
Lol
Oya quick grow jare I don too wait

hahaha

supernet4:
We move to his house then put up my own for rent then we use the money for investment
No time

nice thinking. i would marry you but i am not that old enough for marriage

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Ahmed0336:
Both of you should see a psychologist asap. You may find answers to what ye seek.

it happens if you were in a boarding school you become Estranged from Family.
check people who were in boarding school at least 70 -80% percent feel that way

Ellatee256:
Hi everyone,
I'm 23 yrs and currently running my HND program.
I have a bf and we have been dating for almost a year.

We do almost everything together and we see each other every single day...
But now am irritated by him.

He comes to my hostel from his office everyday but now seeing him irritates me the more.
I just want a break but I don't want to hurt him.
This isn't the first time its happening to me,
I've had two boyfriends before I met my new bf and same thing happened with them.

Its just like I meet a guy I like..,we love each other and I get excited and then few months later I get irritated by them....

I told my elder sis about it and she dragged me to church saying I have spiritual problems but that's not the issue....

Sometimes I just want my time alone but my bf doesn't seem to understand that.
Have tried to ignore him and all but he doesn't get the message am passing........
He wants me to meet his mum but have been giving him excuses....

I don't know why I feel like this with only the guys I date cuz I don't feel that way with my friends and family in fact I want to be with them everyday but its different in my relationships...
I want to end things with my boyfriend without hurting him cuz I can't keep acting and I can't keep wasting his time.

I think I have a problem and I don't know what to do.
I don't want this to affect me when I get married cuz there won't be a break in marriage...
Pls kindly advice
Thanks

it i simple you are a free minded person just like me. you like the person but you don't want the person to be clingy
you prefer the solace of being alone because you are an introvert. you know how to be alone, you love being alone
because it started a long time ago. were you in a boarding school? i understand how you feel

subtlemee:
Part of our 90billion

which our. the money no go reach your hand so don't count yourself as part of the our

chukzyfcbb:
How Manutd allowed Lukaku and Sanchez leave while relying on Rashford Lingaard and co still amazes me.

I mean this is the same team that once had Tevez Ronaldo Rooney and Ji Sung Park in the attack.

Team so washed up!

manchester united pay them very well to perform, then after receiving big money,
they will relax and grow fat. just like lukaku, sanchez beginning of last season both out of shape
memphis. the list goes on just like lingard, fred. man u use money to motivate them, then after
receiving the money they relax and grow fat. none of them have the hunger for success like those in your picture

godfatherx:
Now I believe something is wrong with my club, first it was Lukaku, now Sanchez, why do they all perform better outside Old Trafford?

manchester united pay them very well to perform, then after receiving big money,
they will relax and grow fat. just like lukaku, sanchez beginning of last season both out of shape
memphis. the list goes on just like lingard, fred. man u use money to motivate them, then after
receiving the money they relax and grow fat

NwaAmaikpe:




This is quite creative. I grinned for the first time since mid April.

I understand this is a very trying time for Tacha...I pray she has the courage to embrace her odour and see it as what makes her unique.
She should also take solace in the fact that if Linda Ikeji could survive it, she too can.

Let's say NO to the stigmatization of people living with body odour.

what is this one saying. when did you become the good guy

[quote author= post=82567171]Good post.
They should stop putting their families in unnecessary pains and anguish.[/quote]do you know what pushes someone to the point where they consider suicide?
maybe this case is childish but do you think it is all sun and rosy for everyone?

wizzyrich:
Attempted suicide is a crime and shouldn't be taken for granted. The cops should get her arrested to serve as a deterrent to other foolish ones.

you sound so stupid. i doubt you finished primary school

Xneg:
This is what I expected Goodluck Jonathan to have done but he didn't.

when bros J wanted to do it, those fvckers accused him of nepotism, favoritism and diverting money meant for Nigerians to niger delta's

so they are trying to telling me real madrid that did terrible last season had players there.
while alex arnold or robertson doesn't make the cut. this is pure favoritism. marcelo that didn't play last season is there

donstan18:
This is insecurity at its peak since you're yet to catch her.

Or maybe, just maybe, you have very good reason to think and feel the way you are feeling because there are some flirty activities that is expected of a married Nigerian to quit or reduce.


But in my opinion bruv, I'll advice you to reduce the way you stalk her phone and life and focus on how to train your kids, before you die of HBP, because you never complained of her inability to contribute on the welfare of your kids, you are just uncomfortable with her Slaying life . Stop stalking her so that you don't find out what you've been longing to see. If possible; Start slaying too.

Not all women are ready to turn to an old mgbeke because of marriage, some like looking good and you should be happy you have one because they are few.

everybody is innocent until you catch am

niralanders una don frustrate airforce1 out of nairaland

GrabHisBalls:
So, the hotels in Lagos and Owerri were not reporting the deaths of his supposed victims? Welcome to Nigeria!

hotels would not report something like this. it is bad for business

tayooluwole:
omo if everybody decides to commit suicide based on life challenges like all these coward perhaps only 15% Nigerians will remain...

you don't know what pushes someone to the breaking point. do you think it is fun when contemplating it?

Timileyin1234:
Which sentiments. I said somebody should use the opportunity of the absentees. Did I write psg should not qualify

show me your bet slip

pocohantas:
If you are a salary earner, you must be used to hearing these statements from people who are self-employed.

“Immediately after graduation, I vowed never to work for anyone”

“Salary is the token you are paid to forget your dreams”

“Ever since I made up my mind to start my own business, I have realized corporate work is just modern slavery”

“I am my own boss, I control my time”

“You can never get rich working for someone else”... etc

Business people won't allow someone rest. Are we in a competition? The goal is for everyone to earn a living. Why do some of them constantly try to remind us they are living the best life.

These same people have workers o. If we all become business owners, who will patronise the other and who will handle other sectors?

You can never get rich working for someone else
exactly. all the rich men in the world, none of them have jobs, they all have businesses
while people go to school, then nysc and use their God given talent to better those rich men
if you as a human being can find a passion and know how to monetize it,
the rich men will keep using you to make wealth for themselves

Joyboy1:
PSG 1 - 3 RMD

what's the scoreline now

Remimadrid:
Madrid will win, am sure of that.

how sure are you now