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[color=#000030]Op, on the 9th of Feb go collect bed rest for hospital,(make dem no talk say you dey run) pay the doctor make dem put P.O.P cast for ya leg, hang am for up. Then call the girls one after they other. Tell them where you dey and say you get accident. When they come to see you(that's if they do) nobody will tell them to make alternate arrangements. Anyone of them that spends valentine day by your bedside, that's the meaning of love! I doubt if anyone will stand by your side on the 14th though, i fit bet my laptop charger. But anyone that does, that's a wife material. . . Pomp and plain!

But guy you fcck up! 3 girlfriends? Damn! [/color]

[color=#000030]No matter how love is said, what i believe you should be more interested in is the actions that prove/backup that love! Say "I love you" in the most romantic way ever, but if it doesnt come from your heart, it was never there! [/color]

[size=14pt]soon we will have a thread about life unfair to golddiggers and ashis!!!![/size]

[color=#000030]Falls from OKADA!

The rate at which st[i]u[/i]pid threads spring up is appalling! Damn![/color]

[color=#000030]Another hopeless thread! When will people learn to live with the consequences of their decisions? Life unfair to heart breakers? Why did they make that choice to be heart breakers in the first place? [/color]

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=823587.msg10108825#msg10108825 date=1328228931]^^ Ouch! That's gotta hurt.

Mr Killer, is it a crime to look "horrendous"? 

Not everyone is blessed with model looks like you now - have a heart  [/quote][color=#000030]In the case of "Crackpot", it is a very punishable crime. . . He should be locked up in the zoo, where he can properly relate with his fellow baboon inmates I mean, look at that face! [/color]

Flashaldrin:
Nah, i dont need to get you banned,

[color=#000030]That's my boy! You've stopped reasoning with your dumb arse! Did you get a new brain installed or did you refurbish the old one? You are not a man until you start reasoning like one! You are still a clueless spineless wimpish half man![/color]

[color=#000030]. . .And where is that coconut headed free foulmouthed discombobulated agbero cocoa plantation gangstress of a girl? [/color]

[color=#000030]Ok! You are a man with the brains of a wimp! No wonder you said your mom cant raise you alone. . . Now i understand better sissy! You need to flash your brain sir! Cells are weak! Hey, have you lost your way to jaybee's house? I thought you threatened with a ban, like the pitiable wimp that you are. [/color]

[color=#000030]Yeah! i wanna hit jackpot! But not a jackpot that looks as horrendous as you, with a face of a bush rat! Mind how you wag that tail. . .[/color]

[color=#000030]^^^
The fccktard knows s[i]h[/i]it! He claims he's fooling around just trying to make ladies blah blah blah that life is blah blah blah! He's a wimp! I'm sure he's considering a sex change right now! [/color]

there are two moderators on that section, if they did clean the thread and you still went on to derail it, and they reported you, they know why they did,

[color=#000030]They know why they reported me, because they saw when i derailed the second time without bothering to find out what transpired after the first one! I even posted a link as to why i derailed the second time, but did they do anything about the link i dropped? NO! Why wont i call them biased? Do you think i'll have the confidence to drop another link in future? NO! BTW, the link i dropped before you banned me is still on that complain thread! They did not look into it, but reported to you, and you in turn because you were reported to took action. No questions asked. That's really wonderful. . . Thumbs up![/color]

you guys even carried the trouble over to the romance complaint thread, it will be really nice and simple, if people just reported posts, rather than type epistles, report the posts and watch, but you wait for others to report and when the mod acts you start calling them bias.

[color=#000030]Report a post when no one will be online to attend to it? For how long? So when others report me, i dont have a say in the matter, because i did not report first? Does that not sound biased to you?[/color]

[color=#000030]You'll forever remain a clueless wimp! Look at how you are almost licking the arse of a real "man!" He used his brains where you terribly failed to use yours. . .sissy! [/color]

;DMad dog,see how your showing muscle,anyways we know how sad your life is online please don't blame me for that ,I said how you are and that's boring,what makes you think I care if you need to know or not,my own be say I don talk wetin I wan talk,I hardly have time for your nansense rants man cos you derive pleasure in fighting online as if your life depends on it,dude I don't know what you think,that we are on WWE? Wey you dey ask for best shots,E bu e-ewu,go hide somewhere joor,don't think I said anything cos I want to engage in e-fight with you,I just want you to get the stuppid notion that you threaten me outta your big head. Morafuker.

[color=#000030]I know you will reply.   Ballistic Idi[i]o[/i]t. So what makes you different from me in terms of insults? Fccking hypocrite! You dont care about me, but your dumb brain misdirects your itchy fingers to type stupidly, and somehow, you 'll always mention killz in your post! If flashaldrin opened a thread and i replied flashaldrin, did i reply freecoconut headed fool? Hell NO! But as usual you want to announce the arrival of your horrendously st[i]u[/i]pid self! Smh! Your dumbness is in miles per hour and the mileage is really reading fast! You are quick to label me insultive, but you do so yourself! Do you see why you are a freefool? As in the fool in you has a mind of it's own. Even when you want to reason like a normal person, somehow the fool in you takes control! Yes! Now slap your dumb self again, and pray you slap your senses back to your dense coagulated impermeable brain! Goat! Next time you see killz comment on a thread, you'll learn to mind your fccking business! I will see to it that you leave this thread and run, under the guise of not having my time! Goat smuggler!   You go chop that stone wey you don dey boil since this night! Your stone go done. . . Scallywag! [/color]

[color=#000030]Bro, be sorry for your dumb self! Wimp! Opening a thread in reply to a thread by a lady, and typing trash you confessed was trash! Fool! You had better run to Jaybee! [/color]

[color=#000030]What you give to a woman.

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.

If you give her a sp[i]e[/i]rm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home, If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal, If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s[i]h[/i]it.

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[color=#000030]If i'm an e-sadist, like hell you are an e-idi[i]o[/i]t! If you are to reply me, i want your best shots! If you choose not to reply me better for you, and good riddance. I wont tolerate your nonsense further! [/color]

[color=#000030]freecocoa slap your self for being so dumb at this time of the night! You cant differentiate bullshit even if it was smeared on your face! Do i care if you think me boring? Hell fcck NO! Your opinion about my online character is NOT needed! Slap your self again, for not coming to that realization earlier! Now, go and smoke whatever it is that get's you so fccking high! Nonsense! [/color]

[color=#000030]MBJ. Seriously, do you think that boy has the mental capacity to understand all that? A normal functional brain would have thought of all that before starting the nonsense of a thread! I hope he does though![/color]

freecocoa:
C'mon go enter inside any wall you see near you,dat one na threat abi na ginger? You must be high.

[color=#000030]Ok! We'll see who high pass finally! Enjoy yourself for now. Cheers![/color]

[color=#000030]It's more like accusing you!

One thing you do which i terribly dislike is the fact that you act on one sided complains! You just breeze in, and whoever you think is at fault, you ban! I repeat, i never start a quarrel or fight with anyone without being provoked first! But you dont care about that! You keep asking to use a link that we all know doesnt work. Now the thread you cleaned and i re derailed, did you bother to find out what happened? Did you ask? NO! Why, because you are the "Supermoderator". There is no way to complain privately, even when you send PMs, no one can reply you. So you just do what you "think" is the right thing at that time, and guess what? Most times, you are wrong! It's a fact! Dont get all diplomatic with me. It wont work! I'm not even asking you to unban sexkillz, but the things am seeing on this section, and your replies when peeps complain, coupled with the issues surrounding sexkillz ban hints of quintessential bias on your part! No offence![/color]

freecocoa:
Nwanne'm the thing tire me gan sef,a lady created this type of thread and no one cussed her,a guy created the male version of it just to prove, someone who obviously have something personal with the OP takes it upon himself to be the e-sadist he is known to be and like the NL we know,many dummies who don't even understand it decides to join in the cussing,typical,sometimes I just can't help but wonder.

[color=#000030]Push me, but dont push me to the wall. When you push me to the wall. . . I'll Bite! [/color]

Take it easy so you don't get hypertensive at such a young age. No offense intended. . .I'm all for world peace

[color=#000030]Hypertensive? Were you short of words my man? You are soo funny! Pls crack another joke. . . This wan sweet die! I just slapped myself laughing. . .

Hypertensive over a dumb disoriented thread on NAIRALAND? Oh lawd! [/color]

[color=#000030]Another Stupidity inclined & moronic thread! Why dont you just end it all? I mean, just tie a 9 inch block round your neck and jump off the bridge nearest your domicile? If 9 inch blocks are not available in peckham, i can always send you one! [/color]

[color=#000030]
The thread is still dumb & moronically motivated! Nothing changes that! If anyone has a problem with what i said about the thread, get a sturdy rope and do the obvious! I wont miss you!

I have freedom to speak my mind mehn! Bullshit is Bullshit, no matter the packaging! Damn![/color]

MAYOWAAK:
Dear ladies,
[size=14pt]Due to d recent Boko Haram attacks, we would avoid public places like fastfood, cinemas, bars, restaurants, beaches
To safe guard our lives. Therefore,this year's valentine will be strictly on bed.[/size]
Signed __________
Nigerian Association Of Boyfriends(NAOB)

[color=#000030][size=16pt]Laugh Wan Finish My Popcorn![/size][/color]

[color=#000030]February 14 wahala! It's Alrice, it's Alrice. . .

More Complains will come! [/color]

[color=#000030]To mukina2

Now i have reasons to believe you are BIASED! Can you remember why you banned sexkillz?

"Deliberately derailing a thread."

Remember? Now tell me if the above quotes from jackpot is not "Deliberately Derailing". And you expect me not to call you biased? Nah Muki. You are what? BIASED! Are the standards on the Romance section different from that of Jokes? Tell me!

You can delete this comment after you read it, but you get my drift! Cheers!
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[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=860965.msg10106749#msg10106749 date=1328205430]^Lol u do?? [size=5pt]_{dats higly unlikely}  [/size]Ehehh dats gd so u celebate V day in other words.   [/quote][color=#000030]Smh @ other words! Is that a point? That point is what? Pointless![/color]

[color=#000030]^^^
But we do that everyday! So what's your point? [/color]

La Parisienne:
@Freecunto
I didn't mention you in my post, and I wasn't in any way insultive to the OP. You have absolutely no right to address me on this issue.

I'm gonna put this nicely to you. I don't give a hoot about whatever ghetto cabal you and your friends have formed, it's none of my business.

But let this be the very last time you'll ever jump on my case, whatever your reaasons. Keep you drama to yourself, I don't freaking care.

[color=#000030][size=16pt]Damn!. . .[/size][/color]

[color=#000030]Chibaby Pls advise me!
If i show love to her on 14th February, and i did not take her out, neither did i give her any gifts, what would you call that?[/color]