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gendebs: A man in d recptn of an hotel mistkly Hit his elbow against d Breast of a lady standin behind him. He felt sorry for his unknwnly action and Apologise am very sorry Young lady, if your heart is as soft as your breast, will u find a place in ur hreat to 4give me" D lady said notin, [b]but droped a note in d man's front pocket [/b]reading ; "if ur Man Hood, is as strONG as ur Elbow meet me in Room 194. If u r d man, wh@ will u do??

When did she compose the note?

yorke: Too bad a man will marry that gal in future after fcccuking every tom and harry

icefish: I find it strange.....our young gurls now @ days dates old man instead of the young boiz

Where did you get your statistics from? Did the ice freeze your brain as well?

DONkollione: mr killz i cant call d names here in public now... and besides i nor dey lie na true..or hvnt u witnessed such b4?





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cowgurl: The quickest way to get a guy all riled up...

Are you discombobulated?

mykejones: Guy..lol.
Didn't say it was one,said i read a mag. Maybe a Nollywood producer cashed in on it though

Before Nko? it's just like believing everything you read in "Hints" Magazine or on Nairaland. . .

mykejones: I also read a story close to this about 4years back. And til date,i stl find it hard 2believe.
The guy said he went for his father's burial in the east. His office refused to give him an extended day because he had missed quite a lot already.
On sunday night aftr the burial,he decided to use a night bus,so he cld be able to meet up@work d next day.
He got into one of this luxirous buses,sat at the vry last seat,beside a girl.
He tried conversing wit her witout avail. So he said he brought out a Hint mag,she became intrested. Hours in2d journey,safe for the two of them,d entire othr perssengrs had slept. And out of impulse,he touched the girl. No response from her,and then he went futher. Eventually,he bleeped her.
They got to dia dest and he gave her his contact. His officer card,while she described her house for him.
Two wks latr,he checkd on her. He said when he got there,they all looked at him strangely when he called her name.
They latr took him2d back of the house where they buried her,and on the stone,he saw his card.
Til 2day,i neva stl believe. But c'mon,dis is Naija we r talkin abt people.