₦airaland Forum

manchy7531: please nairalanders.i came across some people arguing who loves money more between

1:Police
2:Women
3: Pastors
4: Armed robbers
5: Politians
6: Customs

for me i think it's women, what do you think?

penelope9: Hi Nairalanders, i spoke with my friend this afternoon and she told me how gratefuk she is to God for been very young and too matured with good sense of judgement at her age, and she further said that she is yet to bleep different guys to taste how sweet they are before retirement.What do you guys think of this my naughty selfish motherfucking friend.

Babe, what the hell exactly are you doing with such friends. . .

ZUBY77: Week 5 - Mrs zubby and i visited the village amidst heavy welcome from my family. She recieved more hugs and attention than me which made me wonder if those people realized that their envelops are still in the custody of the new family member. We were served fufu and soup which mrs zubby swallowed like there was nothing better than fufu, forgeting that it was usually fried rice and ice ream during the days i was trying to convince her that i am the right guy.... She actually selected a girl from my extended family to come and live with us without my approval. Who am i to object, since i could not retrieve our envelops.

DIES!

ZUBY77: My first one week, i was busy blaming those who didn't attend the marriage ceremony.
Then the second week, i recalled that we recieved some envelops from people with money inside all of them. Then i approached mrs zuby who was in custody of the envelopes for us to check how rich we have beçome only to be told that the job has been done already by her and her mother. The reason being that they didnt want to stress me by inviting me to count money. igbo girls.

Third week, i was busy thinking about the best way to tell mrs zuby to go back to her parents until she puts all the money back to the envelops exactly the way it was.
Fourth week, i devised a plan to make her pay for the petrol for our generator. She likes electricity so much. So i will check the generator every morning and each time the petrol is finished, i will stay outside until 8am, by then she must have called to remind me what i already knew. And i will tell her to drive to the station and buy petrol. Now the money from the envelop is going down fast and she is complaining.

Aside this little envelop adventure, we are happy people.

Wicked man. . .

rabzy: Five Months in and going steady, no quarrels at all, both of us respects each other, i have grown to know her for 5 yrs before wedding and i know when she is about to get in a mood and how to handle it, then she has stopped all those things that use to frustrate me during the courtship which has made it also very smooth for us, tho she told me she throws those tantrums, because she misses me and wants to get my attention. Now she has my full attention 24 hours and all those things have fizzled away.

Its been a beautiful 6 months, though i miss going out to watch my matches in the midst of all the crazy football fans and talking myself hoarse, she has banned it.

Phate07: Quiet and outspoken? On which planet?

MsDarkSkin: ehen..
it's a good thing i do not partake in ANY of the romance section beefs!!

Yes o. . . Me too!

jobfront: @Killz, you are a kid with less or no experience, why do you always like to intrude when men are interacting? carry time o!! you better give up your fighting for girls on NL, cos you ain't gona get any gurl on NL, you better go and hustle to make money and enjoy a wide immunity with chicks...doing this your fending for girls can't win you a flash from a NL girl talk less of a wink....sorry, meant no offense, was only strolling by....hope you took your drugs tonight?...lol

You are a discombobulated jobless idi[i]o[/i]t!
Are you on NL for girls? If you are, what makes you think everyone has your "Windows 95" mentality? Girls don finish for your ghetto? Offence intended. . . Jump off the 3rd Mainland. . . Silly hilly billy obfuscated Goat!

Good for nothing Nigerian!