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[color=#000030]We are here to have fun. But i'll not allow a discombobulated son of a loafer to derail my threads pathetically with sensationally st[i]u[/i]pid half bred idiotic comments such as "Mtcheww". May amadioha strike his father's balls and dislocate them. . . Nonsense! [/color]

Lucario007:
things dey fine oh, if not for the virus called NPJC NNPC

[color=#000030]Wimps they are, forming virtual cliques. . .Wimps![/color]

[color=#000030]Mikuz you are just a spineless estranged son of a silly hilly billy goat! I cannot compartmentalize your stupidity. learn how not to fcck around with the wrong peeps. What kind of manner-less idiotic tramp champion do you think you are? You feel you can make silly comments on threads you feel like? You inglorious bastard? You keep using "Mtschew" to increase you post tally! Well guess what, you are a foool! If you get on my nerves, i'll make Nairaland miserable for your dimwitted frustrated cigarette stump of an arse! If your idiosyncratic psychosis is becoming uncontrollable, ~Killz~ would have none of that bullshit! I'll smear it on your face! Catatonic Halfwit!

Stay away from my threads, dont quote my posts, and dont you ever refer to me in your shitty posts! We good![/color]

donigspain:
THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE: First, the man takes the goat across the river (leaving the lion and the yam behind). Then, he makes his journey back to the other side of the river (empty-handed). He takes the lion across the river to where the goat is kept, leaves the lion behind and returns with the goat to the place where the yam is kept. He drops the goat and makes it across the river with the yam to the side where the lion is kept - at this moment we now have the man, the lion and the yam at the other end of the river while the goat is at the other end. Finally, the man makes it across the river (empty handed) to the place where the goat is, picks the goat and makes it back to the other side of the river where the lion and the yam is.

[color=#000030] Donigspan Very analytical! Uchlukez got there first though!

Lucario, how far? [/color]

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You try bro. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]Then? What next? Just give a run down of events![/color]

[color=#000030]^^^Smart Bro! But one after the other! Try again!


BTW, it's a riddle, lion cant eat him![/color]

[color=#000030]It may look funny, but those stuff up there might save a life. I'll rather give gifts to people who'll appreciate them, than people who'll make mockery of the gifts i could afford and give to them wholeheartedly. [/color]

See who's talking!
Well the title and content of your topic speaks for itself.
So i dont need waste words on you.
I rest my case!

[color=#000030]Hey mister, enough of your senseless, needless, witless, obscurant pontifications. If that sh[i]i[/i]t works on the other members of the joke section, it wont work on me. I wont tolerate your bullshit, and i'll deal with you anyhow i deem fit! I'm not known to report anyone to the moderators. And i'll never do so. I'll treat your fcck up just the way you deserve it, bit[i]c[/i]h! You only waste what you have. You can not waste what you dont have. For every word you think you've got, i've got 20! Dont even try! I'll suggest you rest whatever fccking case you think you have and KILL IT! Cheers!  [/color]

swtchicgurl:
nice riddle, can i knw the answer, pls

[color=#000030]Yes mademoiselle! After you have tried! [/color]

4teelaw:
Maybe he really did work late, come on!!!

I also worked late yesterday but still managed to dash down to a shop and get a calvin klein perfume for dear hubby, I got a set of towels and a picture frame with one of our wedding pictures in it

[color=#000030]Sis,
1) You are married.
2)You still managed to a shop to get a gift. . .

Spot the difference! [/color]

annawhite:
do babies give punny?

[color=#000030]Odikwa seriously risky! [/color]

[color=#000030]A man was carrying a lion, a goat, and a tuber of yam. He got to a river. His dilemma is carrying the "items" across. How would he carry them across one after the other, without losing any of them? He cant carry them all at once. Pls help! [/color]

38 yrs old,6 children and he committed suicide, the corpse should be locked up

[color=#000030]Oh Boy. . . [/color]

annawhite:
hubby came back with babies pampers

[color=#000030]Oh dear. . . Hey. Babies need love too! [/color]

[color=#000030]Blimey! Was about asking the same! [/color]

BodyKiss:
Relationship counselor that hasn't been into one, and have seen not the shape of a real life pu.s.s.y

[color=#000030]Stop exposing and embarrassing yourself, you g[i]a[/i]y doofus! These are real people with relationship problems, and not g[i]a[/i]y idi[i]o[/i]ts with psychological problems. . . Spot the difference!

Stick to topic now, will you?. . . Fool? [/color]

Idungjay:
^^Relationship counsellor

[color=#000030]Nah! I'm Not![/color]

BodyKiss:
You're really good at being a wussy, not yabing,  Stick to your talent kid.

[color=#000030]And you are really good at sucking di[i]c[/i]ks! Stick to it like glue! [/color]

[color=#000030]Huh? What girls? What tricks? A single girl played the same trick on 4 guys and now you are asking why "girls" play tricks? The million dollar question should be "Why are guys like you so dumb? Irrevocably Dumb? [/color]

opeyemiolu:
you are right. i bought the gift for him not because am expecting something in return. just wanted to surprise him. this is our first valentine together so am giving him benefit of doubt.
why he will choose not to see me on valentines day is what is baffling me. he was in my house on monday evening but he never gave any indication that he wont come around on tuesday being valentine.
i hope am not been played sha.

[color=#000030]I really hope you are not being played too. Well ask your self this question. Ever since you met him, has he ever worked late before? If yes, can you recall the frequency?
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[color=#000030]Hey fool! When i start with you, you'll run to Jaybee like the witless wimp you and the rest of your generation are. . . Spineless Arrow! [/color]

BodyKiss:
Wuss, How could you just judge?

[color=#000030]Arsekiss, how are you and your husband? You g[i]a[/i]y baboon! [/color]

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o_O [/color]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=871288.msg10202327#msg10202327 date=1329318769]Val day with my busband wasn`t devilish!![/quote][color=#000030]^^^
Married couples are exempted! [/color]