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Re: The Kind Of Lady That Makes Married Nigerian Men Forget Their Wives!

[color=#000030]Dum Dum! What of Nigerian men that are married to women with such bodies? Ode![/color]

LilMizzGood:
1. lol you won't like me speaking English because you won't get it,  i have to break it down  for fools like you.

2. When did you finish school or did you drop out from[size=15pt] per-school?
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3. [size=15pt]What i do for my job[/size] can [size=15pt]pay for your life.[/size]

4. I feel sorry for you, coming on my post trying to bring me down because [size=15pt]you’re level[/size] of understanding English is poor.

5. Don’t worry English is not for everyone it's only for those that have the brains .

6. Nigeria government should step up their Education system for villagers like you. I bet you learned your [size=15pt]spelling and grimmer [/size][/b]from Nairaland.

7. Let me guess you are those type of dickheads that looks for fight on the net.

8. [b][size=15pt]No one force[/size] or asked you to comment on my post [size=15pt]it was by your free will.[/size]

9. I'm going to be nice to you[b][size=15pt] and portend (pretend)[/size][/b] that you never posted that silly comment. I'm sure that you have better things to do; [size=15pt]such is looking[/size] for a job or a school to attend. 

10. The next time you [size=15pt]open your mouth to me[/size],  That will be the day hell will open for you.

i advice you to keep a dictionary by your side if you want to comment on any of my posts.

silly fool,  It’s not your fault since it is your first time experiencing English or the internet. (Trying to be nice to Nigerians and all you get is low life dickheads who don't have anything better to do with their pathetic life).

[color=#000030]Are you phenomenologically discombobulated? WTF! [/color]

[color=#000030]What if he moves to another room with his loud jangbajantis music, and insulates it? Is it that expensive to insulate one room? [/color]

[color=#000030]This is some Inconsequential "Bullshitology". . . Personality traits differ Individually![/color]

[color=#000030]So this kind Maths dey this world?

Na im our teacher say make we dey help am find[b] X[/b] & Y! [/color]

most of them look horrible with their big tummies. they love to eat too much but hate to workout. a nigerian girl would only workout when she becomes obese.

[color=#000030]What a cretinous statement! Jeez! [/color]

[color=#000030]Nothing![/color]

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This is Sensationally Risky. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]Another "Bullshitologic" thread! Lawd have Mercy![/color]

otooro:
who is mukina2 by the way?  

[color=#000030]The Assistant Senior Prefect of Nairaland! [/color]

Mobinga:
I am also disappointed[b] in[/b] your English skills.

[color=#000030]. . .at your English skills![/color]

[color=#000030]Mr Bamishe! Bro, i wont lie to you. The girl is old enough for whatever, she's not a minor. I know girls that are far worse at that age. Just remember that there are consequences for every action taken. Nothing bad comes from doing things the right way. Your conscience has already told you the right thing to do. I suggest you follow it. You both are old enough to define what is beneficial, and what is not! Just bear the future in mind, and make a choice. . . Cheers! [/color]

look at this naija man.
wat are u trying 2 do, make us look silly.
Abeg bless the place cos if u don't another ruderboy may just do so, unless u dont want 2 then u'd explain 2 us if u are gay

[color=#000030]This is the epitome of Dumb! [/color]

mukina2:
this thread is for complaints and complaints only, if anyone feels they are above forum good for them.

the eraser is very effective so type away 

[color=#000030]Typical!
I never expected any better. The eraser is there, so you wipe out the complains you dont like, and leave the ones you choose. . .

And you ask me to report to you? As biased as you are? Smh!

You can as always. . . ERASE! [/color]

[color=#000030]***Yawns*** Another "Mumuciously" inclined thread. . .[/color]

[color=#000030]Bullshit!
Not all men cheat! I dont cheat, so you are so fccked up in WRONG![/color]

[color=#000030]^^^
Dumb as usual! Any thing new from jackpot? I guess not![/color]

[color=#000030]“I now believe that marijuana(egbo) is the most dangerous drug we must contend with: 1. Its early use is beguiling. The user is given an illusion of feeling good; he cannot sense the deterioration of his mental and physiological processes. 2. Its continued use leads to delusional thinking. After one to three years of continuous use, the pathological forms of thinking begin to take over the thought process.”—Executive Health Report, October 1977, p. 8.


In compendium, egbo smokers are liable to brain dysfunction, paranoia, delusions, hallucinations, partial discombobulation & sophisticated obfuscation, which invariably, consistently & systematically, leads to death! Dont open threads after smoking! If you must smoke, dont open a thread, if you must open a thread, dont smoke! [/color]

dani1luv:
In conclusion??

[color=#000030]It is horrendously dumb responses like this that make me avoid "complaint threads" in the first place! It's no fccking use! In conclusion, use your brain dammit! [/color]

mukina2:
This forum is governed by rules, report to mod or reporting on any of the complaint thread works, if you want to 'pay back', then do so out of the forum.

[color=#000030]Listen here young lady. Report to Mod every time? Do you think i have time for all that shenanigans? Is it that the perpetrator of the trouble is not known or what? Someone posts a joke, Mikuz comes and says "Mtschew". Is that a sane response? Is that response contributing to the joke? Did not your own forum rule say that threads are not to be deliberately derailed? Is "Mtshew" a form of derailment or not? Should i really teach you your own job?
Now get something straight. That i am on NL doesnt mean i dont have a life outside. I dont even know how you look at people that make up this forum. Do you think everyone is that jobless to pursue online squabbles outside? If that is your style, it definite aint mine. If an argument is started online, you honestly expect me to take it out of the forum it originated from? Mikuz derails threads, I derail his threads also, and it ends there> What the hell do you mean settle it out of the forum? Does that sound reasonable to you?
The job of moderation is to try to avoid trouble when possible. Trouble comes when Mikuz decides to "Mtchew" on my thread. I warned him of course, since the mods were too busy to do that. He did it again, and i had to derail his too, and will gladly do so if he derails my future threads. None of you mods should tell me that you are not aware of the going ons regarding Mikuz and his cohorts. Look at what you call a joke section. It has been reduced to a battle ground of segregations between Projan and Npjc or whatever nonsense names they bear. Have you not seen that? What have you done to curb that? You are only interested when someone whose thread was derailed decides to act, but you woefully fail to curb the originator of such nonsense.
If the job of moderation is getting too hard, would you please hand over the reins to someone who'll effectively do  a good job? Or better still increase the number of moderators, and have an active moderator on this section?[/color]

The mod has every right to warn anyone if they go against the rules of the forum
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-1026.0.html

[color=#000030]The mod has every right to warn anyone if they go against forum rules, but he does not have the rights to threaten me with a ban. What the hell is that supposed to mean? Because you have a privilege you can do as you wish? Compose some articulated nonsense and PM it to me? Do any of you here think i give a damn about usernames? If you wanna ban, ban and stop making a fuss about it. You wont PM the perpetrator, but you are quick to PM when i stand up to bullshit. And when you PM me, you use any tone you feel like as if you are talking to your kid brother? Pls spare me that nonsense, as i would not tolerate it! If you cannot do your job effectively, say so!
Is "Mtshew" part of the forum rules? Should he do that on every thread? How many PM's has he gotten for that? Look. None of you should drag me into any squabble. I dont appreciate those meaningless PM's you send to me, so i suggest you stop it. If the moderator that sent me that PM this afternoon was at his duty post last night, he would have been able to delete the unwelcomed comment, and then PM the baga that made the comment. He saw it and left it because i did not complain? So it was right in his eyes? And then, as soon as i started mine, the next thing was to PM me? RUBBISH!
Please please and please. Dont ask me to settle online squabbles offline. It makes NO SENSE! There should be a separate thread where squabbles are settled, or you device a more reasonable and meaningful way to curb some developments. Why not ask for suggestions from the users of the forum? Why not have a court? You are not always online, so how o how, do you see what is going on here? Banning people unnecessarily does not change NADA! You dont need me to tell you that. Devise a better means of maintaining decorum. Delete unwanted comments. Not everyone has that time to click on the "report" button. If the real world, i dont report everything to the police do i?

Take this post how you want to take it, and treat it the way you want to treat it. All i know is do the right thing at the right time. I dont normally start derailing threads or picking offense unless someone starts it first! Whatever starts online, ends online. . . I've bared my mind![/color]

[color=#000030]MIKUZ FCCK YOU BIT[i]C[/i]H!

You messed with the WRONG NIGGA! [/color]

You guyz have a problem?? sort it outta NL

And stop posting trash around the Section.

Mikuz, you were just unbanned of recent na, whats the problem?

Thought everything had been settled?? huh??

Killz anymore insultive word from you in the section might result to a ban!!

Ive warned you both!!

Wont repeat myself!

I have deleted your trash

Regards,
Dani

[color=#000030]Dont you ever threaten me again! If you are the mod of the Jokes section, so what? Mikuz goes about "Mtshew" on all threads. He did it on my thread, i warned him, he did it again, i started mine and you are here spitting trash?
What do you mean sort it outta NL? Are you OK? Did it not start here? You pretend as if you dont know what Mikuz does, now i'm ready to pay him back and you are doing what exactly? You threaten me with a Ban? Go ahead and see if i care! [/color]

Mobinga:
What an ldiot.

On a Thursday morning, at  09:47 AM, you sat down to write all that.

Don't you have a job and a life?

[color=#000030]And you quoted at 9:53 AM? Where's your job and life? SMH![/color]

[color=#000030]Liar! But on a serious note, you need spelling classes. [/color]

alosiby92:
Ok, so there is a guy I've been friends with for a while. . .problem is I now feel like I'm falling for him. . . and don't know whether or not to tell him as I have been hurt in the past (i.e afraid of rejection) . Any suggestions how to go about doing it? I'm also afraid it may ruin our friendship but at the same time seeing him with another girl drives me mad. Advice please NLanders!

[color=#000030]Aww. I know that feeling too.
You are not sure if you have fallen for him cos you said "I now feel like I'm falling for him". There is a difference between feelings. Some are surfaced, while some are deep rooted. Find out how exactly to compartmentalize those feelings, before you proceed. Are your feelings for him real? Or is it as a result of loneliness, or the need to feel "loved" and not "liked"? Be honest to yourself first my dear!
Whether or not to tell him depends on the honest deductions and evaluations you have made within your self. Pls understand that a platonic friendship and a full blown relationship are miles apart in terms of similarity. Define what you really want. Where do you see yourself and this guy in the next couple of years? How are you going to cope with your academics? Are you really ready for a relationship, or is it really because of the time he spends with the other girl? If seeing him with another girl makes you mad, do you not think that's a sign of Jealousy? If it is, have you thought of ways to control your jealous feelings?
If you have answered the questions honestly, and you sincerely believe that the likeness you have for this guy may be equated to love, then you can tell him. Mind you, the fear of rejection remains. He could either say yes or no. If he says no, your friendship with him will never remain the same. You'll even be more hurt than you anticipated. Therefore, prepare your mind like i always do. Have a Plan B! Dont always expect things to pan out the way you planned them. You are here planning on how to tell him, but what if he honestly does not feel he same way about you? What do you do? Great disappointment comes when you were not expecting a particular line of action. Ask your self what's the worst thing that can happen to you if he says no, and start planning towards it, so that you will not feel the effects as much! It works for me. Dont be surprised that you wont feel bad if he does reject you. Put your self in a 50/50 position. . .
I have to admit that the friendship will not remain the same irrespective of whether he says yes or not. If he says yes, you are officially his girlfriend and you will expect him to minimize his friendship with those girls that drive you mad! What happens when you see him with other girls? How would you react? Are you really ready for this relationship? How will you react when you both argue, cos naturally, the optimism and level of confidence in a platonic friendship turned relationship is very high. They believe it will be happily ever after simply because they have been friends. . . Well, that notion is what? WRONG!!
Be ready! Be ready!! Be ready!!! I cant over emphasize that! Be emotionally ready! Since you cannot hold the feelings and you had to ask for help, by all means tell him! Tell him how you really feel about him, and make sure you let him understand that he is NOT under obligations to say yes just because you asked! You have to allow him make that choice too. it will be easier if he had previous feelings for you, but then, what if he didnt?

No two situations are the same, it depends on the level of effort you put in to make it work. I really hope it ends well, and in your favor. But if it doesnt, say to yourself "Life goes on". [/color]

born2fuck:
[b][size=20pt]Effect of valentine have shown on arsenal, instead of them training, they were bleeping and we got beaten 4-0, [/size][/b]they almost make me weep, i did not argue with anyone so i won't throw in a fight with the silly barca boy mocking me

Goldieluks:
Who let this albino rat out? Go all over NL looking for people's mistake. Self employed [size=20pt]cretenous [/size][/b]insect.

[color=#000030]It's [b]Cretinous . . . Why do you hate English so much? [/color]