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[color=#000030]Moses, Jesus and an old man are playing golf. Moses hits the golf ball, and it lands in a lake. So he walks over to the edge of the lake, parts the lake, walks over to his ball, and hits it up out of the lake. 


Jesus tees off and his ball also lands in the lake. He walks across the lake to where his ball is, his ball miraculously rises to the surface, and he hits it off the lake.

The old man tees off, and his ball also lands in the lake. As it is sinking, the ball is swallowed by a fish. A bird then swoops down and scoops the fish up into it's beak. Clouds suddenly appear, and lightening strikes the bird. The bird is killed instantly and falls to the ground. The bird lands on the green and the golf ball rolls out of its mouth, and into the hole.

Jesus looks at the old man and says, "Dad,(God) if you don't stop foolin' round, we're not going to play with you anymore!" [/color]

[color=#000030]^^^
In as much as you are right, you cannot deny that the LDR aggravates the aforementioned! [/color]

[color=#000030]One day, a girl walk to her mother and look at her mother's hair and sadly said: "Why are some of your hair white mom?"

The mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.

The girl thought about this revelation a while, and then said, "Momma, how come *all* of grandma's hairs are white?"[/color]

[color=#000030]^^^
Maybe na typo true true. . . 5months! [/color]

[color=#000030]"The Disadvantages of LDR. . .Part one!"[/color]

[color=#000030]Sooo Romantic! [/color]

[color=#000030]^^^
Work on your Lexis & Structure first. . . No matter how poor, you should be able to afford "Brighter Grammar!" [/color]

[color=#000030]That's just plain Dumb!. . . 5yrs? Are you that ugly that no one else wants you?[/color]

babsomotde:
Women don't want relationships these days?

[color=#000030] Huh? - 1000[/color]

All they request for is money.

[color=#000030] -1000[/color]

On val, one said be my val.

[color=#000030] +2000[/color]

I was thinking on how much will be spent and used,

[color=#000030] -10,000[/color]

becos she is a real correct aje-butter girl,

[color=#000030] And so what? -10,000 [/color]

Are there still real women in the part of the world?

[color=#000030] For thinking there are no real women in the world, because a girl asked you to be her val, -20,000.[/color]
[color=#000030] For thinking women don't want relationships because an "aje-butter" girl asked you to be her val, and instead of replying positively or negatively, you rather chose to think of "how much will be spent and used" -50,000[/color]
[color=#000030] For opening a thread solely based on your dumb analytical prowess, and for the shameless audacity needed to do so -100,000![/color]

y me:
I guess I was a bit off track
And I love myself more

[color=#000030]Hmm. . .[/color]

[color=#000030]You cant slave for 2 masters. . . You cannot hold claim to loving 2 ladies equally and at the same time! The earlier you stop lying to yourself, the better for you![/color]

[color=#000030]Yes it does!
When will people come to the realization that inter-denominational relationships are a No No? Love is not foolishness! He's always condemning the denomination that brought up a lady that he fell in love with, and wants to marry? What an arse!. . . And you are foolishly clinging to him, promising him a change to his denomination after he marries you? Height of obfuscation!. . . Are you that ugly and desperate? Smh![/color]

1stKlass:
Hehehhe, nice to see you

[color=#000030]You too. . .
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[color=#000030]@Rokiatu

Congrats on your first thread that can only be best described as The 2012 model of "Quintuplicated bullshitology". . . Full options, factory fitted AC, 4WD, side curtain airbags, and the latest discombobulated technologies. . . Congrats baby. [/color]

[color=#000030]Dumb thread from a mentally challenged, illiterate Sudanese looking chimpanzee. . .
Dumber replies! Especially from the band wagon hopping, pitiably lopsided, pathetically discombobulated, "crowd following" schmucks!

98% Quantitative Bullshit! #Fact! [/color]

[color=#000030]I hope that "face like burnt puff puff" silly son of an obscurant hilly billy goat wasnt in any way, directly or indirectly, referring to me. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]Yes they are all taken. . . Blame yourself for waking up late and missing the train! [/color]

[color=#000030]You are a discombobulated "Dumboleen!"[/color]

[color=#000030]Must it be from that family? What the hell exactly is he trying to prove? [/color]

[color=#000030]Aggravated Bullshit![/color]

[color=#000030]She chose to lose it. . . You were only a catalyst that sped up the reaction![/color]

booqee:
See ruqayah, if u want to enjoy ur stay in jokes section, don't go replying to every comment dat says ur joke is dry. Dat one is a normal tin here. U just ignore them, or else people like mikuz and skales will give u a very hard time here dat u'll almost hate it. Na fact i tell u oh.

[color=#000030]That's Bullshit! Intimidation that wont work. The mods are definitely sleeping to allow such idiotic parades to have a firmly rooted footing. . . Nonsense in 3D![/color]

Flashaldrin:
she wont fall for it, thats old school, so in a nice gentle voice, bastard!

[color=#000030]She wont fall for what? Do you think that was a scenario from your text book? Slap yourself back to reality![/color]

Are you this silly? the insults were not necessary[b] gay[/b]

[color=#000030]Double standards! Reprimanding one for insulting another while dishing out two of yours. . . Smh!
Gawd, i like myself![/color]