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 Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Strictly 4 Kegite Members by Killz3(m): 11:36pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[color=#000030]The gods are drunk, and must be crazy!  [/color] |
| Romance › Re: Pls Your Candid Opinion Is Required On This Issue by Killz3(m): 11:30pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[color=#000030]^^^ Mind you, he forgave her after the weekend incident, they resolved it. Now tell me why a guy who forgave you for spending the weekend in a guy's place will cry blue murder over a picture on face book? Unless of course the picture was a provocative one, and there is more to that picture that meets the eye than the ordinary. . . Bottom line is, if he takes her back, he is a what? A FOOL! [/color] |
| Romance › Re: Pls Your Candid Opinion Is Required On This Issue by Killz3(m): 11:16pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[color=#000030]^^^ And what do you say about the weekend she spent with the same guy, with her phone switched off? I wonder why the focus is on the fb pic. . . Smh! He should forget the girl and move on! Simplicias. . .[/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Projan Or Npjc by Killz3(m): 10:35pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
Agybabe:[color=#000030]Smart![/color]  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by Killz3(m): 10:34pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[color=#000030]NEW Alcohol Warnings  Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a ret[i]a[/i]rd. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy![/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by Killz3(m): 10:13pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[color=#000030]Getting Drunk THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: * Indubitably * Preliminary * Proliferation THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK * Specificity * Antidisestablishmentarianism * Loquacious * Transubstantiation THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: * Thanks, but I don't want to have sex * Nope, no more booze for me * Sorry, but you're not really my type * Oh, no, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing[/color] |
| Romance › Re: She Is Barely 19yrs But Wants Me To: by Killz3(m): 10:00pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
mcnepow:[color=#000030]Smh![/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by Killz3(m): 9:31pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[color=#000030]Segun was picked up on a r[i]a[/i]pe charge and was told to stand in an identification parade in the police station. He was placed in a lineup with ten other fellows and the accusing woman was escorted into the room. Segun jumped forward, and screamed "Thats her! Thats her! I'd recognize her anywhere!" Ode! [/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by Killz3(m): 9:20pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[color=#000030]The drunk and his drunk buddy A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000." "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000." "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed." "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000." "Three close family members lost in three months? How sad." "Then this month," continued, the friend, . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."absolutely nothing!" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Farts More? by Killz3(m): 9:04pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
talina:[color=#000030]Like someone is affected! [/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by Killz3(m): 9:03pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[color=#000030]In an emergency ward of a hospital a patient arrived complaining of a serious back-pain. The doctor examined, and asked him, "Tell me, what happened to your back?" The patient explains, "I came home from my night shift work early and entered my apartment this morning. I heard a noise and knew that someone and my wife were fooling around behind me. Balcony door was open so I rushed to balcony, and saw a man running and dressing himself on the street. I grabbed the fridge and dropped it at him. That's how I strained my back." Doctor took the second patient, who looked like someone got hit by a car. The doctor asked him, "My previous patient sure looked horrible, but you look worst. What did you do?" He replied, "What do I tell you doctor! After a long unemployment, today was the first day at my new found job. My alarm did not go off. I was running damn late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed simultaneously, and you won't believe doctor, but I was suddenly hit by a falling fridge." Doctor took the third patient, He looked like someone who jumped from the plane and parachute did not open. The doctor was shocked at the events today. Again he asked, "And now what the hell is your mischief?" "Well, I was sitting in a fridge, and someone threw it from the third floor."[/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Farts More? by Killz3(m): 8:57pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[color=#000030]The bone of contention should not be who farts more. Cos i can tell ya, that she can release 20 loud very noisy farts, but he can release one silent but deadly fart. . . By their smells you shall know them! Farts are fun and romantic, when they are not smelly! [/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by Killz3(m): 8:46pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[color=#000030]Phunky disease This couple on their honeymoon have never made love before and the wife's in bed buttnaked ready to . She says "come on honey take your clothes off I wanna " He says I am , so he takes off his shoes and socks. She says "your toes are all deformed what happened"? He says "Well as a kid I had 'toelio'" Next he takes off his pants and she says "your knees are all beat up and pockmarked what happened"? He says well as a kid I had the kneasles" Then he takes off his undies and she looks down and says "OMG! What happened down there honey". . . Smallcox?  |
| Romance › Re: Pls Your Candid Opinion Is Required On This Issue by Killz3(m): 8:02pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
your friend is getting played like football[color=#000030]^^^ If he tagged her, it's possible Sorry, when you meant football, did you mean Arsenal vs Ac Milan?  [/color] |
| Romance › Re: My Girlfriend And My Underwear! by Killz3(m): 7:50pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[color=#000030]"Bullshit Experimenta" [/color] |
| Romance › Re: Pls Your Candid Opinion Is Required On This Issue by Killz3(m): 7:47pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[color=#000030]Candid opinion is that the girl is now an arsenal fan. . . She's a gooner! Forget the hell about her, and join a new club![/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Projan Or Npjc by Killz3(m): 7:10pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[color=#000030]None! Just be yourself![/color] |
| Romance › Re: She Says 2 Kids Only by Killz3(m): 6:59pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=873916.msg10225421#msg10225421 date=1329586838]Talk is cheap. It is easy to say I want this and that and this and that, but when push come to shove IF YOU DON'T HAVE KIDS, you don't know what you can handle until you have kids.[/quote][color=#000030]Sorry if i beg to differ. people plan their families, before they actually come. So what's that about not knowing what i can handle until i have kids? [/color] I know many couples who have sworn they will have million of children ended up with 2 or 3 kids.[color=#000030] course yes! People's orientation change. Individuals think differently, and did you find out why they ended up with 2 or 3 kids? Is it obtainable for everyone?[/color] Having all the money in the world will not make having kids and raising children easier. People need to be realistic.[color=#000030]Money wont make having kids and raising them easier, but money helps! If he is experienced, and can take care of 6 children, are you to stop him? What if he can take care of kids more than you think he can?[/color] Talking about it and making an affirmed decision will not change THE CURVE BALL we call LIFE.[color=#000030]What is life?[/color] |
| Romance › Re: My Husband Reacts On A Birthday Greeting To My Ex by Killz3(m): 6:38pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
chidyhels:[color=#000030]This is the dumbest piece of s[i]h[/i]it i've read today! Maybe you need to do a research on what it means to be "Married". Damn![/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Killz3(m): 6:34pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[color=#000030]^^^ Whatever dude! The Projan and Npjc whatever, is just plain bullshit. . . Quintessentially childish, and makes no modicum of sense! Sorry, but i'm quite vociferous when i need be. . . Cheers![/color] |
| Romance › Re: Public Displays Of Affection - Only For The Married And Engaged? by Killz3(m): 6:23pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
I find it strange if couples aren't affectionate (hugs and hand holdings) in public.[color=#000030]Hehe!. . . Maybe they are shy [/color] |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Help Needed, I Just Lost My Job Recently by Killz3(m): 6:19pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[color=#000030]1) Move to a not so expensive apartment 2) Think of self employment. If you are in lagos and will like to register for a course on Motor Vehicles. Head to LTV premises and ask for automedics! The course trains you to be a professional mechanic in 3 months and fee is 100k. Course starts in April, and registration is on! If you are interested in the course leaflet, i could forward it you by mail, then you confirm things for yourself. Just lemme know. 3) In view of the current issue on ground, i'd advise against getting married, until your income is stable again. . . Even if it is 100k monthly. Just make sure it is stable. I believe in prayers. But i dont believe in praying and not working towards it. Heaven helps those who helps themselves![/color] |
| Romance › Re: She Says 2 Kids Only by Killz3(m): 6:04pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[color=#000030]There is absolutely nothing wrong having as much children as you want. I think the most important thing is to make sure the future is secured enough for the kids. 1 or 6, take care of your "produce" and dont expect another person's input in their upbringing! I'll like to salute the courage of you and your pweety. You are having a "future argument", today. This is a very important process in determining the alignment of your future plans together. You want 6, she wants 2, have you asked her the reasons why she is so adamant on maintaining her stance on 2 kids? Have you really told her the passion you have for kids, and why you want 6 kids? You can always reach a compromise. . . At this stage, you both have to make a compromise. Step down 2 notches, and ask her to step up 2 notches. The result is 4 children. That's still fair. But honestly, if you both do not come to an agreement before tying the knots, this issue will creep up in future after the wedding has taken place and it wont be so funny anymore. You DONT have to accept 2 kids simply because she wants you to, neither should she accept 6 simply because you want her to! Reaching a compromise will go a long way to really prove that love that you deemed strong enough to want to make her the mother of your kids. The way this issue is eventually handled will go a long way to show the level of maturity and understanding you both are bringing into the marriage. Waiting till after the first 2 to make up your mind may not really work to your expectations. Trash out the issue before you head to the altar. . . To prevent future emotional & marital catastrophe. Personally i will like a minimum of 2, and a maximum of 4 and i have made up my mind already to settle for 3 if need be. . . Sacrifice! [/color] |
| Romance › Re: Public Displays Of Affection - Only For The Married And Engaged? by Killz3(m): 5:32pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[color=#000030]^^^ No i'm not! I'm all for the whole PDA stuff, but that statement about finding it hard to touch when alone is sooo wrong! [/color] |
| Romance › Re: Only Poor Men Are Faithful To Their Wives Or Girlfriends- Agree Or Disagree? by Killz3(m): 3:52pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[color=#000030]Another "[b]ode[/b]listic [b]Mumu[/b]cious" thread from a Jobless idiotic subsidized mofo! Bullshit![/color] |
| Romance › Re: Public Displays Of Affection - Only For The Married And Engaged? by Killz3(m): 3:51pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
If a couple are not comfortable touching each other when others are there, I think it would be harder even when they're alone.[color=#000030]-1000 ! What do you say about couples that are not comfortable touching in public, but in the confines of their privacy, they are wild cats? Huh? PDA's are subjective to individuality. . . Engaged, Married, or not![/color] |
| Romance › Re: Do Ladies Derive Pleasure From Snubbing Guys? by Killz3(m): 3:23pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[color=#000030]Yes they do! They dont snub guys all the time, but when they do, they derive pleasure from doing so. . . I've never ever seen a lady relating how she snubbed a guy to her friends, with a frown on her face. [/color] |
| Romance › Re: Will You Allow Your Partner To Stay In Touch With Their Ex? by Killz3(m): 3:14pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[color=#000030]NO, i wont! And spare me the sanctimonious bullshit about insecurity! Staying in touch with an ex does more harm than good! Yes you can exchange pleasantries when you bump into each other at occasions or randomly, but keeping contacts and exchanging calls is wholly unacceptable to the 100th degree. If you had wanted to keep touch with your Ex, why break up the relationship? You are in a new relationship, so the things of the past one is totally irrelevant. Anyway, these are the seemingly infinitesimal things that i would have to find out before diving into the waters of a relationship. I wont tolerate such bullshit, and if my stance is not ok by you, the exit door to the relationship is that way! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by Killz3(m): 3:13pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[color=#000030]The jokes sectionals are pretty obfuscated! ***Warming up to discombobulate and synchronize their weak fat arses! I aint called Activating Kung fu Soccer mode! [/color] |
| Romance › Re: 22years Got Married To 68 Yo Lady Today by Killz3(m): 2:50pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[color=#000030]This is so dumb! That woman is older than my grandmother. . . [/color] |
| Romance › Re: Why I Cannot Love! by Killz3(m): 2:37pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo[color=#000030]What a dumb st[i]u[/i]pid dimwitted obfuscated arse![/color] |
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