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[color=#000030]How exactly do i bring this incomprehensible "Bullshitology" into compartmentalization?
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[color=#000030]No! Especially when you value morals. Keeping friends who dont have/share the same moral standards as you do, will only lead to disaster. . . Influential power is very strong! [/color]

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Get a room.

^^^
Pls you are blocking my view to Ada. . . Thank you in advance!

Ada i forgot these. . . [/color]

killz, pls change ur drugs

[color=#000030]Yes it's true. . . Dum Dum! [/color]

[color=#000030]It's a fable! Dum Dum![/color]

[color=#000030]Quantum Bullshit![/color]

[color=#000030]Rush into the house and start hurriedly arranging your stuff into a bag. . . If she looks startled and asks what the heck is going on, tell her in a hoarse frightened voice say you don kill person and the police go flash for dia any minute. . . If she no rush out, call me bastard! [/color]

[color=#000030]Boil 'em in hot water first! [/color]

[color=#000030]I cheated on Nj Girl! [/color]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=872499.msg10216187#msg10216187 date=1329483928]Bite me ooo [/quote][color=#000030]Did you soak in bleach? [/color]

Adaeze003:
I'm good. Just the normal stress. I mean what will life be without stress? Lol! Hope you're good?

[color=#000030]Never been better! [/color]

[color=#000030]No offence, but your reasons are horrendously dumb. Roll the reasons up, and shove it up your dumb arse! [/color]

[color=#000030]Holy Smokes! [/color]

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Yeah! My best part was when his neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air! The guy go confess. [/color]

who's talking about toasting here Re-read my previous post! But it case u cant comprehend it let me explain! 9ja girls and snakes are dangerous! But like almost err thing in life u cannot find two exact same thing! so therefore btw a 9ja girl and snake one is more dangerous than the other! And as most of us will agree, when we are faced with two dangerous stuff we ''deal'' with the most dangerous one first b4 the less dangerous one! So what the ''SAYING'' means is that a 9ja girl is more dangerous than a snake! So a man should ''deal/kill/[size=17pt]slutter[/size]'' a 9ja girl first b4 the snake!  

[color=#000030]WTF? [/color]

[color=#000030]Even a dead clock is right. . . Twice a day! You are paying for your inadvertence! You took everything for granted.[/color]

jobfront:
It hurts me how great men keep falling in the name of 'loving a woman,' and how men do trust their whole life on people, when its obvious that this world its callous, To help the wise men keep charge of their life and status, I have compiled a guide to assist, meanwhile, you can still add more guides to mine, Now, if you want to live long, happy, and to also maintain your rich or wealthy status as a man, follow the rules below:

1. Don't trust any human solely with your life!

[color=#000030]True to an extent. But False if you ask not to trust AT ALL![/color]

2. Trust no human called a 'woman' or 'girl' no matter who she may be to you, viz. lover, fiance, wife, etc!

[color=#000030]FALSE! You cannot completely live in isolation, you have got to trust someone. If you cannot trust, you should not be trusted.[/color]

3. Love no woman or girl, like them wisely and don't love them totally, its safer that way! Romeo loved Juliet, how did it ended? He died, Jerk loved Rose in Titanic, what happened? Sampson loved Delilah, how did it go? Abacha loved and trusted a woman with his life, and what happened to him? Troy loved, same, etc, etc, if you like, learn, if you don't, keep being fooled with LOVE,

[color=#000030]Pure undiluted BULLSHIT! 3 examples (Troy, Romeo and Jack) were from made up stories. . . Figments of the writers imaginations! The story about samson was as a result of his disobedience not to marry a philistine woman. . .[/color]

4. Take everything in life easy, don't take things to heart, for the safety of your heart and emotion

[color=#000030]On Point![/color]

5. Always expect things not to go according to your desire, that's the way life is meant to be, if you do this, you won't always be disappointed with whatever that happens around you.

[color=#000030]On point again![/color]

6. Promise not, and if you must promise, fulfill your promises.

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Promise is a debt![/color]

7. Listen more than you speak in real life

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Be quick to hear, slow to act.[/color]

8. Listen to good advices, but take less of them

[color=#000030]False. Take good advices, learn from the mistakes of others.[/color]

9. Don't always expect life to be easy, straight, simple, smooth, always expect a deviation when all things are going as planned

[color=#000030]True to an extent.[/color]

10. No matter what, believe in a supreme being, God, and always pray and praise Him, ask for forgiveness when you go wrong and make praises your daily activities,

[color=#000030]True. . . To those that believe in God![/color]

Which is heavier: 1kg of sand or 1 kg of iron?

[color=#000030]They are of equal weight! [/color]

jobfront:
Hmmmm, lol, , ok, ok, ok, I remember, they still cheat, cos its in men's blood to explore, they are Women Explorer, lolz, now, deny it, Mr. Saint, that won't win you the heart of Mrs. Ch, lolz,

[color=#000030]Are you saying you havent come across men who dont cheat? If you have not, how is that a fault of mine? [/color]

Adaeze003:
@ ~kills~ just noticed your signature. That's swt

[color=#000030] Birthday mate! I'm yet to receive that mail! How are you? [/color]

talina:
^^^ Mrs.C , its a trick link. Whoever clicks on it will see their own profile.

[color=#000030]Mrs C na JJC Incorporated. . . [b]J[/b]olly [b]J[/b]us [b]C[/b]ome! [/color]

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=872499.msg10213099#msg10213099 date=1329435724]Ooooh!    [/quote][color=#000030]Ooooh What? Why are you so curious about every link? [/color]

[color=#000030]SMH! Tips for cheating? Nonsense![/color]

[color=#000030]I just noticed OP's Signature! [/color]

MY HATTERS ARE MY MOTIVATION.

[color=#000030]Spurious, sensational, wishy washy "Legend of the Snake with Human Hair". . . Bullshit of inconceivable magnitude!

Who "snap" the photo? And why was the snake patient enough for you to take it's photograph?

Nonsense in 3D![/color]

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Huh? [/color]

[color=#000030]Sex Therapist


A woman walks into her sex therapist's office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and they never hav[i]e[/i] sex anymore, and asks what to do about it. The therapist tells her that she has an experimental drug that might do the trick. She tells the woman to give her husband one pill that night and come back in the morning and. . . . . . . . , tell her what happened.

The next day, the woman comes in ecstatic telling the therapist that the pill worked and she and her husband had the best sex ever. She asks her therapist what would happen if she gave her husband two pills and the therapist says she doesn't know, but to go ahead and try it.

The next day, the same thing happens: the woman comes in telling the therapist that the sex was even better than the night before and what would happen if she gave him five pills.

The therapist says she doesn't know, but to go ahead and try it. The next day, the woman comes in limp but happy, and tells the therapist that the sex just keeps getting better and what would happen if she gave him the rest of the bottle? The therapist says she doesn't know; it's an experimental drug and she doesn't know what a full bottle could do to a person. Anyway, the woman leaves the therapist's office and put the rest of the bottle of pills in the husband's morning coffee.

A week later, a young boy walks into the therapist's office and says: "Are you the dumb s[i]h[/i]it who gave my mother a bottle of experimental pills?"

"Why, yes, young man, I did. Why?"
"Well, mom's dead, our neighbor's wife is pregnant, the dog has run away, and dad's sittin' in the corner going "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, " [/color]

[color=#000030]Mommy's LITTLE GIRL

A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older.


The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up." The girl still wanting to know about her mother, then fires off another question, "Mommy, Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."

The little girl, frustrated, sulks until she is dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consults with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation. The girlfriend says, "All you have to do is sneak and look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."

Later, the little girl and her mother are out and about again. The little girl starts off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. You're 32 years old." he mother is very shocked. She asks, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?" The little girl shrugs and says, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."

"Where did you learn that?"
The little girl says, "I just know.
And I know why you and daddy got a divorce.
You got an "F" in sex." [/color]

[color=#000030]A man was having problems with premature ejac[i]u[/i]lation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejakulate, try startling yourself."


That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife. At home, his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As the two begin, they find themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Not that well, when I fired the pistol, my wife shiit on my face, bit 3 inches off my pe[i]n[/i]is, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!" [/color]

[color=#000030]A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:

Most Honorable sir

You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she get on train. I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
I Fall out of tree, not see.
No fee.[/color]

[color=#000030]Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."

Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and h[i]a[/i]s sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of Vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE FCCKING DISHES!!" [/color]