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Extom:
Textanese oo, Lebanese oo, or whatever 'nese', bros, it is bullshitt. If you cannot reply me in simple and correct English, without the irrelevant shorthand, I can't even chat you with you, let alone type the rubbish myself.
You might see the whole 'texting in shorthand' as subtle, but it would shock you to know how many 'subtle' habits later became a life-defining character of some people.
Someone actually got fired for replying his boss "am on ma wae",when he was asked about his whereabouts. (I wasn't told, I saw it).

What is the whole fuss about the dating game fa? I want a matured, intelligent young lady that can type well, and not some 'gurrrll'.

I think the OP is the one that needs lecturing. Who's with me, so we can bring the OP in for some coaching class, and change his mentality??

Thank you. Seriously!

I don't think people understand just how annoying it is to read "textspeak".
All that "k, lyk, ttyl, hbd, 4rum" nonsense is childish and when I get adults texting me that way, it really puts me off.
Typing in full would only take five seconds more!

adanduka:
He should dress like a gentleman and walk in on his clutches with Obama-like confidence. Towards the end of his interview he can wrap it with a story of his present situation and how it will soon be history.

This advice is the way forward ooh.
He should not postpone the interview as long as he is able to walk with the crutches

Very helpful. Thank you.

Hard to believe this man is now 72. He looks fitter now than he does in this picture.

I swear I go book space for ds one.

Edit: Now that I've calmed and read the post, it sounds very unlikely.

I generally prefer lists, so the first looks good.

You need to see a dermatologist. If you live in Lagos, you can go to the LUTH annex at Yaba where they run a clinic specifically for skin problems. It's just behind the Psychiatric hospital on Harvey Road.

Going by your post, you really should study English.

I think you should post what your options are, then people can help point you in the right direction. Except for the Literature score, there are several courses you can study.
Look into your university prospectus, and pick five courses that appeal to your future intentions, post here and then people can help based on their experience with the courses.

FYI, I don't know why you chose NOUN, but I can tell you that it isn't a very good choice for this reason. Have you ever met any NOUN graduate? Not a student, graduate, with a certificate?
Please, consider a regular university, even if you'll go for a part time course.

This, I have to watch! Station nko?

Any idea what model the phone is?

LMAO! Na you gan gan be businessman

LOOOL!!!

Books are just as bad too, even worse sef because the author would describe that one room scene with the luggage in the corner and darkness, mosquitoes etc, and it would still be sexy and romantic.

LMAOOO!!
And people have been giving honest replies to this?

Doclight:
A friend of mine told me about His uncle who hasn't had sex for 14 good years, as a result of his promise to God. And when he finally got married, The sperm was excessively thick, and this made the wife sick and admitted in the Hospital. Could this really be true? CAN U DO SAME?

This just put me in a better mood to work. Chai!

Why do we still have electricity issues?

Chai. . . Nigeria has become like Iraq, a nation that Americans feel sorry for and talentless sex symbols tweet their pity.
Guys, let's try a different man come February. Please.

You're a teacher?!

Wetin she dey look since? She should have cashed in on the popularity ages ago.

Even if it amounts to nothing, this is something that should be highly praised. An app!

One of these days, we will have sense.
Just when I think I can't be surprised by anything pastors do, something like this comes up.
The really impressive stuff is that people actually paid this money.

It was really exciting . . . especially because it was forbidden, plus I'd read so much about how "electrifying" kisses were in dem yeye Mills and Boon.
I ran home and wrote all about it in my little pink diary with cute padlock and my elder brother saw it and threatened to tell my mom if I ever kissed anyone again.

Career wise, I'd suggest you choose a masters degree in something closer related to your BCH background.
For the MPH option, I'd recommend number 2, because 1 and 3 will likely be more beneficial to people with more clinical experience.

I have, and I was 18 or so at the time. God, I read way too many novels as a teen. I just cringe whenever I remember doing that.

alberto2k:
Itz a western culture gentleman thing
But
Now imagine how rude it would be when a guy propose to a girl while standing

Lol. . . E no rude naa. Must he propose in public? If we're inside the house and he gives me with a few nice words, e don do now.
That false scream in public dey taya me.

One has to be really loose to shag a man on their first date. Shikena.

Newkidoo:
Guy cool down abeg!! All he wrote was embarrassing to say the least but am sorry for the comment though!!

You don't need to apologise, actually. Non Nigerians are on NL, and it isn't too much to expect us to speak/type our official language correctly.

Agybabe:
1. I am a Cross-Riverian
2. I don't fix artificial lashes
3. I don't really understand my local dialect.

Who can try?

Number 1 is a lie. I think you're Igbo.

Ds OP get sense ooh! Garnering sympathy and possible business in one post. Thumbs up!
You remind me of the guy who stood at a train station holding a placard asking peeps to request his CV.

Ksslib:
Wrong

Your Number 1 is a lie..

Number three is the lie then?

Nah, I'm truly tall. V much so.

macsika:
my turn
i did nothing on christmas day
i am in nigeria
i am not in nigeria

Number 3 is a lie.