₦airaland Forum

wallay77:
This format sweet me like mad....I get one girl like wey I go like reason this kinda parol...na me go sub this yeye girl...yesterday I was chatting her on WhatsApp she was kinda slow in replying,I asked her why ,she said cos her boyfriend is online..eweh ,on top sub wey I use my money do for u....sharperly sharperly I block her told her once her sub finishes she should tell that her useless broke boyfriend to sub her...nonsense

kenzysmith:
Met this beautiful girl at shoprite, I approached her and we exchanged numbers. After a week, I began asking her out she told me she had a serious boyfriend and she doesn't double date or run paro. I said no problem and I never disturb her.

3 days ago she called me that she needed to do one month sub that her sub has finish. I told her to tell her boyfriend na! She said she was too shy to ask him for cards. It look some how that it don't want to look like she was bothering him. I said OK no problem that I can't access my account at the moment that am at offshore in the middle of a sea that she should send me #200 naira mtn so I can call my bro to sub for her, she send me the card and I text her thank you very much for the card that she is a nice person.

After like 6hrs she called to tell me my bro has not send her the card. I told her I DONT have one kobo to send to her and cut the call.

Did I do wrong my fellow nairalanders

Eryyy92:
Who nor get money, konji no suppose to dey worry ahm

Sonnobax15:
gbammmmmmmm. Na online we take dey package am..But for real life,we be confirmed SIMPS

Smartb0y:
if you cant read in between the line then that's on you.
but man is a direct communicator so i wont fault you.

Artzdanielsz:
Lol bro not even a happy to me but u dey ask of umunwa

Artzdanielsz:
Q: What goes up and never comes down? A: My age!
Happy super birthday to me

Skooltynz:
Good evening nairalanders i feel bad this moment writing this because i feel emotionally blackmailed..

There is this church girl that came to preach to me earlier this year (i wouldnt mention her name) she invited me to her church and i accepted,she took my contacts and started calling me up on Sundays,but here is the thing after attending several of their church meetings i concluded it's not my type of church i don't like their doctrine because it's more like Christ embassy style of teachings so i lost interest..
To make matters worse this girl can call me for Africa,on Sunday mornings she will call ,call,call like 20 missed calls! it was now becoming unbearable,one certain Sunday morning Nepal brought the light late so i decided to charge my phone and quickly rushed to take so i can meet up with morning service,i noticed she called me so many times Amy phone charged on 1 percent .i no longer understand again,even Jehovah's witnesses do not disturb this way.this girl will come to my workplace expecting me to stop work and come to church during weekdays and the thing is she is very stubborn and never gives up,not like i am not interested in Godly things but i want a different church,but this girl thinks her church is the best for me..

Last week she came to my workplace so i used the opportunity to clear her and tell her my mind fully,she kept on insisting she talk to me almost one hour,i don't want to hurt she is doing Gods work,so i gave her all the audience.

This evening she came again to my workplace for Thursday prayer meeting,i told her it wouldn't be able to make it that i have a lot of work to do,she kept insisting stubbornly so i had to snub her all through with a frowned face ,she even almost cried And left afterwards. ,this made me to wonder why is it such a big deal i must be a full member of her church?and why is she over emotional about the whole thing,i feel so bad now because i feel i was rude to a preacher was i wrong?

Smartb0y:
if you report me,i'll be yours forever.

Amark:
A Nigerian man described how his friendship with an American woman began and eventually led to marriage.

“How it started VS how it’s going,” he captioned the photos documenting their relationship.
The woman sends him a lovestruck emoji in the first snap. She then compliments him on his looks and inquires whether he is African.
He says he’s from Nigeria, while she says she’s from the United States... readmore...
https://www.benuepost.com/2021/10/nigerian-man-marries-beautiful-american-woman-after-she-sent-him-a-dm-shooting-her-shot.html

Sonnobax15:

Where guymen take dey get this kind of luck self....My own philippine woman wey I manage dey structure for the past Three months,her own na just to dey snap different t-shirts dey send their pictures to me on a daily

Na pinshures I wor chop?

bobbybrown007:
Ha, you get mind oo. 900k fone, Are u trying to insult us? I mean me that am using nokia 5310, that baby fone u no. Or u fit dash me ur old 1

Ekenem123:
May God forgive you.[b][/b]

Pumpumking:

So in schkooool, they thought u that a man who dress as female is call Gay...correct?..
...brother, u need to go back to that primary schkooool, sue them & get back yor schkooool fees refund sir!!(no oofencse),

Ndubuisipaul1:
Abeg I don't have enough time to tell long story . But I will make sure I capture some of my experience in Lagos island.

Note : If you have not been to Lagos island please make sure you do before Jesus Christ come.

It's an experience worth having .
I was opportuned to get a job with industrial cleaning company in Lagos . We clean houses of rich men before the they pack in .That was how I entered houses of rich men and celebrities in Lekki, Victoria Island Eko Atlantic etc.

I have entered Don Jazzy house , Ay Comedian, 2 face. Etc. More of non celebrity super rich billionaires.

I cried when I entered one Igbo guy house his name is Frances. I asked God one qestion " Lord why are some people so rich while some people are so poor in the same country"

People reading this comment who are currently in Lagos island will tell you that demon of poverty is no where around Lekki.

Some churches in Lagos island runs on 24 hour electricity . Example house on the rock.
Brethren Some people are enjoying heaven here Earth. Although you can't compare heaven and Earth but some people have unimaginable wealth here in Nigeria .

Am just writing for people who have not been there . If you want to come to Lagos make sure you visit places around Lagos island.

Odewaleadesoye:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/10/13/everyone-smokes-not-legalising-weed-in-nigeria-is-hypocritical-burna-boy/

1stExplorer:
Why do men do this?!

axeman2:
Pdp and APC are criminal a

Pumpumking:
Did u hear me say I find man attractive? If u dont were glasses sir u will clearly see she is prettier than most Nigerians women coz shes lightskin..
I lie? Even magazines say shes way preeeetier than tiwa savage,teni & davido(true story)

Pumpumking:
How?

Pumpumking:


....all men agree bobrisky look hawt anyday & lets be honest, he almost looooklike like Beyansi,,,however question is why do all men find bobrisky very attractive clearly becuz he preeetier than 85% of our Nigerian women (i lie?), booobsi & Yansh all in place.. & most of all.........SHE IS LIGHTSKIN!!!!!
true or fault..agree or disagree... and no oofeinse!!!

Charmingrascal:
I - Violence I - Bandits I - Fraud I- Drugs I - Ogogoro I - Olosho I - Ashewo I - winchy winchy

BadNews:
BBNaija star, Angel met with singer, Davido this week and the duo had a great time together, Reports.

Davido and Angel had a good time together as both parties vibe to a hit song by Adekunle Gold.

Angel who couldn’t hide her excitement shared clips from the emotional moment on social media and it’s a move that has sparked reactions from her fans.

The young model showed her signature dance move as Davido also showed why he’s ranked among the best in the world of music.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CU86tvVFuJU/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading

Tos87:
Cubana should leave his friends and seek after musk and jeff.
This is absolutely a false teaching with great flaws.
In davido's voice...“we rise by lifting others"

Vinnie2000:
There is great Truth in What She has said here!
Man is Jealous and Bad in Nature!!

Even me, d Day I won small N7,500 for Bet9ja and announced it on Facebook due to Overexcite..
I Smelled Jealousy in the Comments section!

McSaviour:
I don’t know why I born in to this evil country!

Itzmeandu:
This is not Good at all. Promoting Homosexuality. Every movie has ir rating whether animes or real. This Should be rated 13.
But don't like this

neurosci:
Lol, it’s actually me. I bought the phone for someone cos I saw it was cheap $150.00